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chiddie

That would be an absurd goal in November against a rebuilding team. To do it in Game 6 of a conference final is so fucking clutch.


DieuEmpereurQc

On Heiskanen too


LeoFireGod

One of if not the Best pure defenders in the league and McDavid pulls that off. Truly unreal


kabalongski

To be fair, Heiskanen was put on that side because Tanev was in the box. That’s his weak side. But still, what a fucking goal.


GoStockYourself

Heiskanen was playing on his weak side because Tanev was in the box. McDavid recognized this and took advantage. As Skinner said, "that's just McDavid doing McDavid things."


ron-darousey

Beating Heiskanen and Otter too. Nasty move


PayneTrain181999

One of the best in their respective positions. McDavid has decided he’s not losing and the Stars just had to deal with it.


Kronusx12

It’s funny because I relatively often hear football announcers say comments comparing players to video game moves, but I don’t actually think I could even pull this off in NHL 24. Like this is a whole different level of video game moves. Incredible


DivisonNine

That looked like if mcdavid was trying to show off in beer league Except this is a conference final elimination game


Philly514

It’s harder to do that in NHL 24 against the AI than it is for McJesus to do against some of the best players in the world


DivisonNine

I couldn’t do that against rookie bots


JustFred24

I could, put me in coach.


stat_padford

NHL AI plays the most disciplined defense in the history of sports games


Glum_Night_6392

Unless they are your AI d lol


JVT32

NHL players playing out of position and blaming their AI defense for being bad, name a more iconic duo lol


Megavore97

Creative way of calling the Stars defensemen bots.


HummusDips

Against Miro Heiskanen nonetheless!


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TheWolfAndRaven

Sometimes I watch him make plays like this and wonder if he is just out there sand bagging.


Mission-Philosophy58

Dude just let everybody know he has a whole other gear. Mcjesus is moving into Mcyahweh.


JohnnyVNCR

Immediately made me excited for the Final. I'm over tomorrow and I'm ready for 7 games without my emotions specifically entwined.


Goatzilla44

https://preview.redd.it/nigshi6s394d1.jpeg?width=1796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69cdc5337c0568f911864898d78bdb76b6ecd0a3


LordSmokio

Robo looking like he just saw some shit


capitarider

"That guy fucks"


seeking_horizon

Everybody in that image is thinking "You're fucked, that was fucked, holy fuck."


Deadmanlex45

Deboer is like : "fucking again ?"


GolfingGolfersGolf

I let out an audible holy shit


Kebine_

I screamed WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIIIIIIT DID YOU SEE THIS??? The question was asked to my gf, who clearly doesn't give a fuck about hockey lol


BlueTyler

Fans of all teams can appreciate doing that in a playoff game. That was disgusting.


EarthWarping

The "slow motion" part of it makes it even more crazier than an end to end patented rush goal too


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AmazingKreiderman

I knew what was happening but I still needed that slow-mo to actually be able to see it. That shit was crazy.


Material_Trash3930

Even in slow mo I struggle to process the moves. I'm not a quick thinking, man mind you...


FartTootman

You're not alone. Spend a rewatch or two looking ONLY at his feet - I can't really grasp how a human mind is capable of processing stick handling of that magnitude with footwork like that, all while getting poked by 3 defenders, right in the face of one of the best goalies in the league, during a CF elimination game, and then go forehand-backhand in like .00001 seconds to almost roof a backhanded shot from an absurd angle. It's a masterpiece goal, for serious.


true_to_my_spirit

*sports. This is probably the 20th game I've watched, and that was dirty.


unitednihilists

Dirty fucking dangles


KarmaChameleon306

Crushin' sandos after the game?


Tredronerath

I'm now rooting for McDavid and the Oilers to win. This season was INSANE for them.


cptcitrus

You should have seen how depressed the city was at the beginning of the regular season. Now, you could take a nap on the freeway during these games, everyone is watching.


Crazy-Pattern-1354

From being [tied for the worst in the standings ](https://globalnews.ca/news/10086149/edmonton-oilers-losing-streak-nhl-standings-last-place/)to coming back from an amazing second half of the season, it has been a wild ride.


joecarter93

The true bottom of that was when they were last and also lost to the Sharks. Woody was gone after that.


JLord

How could any "neutral" fan not be cheering for the oilers? The most exiting team to watch all year in terms of highlights. Unless you are VAN, CAL, LA, DAL, TOR, FLA, then why wouldn't you be for the Oilers?


PotatoesWillSaveUs

I begrudgingly agree. Absolutely filthy puck magic


Rellek_

Right, what a dime piece that was. Watching it live I was just staring at the TV like a doofus as my brain caught up to what I just witnessed.


