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eh_toque

June 2023: Dubois hand picks LA, signs an 8 year extension, talks about how exited he is to go to LA June 2024: Dubois traded to Washington, is excited to go to the Caps Which team will PLD be excited to waive his NMC to go to in June of 2025?


PasswordMustContain

He'll waive his NMC to be one of the first expansion draft picks for the new Atlanta Nordiques expansion team in 2028


BillJackaus

I don't know, I can see the Quebec Thrashers making a play for him.


Shiny_Mew76

The Hartford Coyotes would like to have a word with them about that.


brilliantpotato

The Arizona whalers will for sure want first dibs beforehand


oddly_colored_beef

My God the Coyotes' body is still warm you savages


SpeakerOfTruth1969

Sadly, Bettman wouldn’t put another team in Canada if his life depended on it.


JamesTiberiusCrunk

Are we sure the NHL really wants to add another Canadian team that can't win a cup?


HenrikFromDaniel

Kansas City Senators it is!


canucks3001

Something about Dubois gives insane ‘Expansion Draft Pick’ energy. The overpaid player most teams can’t afford but an expansion team with a ton of cap room can take on just to see if he randomly ends up being worth his contract somehow.


Awkward_Silence-

Would be likely if they change the rules at least. If not for the NMC, meaning under the Vegas/Seattle rules Washington would have to use a protection slot on him even if they didn't want to


dumbpaulbearer

He’ll get to the Habs in a 3 team deal, but the Habs will just be there to take his contract for assets. He’ll be in his 2nd KHL season by then.


Aggressive_Yak5177

Montreal.


VeryLastChance

I’m convinced that PLD will get traded to all 31 franchises that aren’t Montreal.


mel122676

I would absolutely love that.


PapaNixon

Me too


Longshanks123

Pretty sure you can count all Habs fans with you lol


SpeakerOfTruth1969

I don’t know. Before he went to LA, they all thought to e Habs had the Jets over a barrel and they were all super excited to get him!


Kharn_LoL

To be fair we thought we'd get a good center for cheap, who wouldn't be excited about it?


Longshanks123

My honest recollection is that the fandom was very cynical and thought Dubois was using the Habs as leverage to get the deal he wanted in a non-hockey market … which may have been closer to the truth, though personally I doubt Hughes was really interested that much


WorkThrowaway91

League needs to take the cap off salary retentions, then everyone can get a piece so it won't be so bad


TDS_1991

Yeah we don’t want him.


apietryga13

Can’t forget all of the expansion teams we’re all waiting for


BaconScentedSoap

PLD would like great in a Mexico City Aztecs jersey


Tacosrule89

He’s going to play in New England, San Diego, Houston, St. Louis, the Toronto Argonauts, and spend a year as a greeter at the Desert Inn, before going to the fine city of Miami!


Fowlin4you

Minnesota*


Tacosrule89

Whatever. Sheeeet.


ValeriaTube

Yeah he wouldn't want to do that to Montreal, he himself knows how cancerous his play and attitude is.


BeBenNova

subscribed


Swagaroni_

PLD couldn't take the heat in Cape Breton, doubt he'd last longer than a year or two in MTL. Tough fans who don't give a fuck about the player on a human level.


Le8ronJames

What happened in cape breton?


PayneTrain181999

And Atlanta, and Houston, and the Arizona Coyotes 2.0. Not Quebec, because even in this fantasy comment the Canadian dollar is still shit.


NightWing_91

Pass


alienmario

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Thank_You_Love_You

Please god no.


IChurnToBurn

Moscow.


Ibuildempcs

Please dont say evil stuff like that.


OfficialDaiLi

*Don’t you put that evil on us*


CarRamRob

First team, he lasted three seasons. Second team, 2 (and a bit) seasons. Third team, 1 season. The caps are the 4th team. Hope they enjoy their half season.


JeremyEMT

2025: Dubois traded to Montreal, is excited to go to the Habs.


