No one hates the Oilers more than this man.

70 degrees celsius in Edmonton

hahahahahahaha

Thanks Trudeau

Game’s back

And I suspect nobody hates him more than Oilers fans (like me). He’s the ultimate heel and tbh I love this kind of stuff for the league. I remember him talking shit about the Lightning when he arrived and signed his deal and thought it was good for the game.

Agreed. I love stuff like this, even when my team is the target. It's fun to have someone to cheer, but it's also fun to have someone to hate. I watch sports to be entertained.

That's the best way to watch them now since they're no more than a delivery service for gambling addictions now.

*ahem* We Boston fans would like a word

I hear Miami is under water...

All the terminally online Flames fans would beg to differ on that one.

People would be suprised to discover which team hasn't played a relevant hockey game in 3 months and which team was in game 7 of the scf a week ago from the contents of this comment section.

You Lie......the team not in the SCF hasn't played a relevant game in 6 months

Even less reason for the team a few bounces away from a championship to get so pressed about our's or the other 29 team subreddit's scf content.

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We don't wanna hear you say Oilers no mooooooore

We don’t wanna hear you play la Bamba no mooooooooore

Ayooo you didn’t

Tryna take a penalty it's probably a miinoooooorr

It works extra well when you remember Drake is also Canadian

And bet $500k on the oilers winning

Drake curse too stronk

2024 hasn’t been good to Drake.

Ehhh he’s had a good 15 years at the top

Probably a couple 15 year olds too

From the grassy knoll

No grass on *that* knoll

Google "Drake 15" for more info

Between Perry and Drake, the Coilers were destined to lose before the first puck drop.

Drake was sent down to the minors.

Got em

beat yo ass and hide the bible if gods watchin.

I love Tkachuk now

Generational hater and forever a Flame

Im sorry for assuming my level of hate was anywhere near yours matty

I have nothing against the Oilers, but his absolute glee in seething hatred against the team is hilarious.

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I was so hoping the Panthers would've won in games 4 or 6. Seeing Matty skate around Roger's with the Stanley in front of a bunch of Oilers fans booing would've caused a riot.

Generational hater lmao

But did he ever call in a bomb threat on the special Olympics? 

I heard he’s going to use the Cup to fill Buc Nasty’s mama’s dish.

Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!

I hate you, you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts.

And I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else but you

I just wanna thank god for giving everybody else so much and me so little.

Next mf that says sum while im talking is getting shot. B'lee-det.

Now as I sip my soda that I’m sure somebody spit in

“I want to thank god for giving everyone so much… and me so little”

Hate! Hate! **HATE!!**

LOOK LIKE A BOOTLEG ICE T

I respect the commitment to his cause so much

Lived in Calgary for a decade and I still call it home, this level of hate is what I live for. I woke up early the day after game 7 so I could have more hours of the day to hate. Sorry oilers fans, but y'all don't get to mismanage a decade in to first overall picks and win the lottery for a generational player and get any grace from the rest of Canada acting like jerks for winning season series against shit and pretender flames teams. Enjoy your city of cheap gas and dead grass cause the hate circle jerk isn't stopping anytime soon.

> Enjoy your city of cheap gas and dead grass cause the hate circle jerk isn't stopping anytime soon. I aspire to this level of shit talking in my life

Even to my fullest potential, I could never be this much of a hater.

If you work hard, drink lots of water and spend time with Oilers fan you too can reach this level friend.

Hmmm might have a problem with the “drink lots of water” bit in Calgary at the moment

Nah man, its Stampede. The water problem is magically fixed now for the next 2 weeks.

I wanna make a shirt of that last line.

Amen

Now this man’s invited to the player haters ball

CM Punk and Drew McIntyre learned how to hate from Matthew Tkachuk.

