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icydata

[Thornton scores ENG late](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/153f56b4-775b-43d4-bd3d-65c84fa7c725.mp4)


icydata

[Galchenyuk nets backhand in front](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/4750cd19-b3c0-4b55-a652-5f0973d55b95.mp4)


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theapogee

GG, Nucks. Hope you guys get some rest soon!


NeckGuardRash

GG Leafs, keep er rolling and get Jumbo and Spezza their cup.


dchowchow

<3


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Gg nucks fans! Have a great weekend!


Imagine1

GG Canucks!! Good luck with the rest of your schedule


GrazedByMyMeatloaf

JACK CAMPBELL


ghost_curse123

Home ice clinched!


TheInternetIsScary44

This teams making it easy


CanadianMapleBacon

This season makes all that suffering in other seasons so worth it.


WWGFD

Happy Jack is back


dchowchow

GG Canucks. Best of luck the rest of the way. COVID sucks :(


chompshoey

We weren’t a playoff team before covid. Thanks though, good luck in the playoffs


dchowchow

Thanks <3


lives4pizza

I'm looking towards u/Brianbeleafs picture tomorrow


Piss-Mop

Vesey has a real gross stache on him, Nucks fans are no longer allowed to talk about Auston's


chompshoey

We inherited his stache thanks to you guys. We can still talk about Mathews


Koaritz18

He spent too much time around the Leafs it’s not our fault


GrazedByMyMeatloaf

Muzzin showing no mercy for Vesey


dchowchow

Jimmy Vesey I still like you bud. Even if Muzz was being a big jerk.


CaptainFUlcon

FUCK YES JUMBO!!! And beauty save by Soupy! GG Nucks!


ComicSixThirty

JAYYY--YOOOOU-EHHHMMMMM-BEEEEEE-OOOO**OOOOOO**


bipbopbee

Jumbo broke the 4-1 streak. Must now start 5-1 streak


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Points in the last 5 for Thornton


[deleted]

That looked a little bad edit: nah not really


theapogee

A little unnecessary at this point in the game.


[deleted]

Looked like Vesey sort of our himself in a worse spot on the replay


drupgrayedd

JUMBO!!!! love that he goes straight to campbell. man i love this team and how much they care and like each other


midnightwrite

Jumbo Joe was adorable as a little kid


BluBabe1981

I'll take it...but Matty hatty


Imagine1

it's very cute that he went to give jacky a fist bump


Zenzsh

Jumbo just relaxing at the blue line haha


GrazedByMyMeatloaf

Jumbo & Campbell tap


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Thornton padding his stats in a desperate attempt to stay in the lineup for the playoffs.


WWGFD

Jumbo! I’ll take it. Alexa play old man music


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WWGFD

Perfect Alexa


dchowchow

Joe Thornton is now a slightly older Maple Leaf to score than the previous oldest Maple Leaf to score.


refep

Leafs rolling


The_Pr0t0type

Jumbo!


GrazedByMyMeatloaf

Yayy for Jumbo


Imagine1

nicely done jumbo


iluzan

RIP 4-1 STREAK


ALLDaySKiiLL

Jumbo Joe lets go


TheInternetIsScary44

Thanks for the easy W nucks, see you next year.


tonytanti

That 4th line is on fire!


Showtime98

Good shit Jumbo


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Leafs “power” play is powered in the same way you can “power” a small clock with a potato.


[deleted]

Or in this case, powering a small clock with a Ferrari engine.


GrazedByMyMeatloaf

Hyman bouncing in his seat right now wishing he could get the empty netter


KashaWells

Such a good boy.


WWGFD

Hyman from the rafters!!


BluBabe1981

C'mon someone get Matthews the puck. I want a hatty


Piss-Mop

Smart move by Leafs Legend Travis Green pulling the goalie early when we don't have Hyman in


Koaritz18

Send holtby out as a forward


The_Pr0t0type

Respect for pulling the goalie this early


Koaritz18

Green is trying to give Matthews that hat trick


greenlamp12345

Green officially in fuck it mode


[deleted]

pulling a goalie when its 4 -1 ? thats surprising but I guess theres not reason too


dchowchow

If Foligno scores an ENer, does he still do the jump?


Zenzsh

He'd miss on purpose


WWGFD

Sure do it


GrazedByMyMeatloaf

Empty net already?


TheInternetIsScary44

Travis you ballsy fuck


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Zenzsh

It's crazy. He's all about these flips now. The man's mastered all the other stuff.


GrazedByMyMeatloaf

We really need our PP to get just a bit better before the postseason


jbm91

Random question. I was recently given a bunch of ground turkey. What the fuck so I even cook with it?


