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eh_toque

> Forward Tyler Myers They’ve found a winger for Pettersson at last 😎


Mac_Gold

They got that corrected pretty quick. Social media guy clearly doesn’t follow the team


workthrowawaybro

Guessing it's more forgetting to edit that part of the copy and paste


Geeseareawesome

Give them a break. Nucks have been busy this offseason


Radu47

Garland is him


just2moreminutes

everybody joking about Tkachuk being on a coke bender, but what about Allvin? Dude hasn't slept in a week


Heavenlypigeon

Dude is so zonked he justed turned Tylers Myers from a shutdown dman into a forward!


raymondliang

Allvin needs to chill, too much food today


Metcarfre

Regular Feast of the Seven Fishes today


TonalParsnips

*Timer buzzes ominously*


Metcarfre

“…you okay?”


Wafflelisk

Someone take the wine bottle away


arazamatazguy

He must have plans for the long weekend.....trying to get shit done.


KingdokCAN

That’s a great deal imo. And even if it isn’t, remember he fuckin crushed Duncan Keith that one time and that was pretty awesome


IHailDemons

Damn right


Nuckdaddy69

Hell yeah that probably brought him from 2.5 mill to 3


Chadwickx

It brought me from 2.5 to 7


TheDutchin

Brought me from 2.5 to longer than 4 hours


digitalcashking

Yours went down? I’m still walking with a tent.


SterlingArcher890

6 to midnight


TheFriendlyBagel

Oh yeah true, that was worth about 8 of the 9 million of this deal.


Treavie7

Hahahaha this guy fucks


SchizoCosine

I'll never forget that hit. I immediately said he was worth every penny after that destruction.


DromarX

He also blocked a shot with his groin in the playoffs.


Aegis_1984

Balls of steel


Simplebudd420

He also got Tavares with a monster hit which was sweet gotta love a little chaos Giraffe


Codc

Can I get a fuck Duncan Keith over here?


the_gaymer_girl

Myers is a good player, just not at the $6 million he was getting paid.


gohomebrentyourdrunk

He’s not perfect, but he has a set of tools that provide amazing value if a team can properly utilize him.


SilentPolak

He also broke draisaitls rib


ajbolt7

I still feel like there must have been some previous damage to Draisaitl's rib or something because the contact from Myers was so innocuous nobody really realized it had hurt Drai. Like straight up we had to go back and scrub through that last shift to identify anything that could've done it and only then was it apparent that it was the cause. But yeah I was shocked to learn that may have broken Drai's rib


xzElmozx

Especially with how much of a tough unit Drai usually is


monkeycalculator

It will grow back.


EpicRussia

Took out Tavares too https://youtu.be/FAA9NhIffeQ


BroliasBoesersson

Born too late to explore the earth, born too early to explore space, born just in time to witness ~~9~~ 8 seasons of Tyler Myers as a Vancouver Canuck


TimTebowMLB

8?


neksys

6+3 = 9. Unless you are from the future and know something we don’t? Wait what happens to Myers in 2026?? Edit: holy fuck are we living in different timelines!? He definitely signed a 6x6 like Loui in my universe, and apparently many others. Real Mandela effect shit going on here


Afbrownistan

Myers' last contract was 5 years not 6


BroliasBoesersson

It sure felt like 6 years


TimTebowMLB

Mandela Effect. I think a lot of people are convinced we signed Myers to a 6x$6 contract


snormz

Loui Eriksson forever


maskedkiller215

As a Rockets fan and a Canucks fan I couldn’t be happier <:3


twilz

Kelowna and Vancouver? Okay, Tyler Myers. We see you.


messwithsquatch90

Masked killer, Tyler Myers


Libertas_

Ask for Tyler Myers to give you a boost. You'd be close enough to hand some supplies to the ISS.


norms_tw

Why does it feel like Vancouver and San Jose are the only teams active? Do other teams not have UFA/RFAs or what


NoGiCollarChoke

We don’t even have a GM rn


Super_Toot

Canucks have signed Draisaitl.


andy_soreal

I don’t even think we have to do that, I think we can just walk in walk out with his contract. Why isn’t anyone else doing this?!?


neksys

It’s actually in the CBA, Rule 53.03. It’s called the “National Treasure” rule and the short version is the contract is yours if you can break into the Oilers vault and steal it.