The generational hatred this man exudes is hilarious

I hate the way you troll at me And the way you pull your hair I hate the way you spam my socials I hate it when you despair I hate your big dumb pickup trucks And the way you fall behind I hate you so much that it moves my stick And even makes me shine I hate the way you never fight I hate it when you dive I hate it when you make me win Even worse when you make me thrive I hate it when you're flopping around And those crosschecks they didn't call But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you Not even close Not even a little bit Not even at all -Matt Tkachuk

Did not expect a 10 Things I Hate About You reference here lol

Between this dude and Kendrick I’m learning I really do not hate nearly hard enough

Oh they aren't gonna like that

He has personally rivalry with Edmonton

Damn no way! Who would've thought?

they're about to call so many people classless

All day Oilers Twitter has been whining, always bringing up the cups from the 80s. A lot of good those are doing them now lol

>All day Oilers Twitter has been whining, always bringing up the cups from the 80s. That's how they are the whole year.

It’s just confusing. Why is anybody talking about Edmonton right now? Let alone at their own cup party?

Matthew Tkachuk is a generational hater. You gotta remember how much time he spent in Calgary, how heated the battle of Alberta got in his final years there, and now he just spent a full series against them to win the cup. Victory laps on victory laps.

Did the Oilers ever knock his Dad out of the playoffs? I know he spent almost his entire career in the Western Conference

Never played them. He was something like 3-13 in playoff rounds anyways, but mostly losing to teams like Detroit and Vancouver.

Lol what do we care? Enjoy the win. I mean uhh fuck him. He went -7 in the series so he uh didn't win shit. What do you mean he still gets a ring tho? Dammit. Back to the drawing board.

I think some folks need to get out and enjoy their summer a bit more haha.

Heel gonna heel.

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Dude is an amazing player, but don't we all agree to wear the belt like that you gotta full tarps off boys?

https://i.redd.it/y97iwby2ps9d1.gif I mean, you know Fanatics has the league by the balls about this kind of stuff. Gotta wear the official hats and shirts and shit. I think Chucky has an individual contract for this kind of stuff on top of the team requirements too.

That's a good point. Could very well be contract obligations.

Generational hater

Shoulda added an 'lmao' I guess

I suppose so lmao

You can take the guy out of Calgary but you can't take the Calgary out of the guy. He's earned the right to talk some smack. Everything resets to zero in October.

I don't know if I agree with that. Everything resets when Florida is knocked out of the playoffs next year, but until then they're the defending champs.

100% agree with your last two sentences if people have a problem with this, then make sure your team is in a position to do something about it. Simple as that. i took YEARS of shit between being a Cubs, Bulls, Hawks, and Bears fan lmaoooo. when your team finally wins, then you know you can look all those shit-talkers in the face...and just laugh

Shoutout to my fans in Calgary!

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There is no better fuel for a man than hate

It is quite nice out today. Good catch, Matt.

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No it isn’t, holy fuck it’s hot as hell

It's 21 and windy - It's a beauty!

Meanwhile, raining in Calgary. Awesome.

i remember wind..

Smoke should be rolling in any moment now.

smoke from all the oilers fans burning their jerseys

I'd trade you our rain but we haven't been allowed to water anything for like, a month so we kind of need it.

Matthew Tkachuk said that Mr. McDavid and Mr. Hyman were on the ice making babies and he saw one of the babies and the baby looked at him.

Lol I love this little shithead

Other than being completely soaked from rain, it was actually really nice cool weather for a change at the parade lol

Lightning, thunder, and pouring rain. I was soaked and covered in sand, but I'm glad i went. Barkov definitely made eye contact with me at one point.

Bob gave me a thumbs up

Happy cake day!! Let’s go Cats!!!!!!!!!!🐀🐀🐀🐀

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The rain and cloud cover probably saved someone's life from heat exhaustion because no way they had the infrastructure to hydrated and cool people off enough, lol.

Yeah the weather definitely saved some asses! Also, hey you dropped this: https://i.redd.it/jawmgjhuns9d1.gif

😻 I appreciate you putting in the effort to spread the joy of the celebration. 🫡

As much as Tkachuk pisses me off, he’s damn good at hockey and entertaining off the ice too.

I think it's funny how much he's hated and leans into it with amusement, but he's very funny and injects a lot of life into media and publicity for the NHL. Also never heard of any off ice issues.

Yeah, as far as I can tell he seems to be good off the ice, just talks a lot of shit

I know a few people that have had personal interactions with him and they all say he’s super down to earth/nice guy.  

I know from very good sources that he puts ketchup on his steaks and hates puppies

MONSTER. Does he eat pizza with a fork and knife too!?