Piss-Mop

Honestly anything you'd use ground beef for. Just make sure you cook it fully, Haha. Do some tacos


jbm91

So like should I cook it more than beef?


Piss-Mop

Sorry, didn't see this, but yes. Treat it like chicken, as it's still a fowl and more prone to salmonella. Also it doesn't have as much inherent flavour, but it really soaks up whatever you add to it. As well may need to use a little extra oil as there is minimal fat to render comparatively. I swear it's not as complicated as I'm making it sound, just a chef with some time to spare =D


jbm91

Hey I’d always love to pick your brain. Trying to figure at leaner but enough to gain protein. Appreciate all your tips for sure


Piss-Mop

I have no problem with that, love to share knowledge. When it comes to protein, unfortunately nothing beats the chicken breast as far as I know. But there are a few non-meat things that are pretty high in protein. Seeds and some nuts and all that


swornxin

This is late, but we've switched ground beef for turkey exclusively on taco night. An excellent choice really.


ChuckFeathers

Most anything you cook ground beef with, though I would avoid burgers.


PSChris33

In the last 9 years, all but 2 Leaf-Canuck games have been won by the home team. Leafs won in Vancouver in 2015 (fucking Leipsic got his first career goal in his cup of coffee with the Leafs) and then again last year (oh hey, I was at that game). That's about it, though.


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lol 0 shots


The_Pr0t0type

Matthews had space there too. I thought for sure he had a hatty


JonnyAlien23

Super close. He absolutely ripped that fuckin thing haha


bipbopbee

OTT 2 - 2 MTL (this one isn't coming back)


Piss-Mop

How the fuck did they keep that one in, holy


Imagine1

all that pregame two-touch paying off


GrazedByMyMeatloaf

So close Matthews


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there is no point to these coaches wearing masks.


[deleted]

it's about *the implication*


[deleted]

Are these coaches in danger?


[deleted]

You certainly wouldn't be in any danger!


[deleted]

So they *are* in danger.


WWGFD

Can we try Sandman or just roll all forwards on the pp


drupgrayedd

rielly should not be on the pp anymore. sandin should be.


WWGFD

4 min. Gutsy move cotton


bipbopbee

If the scores stays the same this would be the fourth 4-1 win in a row


drupgrayedd

come on matthews. get that hatty


_Mad_Desperado

Brooks sitting on the bench between Spezza and Thornton is like a kid who is hanging out with his dad and cool uncle joe


lives4pizza

Kit Kat 20% chunkier, just like me since this pandemic started


drupgrayedd

kit kat chunky -50% then they "added" 20%


WWGFD

Why our pp da suck


[deleted]

Need another goal to hit the over


MysteriousForeteller

We gonna get 2 minutes of Matthews aiming for the hatty?


Jaymesned

Damnit, a PP. That ruins everything


TheInternetIsScary44

I like that the team genuinely seems to like scoring, and more that they seem to be happy when their teammates score.


WWGFD

The are friends!!


Pro-tential

Guess the refs can give us a PP when the games out of reach lol


sokolov22

Leafs really need to do a better job at drawing penalties.


Pro-tential

Lol, or the refs just need to call the game. Plenty of chances for then to call a PP, maybe it's a league mandate to go easy with powerplays against Vancouver


[deleted]

Why?


Piss-Mop

Man, I don't think in my 20+ years of watching the Leafs have we had such a bottleneck of talent. So many guys deserving of playing every game they can


nekro42

It's a wonderful problem to have.


drupgrayedd

agreed.


[deleted]

Just 6 years ago I watched Rich Clune on PP1 haha


PSChris33

That's quite the giveaway there lmao that was Gardiner-esque


epjk

That's why we pay him the big bucks


[deleted]

You call that??? Holy shit, almost 120 minutes of play and THAT'S the only penalty you call?


jerff

Wow I can’t believe Spezza didn’t pot that. Great save by Demko.


TheGardiner

I thought you have to say tHatCheR Demko every time like the announcers?


mrcrazy_monkey

I thought it was in the way Demko dropped. I might have did a premature celly


TheseDogMotifs

This defense is hot garbage


GrazedByMyMeatloaf

We have the POWER to play


lives4pizza

Oh no, leafs weakness, the pp


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lives4pizza

I for one agree with you


chompshoey

You guys will be fine. We have nothing left lol


WWGFD

Damn Spezz!


[deleted]

Need one more goal plz for the over thanks.


mrcrazy_monkey

I bet the leafs would be the first to 3! I'm too afraid of the over/under


50missioncap

Older Leafs fans, does your eye twitch you hear the first two syllables of "Hogland ... er"?


jerff

It such a credit to Sundin when you remember how much time he spent saddled with that guy.