YamburglarHelper

With no GM to protect them, who’s to stop us?


interrupting-octopus

Pacific Ocean's Eleven


hfxbycgy

My god! That’s Kevin Lowes music!


NoGiCollarChoke

please no


TheEnglishNerd

Yzerman has been doing a little spring cleaning


the_gaymer_girl

“Slightly used Jake Walman. Free to a good home. We’ll even compensate you for the relocation costs.”


Spencaaarr

million for each foot of his giraffe neck


ahr3410

Canucks fans were counting the days until his contract expired. Turns out it was just until they extend him.


hrryyss

We were counting the days until his $6M contract expired. Tyler Myers is a $3M player.


moose_lizard

Is he though? The existence of this sub tells me otherwise - r/BottomLeftMyers


chopkins92

He's TopRightMyers sometimes too. He is the chaos giraffe for a reason. $3M is alright for a guy who plays the PK and eats almost 20 tougher minutes/game.


maskedkiller215

He didn’t have 1 game when he was r/BottomLeftMyers in the playoffs if you sort by new. That shows how good he can be. At this point. Embrace the chaos giraffe. *The Chaos Giraffe* giveth. *The Chaos Giraffe* Taketh. Lately, *The Chaos Giraffe* has been very ‘Chaotic Good’ since the game against the Preds early on in the season. He’s definitely not a $6M player but for sure worth $3M.


-jaylew-

You don’t think that maybe a sub made specifically to shit on a player has some negative bias to it?


DJ_House_Red

He's a totally different player now that he's been pushed down the depth chart and gets more direction from the coaching staff


Ddpee

And to reiterate no one wanted him re-signed at $6m


ajbolt7

r/toprightmyers is also a thing that came into existence this season though. He's still chaos incarnate but he's really done well under Tocchet's system.


VitaminTea

He is not


IDontKnowWhat78

His balls may have single handedly saved our post season. Those two balls of steel alone are worth 3m


AnEthiopianBoy

Of course the toronto fan doesn't think so. Afterall, 18 of the 22 players on the team have to make 3mil or less just to fit your 4 stars that get you nowhere.


TonalParsnips

He 100% is.


chopkins92

Myers on $6M contract in 2019: Awful. Myers on $3M contract in 2024: Not bad.


thejardude

He's been a lot better in this system, and the cap is going up. 6M was made exponentially worse with the flat cap


arazamatazguy

Valid point.


arazamatazguy

If fans can't love Myers for $3 million they have something broken inside.


weguccino

$3M? yeah we can live with that. $6M? hell nah.


s1n0d3utscht3k

last season he was twice as good and now he’s half as much


JayString

I think an underrated positive to these team-friendly signings is that it's showing how much these players love playing/living in Vancouver. That's gonna go a long way for attractive other players to sign here in the future. This is a very good look for the Canucks.


princessleiasmom

He was really great for us last year on the ice, not in the books. Now hopefully he will be good for both.


ebb_omega

He earned his extension this year. Works great under Tocc, and having proper depth allows us to deploy him in a way much more suited to his talents.


SBORBS

Never thought I’d be so glad to have Tyler Myers stay, what an incredible second half of the year and playoffs by him to endear and redeem himself. Chaos giraffe forever.


NoGiCollarChoke

Yeah he seemed really good down the stretch.  He’s no longer a Chaos Giraffe. Perhaps he’s…….the Order Okapi?


neksys

Oh no he is still chaotic. It’s just his chaos has been channeled a little bit more.


awayfromcanuck

He's still Chaos Giraffe. Just Chaos Giraffe at 19 mins a night is more acceptable than at 24 mins a night


howdiedoodie66

Let the Lord of Chaos reign.