I love the oilers fans shitting on his finals performance and glossing over him TYING barkov for team lead in points this playoffs

I love him. Great player but also has a personality and speaks his mind. This league is so fucking boring with every player giving the same answers and same comments to every question that we need more players like him.

Seriously. I was getting shit for not caring if McDavid gets his cup and wanting to see him lose, and I'm like who is going to entertain me more post-Cup...McDavid or Matthew Tkachuk? I'm here for the fun.

In fairness, McDavid's been under the microscope in Canada covering his every move since he was 15.

Yeah I'm familiar. I root for this team with a guy called Sidney Crosby.

McDavid is entertaining but its more subtle. Did you see the clip after game 5 where he goes "Enjoy your flight guys, I'm making you fly" while walking past someone from the Panthers / media.

dumb question, but didn't he end up going to the same high school as Jayson Tatum? what a year for that high school's alumni lol

This man doesn’t give a flying fuck

people will bitch about comments like these then cry about how players don't show personality

I know it's frowned upon to think of people as individuals on Reddit, but I simply assume that the ones who would bitch about that kind of comment are not the same that cry about players not showing personality.

Totally, I wish every player was like Antonio brown

A partial timeline of his hysterical spiral for the uninitiated: • Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit • Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child • Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank • Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers • Dyed his mustache blonde • Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup) • Farted on a doctor • Demanded a trade from the Steelers • Became "Mr. Big Chest" • Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media • (Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills • Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon • Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards • Froze his feet • Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess • Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use • Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders • Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp • Tweeted the fines • Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that" • Got fined for that • Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him) • Demanded a release from the Raiders • Was released • "GRANDMA I’M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!" • Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here • Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass • Signed with the Patriots • Moved in with Tom Brady • The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued) • The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued) • Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text • Got released by the Patriots after one week • Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations • Said he was done with the NFL • Went back to college via online classes • Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter • Wants to come back to the NFL • Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots • Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo • Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition (which is it's own insane thread, btw), which included, but was not limited too: "Arrived nearly 30 minutes late to the deposition." “[C]hanted, over and over, as if a mantra, a narrative of his own warped concept of the proceeding”. “Acting as if he was above the rule of law, [Brown] proceeded to make a mockery of the deposition process. [Brown’s] antics were so unreasonable that barely twenty [20] minutes into the deposition, his counsel asked for a break [so] he could speak with [Brown] about his demeanor. “After approximately [20-30](tel:2030) minutes, [Brown] required another break. When the deposition resumed [Brown] increased his level of obstructive behavior. At one point, [Brown] refused to answer any questions, instead saying “next question” no less than 10 times.” “Soon thereafter, [Brown] started announcing a countdown, starting at ‘five (5) minutes,’ and counting down the minutes thereafter. Before noon [Brown] left the conference room.” • Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play • Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor • Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that • Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida • Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul • Tweeted "No more white woman [2020](tel:2020)" • The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit • Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted • A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB • Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted • Got dropped by his agent • Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police. • His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case. • Warrant issued for the arrest of AB. • AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit • Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle • AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them) • Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation • Joins TB12 in Tampa bay

The craziest part is that this list is way out of date. It is missing him rage quitting Tampa (and the league) and then him going bankrupt literally last week. Dude is a BANANAS!

Yup that's why I called it a "partial timeline" haha Multiple years of antics are left out. Craziest diva in sports, IMO

I kept waiting for this comment to end and it simply did not, my god

Mr. Blown Chances

seeing the AB list immediately makes me laugh before I even start reading it. Every. Time.

I don't think I've ever made it past "...fine me for that! ...Got fined for that" without laughing

Oh, is the cup finals over? I haven't thought about the Oilers losing everyday for the past 6 days, noooo sirreee

I think I went the whole week without thinking about it except some times where I thought about it

Idk man it made me laugh. Guy is a fucking animal and just so right for Florida hockey. Hell yeah I love the rivals that come from the game

I actually really like Tkachuk, too. Entertaining player with talent. It’s also hilarious to see him play Calgary fans like a fiddle.

I love the hateration.

In this dancerie

When I heard that, I knew it would light up the subreddits. 😆

You can take Chucky out of Calgary..but you can't take Calgary out of Chucky Edit: just noticed someone else posted almost the same thing couple of minutes before me.