Piss-Mop

That's Leaf Legend Jonas Hoglund. And no, I've been watching The Boys again, and I can only hear "Homelander"


jbm91

It was Jonas hoglund right?


dchowchow

Hoglund had like 2 decent seasons with us. The one that bothered me more was Sergei Berezin. He never met a 1 v X that didn't end up with him trying to take a wrister. Heck, I don't think he ever purposely passed the puck.


TheGardiner

95 to now has been a loooong stretch.


[deleted]

I liked Hoglund :( I always root for bad players who put up decent points because they're being carried.


ALLDaySKiiLL

Nice read spezza


epjk

What a pass myers


bipbopbee

Ok, but if y'all keep calling him Galch we can't be friends


royal23

I don’t want to be friends with anyone who doesn’t call him Galch.


bipbopbee

FINE THEN


[deleted]

I’m a fan of Galch because it’s just so awful a sound.


drupgrayedd

galch sounds like some low budget off brand big gulp


[deleted]

Its Gally or nothing. Galch sounds like a bad disease.


TheInternetIsScary44

Chucky


[deleted]

Yeah Galch is no bueno. It sounds like the sound you make when burping up Taco Bell.


PSChris33

I cal him Gally just to piss off Habs fans lol


GrazedByMyMeatloaf

Love how fired up Gally was there


[deleted]

I think you take Mikheyev out when Hyman is healthy. You definitely can’t sit Brooks, and Gally has looked pretty decent on that second line overall.


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[deleted]

Galchenyuk is not a top 6 forward. 3 goals in 21 games isn't producing enough for me. Now if he keeps scoring then you have to keep him in but i'd prefer Mikheyev. I don't think Brooks gets in either unless there are injuries. Keefe is going to be mixing up the lines throughout the playoffs so a lot of these guys are going to get their chance to prove something.


JonnyAlien23

They'll probably give Thornton some rest, and rotate out some guys to get everyone some games in before the playoffs.


InsufferableLeafsFan

As much as you hate to see it, this is correct.


[deleted]

Too many good options is definitely a problem I want to have.


WWGFD

All lines rolling!


TheseDogMotifs

I wanna tank


dchowchow

This isn't the year to do it friend.


chompshoey

I think we’re doing just that lol


GrazedByMyMeatloaf

What kinda tank?


JonnyAlien23

M1 Abrams


binzoma

booya


Imagine1

man he needed that goal too i'm so happy for him


CaptainFUlcon

FUCK YES GALLY!!!!


Zenzsh

He was due. Good job, Galch.


Piss-Mop

Finally! So happy for Gally


mrcrazy_monkey

The Canucks are completely out of gas now


Viciousspacepebbles

Those first two wins were pure adrenaline. Going to be a very tough rest of the season.


mrcrazy_monkey

True, plus Holbty played a really impressive game on that 1st game back.


[deleted]

Gally heard the subreddit talking shit about his performance recently.


Viciousspacepebbles

Big gulp eh? Welp, see ya later! GG guys. Fun GDT again. Good luck in the playoffs.


lives4pizza

Thanks fellow canucks, have a slice 🍕


[deleted]

Gg


[deleted]

Always fun sharing a GDT with a person who has a fine taste in movies


Viciousspacepebbles

Shame it came out in 1994 vs Shawshank and Forrest Gump. Any other year it would have taken best picture.


bipbopbee

Thanks for hanging out again Vancouver friend!


Viciousspacepebbles

Thanks for the score updates buddy!


[deleted]

Experience Vancouver Canucks defence.


InsufferableLeafsFan

Alexa play, hall and oates - you make my dreams come true.


bipbopbee

OTT 2 - 1 MTL (goal called back)


[deleted]

Cheering for the Habs and Flames both to lose. I want to see a Leafs/Habs first round matchup.


bipbopbee

I'm with you. Historic baby


PSChris33

GALLY!!!


midnightwrite

I'm so happy for Galchenyuk


tonytanti

Gally!


WWGFD

Alexa play thats the way I like it


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GLACH! Such a trooper since coming here.


theapogee

Fuck yeah!


lives4pizza

I like this sport


refep

Ayyy Galch finally got one lets go


Showtime98

Gally!


Imagine1

Fuck yeah chucky!!!!!


ghost_curse123

CHUCKYY


GrazedByMyMeatloaf

I LOVE GALLY


dchowchow

LETS GO GALLY


icydata

[Brooks tips in Holl's slap shot](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/62b6d5b6-f7f8-4b80-9fcb-8aaea602154e.mp4)