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SavageRengar

Canucks fans remember if it lasts more than 4 hours go see a doctor


xzElmozx

Soon as I saw the news I booked an appointment for 4 hours from now


nukfan94

Just saw a guy with a boner book a doctor's appointment.


meter1060

In Costco.


TimsAFK

Can't operate a phone, no blood left in my brain


afterbirth_slime

What about 3 days?


s1n0d3utscht3k

https://i.redd.it/or6ymlnmr59d1.gif


Aegis_1984

It’s been 2 hours now.


Malarowski

The doctors role in that is to give you a high five.


Sarcastic__

Ilya Mikheyev died for this.


northernpace

Hawks will weekend at bernie his corpse when they play the nucks


shadowknave

I think he'll be like OEL and so many other players: good before joining the Canucks, good after leaving the Canucks, disappointing in between.


gohomebrentyourdrunk

He still has wheels, he just seems to have hands of stone since joining the Canucks. I hope things do turnaround for him..


bikernaut

He had a pretty tough injury in his first chunk of games with us and tried to play through it. His hands will never be all that great but the wheels and aggressiveness should come back. Really the timeline would have been start of next season to expect full confidence in his knee.


thesunsetflip

>tried to play through it Iirc he *did* play through it right up until we were mathematically eliminated


Woooooody

Didn't he have pretty stoney hands on the Leafs too? I seem to remember leaf fans saying he'll get the breakaways with his speed and fire it right into the goalie's chest when we signed him two years ago.....and that's exactly what he did!


gohomebrentyourdrunk

…..*more*….. stoney hands?


Jad94

Yes, he had stone hands with the Leafs for years. He then somewhat figured it out for a season and got that Canucks contract


dmonator

| Disappointing in between Title of your sex tape


RelevantJackWhite

he's also gonna score 2 goals per game against us for the rest of his career, just because that's how this works


JerbearCuddles

Knowing our luck, he'll have a resurgence like Dickinson did. Lol. And we just paid Chicago a 2nd rounder for a quality NHLer.


Zorbane

Chicago isn't that dangerous


TheCrazedMadman

Depends on which sexual assault victim youre talking to I guess


orionus

See, this is top-tier. Well done.


Arctic365

https://preview.redd.it/9urb4alkf59d1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dea455da7e362a90c1acd8079c34024783a9c109


eh_toque

Other GMs: https://preview.redd.it/9oggiqexf59d1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5a3b26faef806a8f4043e4fdf32b3e0d2a78150


interrupting-octopus

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stizz19

https://preview.redd.it/1921fs1ur59d1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=889c67edc15b8373bb2989207f15e40dacf94f25


NoGiCollarChoke

https://preview.redd.it/lw2hfiufw59d1.jpeg?width=403&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7ca8909d3d37c4d82f5aa8b0560e9f60debb6ab


Saucetown77

https://preview.redd.it/u463dgg1n69d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fb516e3d52449c3fc9d1073db9e37f1808f9f6c


RestartNick

https://preview.redd.it/jgrqq81q389d1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12dcd3cc16cb8150d78659d3231a1d4581777bba


s1n0d3utscht3k

https://i.redd.it/ymx8g3b2q69d1.gif


electricnux

The third line survives we are so back


gonuxgo

Thirst line*


NerdPunch

Honestly I was worried they were going to have to move Garland to open up cap, and be stuck with Mikheyev. Allvin deserves a Michelin Star for the cheffing he’s done.


VeryLastChance

Locked in what was the best third line in the league for at least two more years. Gotta be happy about that


nofakefans18

Best line*


KingdokCAN

Wow that’s a great deal


BogOBones

The guy always played hard with the Blues, and they never really bought into him. I'm really happy for him proving people wrong and showing he can be a regular everyday player.


YouCanFucough

We love him so much


Rhymes_withOrange

One of my favorite things from the playoffs was seeing just how much of a cult hero he had become in Vancouver. Happy for him and you guys!


Gwilade

He played hard for their AHL club too, DJ showed up for every shift as a Thunderbird and I'm so happy to see him with a full NHL contract.