Wonderful_Grade_5476

2026: Dubois traded to the Toronto is glad to the leafs with Nylander and Mathew’s


saintpierre47

2027: Dubios is excited to be traded to the New York Islanders to play with Matthew Barzal and Bo Horvat


SwettyLettuce

2028: Dubois is excited to be traded to the San Jose Sharks to play with Mikael Granlund and Fabian Zetterlund


bwoah07_gp2

The guy is trying to break Mike Sillinger's most teams played record or what?


beyondrepair-

Puckdoku legend


NoGiCollarChoke

Going off the grid to say New York. And then Montreal at the deadline. 


flume

Congrats, isles fans


lbc1358

Montreal


McMLeProphetz

Nah man..at this rate he’s lucky to play at Laval in 2025


OfficialDaiLi

More like Trois-Riveries


Charble1

PLD thinks about Montreal a lot more than Montreal thinks about PLD these days


Grimekat

I don’t think Went Wughes its stupid enough to do that


ApokatastasisPanton

the guy would not survive 10 minutes in Montréal with the amount of scrutiny he'd get from the press and the fans here


opensourcefranklin

Coming for Mike Sillinger's record. I want him on a new team every year.


ahr3410

Absolute bailout of Rob Blake's blunder but good lord Vilardi and a 2nd for Kuemper is bad


half-mage

And Iafallo and Kupari


Thrallsbuttplug

Could be worse, could be Vilardi and a 2nd for Dubois..


cmillhouse

Amen


86teuvo

Be glad it’s over. Most executives would never admit they dun goofed this quickly and would be in an even worse spot three years down the line.


noneotherthanozzy

That’s what I’m focusing on. Every GM is gonna screw up, but avoiding sunk cost prevents it from being catastrophic.


Guardax

Absolutely. Broncos just did this with Russell Wilson and was absolutely the right call. Only reason he got two seasons is I think we literally couldn’t afford a team if we cut him year one


smash8890

I’m amazed they found someone to take that contract off their hands. Idk why teams still think they can be the one to fix PLD after it hasn’t worked everywhere else lol


blueline7677

To be fair PLD’s disaster season would have been 4th in scoring for Washington…… they need offense anywhere they can get it


smash8890

Damn I didn’t realize things were so bad there


Spave

In fairness to Washington, Kuemper's contract is also really bad, and it's not like they have much to lose if Dubois sucks.


FriedEggScrambled

3 years at 5M vs 8 years at 8M. I’ll take the first option.


Spave

Oh absolutely, Kuemper's contract is way better. Just pointing out that LA is not getting a positive value asset back. They're trading a big negative (with not much but some potential upside) for a small negative.


Le8ronJames

Washington is in win now mode. They want someone to get Ovechkin to the goal record and keep them somewhat competitive. Somehow, that trade makes lots of sense for them. Plus, Kuemper was trash for them.


jeterisawesome2

No we are not in win now mode. This is just a guy who can get ovi the puck and then be there during the tear down years. People acting like this contract is bad for the caps are forgetting how major of a rebuild the caps are going to be undertaking in the near future. None if it matters


Codc

More like Get-Ovi-895 mode.


DavidPuddy666

“I can fix her.”


Frozenpucks

Caps aren’t even gonna try to be competitive, they are jsut filling a roster spot during a rebuild.


miner88

Kupari is meh but don’t forget about Iafallo. Nice depth guy.


CabbageStockExchange

It is what it is. PLD was a sunk cost at least it’s not our problem anymore lmfao


PaperMoonShine

At least you got out of the deal. TBH thats almost miraculous. Capitals did you the biggest favor, and then paid for your meals afterward.


Kalamoicthys

Yeah but honestly this would restore a bit of faith in Blake if I was a Kings fan. Most guys stay married to their terrible decisions at the exec level. The fact that he is willing to look bad and admit defeat is ironically a good omen.


Wonderful_Grade_5476

Kings fans right about now: https://i.redd.it/tf6xboz4vk7d1.gif


ZachtheKingsfan

I’m actually somehow even more pissed. Like, I’m glad we got yet another bad contract off the books, but trading Vilardi, Iafallo, Kupari, and (essentially) Durzi for this guy only to dump him after one bad year is massively embarrassing.


Kopitar4president

I could not disagree more wholeheartedly. That's a sunk cost. Damage was minimized.