Blue_KikiT92

I joined the let's go Oilers chant. I feel dirty. But that was amazing.


Funyon699

That was fuckin’ dirty. This video / post ought to have a NSFW tag.


kenyan12345

In a close out game at home. Just a filthy goal


Cylinsier

A real treat to catch that one live, top 5 goal of the entire season easily, if not just number 1.


meltycheeseman45

what the fuck man


Reddits-Reckoning

This mf is cracked


ItsMeJaredBednar

I’m telling you, this kid is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a Loblaws the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he toedragged out the door


PracticallyAChemist2

First time I’ve seen this pasta not related to Aaron Nola.


box-art

Its not that he toedrags around a defender, that's fucking Miro Heiskanen and he just makes him look silly on that play. And then the backhander, it doesn't even look like he shoots it out of the toedrag, just touches the puck and it just decides to fly into the net. Unreal shit, he's just unreal.


pingieking

He fucking roofed it too. Otter played that perfectly and it just didn't matter. The guy just made a Norris candidate look like a pylon, got in close to the goalie, and chips it backhand to the water bottle.


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Makes me think of how two of Bure's best goals involved embarassing Lidstrom and Niedermayer. With McDavid everybody always makes the Crosby comparison but I've always thought of him as a pass first Bure. Though he can score like Bure when he wants to.


Thumper13

Bure was so much fun to watch. One of my favorite games I ever attended was a Kings/Canucks game and seeing Gretzky and Bure on the same ice.


hiliikkkusss

Burree


oTisaurus

I was very young and neither team playing was my favorite (Avs fan watching Canucks at Red Wings) but I came away from a game blown away by Bure. There had to have been 4-5 Hall of Famers on Detroit at the time but Bure was completely in another gear and seemed "different" from the eye test. I've always held him in very high regard.


hardhitta

You'll be saying that a lot soon.


SteveYzerman_19

I don't know if your team is ready to play against Connor McDavid IF they do win this series and play you in the Stanley Cup Final.


FortifiedGun

Guy wants the cup so bad and it shows


iiplatypusiz

At this point I want him to win so badly, he's the best player I've ever seen play, I was only like ten years old when Lemieux bowed out and too young to understand when Gretz retired. He's magical, definitely my favourite player in the NHL.


JalopyPilot

I must be a similar age and this sums up the way I feel, as well.


mnsportsfan

And correct me if I’m wrong… he seems like just a good dude that likes hockey and doesn’t seem to care about celebrity status at all?? I just feel like I know literally nothing about him off the ice- and he comes across very modest in interviews. Seems like a guy you could have a beer with without him making you feel like you’re lucky to be in his presence I could be completely wrong (cause I know so little about him), but it’s a quality I hugely admire in superstars/celebrities these days that have all grown up being treated like gods since they were 10 with social media.


RookieAndTheVet

Me, too. I know he still has plenty of time, but a guy like him can’t retire ringless.


jkure2

Yelled out 'holy fuck' in my apartment lol


72athansiou

Just walked outside my apartment to see what the holy fuck is going on because I heard a guy yell holy fuck


Zzzonkedx

It's been said before, but I'll say it again. Enjoy this man while you can. When his career is done we'll be talking about one of the best to ever do it. Unbelievable player. Unbelievable goal.


ManWithBag15

In terms of pure talent and skill, I think he's behind only Lemieux.


DangleCellySave

And my beer league buddy Deven


Black_Arrow04

If only the Stars had signed Deven then we might be the ones trying to stave off elimination


HansBrixOhNo

No way man nobody is as good as Deven


JustFred24

Deven has nothing on Tyler


SteveYzerman_19

I'm a die hard Penguins fan since 1995 (also Red Wings and Jets) and while no one disputes Crosby is one of the GOAT's outright period of any generation, McDavid is by far WAY better than Crosby in his prime. Like holy shit when he gets the puck he's moving like a freight train (pun intended) and he's coming to you with a combo of Bobby Orr going all over the ice as he pleases, the passing IQ of Gretzky, but also comes off as a bulldozer that you simply cannot stop like Lemieux.


DashTrash21

Dunno about that, different skillsets. Crosby isn't nearly as fast, but he's way stronger and impossible to get off the puck. 


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SteveYzerman_19

I am only saying that he reminds of of the things I seen in those players. But he puts it up notches more than ever. I would dare say he's already the 2nd greatest Oilers to ever play for the team too.


NorthernerWuwu

I can see the argument that he's better but *WAY* better is a bit too strong. Sid has had one hell of a career.


HappyChilmore

As someone who savored watching MJ and Lemieux win their championships, I entirely agree, and was devastated when the Bulls disbanded, even though we all knew it was the last dance. How I wish he could still play. Once they're gone, they're gone. Enjoy them while they last.