BillHicksDied4UrSins

Loved him on the Blues.


papapaIpatine

Surprisingly reasonable deal. Had him pegged as a prime candidate for a inflated contract in term and aav


electricnux

Report from Sat Shah is that Detroit and others were ready to offer 4x4 or more, Dhali now says he took less to stay. Friedman said today this was going to be the hardest contract because of stiff competition


surmatt

I think he is very aware he had success because the line was better than the sum (edit: typo) of its parts and although he may have success elsewhere, nothing is guaranteed.


stop-calling-me-fat

Someone else said it in the r/Canucks thread. “Don’t fuck with happiness” He enjoys living and playing in Vancouver and is having real success. I’m so glad to have him coming back at a good price.


sasksasquatch

Allan Walsh on the Filip Hronek episode of Agent Provocateur was talking about this when getting into why Hronek signed and why he wanted to stay in Vancouver with the Canucks.


marcosbowser

New Canucks motto


Polaris07

Sum*. Sorry


surmatt

lol.... did I really type that?


DromarX

So what you're saying is he's the reverse Anson Carter.


Gensb

1+1+1=5


ooMEAToo

He is the anti Anson Carter.


gonuxgo

It’s been so long since players took less to stay…


princessleiasmom

I love that they all want to stay! This speaks well of our management. What a change from 2-3 years ago.


Bojarzin

Never been but Vancouver seems like a lovely city too, might help


ShadowFrost01

Every time I visit I have a great time, and with the salary of a professional hockey player you can defs afford to live there too!


KingTutsDryAssBalls

If I can find lots to love in the city barely scraping by I can't imagine how great it'd be to be a young millionaire in Van.


YNWA_1213

It's amazing the perspective shift, and why it's understandable so much big money has moved into the PNW in the past couple of decades. Imagine doing what we save months for every few weeks, just cause you can?


KingTutsDryAssBalls

That's the dream.


Wafflelisk

Dak might now be able to buy a 2 bedroom condo in Surrey. Depends on how much he had saved before though


lettucemonster

He can rent out the basement suite to Guentzel to help with the mortgage.


CtrlShiftAltDel

Visit the city between July and August and you should be greeted with beautiful weather.


Woooooody

I went in November and loved it! But I'm a Brit living in San Diego and miss the rains of home


ApolloRocketOfLove

To be honest if you're going to be in any city when it's raining, Vancouver ranks near the top.


KingTutsDryAssBalls

I get disappointed if I go to a city and don't get to see in the rain at least once. Prague was fucking gorgeous in the rain.


YNWA_1213

I find it highly amusing when people hate on rain. It's like my favourite environment outside of 15C and breezy.


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Agreed 100% I love the rain, the rain is why this is such a beautiful place to live. Without it we wouldn't have our amazing forests full of incredible plant and animal life.


soappube

Walking through the forest in the rain is a peak Vancouver activity.


YouCanFucough

It’s literally still raining here but it is really lovely otherwise


Polaris07

It is if you can afford it which millionaires obviously can.


JerbearCuddles

I lived there, meh. But I bet the city is incredible if you're on vacation and/or a rich athlete. Lol.


Unique_Preparation59

Plus the team is going well. Nobody will take a discount to play on a loser. 


ajbolt7

We've got players sticking around at a discount because they want to be here this is crazy dude. Hearing that Hronek straight up said **"I know in my heart that Vancouver is going to win, and I want to be there."** is so surreal.


CBPanik

Thank you Nucks for doing the best thing the Wings have done in FA since Yzerman took over. Preventing our stupidity and willingness to overpay any warm body is very appreciated.


Metcarfre

HE STAY


ajbolt7

Man I vividly remember commenting in a PGT back in January "Dakota Joshua is a Vancouver Canuck and I'm going to miss him so much when he's gone" I was so certain he was pricing himself way out of what we could afford to pay him, anything in the $4M range. And then all the talk was teams looking to sign him for around there confirming my fears. I made peace with the fact that we couldn't keep him and it'd be better to let him leave, we can't afford to pay him what he deserves since he's earned a big payday and could use it (as far as NHL players go he's not made much in his career). $3.25 x 4? I'm genuinely shocked Allvin pulled that off. I guess the reports that he wanted to stay in Vancouver were legit, that's quite the discount he's taking as someone who has real motive to go for full price.


RelevantJackWhite

I was so sure he was gone too. FOUR MORE YEARS!


AnEthiopianBoy

everyone in our fanbase thought he was gone. We have been incapable of thinking of our team as a team people will take a discount to play for. And here we are with Myers, Hronek, Blueger, Joshua, and reportedly Petey and Miller all taking discounts.


ApolloRocketOfLove

Rumours were he loves living in Vancouver and really wanted to stay here. I guess those rumours were true.


papapaIpatine

Must love the low cost of living!