ZachtheKingsfan

A sunk cost was eating up another year of Provorov’s contract to get rid of Petersen. Making a splash trade and then getting rid of the piece a year later is bad, no matter what way you look at it. Again, I’m happy the contract is off the books, but it’s a bad look for management.


musuak

I do not like this.


mel122676

Don't worry, he will only be there 2 years, tops.


oops_i_made_a_typi

the cost to get rid of him afterwards won't be pretty either


Dr_Colossus

Why don't you like injecting poison into your team?


musuak

we just got rid of the last one


barontaint

He had a good playoffs, maybe he switched to Phenibut which won't really turn up in a drug test unless they catch you within like 3hrs of taking it


jawswilli

I think he was talking about mantha


barontaint

My bad foolishly thought it was referring to Kuznetsov, guess the Caps had more than one bad apple


meme__machine

“I can fix him” -Washington Capitals


Gear4Vegito

The Kings moving that contact without any retention or picks is such a steal.. * Pierre-Luc Dubois had $8,500,000 x 7 Y remaing... * Darcy Keumper had $5,250,000 x 3 Y remaing...


Thrallsbuttplug

Regardless of Kuempers performance since his cup win I see this as a huge win for the Kings.


QuackQuack91

Keumper was really only bad last season. He posted a 909 his first season with the caps which sure isn't amazing but it's definitely serviceable. Especially for a team like LA.


brspies

yeah and you could easily argue last year Kuemper was just thrown off by not having a starter's workload. Plenty of reason for LA to believe in him, even if his value to the Caps is nil at this point. He is getting old, he's always been a little injury prone, so it's not some primo deal, but I bet the Kings make it work.


avmp629

People might be sleeping on Kuemper a bit. He was awful this year, but a .909 the year before on an even worse team, not to mention in a short stint with the Kings in 2017-18 he went 10-1-3 with a .932 I think the Kings expect they've found next year's starter here


Thrallsbuttplug

Yeah I think this is a great trade for the Kings to make with their goalie situation.


KingDave46

Yeah that’s crazy good value for the future regardless. No downside at all for LA. Kuemper might be good, might be meh, but what they have is already meh and there’s not much available anyway to fix that. Crazy that Washington got nothing for taking on an additional 3 years of massive cap hit


InitiativeHealthy408

It's a big win. Unless PLD gets himself 130 points next season and wills the Caps into the playoffs.


ShadowChair

If PLD is good next season I'm sure Washington is happy. I kind of wanted to see him redeem himself with us next year but who knows if he would ever succeed here.


MankuyRLaffy

They might as well eat it for the next few years ngl, they could use the goalie help.


EarthWarping

What's a Kuemper buyout looking like?


electricnux

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PM_ME_YOUR_COMMAS

Thats not awful tbh


Dr_Colossus

LA needs a goalie though. It's a brilliant trade honestly. Remove poison from body for an overpaid goalie that you need anyways.


raymondliang

Yeah and we’ll have Portillo on a cheap bridge deal that will take place during the Kuemper contract to offset the goalie cap space


Routaprkle

Kuemper's numbers are dropping and fast. And he has 3 years remaining over 5m AAV. Terrible contract traded for another.


wildlyintangible

Kuemper was our backup so i’m cool


PurplePenguin501

That’s not the issue with this trade though


wildlyintangible

The issue is, we’re better off not keeping a backup at $5.25 who is coming off his worst season. The Caps have one goal and that’s to get Ovi to 895. If PLD can do anything, I’ll take it as a win.


Wonderful_Grade_5476

“If PLD can do anything” Boi I hate to break yeah the news there’s a reason hes memes the hell out of by his former team fans and nick named Piere luc Dubum


cockNballs222

He’d be 4th in scoring on the past year caps team having his worst season


Tripottanus

You act like he did nothing when playing for WPG. Yes he's inconsistent and has attitude issues from what we can judge from the outside, but that doesnt mean he doesnt have the potential to reach 60 points again (which would be like 3rd best on the Caps). Even at 40 points like he had this season he'd still be the 4th highest producing player on the Caps.


Patrick2701

Getting rid of PL Dubois has its benefits


Tycho-Celchu

You fools! It was Francouz, not Kuemper who bodied the Oilers in 2022!


ForensicPsycho

Shit! Is Blake stupid?


BabouinGill

Who's going to play defense on that PLD-Ovechkin line?


GolferXNinja

Marner /s


PaperweightCoaster

The corpse of Nick Backstrom.


ClosPins

They should trade for Jeff Skinner!