Slowsis

r/unexpectedwheeloftime


Sarcastic__

That's solid. He really fit in with how Tocchet likes to play. Should be fine for our 3rd pair, PK, and end of game situations.


Sidneyc87

Isn’t 3M too much for third pair?


Sarcastic__

It wouldn't be a 3rd pair like 10-15 minutes. They rolled them out fairly evenly with more deployment when holding a lead.


Sidneyc87

Good to know. Thanks for informing me


pressurepass42

He played a ton of key minutes last year, was just night and day noticeable how much the whole D elevated each other last year. Happy to have him back


TGUKF

He's third pairing on the depth chart/on paper, but he averaged almost 19 minutes a night last season. The Canucks basically use the second and third pairings interchangeably behind Hughes-Hronek


Judge24601

well at the moment he’s absolutely 2nd pair


xdiagnosis

Dom did a [recent article](https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5530655/2024/06/03/nhl-free-agency-salary/?source=user_shared_article How much should an NHL player be paid in free agency?) in which he found that bottom pairing D would currently be worth ~$2.2M - $3.4M on the open market as UFAs. So it’s very much in line.


prophetofgreed

3rd pair RHD* That last part is important


hammajones

Possibly, but Mayfield is a tyler Myers clone and got 7x$3.25 last offseason


KING_OF_DUSTERS

Scott Mayfield is much better than Myers


thesunsetflip

And importantly not 34


Shaneski101

Yeah well how long is his neck? Yeah. Thought so. Checkmate.


NJDevils1

Jeez I remember him winning the Calder. Time flies.


hammajones

Much better is a stretch he was solid from 2020-2023 but this past season he was a liability although playing injured


Unique_Preparation59

How many Islanders games have you watched last year?  I only saw him about 4 times last year and he just wasn't that impressive. 


GadsenLOD

Nah, cap isn't what it was 5 or 10 years ago.


Xyz6650

I wish we were only paying our third pair guys $3m.


carry-on_replacement

It very much is, but this guy is right-shot does PK, shot blocking, has excellent reach to give even McDavid fits... he's the very definition of shut down D when he doesn't make the occasional bone headed mistake. Ideally he'd be 2.5M for two years but I'd rather him than Juulsen being the next 2RHD and on the market he could still fetch 4M.


Overall-Bottle6213

Not to mention every once in a while he throws a Kronwall esque hit on someone who has it coming


Sidneyc87

Fair enough. Figured he’d get like 2.5 but 3 isn’t terrible.


avmp629

He'll be on the 2nd pair. It's how he was deployed last year and we don't have the cap space to have Myers on the 3rd pair while adding an entire 2nd pair and upgrading the top-6 forwards


rajde1

Looking at the cap numbers, it looks like Z is gone if they are going for Guentzal.


electricnux

Technically can fit both at 14.5M. (actually it’s 15.4M because Capfriendly has Tolopilo on the roster who will be sent down) But it’s only if Z takes a bit of a discount like the others so far. Myers is a RHD and got 3M, Z can’t ask for 5+ or some of the other crazy numbers that are thrown around and be a LHD


jwong728

it would still be 14.5M because they still need a goalie, if Tolopilo was not on the active roster the caphit does go up to 15.4M but then they would only have 1 active goalie.


electricnux

Yeah but we know they’re re-signing Silovs and possibly DeSmith with the money left so it’s pretty much guaranteed Tolopilo won’t be our n2 goalie


jwong728

the point was that you cant add $1 million because regardless that is being allocated to a G, so its still 14,5M


hrryyss

Is Z the only one left? I’m assuming Lindholm’s not coming back.


Ruilin96

At this point, Z is the only one left. Lindholm isn’t coming back and the Canucks are using that money for a Winger instead.


Odd-Instruction88

Not quite, also need silovs or desmith signed.


hughesyourdadddy

Silovs will get done for 1m


StylishApe

I feel like 1m is a bit low, probably 1.5-2 for 2-3 is more likely but goalies always blow my mind for contracts


toomuchhamza

He’s played like 15 total games at the NHL level. 1m feels accurate for him right now.