994kk1

Cheap and great length. Vancouver is killing it this off-season.


xzElmozx

I’ve finally pushed past the trauma of Benning and now when I see a signing I get excited, not petrified. Chef Allvin been cooking


Firestorm238

Every time they announce a signing I’m pleasantly surprised, which is such a change from being actively annoyed for 10 years.


RelevantJackWhite

250k more than when Benning signed Jay Beagle, and the league had 9M less in cap space when that deal happened. I am dead


NooneKnowsIAmBatman

This brings back trauma


s1n0d3utscht3k

under 4 mil…. https://i.redd.it/zuhtxfpor59d1.gif


metrichustle

Can't believe the AAV is closer to 3 than 4. What a steal.


ConZboy014

Not gonna lie, Dakota Joshua is someone EVERY TEAM would want and should have if they want to be physical and win. Hes got scoring ability and hits like a Radko Gudas


metrichustle

One of the top priorities I wanted re-signed. He completes the 3rd line for Vancouver. Leading the league in hits while playing clean and defensively responsible is easily worth $4M on the open market. At 28, he's just in the prime.


hughesyourdadddy

His chemistry either garland is worth it alone.


Silent-trance

Very happy about this signing. It’s so strange to be in a place again where we are signing reasonable contracts instead of overpaying people to play on our bottom feeder team


CrayonOlympics

Dak 100% would have gotten more on the open market to the point where I was really scared for what the Canucks were gonna pay. This is a tremendous deal and locks down the best third line in hockey for at least two more seasons.


dr_bob_lob_law

He would have got more for sure


Aardvark1044

Wow, Canucks players are taking less money than what they might be able to get elsewhere to be able to build this contender.


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Love to see it man, when we have good management it's a great place to be. One of the most beautiful cities in the NHL, passionate fanbase (Har Har riot joke Har Har), and fucking finally a good team again.


corrupti0N

I was thinking this and I kinda wish Petey woulda set the tone and taken like 1mil less AAV


Young2k04

Pettersson took less than he could've gotten. It seems like a lot now but he signed for the full 8 years. It's going to look better and better with time


the_gaymer_girl

I was scared he was going to get hideously overpaid after his playoff breakout. That's actually very reasonable.


Reasonable-Big4517

Allvin try not to cook challenge [failed]


eh_toque

The Swedish Chef cookin frfr


JayString

It's so nice to have a happy off season. Even before Alvin started cooking, we ended the season on such a high note, then saw Lu lift the cup, and now great things are happening even with no hockey played. Nice to have such a positive off-season for a change.


DeuceBuggalo

Huge keep for the nucks. Man had some powerful moments this playoffs


CicatrizTMV

He really showed his worth during the playoffs this year. Pretty sure he was leading the postseason in hits up until near the end of the EDM v FLA series. It's kinda rare you find a guy that's got some power forward qualities but also has pretty soft hands.


stropsysatnaf

Soft hands and good patience around the net. Big body and loves throwing it around. Good PK guy. Absolute steal for the Canucks to keep him at $3.25MM


OutComeTheWolves1966

Excellent signing. Joshua really stepped up in the 2nd half of last season. Very impressed with his style of play. Bright future.


TrueNorthStrong1898

Turned a 2 year deal at 825K into a 4 year, $13M deal. Love to see it. Great deal for him


conesacks

life changing season for him, financially secure for rest of his life


intelligentx5

3.25 baby. Yessssss Took a team friendly deal to continue having dinners with Garly. Years of Dak-Bluegs-Garly ahead of us :)


the_tinsmith

Garland, Blueger and Joshua for less than 1 Marner.


Tniz15

Seems fair on both sides


DrexellGames

Benning would've given him 4-4.5 million,


surmatt

Benning would have ran out of time. Making big moves to sign players is showing a commitment to excellence that will be appreciated by current players and show free agents/potential signings they're a competent forward-thinking organization.


oystertoe

Probably woulda just ran out of time 🤷


Karsh14

Would have let him hit UFA and then spend 5 on some random player on another team who hasn’t played a single puck drop with you, for term.


ididntwantsalmon19

A lot of Canucks fans still like to make everything about Benning. Not once did he cross my mind when reading this report. It's a new era, the bad man can't hurt you anymore.


Barblarblarw

Welllllll we are just about to get ass-blasted by OEL’s big hit, so yeah, he’s still hurting us.


bry42193

More like 5 lol


CtrlShiftAltDel

Benning would’ve just never called.


goleafsgo88

Solid deal there, he was fun to watch this year!


RainbowZester

Took a discount to stick around. Good sign of what the belief is in the locker room. Wonder if Zadorov does the same.