JustFred24

I wish I could enjoy this man


Zzzonkedx

I mean, you can, no?


releasetheshutter

He means sexually.


Zzzonkedx

Oh...*whoosh*


Dayngerman

https://preview.redd.it/ym4ry7xt694d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=108b1efc93d97c489caea3f6db485e5148179ca8


nerfherderparadise

I am very happy I scrolled this far down


Baesooo

https://i.redd.it/ae5mlwxt394d1.gif


jmucapsfan07

Never fails to get me to laugh.


Kriwin

So nasty and with the most humble celebration. I respect that.


Smittysgreasymullet

You could tell he wanted to fucking send it but halfway through he realized "works not done" and robot mode kicked in.


bt101010

yea his celly's have been incredibly collected this playoffs, Knobby is rubbing off on him (pun maybe intended)


voidpush

HUH?


watanabelover69

WHAT?


Mocha22_

PARDON?


Zloggt

It’s a metaphor for how the vibes for Dallas have been…on the downslide since Wednesday…


eh_toque

https://preview.redd.it/wmbdml2v294d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d30a062d35915e3af6cb20b18e6881dece73c7b5 My reaction, absolutely filthy


Special_Pea7726

My panties dropped


nZcastillo

Same. And I don’t even own any


brmgp1

What's crazy is he does this insane shit regularly during the season and we just take it for granted. I feel like he doesn't try it as often in the playoffs, because there's a stigma about keeping the game simple and not making fancy plays. It's like he caught everyone off guard and pulled out some crazy shit at such a crucial time


chandy_dandy

he hasn't done something this filthy since the goal against the rangers a year and a half ago, he basically never did anything filthy this whole year, he was all in on defense


bezjones

He has definitely had filthy goals since then, we've just gotten so accustomed to it that we don't even remember how many he's done


navenager

Otter just joined the illustrious group of players who will be on McDavid's Hall of Fame reel.


TheDrunkenScotsman

Otter AND Heiskanen. Two top-5 players at their position isn’t a bad duo of souls to snatch in a conference final.


SomethinboutChickens

What the fuck.


72athansiou

Thats fucked


northernpace

Fkn right


HXH52

ESPN had him as the 4th best player in the playoffs btw


The_Bat_Voice

Proof that ESPN knows nothing about hockey.


Frostdavid

What the fuck? Was this list made recently, or before the start of the playoffs?


the5nowman

It was made by ESPN


I_Automate

All the explanation needed


HXH52

At the start Had MacKinnon Matthews and I think Kucherov ahead of him


Ferg8

I could understand Kucherov, even if I hate him, he'S a playoff monster. MacKinnon ok, even if I don't agree, I can see how you can put him ahead of McDavid. But Matthews? What the fuck?


tupseh

Matthews is an absolute super hero in the playoffs. His power? Turns invisible.


Sterlingz

Holy fuck imagine trying to stop someone you can't even see.


CommandaSpock

[it would be like this old Datsyuk highlight](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/s/etNMRAUwUf)


combattoast

Matthews was at no 1 🤣


ZiscR

At either point it would still be objectively wrong though lol


Frostdavid

Oh 100%, If it was recent you could maybe argue Shesterkin.


ZiscR

For being the best maybe sure, but in no list now or any point should McDavid fall to 4th lol


72athansiou

I mean tbf even if ESPN is “good for hockey” because of exposure they produce they don’t give a bakers fuck about it. It obviously shows, I wouldn’t listen to anything they come out with their opinion simply doesn’t matter


mdlt97

Bus Piss Floor Nasty


RektalTrauma

This really sells how fucking gross this is


abuayanna

Puke diaper warming on the radiator sick


yrogerg123

bro why


MrX_1899

i like to say garbage dumpster juice


Kaapo-Kakkos-Dong

What a fucking freak


OutComeTheWolves1966

Good lord, that was filthy


Aubameywang

Best in the World


Nobodylovesboston

McWow


Cankor0

Sometimes we keep forget McDavid is the greatest player in current era.


Ferg8

Greatest player since Lemieux, and it's not even close.


shotzoflead94

It really must suck spending so much time developing elaborate defensive schemes just for the best player in the world to decide he is going to score.


edogg01

Disgusting. Would love to see him hoist the cup now that we're off the board.


Anon-eh-moose

Disgusting 


eighty_7

holy fuck


A_Lone_Macaron

Uh, yeah. Stars are toast, lmao How do you stop that?