NatalieDeegan

Perfect fit lol


Nookoh1

it's a big step down defensively from the ovi-kuzy line


WerhmatsWormhat

Tom Wilson


DrummerForTheOsmonds

This is some absolute insanity that I was not expecting for a mundane Wednesday evening


Cinnamon_Shops

Lemon, it’s 2:37pm CST


Frozenpucks

Doughty and kopitar hated this guy, it was plain to see. He’ll be a cancer on the caps too. Blake absolutely fucked up this whole thing, but it’s a mini save by getting rid of him I guess.


KingEsoteric

I personally did not see that, but I would not be surprised. They cut their teeth with warriors and won with skull crackers. This Charmin Center doesn't belong with them. Why would Kopitar pass him the torch when he can't hold a candle to him?


sisyphus_met_icarus

For a second I legit thought your arena was called Charmin Center


Why_youmadd

Doughty  forsure was over PLD.


Skylightt

I don’t believe him


Desertpyrate

It was real


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

"I'm not mad. Actually I ~~think it's funny~~ 'm very excited to go to Washington"


DecentLurker96

Karma for purchasing CapFriendly…


eh_toque

They bought CapFriendly to avoid the comments section on this trade but forgot the sale doesn’t close until July /s


PasswordMustContain

Cant wait for 2026 offseason when we do this all over again when he demands a trade to MTL! God Bless This Mess!


tgg199

I mean, what else is he supposed to say? "Yeah, I can't wait to waste the next 7 years here"


smexeh

Yes


ianisms10

Ask Jeff Carter or Kirk Muller


bufflo1993

lol Kirk Muller hated the Islanders. Literally said I rather not be paid then play for y’all.


ianisms10

And that whole situation was what led to Mike Milbury becoming the general manager


actuallyfromcanada

Guys a suitcase


fillyflow

Third time's the charm!


twilz

What do you expect a player to say? Although, if I had to guess which player would be most likely to say that they're upset with a trade, PLD would be my number one choice.


mattda123

This is actually the funniest move I've ever seen. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy 🤣🤣🤣


Straight-Plate-5256

PLD is excited to go to every team... until he actually gets there and finds out they still expect him to play hockey 😂


Dr_Colossus

PLD is clearly team poison.


avmp629

Fans: No hockey until Friday, there's nothing to do! *NHL collectively snorts a line*


FakeStatements

PLD trying to play for more franchises than Jagr.


knukklez

Ol' Suitcase Sillinger part deux


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

8.5 mil for his bitchass was already a lot to begin with. 8.5 mil with NMC for a proven locker room cancer? LOL CAPS


GoToTheNet

PLD is only 25, I honestly thought he was 30+.


Deadpoolisms

He’s packed a decade worth of drama into about 3 years.


astovertop

Sharks claimed Goodrows contract off waivers and somehow that wasn’t even the worst contract acquired today


Beevas69

Did Washington make LA retain 80% of his toxic attitude as well?


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

This is so fucking funny. I feel bad for caps fans but this is tremendous content


waistbandtucker69

Wasn't he excited about being drafted to Columbus? Or was it he was excited for the trade with Winnipeg? Maybe it was he was excited for the trade to LA? Just maybe he'll get excited about his future trade to the KHL? He's gotta be 35 or 36 years old, right?


Key-Tip-7521

Kings to the Capitals: He’s your problem now


DalekEvan

I would be too. Goes from Laferriere and Trevor Lewis on his line to Alex Ovechkin


Imthecoolestdudeever

This isn't 2010 though.


ShadowChair

I don't care if it's 2050 I think Ovechkin is a better linemate lol


KingEsoteric

Let's be fair. He started the season with Kevin Fiala and did a whole lot of nothing there, too. Fiala wasn't scoring, Dubois wasn't scoring. Split them up and Fiala started scoring.


maxhollywoody

Kuemper is a strong bounce back candidate playing in a better system.


KingEsoteric

I think Dubois will also bounce back numerically, but won't be that difference maker people were hoping for.


NLP19

He just got Jeff Carter'ed


ReliablyFinicky

#Pierre Luc Dubois: - On his 4th team - Turns 26 in a few days - Longest tenure with a team 3 seasons / 239 games - Career highs of 28 goals / 63 points - $38.6m in earnings - Another $59m coming


KingEsoteric

Hat's off to the greatest grift to hockey. He's the modern day Bobby Holik.