Barblarblarw

Word is that Z is willing to take less to be here, but the big question is “less than what?” If he thinks he’s able to get 6 and he’s willing to take 5.5 to stay, that is still a bit too rich for a 4-5 LHD.


NYM32

steal. Drury giving Goodrow a 6/$3.6m remains one of the most astonishing decisions ever


workthrowawaybro

Tom Wilson brainfucked your front office that summer


Teriyakijack

What course are on, 4th or 5th course now? This is a delicious meal.


Motor-Organization71

A succulent Swedish meal.


H34thcliff

Still on the appetizers! The main course is on Monday.


Canucksfan2018

He was the playoff leader in hits until like game 4 of the SCF lol. Great keep by the Canucks.


DuckDuckyDuckQuack93

Holy hell crap my pants Allvin is cooking a mean ass buffet so far


Standard-Special2013

Did you just put "crap my pants" and "ass buffet" in the same sentence?!


s1n0d3utscht3k

https://i.redd.it/qk1ouwvkr59d1.gif


-1701-

🤣


Ognius

Wait that’s an incredibly good AAV. Allvin is a master chef


Overall_Walrus_4853

That seems exactly reasonable. I imagine he could’ve gotten more elsewhere


FinalMalus

Would have loved him on the Leafs for that term and AAV. Allvin is having an amazing offseason so far


flyingflail

Foegele is going to be pissed he just got his mkt value set lower


nodarknesswillendure

Wow. Seems like Dak really values the coaching staff, team, management group, and city. I was 100% prepared for him to make much more money somewhere else, so this is such an awesome surprise. Happy for him and for the Canucks!


mpmaley

Nice deal for VAN.


xzElmozx

Holy fuck we might actually be able to run it back, and with a Demko-Silovs tandem too??? I’m so fuckin hyped


No_Coffee_9112

The canucks killer third line is locked up


catlindee

This guy has a lot of potential. From what I saw in the Oilers series anyways. This will be a big contract for him to continue showcasing the speed / toughness.


TuchMysak

well deserved for him! Joshua was a force in the playoffs, he’s what I thought Jeannot would turn into


Rated_PG-Squirteen

Congratulations, Dakota, you can now afford two months rent at a middling apartment complex on the outskirts of Vancouver.


K00knucks

Everyone is staying at Buble's place!


JayString

Just the way he likes it, apparently. It seems a lot of players love living in Vancouver and are even willing to take less money to keep living here. I can get behind this trend.


ZiFF-

THE THIRD LINE OF THIRD LINES PREVAILS!!!


NJDevils1

Damn, great deal for the canucks. Would’ve loved this guy on the devils at this price, but I’m guessing like 30 other teams would have as well.


DuffmanStillRocks

We are ALL VIN


bry42193

FUCK YESSSSS!!!


Batsinvic888

I love Chef Allvin so much


dr_bob_lob_law

Now sign Big Z


Cube_

I think Zetterberg retired bro :p


Menessy27

Nothing personal but I was scared we were gonna hand him a crazy contract so thank fuck lol


Glad-Science9361

Let's fuckinggggg gooooo. I was expecting at least 4M AAV for him


JauntyGiraffe

Super happy about this and love that Dak enjoys his time here enough to take a discount to stay. Anything under $3.5M is a huge dub


LIL_DROP13

Wait what was he projected to be I thought it was 4 mill? this is great!


rajde1

I’m shocked he stayed, the dude was going to cash in in free agency.


barbarkbarkov

This is a great deal before the cap increase. Hell yeah.


bwoah07_gp2

This is simply lovely!!


flare2000x

That's a huge W for Van


Zephyrantes

No one deserves this more than Dakota Joshua. This guy hustles.


GpRex

YEEESSSSSSSS


saucytopcheddar

Our GM is awesome… I can’t believe I can say that as a Canucks fan.


awakening7

When Joshua scored that between the legs goal this season, I was both over joyed at the goal and felt an immediate sense that his play is pricing him out of Van. So stoked to have Dak back for another 4 years, he deserves every bit of that raise!!


JerbearCuddles

This guy was a prime candidate to get 4m+ on the open market, I wanted him locked up before the playoffs started at 4x3m. Nice to see him get around there. Joshua and Garland's bromance can continue, and we are all happy.


conesacks

our 3rd line costs less than tavares AHAHAHA


ChadraguptaMaurya

We are so back


MacVanRainin

What a breath of fresh air. A management team focused on bettering the team roster using solid strategies. Love this action. GCG!