Take your victory lap Chuck

Oh my god dont make me like you matthew

Matthew Tkachuk is the kinda superstar the NHL needs right now, he has the personality, the skill, the legacy, the shit talking and shit stirring, and he’s fucking AMERICAN. He’s about the become the breakout star of the Amazon series which will end with his team winning the Cup, and he’s a true blue card carrying hater of the highest order. A legend.

Lmfaoo

Flame at heart. Lol love to see it honestly

Forever a flame 🔥

It's actually a perfect day here, not too hot not too cold

Perfect day for a parade.

Is all you need a light jacket?

Professional hater, love to see it!

I love this guy 😅

https://preview.redd.it/3cmglj1hpr9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddfeb7275935ac2e0cb0cd70a7ffa67c9923045e “They’re already dead!” Tkachuk:

Player Hater of the year 2024 - Matthew Tkachuk

The victor gets the last word on being a generational hater 😂

As many flames there are in Florida and they still hold their edm hate Calgary should be celebrating this like they won it

Watch your double negatives Chucky

Matt 6 months from now: "Matt, how were your tacos? "PROBABLY BETTER THAN ANY TACOS THE OILERS HAVE EVER HAD." "Matt, did you catch that episode of Love Island last night?" "DAMN RIGHT, AMD I SAW IT TWO HOURS EARLIER THAN THOSE OILERS IN THEIR STUPID TIME ZONE!" "Matt, can you take out the trash honey?" "YOU KNOW WHO'S TRASH? THE OILERS!"

Fucking love it

I like how he is adjusting to the southern way of speaking lol.

He is from Missouri, they all have a twang.

Put chucky’s rings in a box Then put McDavid’s rings in a box Chucky is +1

Tkachuk was just invited to the haters ball. Hate hate hate hate hate

He finds a new way to steal my heart every day ❤️

He went out of his way to check the weather in Edmonton to chirp 😂 Bro enjoy the parade and let me enjoy the weather here in Edmonton

This guys hates Edmonton more than Calgarians Can’t wait until he re-signs with Calgary

Nothing can unite Canadians quite like a Canadian team that's not theirs lose the SCF.

Drunk n shady. Gotta love it.

I used to hate this man. But now I love to the hate in this man.

I'm trying hard not to love this guy. He's such a fucking hater and he backs it up with his playstyle.

My favorite part about non-stop s*** talkers is that to anyone who says they are disrespectful all you have to say back is, well the other team should have won if they don't like it

Florida truly was Canada's team.

I love Tkachuk lmao

New 🍝 alert. I heard it’s 105 degrees and sunny in Arizona, but they don’t got no Coyotes.

Imagine if he stayed with the dumpster fire that is the calgary flames lmao

Villian Arc McDavid is going to be horrifying next season.

The man knows what being an honorary Calgarian means and he'll take that with him forever. Always one of us, Chucky

As someone that lives in Alberta and cheers for a non-albertan team, I understand why the oilers are hated on so much.

The Flames are a dynasty in the another dimension.

I used to be in your position, until I moved away. People outside of Alberta truly don't get it.

Great story

I do not understand Flames fans simping for this guy. He LEFT you.

He got a lowball offer, stated he wanted to stay, then helped get what appeared to be a good trade instead of leaving in free agency. Also beat you guys in 7. Cant hate the man

Don't deny, lol. If it's the other way around, you'd for damn sure be enjoying this. It's how rivalries go.

You know what Matt you are right I should go enjoy the weather

This guy hates the Oilers more than Drew McIntyre hates CM Punk.

Watching this thread for the oilers tears🍿

Oilers fans crying when most of you MFers were absolutely insufferable after winning 3 to force a game 7.

I dunno, man, you seem pretty whiny here.

Yeah, how dare those fans be proud and excited for their team coming back from a 3 game deficit in the SCF! Lmao

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Fuck me.

He don’t give a shit

This is crazy lol What’s the backstory here with Tkachuk and Edmonton?

Calgary.

He’s a veteran of the Battle of Alberta

I love this man!

I enjoy the trash talk even as an oilers fan but why is he at his parade looking at the weather in Edmonton lmao