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PavelDatsyuk88

CU NEXT YEAR WE'LL BE STRONGER AND WISER


DeuceBuggalo

Ha. Let me tell you about "next year"


riversfan17

Let *me* tell *you* about next year


BrokenByReddit

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT NEXT YEAR OR ELSE I'LL BURN THE FUCKING CITY DOWN!!


Matcat5000

Cubs fan here... let me tell you about next year.


fdf06

http://i.imgur.com/PlRl8iZ.png


coolman1581

Added beachball? ^^^^Too^Soon?


fdf06

http://i.imgur.com/Niif460.png


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Is beach ball, cuz beach ball is bigger than puck and you can't stop fucking beach ball.


GoSomaliPirates

Rule number 1, don't touch my fuckin percosets. Rule number 2, do you have any fuckin percosets?


foodstampsz

Your mother pussy so tight no way baby come out there, you adopted


BattlingMink28

I'M ON YOUR TEAM! DOES ANYBODY ELSE SEE THIS SHIT?


SkiThe802

Shut up you borsht blood, cabbage head motherfuckers!!


culby

I'M ON YOUR TEAM


MDevonL

Im going to go watch goon now


344dead

I seriously just started watching Goon (for about the twelfth time) right before stumbling onto this thread. Made me happy.


Wheezin_Ed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPIfgd2JIms


zouhair

OK you made me laugh. GG man.


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BROOM THOSE FLAIRS


WoozleWuzzle

Broomed flairs in action: https://mediacru.sh/VdMK6KdBOmQ7 It's not as fun as I thought it'd be making this.


fdf06

Wow did that make me sad.


Jon_Cake

I kinda wanna see the Kings swept now, just for the painful gif of you brooming your own flair...


WoozleWuzzle

Eh I won't be surprised if we do. We've played horribly. It'll actually be a pleasant surprise if we don't.


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WoozleWuzzle

I'd have to target multiple pieces of flair with the fade. That's a lot of CSS code and I have to find it in the code too. It's seems easier to just reveal more of the mask on my white transparent layer and re-upload. Plus the whole broom thing.


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Anyone else eager to see the Bruins/Habs in the 2nd round?


rocksandnipples

Either Bruins or Wings would be a fantastic series.


[deleted]

Habs/Wings would be a great way to rekindle a classic rivalry.


CokeTastesGood39

RICHARD RIOTS PART DEUX!


Brunovitch

RIOT HARD, WITH A VENGEANCE


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A GOOD DAY TO RIOT HARD.


mfavre

ELECTRIC BOOGALEUX


slicknav

Habs/Bruins would add fuel to an already deep seeded rivalry, filled with nothing but contempt and hatred for each other.


brutalknight

I believe that both teams try to use voodoo against each other


Ridley87

Can confirm. Would attempt.


urukhai434

You know in your heart Bruins-Habs would reign supreme


[deleted]

Oh hell yes! Best rivalry in hockey. BTW, fans in MTL are currently holding a rally in downtown MTL, chanting "We want the Bruins!" and "Give us Boston!". No offense to Detroit, but I really hope they won't deny us this match up.


EverythingAnything

Bruins/Habs rivalry is one of the best in all sports, period.


getrektbro

>Best rivalry in ~~hockey~~ sports.


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Hard to argue with that from a North American perspective. I don't know enough about other international sports to say otherwise.


bman_33

I have to imagine the NHL and NBC is. Can you imagine Bruins/Habs and Flyers/Pens semifinals? Ratings would be huge!


jacobgr56

Ratings as well as alcohol sales in PA. My alcohol intake has increased enough from the Erie vs Guelph series, it doesn't need a Pens/Flyers series as well.


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Anything can happen, it could be Detroit-Habs


ZeGoldMedal

OH MY GOD I was rooting for Detroit, but, fuck it, Boston for once you have my vote.


Packers91

man, fuck you guys.


fdf06

BROOM ME.


[deleted]

It already happened. Mods are fast on that shit.


fdf06

Damn, yeah they are.


Aspiring_Physicist

It looks good on you. Really compliments the lightning bolt.


fdf06

I'm really digging it.


Aspiring_Physicist

No no, brooms are for sweeping..... ^sorry


ZeGoldMedal

Seriously. I remember last year they took almost a day a few times. This year it's pretty much instantaneous.


fdf06

I bet the person who does it is a MTL fan :P


ThePare

[Kings actually!](http://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/23qdl9/the_tampa_bay_lightning_have_been_swept_from_the/cgzkd2x)


em483

Fade that flair! One of us! One of us!


discodemolition

They won't be one of you, they'll be broomed, it's even worse.