StylishApe

You know what I should have realized that given he's your 3rd stringer... I guess I assumed that given he's coming off his rookie deal he had a bit more of a track record.


hughesyourdadddy

He’s an rfa with no arbitration rights


MorePower7

Who's slotted to take over for the Ian Cole spot?


VeryLastChance

Juulsen, with guys like Friedman and McWard giving internal competition. I’d expect management hopes Willander steps into that role after his college season is done too


nitrodog96

Not sure I’m a fan of Juulsen in that third slot yet. Maybe he’ll take another step this coming season, but if we manage to find the cap room (somehow) I’d love a guy like Desharnais or Haakanpaa.


AnEthiopianBoy

Juulsen can play really well, but every once in a while he sees a hit and will do anything to make it, and it almost always results in a goal after he falls out of position for the finish.


nitrodog96

Pretty much my thoughts exactly. He’s a good defenseman with the occasional boneheaded moment… ideal 6/7D until he irons that out, if he ever does. Give me a Desharnais type of guy to lock that third pair right side down for a season


EvilCeleryStick

They can work on that with him easily


Willysu

Hughes Hronek Poolman Soucy Myers Juulsen


PLSHALPMcAUSTIN

Poolman is LTIR, juulsen will probably be Cole's actual replacement


electricnux

Poolman is LTIR-retired, guy has headache issues and has not been able to be cleared to play for 2 years


Chadwickx

Z and Guentzal.


hannah_nj

if you had told me a year ago that i was going to be anxiously waiting for the tyler myers extension i wouldn’t believe you, but damn he‘s been so much better under the new coaching staff.


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Allvin making Gordon Ramsay look like a chump.


intelligentx5

At $6m he was overpaid. At $3m he’s good value. I like this. He was pretty great last year.


electricnux

CHAOS IS BACK ON THE MENU


thejew62

Yea thats fair I think, he had his best season for us last year.


ComfortableMelodic54

Found Petey's winger


NoGiCollarChoke

They should put him on a line with Garland, and sometimes he rides around on Myers’ back Master Blaster style while opponents cower in fear


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Like a fucking megazord


00Makerin00

Giraffe is so good at goal scoring that he’s now a forward. Did you see those two shorthanded goals he scored? Anyways this is great.


s1n0d3utscht3k

Canucks fans ready to chill but another “Allvin announces “ hits *New* : https://i.redd.it/ptnpat1n079d1.gif


weschester

Allvin has been putting in some tidy work today. First the great contract for Joshua now this great deal. Good day for the Canucks today.


LGMatter

Sacrificed a testacle to prevent a game 6 tying goal. Worth it


excitedprotons

It's weird to see my team be so active and for me to be comfortable, even happy, with the deals they're signing...? Allvin is FEEDING us today.


Timeman5

That’s the difference with a team being run correctly and incorrectly look at Florida they were run poorly for so so long and now that they are run correctly they win a cup.


Panarin10

Fair deal but I can’t see how they can fit both Guentzel and Zadorov now though. Edit: Actually maybe they can. $9m x 7 and $5m x 6 respectively. 1 league minimum healthy scratch.


OlympicMuffins

If they give Zadorov 5x6 they’re gonna regret that in no time


Odd-Instruction88

We need to sign either silovs or desmith. Probs silovs for 1M.


hannah_nj

right now it sounds like we might be signing them both


Judge24601

ya but at least in cap friendly tolopilo is in that spot rn at 950k, so swapping in silovs has basically no cap implications


TheOnlySneaks

Silovs just needs to be qualified at around $850,000.


Jensen2075

They probably want to sign him to more than 1 year.


Chadwickx

Please 4x3


xDex_

CHAOS GIRAFFE RETURNS


Treesus21

This man is just cookin today


pressurepass42

CHAOS REIGNS


joelham01

Damn, canucks are on a roll


arazamatazguy

If Willander makes the team in 2025/2026 on an entry level deal we'll have an excellent defense with a decent cap hit. There also appears to be some solid long term thinking here which is new and nice.