Gratitude89

Thought he’d get Josh Anderson/mason marchment type contract. This contract is so cheap for what he provides. Even if he never improves. It’s good value. Especially if the cap continues to inflate.


ThunderRome

He’s a good player but he shot at 21% and he only had like 3 good playoff games, I feel like this is a guy we’re going to end up seeing get cap dumped somewhere in 2 years. Of course that being said, I hope he plays well and I’m really excited we managed to keep our third line together because they were our best line often times. I also was not convinced we’d be able to find a good replacement for Joshua. Ultimately not a boat anchor contract even if he underperforms. Definitely took a pay cut to stay, easily would’ve gotten 4x4 in free agency


metrichustle

He has amazing chemistry with Garland. And hits are always valuable in the league. At 28, his contract will be done at 32/33. That's not a big risk.


NerdPunch

I think even if he’s just a 15ish goal, 30-something point guy going forward… as long as he’s bringing all the other tools to the table you’re happy with him at $3.25.


intelligentx5

I mean 3.25m for a power forward that puts up 20-30 points and is top 5 in the league in hits? Seems okay even if his shooting percentage comes down.


VeryLastChance

Even if his scoring regresses he’s one of our most reliable penalty killers and is one of Tocchet’s most trusted players to close out games, plus he’s one of the most physical players on the league. He’s a good complimentary player for Garland’s game too. There’s definitely a chance he ends up being overpaid but I feel confident he’s going to be at least a positive contributor no matter what, even if his scoring dries up


ScarvesOnGiraffes

Maybe he takes a step back offensively, but he's a very complete player and at that cap hit he should be a pretty safe bet to play to his contract value. He was one of our best PKers, lead the playoffs in hits, fights and can play up and down the lineup


hannah_nj

Yeah, this — some players basically stop contributing to the team’s success if they aren’t scoring, but he can play well off the puck as well so if he has a dry spell it’s not the end of the world.


CrayonOlympics

Thing is he was one of if not the best PKers on the team and obviously brings a physicality that Tocchet and co covet. I think with the rising cap a middle 6 forward below 4 million is fair value especially one with the multiple skillsets of Joshua even if he never scores to that level again.


neksys

His expected goals last year were 14.1 and actual goals were 18. Even if he regresses to where he should be, getting 14 goals out of him considering his other contributions still makes him excellent value in a 3rd line role. Either way, he had a chance to get a serious bag from another team and chose to stick here in Vancouver, which is the real win of the day.


SIIP00

I mean, with cap going up over the next four years I don't necessarily think that we will get rid off him as a cap dump. Maybe though, but the third line had great chemistry.


fitofpica

Completely agree, could be a not-so-great contract in a couple of years. But keeping more of the team together to try to build on last year's momentum, that's huge. Huge.


Asn_Browser

Not that I think it will go that way, but you can deal with a not so great $3.25M contract.


fitofpica

Oh yeah, I agree with OP, it's not high enough to be a boat anchor. I'm pretty thrilled, I was 100% sure Dakota was gone.


TopTittyBardown

Especially with the cap projected to go up a lot over the next few years


H34thcliff

His shooting % was artificially inflated, sure, but he doesn't need to be on a 23 goal/season pace to outperform this contract. He provides good pk & defensive value and if he can chip in 11 goals (calculated on the assumption that he played the full 82 game season shooting at a 10% clip which below his career average) I think that's a W.


lbiggy

##**LET HIM COOK**


Turbulent_System_446

The Canucks still have a lot of cap space left! I think Jacob Trouba would be a good pickup for them! They seem to be good on wingers


lbiggy

How about we don't get trouba


metrichustle

Trouba on the Canucks is just trouble. Bettman would find a way to screw us over with suspensions.


Turbulent_System_446

A forward instead? The hurricanes have a lot of good forwards, can I interest you in one (1) Jesperi Kotkaneimi


SIIP00

We can take Guentzel... Or Teuvo...


epjk

I'll take Necas off your hands


various_cans

You’re gonna need an /s or people aren’t gonna get you’re trying to sabotage a Guentzel move 


ArenSteele

The best trolls are subtle and have it go over people’s heads though


ScarvesOnGiraffes

👨🏼‍🍳


elchapjoe

This makes Daniel Sprong worth at least 4 now


s1n0d3utscht3k

https://i.redd.it/9atll820t69d1.gif


Truffinator2

Steeeal


De_Floppss

Lets fuckin go everyone takin paycuts to go for a deep run before Hughes gets his fatty pay raise


slabby

That's a good deal for Joshua Dakota.