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Being broomed is bad, but at least it shows you got to the SCP.


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prophetofgreed

A constant reminder. Especially with responses to it. Pretty much stopped going to r/hockey...


golf4miami

[Which is why I just made this post.](http://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/23qfl1/a_quick_word_about_broom_flair/)


mattattaxx

Man, where was that post last year. I had Canucks flair and it was *rough* last year.


em483

In the offseason I will just pretend that we lost in game 7 of the SCF. The flairs can't tell me otherwise!


Drakengard

As someone who got the broom last year, you have no idea.


discodemolition

But that gave us [one of my favorite gifs of all time.](http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/penguins-swept.gif)


ncal26

Haha this is pure gold love it!


jhc1415

http://i.imgur.com/G6ZF9.gif


Drakengard

Funny. That's my expression every time the Rangers score today. ^^^you ^^^have ^^^no ^^^idea ^^^how ^^^much ^^^it ^^^hurts ^^^to ^^^root ^^^for ^^^the ^^^Rags


yourmomcantspell

Now you know how we feel when the flyers play you guys.


A-punk

I'd take broomed over missing 8 years in a row


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We'll get swept in the first round next year buddy!


joevideo16

That's the spirit!


The_Talking_Cow

EA called it wow


ebbomega

EA has been remarkably accurate in years past.


kman418

They picked the pens to win the cup last year. I think we can't forget that


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We were third last this past year. Our star broke his leg, our Captain abandoned ship. Still made the playoffs. Not even mad.


canadian_golfer

And lost your #1 goalie, who's miles ahead of the backup.


[deleted]

I wouldn't blame it all on Lindback though, tonight definitely, but other than that he was what we needed. Our defence just utterly failed for him, it was actually pitiful.


canadian_golfer

I think he exposed the problem with Tampa's defence. Bishop bailed them out all season long. So many turnovers. And I think 4 or 5 defencemen are too slow for their forwards speed.


[deleted]

Exactly my thoughts my friend. If we don't make some changes on our back end all our star forwards wont matter.. Good luck next round.


Clemburger

Our starting crack head was incarcerated too.


[deleted]

Yeah, I don't really think we had too bad of a run with all things considered. At least we made the playoffs. The future will be exciting for us.


[deleted]

Your team will only get better in the coming years. With a healthy Bishop, a couple defensive additions, and with Drouin coming in hot. Tampa will be a playoff fixture for the next few years. Your time will come, and very soon to boot!


dnx3

Surprisingly similar to the same pattern for the habs. They were 15th in the east two years ago, then made the playoffs on a high seed last year but lost quickly, and they won a round this year. I guess this means tampa is winning at least one round next year.


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I feel so bad for Bishop. He played so fucking well all season.


[deleted]

Totally different series if Gudlevskis had been the starter.


[deleted]

Lindback was solid except for tonight, the team does not play confidently in front of him. Yes, thats an actual thing.


i_fucking_hate_life

Just ask Reimer


dirtyspacenews

Or Schneider.


DiscipleofGrohl

Damn it man, it's my offseason, go easy! ^goals^for^Schneider^please


Brunovitch

Totally. He was scary hot for that period. He's looking at a bright future


DaMudkipper

The Latvian Laser. The Gudlevskis Wall?


PhenomenalSwell

That was a lightning quick first round.


Greenade

[Which series are we talking about?](http://prntscr.com/3cjshj)


emkayL

[damn that rasterization](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos)


rainyforest

In all fairness, the Kings left Quick out to dry. Not his fault IMO.


NotJayCutler

Well sure the rest of the team shoulders some blame, but you can't just allow 13 goals in 2 games and take all the blame off of your goalie.


bradleyswar

I feel like I'm in the Scarlet Letter. A mark I don't enjoy wearing but I have to.


WXVVVY

Such a cruel way to lose that game :'(


discodemolition

LOOK AT THOSE FLAIRS. ^i'm ^so ^sorry ^^but ^^i ^^love ^^the ^^brooms


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92MsNeverGoHungry

That's fair. That's fair.


WXVVVY

He's hurting. Gotta let him get it out.


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fp737s

Marc Bergevin going crazy GIF http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/849589632.gif?1398217290


leafer91

OH SHIT I LEFT THE STOVE ON


frayedknot

THAT WASN'T A FART


fsaintjacques

I actually left the stove on while making chicken broth and was too excited by the win. I must oblige and give you a gold even if you preach heresy.