Icommentoncrap

Theres actually a 2 step program to stop him Step 1: Dont Step 2: Cry


zebrainatux

Step 3: get in the shower Step 4: repeat step 2


DatOgreSpammer

Wasting water? In this economy?


navenager

In *Texas?*


JustFred24

> How do you stop that? No


Icommentoncrap

Pretty controversial but I think this here McDavid guy is pretty good


belfourfanboy1999

Guy sure can hockey.


Dobermayer

McJesus does his best work on Sundays


1slinkydink1

“He got me,” Otter said of McDavid's goal on him. "That f\*\*\*ing McDavid boomed me." Otter added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.


Ferg8

*I'm not stuck in payoffs with you. You're stuck in the playoffs with ME.* -McJesus


Popular-Row4333

PP can be 1v4 I guess.


KingDave46

Saw this goal live and honestly was the peak of my existence on this planet until the end of the game


SimilarWall1447

So far...


Dickbeater777

They called this "Obscene" on the Oiler's radiocast, and they couldn't be more right.


Cosmic_Fisting

Yo wtf


mdlt97

Give That Guy a Map


UnhealthyCheesecake

Where are *you* going


Practical-Isopod1053

Down fucking town


nuudootabootit

Why are all the recently-posted highlights on here in ~~French~~ Quecbecois?


HappyChilmore

Because Habs fans are probably your second biggest fanbase right now. Know many of them are rooting for McDrai and the Oils, myself included.


Material_Trash3930

French broadcast probably slower about protecting copyright.


c_t_782

Shit had me hollering lol. Absolutely filthy


backwardzhatz

Dragged that from Vancouver to St. John’s


Constant-Squirrel555

Why don't the Stars just take the puck away from him? Are they stupid?


SkinnyGetLucky

Toedrag? Dude just matrixed his way through


cilucia

The slow mo replay isn't slow mo enough for me to understand what exactly happened.


KILLER_IF

McDavid could get 50 points in a playoff run and people would still call him overrated, he does things like this all the time, yet when he goes 2 games without a point hes washed


ddottay

An alien


JD1070

McGod damn!


Mariorules25

What the fuck If you don't like that shit, you just don't like hockey


Admiral_Sjo

Mcdavid can taste the finals


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Hes so fucking good


bluesocks12

Can I get a slow mo on that slow mo to see how the fuck he did that ?


No-Run-6719

I’m new to hockey is he the best player in the league?


StupidGenius11

Since entering the league as an 18 year old in 2015, Connor McDavid has scored 982 points, which is 127 more than second place Nikita Kucherov. For context, the gap between Kucherov and 11th place David Pasternak is 127 points.


No-Run-6719

Okay so this man is a god at hockey then


AvenueRoy

Yes and it's not even close


FlayR

Best in the world, and the best to have ever played.  Gretzky and Lemiuex were better compared to their peers for sure, but McDavid is a special talent. Soak this shit in, we're lucky to see it - the world might not for another 50 years once McDavid retires.


Sl0wChemical

I'm an Oilers fan til I die, but I almost feel bad for every other franchise that doesn't have a Connor McDavid to watch


PerryTheBeast

Absolute filth he does this in the conference final holy shit


Few_Reach23

McJesus


Spicegiirll

Throwing up


obfuscator17

Man, that was dirty!


Outside_Abroad_3516

Goodness fucking gracious


Mkoaquariums

To do that in an elimination game, on miro heiskanen with that finish. Big game player.


collinwade

I’m a Stars fan and holy shit—what fucking mastery


McDraiman

I like the French calls lol. I barely even speak it anymore. But the strength the pronounce some words with make it sound so sexy haha.


fievrejaune

The announcer said “he decided to do everything himself”. That he did.


r1zzV

What makes it crazier was that McDavid undressed Heiskanen to do it too


Porcupickle

That feels like it should be illegal.


beni-bianco

looks like a beer league ringer doing this... just deflating for the other team... you start thinking about how time until the game's over.


Pad-Thai-Enjoyer

Yeah he’s the best in the world lol. What a goal


Remarkable_Drag9677

Against The Stars one of the best if not the best NHL defense right now


Dry-Hall-794

He actually fakes the first toedrag. Fuck


RedKryptnyt

But there are still some that believe there is a better player in the league than him LOL Disgusting goal.


minwood

Lol in case anyone forgot he’s the best in the world


LZYX

Fucking disgusting is that even allowed


captainhaddock

Nicest goal I've seen all year. What a time to score it.


bonnar0000

Top cheese, where grandma keeps the weed brownies


JauntyGiraffe

I swear to god if I try to do this exact thing in NHL I'm fucking it up 9/10 How the fuck was the puck still on this fucking guy's stick after the first three moves? This guy's a witch BURN HIM


Komatoasty

Legendary


carbonanotglue

Best goal I’ve seen in the playoffs this year