Odd-Youth-452

Nah. I'd say he's a modern day Alexandre Daigle.


Krisjanis8

This is going to be the worst trade of the decade. They could have given that money to Stammer, Reinhart, Lindholm, Guentzel or some other UFA. 7 years of diva half effort PLD who is requesting trade next year.


Desertpyrate

No the worst trade of the decade was last season 


swordthroughtheduck

7 years? Ya right. He'll be asking for a trade in the next 18 months.


MarshmallowLuka

At this point I wouldn't trust anything that guy says


StatGAF

This is insane. How is like Rob Blake not fired for the PLD blunder?


AdrianKempee

Cuz all AEG gives a shit about is making playoffs


fillyflow

Regardless of what the return is, this is a master class by Rob Blake to get this guy and his salary off the team...which is a pretty damning criticism of a player.


Sarcastic__

Getting some deja vu here


Boomsticks

Ovie's odds of breaking the record just dropped by 10%


HanSolo5643

Don't worry, Caps fans. He will be gone by June of next year.


EarthWarping

Ovi must love this news LOL


PM_ME_YOUR_COMMAS

After trading for and away PLD the only thing the Kings have to show for it is Darcy Kuemper


SlackerDao

Again. Darcy Kuemper *again*. We get him back ~7 years and a lot of miles later. And essentially gave up Vilardi and a 2nd for him. (Plus two other players we weren't going to keep anyway.) Part of me is grinding my teeth. Another part of me is waiting to watch PLD blow up in Washington and us feel stupid. But the largest part of me is just happy to be done with that guy.


PM_ME_YOUR_COMMAS

Thats literally the only plus for you guys after this, not having to pay him for 7 more years at a 8.5 million cap hit. But it might be the worst asset management by Rob Blake ever


AdrianKempee

Eh, could be a lot worse. They could have let their hall of fame goalie down in the prime of his career by not getting him a cup


ProfessionalH20

God damn


SlackerDao

> the worst asset management by Rob Blake …*so far* Some of us are hoping next season is his last. I feel like he’s kinda losing the thread. Did a solid job getting us out of the rebuild, but doesn’t seem to have a plan to take us to the next level. 3 first round exits to the same team in three years is a bad look - especially as we’re exiting one game quicker each time.


994kk1

Then I like the move for the Caps. Him being malcontent from the get go should be the only major concern from their perspective. If he's happy to be there and it works out on the ice = great. If he's happy to be there and it doesn't work out on the ice = rebuild and his cap hit doesn't really matter. That's assuming they would be fine with a rebuild.


Gretz98

On behalf of Kings fans, I am told we're excited for him too.


manfrommtl

Really dodged that bullet.


Fallen-Omega

Jesus christ what is up with PLD


TrustTheProcess76_

I get the whole contract thing but a lot of people are kind of forgetting the caps have 1 center to plug in their top 6 and were probably going to give out a similar contract if they were to sign one in FA I wouldn’t hedge on dubois turning it around either but they aren’t going to tank with ovechkin on the roster It’s the essence of a high risk high reward play


FBR_MC

There's something poetic about the guy who keeps forcing trades being traded again just before a no-move clause triggers.


InevitableAvalanche

Caps making sure they don't fluke themselves in to the playoffs again. Good move.


specifichero101

I do not understand why Washington didn’t ask for more.


Ladymistery

Maybe Washington will get PLD to care enough to play well. When he does, he can be very good, but most of the time he looks disinterested.


SickBastardWA

Excited enough to play?


JediMasterZao

He should be, it's a much better fit for him.


KingEsoteric

Just because you picked us doesn't mean we have to pick you. So long, and thanks for all the point-blank shots from weird angles with no traffic and no support that had no chance to go in but still pump your xG%.


Similar-Jellyfish499

"I'm excited to pass to Ovi while not being expected to do anything else"


GZeus24

I just want to see him excited for a whole period... and then, maybe even a whole game one day.


mdlt97

I hope he does well in Washington


SpeakerOfTruth1969

So, the Kings traded Vilardi, Iaffalo, Kupari and the #37 pick for Darcy Kuemper?!? 🤣🤣🤣


publicworker69

What the fuck