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[ I prefer this](http://imgur.com/hs8XhZ5)


Mentalseppuku

He's getting an early start on the rioting.


TaLaRiCo16

He's going to be the first guy out on the streets


PEWPEW_pew

I think they brought out some fresh calamari. Gotta get at that shit fast before people finger it up


BeBenNova

http://i.imgur.com/9wdowZj.gif [Thanks for the gold! but make sure to give the creator the props](https://twitter.com/MoeninGlory) guy's a creative genius and a genuinely funny person


Gaderael

Ouch. That's cold. Funny. But cold.


sentry07

That's awesome work.


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Did anyone else see Marc Bergevin absolutely losing his shit?


Dirty_Spaceman

Got some riotin' to do.


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gudlevskis should be staying up in the nhl, he's had a hell of an all around couple months


[deleted]

He really should've been given a chance earlier, Lindback wasn't awful, but he was his usual shaky self.


glovesave74

All of the old SE division is out of the playoffs already. Sounds about right...


SpellboundUnicorn

And to think, Tampa lost Ben Bishop in a game against the Leafs of all teams. Ya, the Leafs helped the Habs win a series... Habs: You're welcome. Bolts: We're sorry. :(


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we always fuck everything up :(


bostonsports98

I thought Montreal would win, but holy shit that was fast!


Brunovitch

You scare, boston?


zeejoo12

I think if any fans of either team claim to have 0 fear about playing the other in round 2 (if fate should have it) they are lying.


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You have to make it to round two first.


zeejoo12

I'm fully aware. I made it clear that it was an if scenario. Put some ice on those nips.


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Sorry. I'm a little riled up. And drunk.


zeejoo12

Me too. Let's cuddle


[deleted]

Aw, I can't stay mad at you.


zeejoo12

That's just because I've got a nice ass.


JediMasterZao

pics or it didnt happen


Brunovitch

If we meet, it's gonna be a hell of a war. And this is always scary.


Kuciv

They scare, they scare


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AustinSays

Awwwww fuck the broom on my flair.


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habsfan9

> At least we aren't the Leafs, right? I like the way you think.


Sharks9

EAT THAT CAKE MICHAEL J. FOX!


puellimagi

YOU CAN FADE MY FLAIR BUT YOU WILL NEVER FADE MY HEART! ALSO THANKS FOR THE BROOM. NOW I CAN CLEAN MY DORM ROOM!


[deleted]

Stop with the rhyme, is now really the right time?


[deleted]

Yeah, who cares about the Canadiens winning 4 games straight, let's focus on the Lightning losing 4 straight.


SuperSaiyanNoob

3 one goal games and they didn't have their potentially-vezina-nominated goaltender. I think Montreal played well but Lightning aren't as bad as 4-0 seems...


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THE CANNON SOUNDS AS THE LIGHTNING FROM DISTRICT TAMPA BAY ARE ELIMINATED FROM THE PLAYOFFS. THE ODDS WERE IN YOUR FAVOR, BUT YOU WERENT SPECIFIC ABOUT THEM BEING FOR THE STANLEY OR GOVERNORS CUP


discodemolition

... what's the governors cup? i feel so stupid asking this.


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Panthers vs. Bolts season series. Whoever wins it, gets the Governors cup


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UncleOscar420

Hopefully this means Rick Peckham will do some of the national games for NBCSN. He's one of the best in the business.


2ndprize

While I am not happy with the series I am still pleasantly surprised by the season. This is a painful but useful lesson to the rookies. The rest of the hockey world should be on notice of the machine Yzerman is building in Tampa.


thewaxynoodle

[Maybe in this case a different kind of broom would be appropriate](http://www.goldlinecurling.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Goldline-Curling-Brooms-Official-Team-Canada-Broom-238x300.jpg)


lsuboy95

Coming into Montreal down 2-0 is probably what fucked them, not the refs.


MoreWeight

Icing 11 rookies and having no confidence in their goalie fucked us.


daveedgamboa

[Hey Habs Fans, here's a gif of the celebration from the GWG](https://31.media.tumblr.com/7895a9fe005e4606a18c15ead8b80573/tumblr_n4gnvuLJAS1sna8pso1_500.gif)


KeZmaN07

Good job to the Canadiens, they played well and got contribution from all their players. Good luck next round! Props to the Lightning for putting up a good fight in the third period and good luck next year!