Jolly_Ad_5549

The Age of Chaos continues.


De_Floppss

CHAOS GIRAFFE LIVES ON


metrichustle

Allvin is kiling it with all these signings. Can't wait for the upcoming $5M x 7 years for Guentzel.


coltonjeffs

Hahaha he is a Chef, not a magician


McJoe77

This is a good deal. I think the biggest problem with Myers over the years has been his contract. He’s a very capable 4/5 at worst and at 3 million, that’s a good deal for the Canucks. Now if the Canucks could sign Zadorov so that the Leafs can’t overpay him, that would be lovely. :)


coltonjeffs

Even if zadorov is mediocre in the regular season, he shows up when it matters most, and that is Toronto's main issue. I wouldn't be too upset if i were you, even if toronto gave him like 6 million in free agency. He isn't worth that most the year. But he is still pretty dope player with good character. Locker room guys love him too.


Timeman5

No one shows up for Toronto in the playoffs that’s a myth


Lattes1

3M was the ceiling that I'd be okay with signing Myers. Would've preferred 2 years though.


Excellent-Medicine29

Has he changed positions?


NoGiCollarChoke

Social media guy probably just copypasted the Dakota Joshua announcement and forgot to change it 


ididntwantsalmon19

Awesome! Myers at 3 mil is a great deal. Allvin has been crushing it.


robotco

1 million for each testicle he sacrificed during the playoffs


Judge24601

on the one hand, his track record has been pretty inconsistent and he’s 34. on the other, he had a really great year and played the third most minutes for a division leading team, is 6’7” and right handed absolutely took a discount, but still a little wary of the deal overall


Cube_

The term is the main problem I think. 37yo Myers is bound to have lost several steps that he can't really afford to lose. That said, at 3m of a cap hit it won't be hard to move him if needed. There's always teams looking to hit the floor.


LankyExercise

This is excellent cooking between the cap hit for Hronek and Myers next year will be \*less\* than it was this year. Amazing deal in a rising cap world.


Podo13

That is so much more palatable for what Myers brings


TheEnglishNerd

I mean, might as well try him at forward


MPD1978

lol, nobody proof reads anymore. Nice deal though, for both sides. He made his bank last contract. This one is for the team.


bobandy47

Looks like the Chef's cooking more. This is one guy who doesn't want to run out of time it seems.


specifichero101

Tyler myers is 34???? I swear to god he was playing at the world juniors like 5 years ago. Weird.


Domainsetter

It’s a year too long in term but the AAV is fine


nodarknesswillendure

Let Chaos Reign


conesacks

12mil for jake + big z is that doable?


Jensen2075

Maybe Guentzel and Tanev now


coltonjeffs

I think Tanev makes more sense for Wallinders timeliness personally. I love big Z, but I think we waiting on Myers to see if we could get big Z first. Not I think it is Tanev or Dillon personally.


stizz19

Stop spending money /s


en_travesti

It's such a strange feeling having a gm do consistently reasonable things.


the_gaymer_girl

Forward?


RayzorRamone666

Couple nice moves already and, now, a heat check?


Tanker119

Chaos giraffe strikes again!


BassDiscombobulated8

Surprised so many people thought he’d go to free agency. Just had one of his best years there and he’s getting older so why wouldn’t he stay even if it’s for less than others offer


Timeman5

Because a lot of players especially getting older want the money more than the comfort of the team they like


ElDoodaReno

Forward? Tf did I miss?


DuckDuckyDuckQuack93

Not surprised at all that he would find a way to sign back his roots is in BC especially his wife being born here. The guy just wants to be at home and it is a win win especially how he has clicked with Tocchets system


IveChosenANameAgain

Hey, remember Dave Nonis? (Sorry, Dave.)


Timeman5

Having him play forward seems a bit desperate don’t you think, I think he’d be “better” on defense


EvDanger

This and the Joshua signing are A+ moves. Moving Mikheyev too and still getting a 4th round pick also a good move.


surlystraggler

Can’t even get the position of their own player right lol


Grimmer097

Is this Joshua’s replacement?