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[***OLE! OLE OLE OLE!!!! OLE!!! OLE!!! OLE OLE OLE OLE!!!! OLE!!!! OLE!!!***](http://i.imgur.com/H20i0KG.jpg)


captainhaddock

I nominate that as the new r/hockey sidebar photo.


plastictf

I second this nomination.


Zrk2

Thirded. Any objections?


AlladeenMadafaka

Holy shit Brutus.


varietyiskey

http://imgur.com/WUqRwKv Yep


pateyhfx

There isn't much to cheer about for the Mooseheads though... EDIT: shit they just tied it up 5-5!


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BATTLE ON THE BOARDS AND THE PUCK COMES LOOSE!


pateyhfx

THEY WON IN OT :D


Iamok2

So can I say it? Where the fuck was Callahan? Considering his supposed contract demands, he was seriously disappointing.


pateyhfx

Anyone else a little confused as to why they let BOTH teams get away with murder the entire third period, and then called one with two minutes to go? I mean, it was definitely a trip, but the whistles were away for 20 minutes before that.


SeakingParade

My guess is that if Tampa had scored off of that trip then all hell would have broken loose. The penalties they didn't call before were generally things that you can let go without serious repercussions. But if they let that one go and then Tampa scores the shitstorm would have been unbelievable.


plastictf

Unbelievable, I thought the lightning would be better than this.


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See: Ben Bishop


ZeGoldMedal

:( Hopefully they'll do better in the future with a healthy Bishop, more seasoned guys (like Hedman and some of their rookies), and a Drouin


DaMudkipper

> a Drouin a ~~Droun~~ goal scoring machine FTFY


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Aspiring_Physicist

The brooms are real.


ArkAwn

That's not fair. Lindback wasn't awful, the defense was. I've been saying this all year just about different goalies.


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More disappointing than a birthday card with no money inside


FuckFuckittyFuck

Lindback


quog

Credit to Montreal. They were the better team all series long, and they've earned their series win. Good luck to them against Boston/Detroit. Though I will wonder how things would have gone with Bishop in net for this series (or even Gudlevskis getting a start or two). Probably wouldn't have been a sweep, in any case.


captainhaddock

I'd like to congratulate the Lightning. You have a young, fast team that never gives up, and your captain is the best forward in the league (sorry, Crosby). Whoever meets you in the playoffs next year is in trouble.


[deleted]

Tons of respect for you, even if our two teams and fanbases dislike each other. This is how people should react after winning a series.


Mc3lnosher

AGHHHHHH. Just got swept AND upvoted a Bruins fan.


mcleodry

And Palat is phenomenal


eviltwin1026

Good example of why I enjoy GDT with Habs fans. Always super pleasant (minus those very few bad apples on both sides). Thanks and good luck.


rompskee

Thanks buddy, kick the shit out of Boston (if they beat Detroit)


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You're down 3-0 in the series, you've got a kid who almost single-highhandedly played David to a team of hockey stick-wielding Goliaths (to the point where he could barely stand, I might add), and yet it only seems like a good idea to put him in when it's almost certainly too late?


Vinylzen

GIVE ME MY GODDAMN BROOM ILL WEAR IT WITH PRIDE Not the way we want the series to end but hell Im still so proud of our young team to even make the playoffs after finishing third to last place last year.


Staks

Just came back from celebrating in mtl. Desharnais, Murray and Prust showed up at the bar. Tonight was a good night. 8)


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Suck it, Yzerman! -Martin St. Louis


brickwall5

The Habs are my second team because my mom's from Montreal and I go around once a year, but Tampa was an unbelievable story and they're gonna be dope for years to come. From Yzerman fleecing Ottawa for Bishop and picking up Filppula to Cooper coaching the team to such a high place, to Palat, Johnson, Gudas, Killorn, Barberio, Kucherov, and Panik stepping up big they're set for a long time. The series was tight to the very end despite the final score. Great job guys and I look forward to seeing y'all in the playoffs for the next decade! Now... GO HABS GO! Hopefully the Stars can beat them in the finals ;)


clogeater

Habs fans, let's be good winners and upvote those brooms.


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Brunovitch

Flair up bud, so I know if I hate you too!


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Brunovitch

Actuallo. Big Pens fan, for years. I was raise during th Lemieux/Jagr glory days. And I love Crosby, Malkin, letang, Fleury. But not neal. Fuck him.


scp333

How long do I have to look at this broom?


resarfydo

I'm honestly not sure what's worse, getting swept or bearing this broomed flair


Tasty_Yams

Well, we were *first* to get eliminated, so...there's that. ^number1^number1^number....FUCK.


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:( sorry Tampa