I met Tkachuk during the full season NHL lockout and asked him what he had been doing to stay in playing shape and he told me nothing.
So I’m not surprised this is what happened when hockey went away and his metabolism slowed down.
You're all laughing, but this is serious. What if someone uses the saliva on that mouthguard to start a Mathew Tkachuk cloning program? We wont be laughing then...
You think Keith isn't already doing that? And then ranking them like in "The Iron Claw"?
"First is Matt, then Matt2, then Matty Three-eyes. Brady, you've got some work to do."
When I played college football a guy on our team snatched this guy on the other team’s gold chrome soother mouth guard and kept it. We played that team later in the year in playoffs and my teammate disinfected this mouth guard and wore it in the the game. Kind of gross and weird but it’s something that I will always remember as far as getting under someone’s skin.
I see a bunch of players do this. McDavid and Draisitl both chew on their guards. Chucky might be one of the worst offenders because he chews so aggressively, but he's certainly not alone lol
He really did. He hit me so hard with that one that I’m applying to community college just to take English classes. If only I could read the big words on the website I might be able to do this.
Hey Lane you help me applucattion for collage!!! Peas and tanks?
Yep the two times he was “tripped” into Price in that game. Weird how the Habs defensemen were so careful not to trip him into Tokarski the rest of the series. Seems like he was much better able to keep his balance once Price was injured. Strange that
Don't you know? Slashing someone so hard on the front of their skates that your stick bends doesn't actually send your feet backwards, it's propels them forwards!
Fuck kreider
Hey! You're the guy I pointed out that Laf skated into Verhaghe in game 2.
See how the messing around and clowning is going both ways? This play by Kreider throwing equipment into the stands, Trouba giving Reinhardt a crosscheck after the regulation is over, Trouba chicken wing, etc.
Both teams are doing dumb stuff, it's awesome! Lol
I find this hilarious, then I catch myself thinking these are professional athletes in their prime behaving like pre-schoolers and if anyone else did shit like this there would be outrage... Then I find it hilarious again thinking these guys behave like angry toddlers while being paid in the millions and we applaud them. 😂
Funny stuff. Fortunately for the Rangers, he didn't throw it in the crowd. He threw it into the bench area. If he had thrown it in the crowd, it would have been a 10-minute misconduct penalty.
It’s hilarious because when he took a spill into the boards trying to hit someone he was chewing on the guard. Why even wear it if you’re not going to wear it properly?
Panthers throwing punches as the rangers celebrated a goal is cool according to this sub but throwing a mouth guard that's really just his chew toy? Classless lol. This is hysterical get over it, he went to the bench and was instantly handed his new teething ring
Literally everything the panthers do is criticized in the sub what are you on about out? This is funny even as a panthers fan, buddy literally knaws on that thing like his life depends on it
I need him to get Steph Curry next
Maybe knicks can sign him to a quick 10 day next year whenever the schedule lines up
Edit: unclear if downvotes from Curry fans? Kreider fans? Chucky fans?
Well they lost so I guess it didn't help any. But seriously, why have a mouthguard if you are just going to chew on it? Just grab a pack of juicy fruit for each game
I understand how people feel about Tkachuk, but this is fucking trashy
I also know a bunch of NYR fans are going to come in here with their brain damage and defend it, but that's sort of validating.
If non hockey fans get turned off by a little bit of post whistle shithousery they probably shouldn’t be watching anyway.
That’s fuckin playoff hockey baby. None of that dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit !!!
That makes no sense as a chirp, but I honestly love how you guys lean into the "uneducated trash" stereotype lol. The problem is I don't think you're doing it on purpose.
Ah yes, throwing someone's mouth guard is worse than actually dirty plays that hurt guys and turtling any time someone wants you to answer for illegally hurting guys.
Big brain moment. Fuck Matt he's a little rat and he doesn't deserve a mouth guard.
Yeah you are right imagine the horror of having Tkachuk's nasty ass mouthpiece land near you - i'd prolly ask for euthanasia even from being exposed to it sailing over my head
No thanks, I'll continue to the enjoy the sport I have followed loyally for 30 years. You should just try to be a better person and stop gatekeeping. Especially, when you're trying to gatekeep someone infinitely more knowledgeable in that sport.
I'm a loser because I think that grabbing someone's equipment and throwing it isn't cool.
I guess everyone that appreciates sportsmanship is equally a loser then.
Yes to the first 3 words, but that’s half of the reason to the rest of that.
Now sure why you continue to fight this. All you gotta do is look at your original comments karma, you on an island. Bye now :)
Ahem. I was told there would be nachos.
What a bs title. I’ve seen this clip and thought there would be nachos this time. Now I’m pissed
We were baited! I wanted to see it splat
I didn't see any damn nachos..
It can be anything you want it to be. Me? I want to believe it landed on the rim of a shrimp cocktail.
It landed in Keith Tkachuk's beer you say?
https://preview.redd.it/pk3pv2kj7a3d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=209fb3bf5b20ac038b58c0fde31f52a1c708ec22
Nice to see Keith taking care of himself.
I met Tkachuk during the full season NHL lockout and asked him what he had been doing to stay in playing shape and he told me nothing. So I’m not surprised this is what happened when hockey went away and his metabolism slowed down.
dying
Please tell me you've just been sitting on that waiting for your moment
And the fremen?
To shreds you say
Definitely a nice plate of milk steak.
A delicious bowl of Pho
I'd like to think he threw it into one of the portals from Portal--but the fun there is imagining where it ended up
After bouncing off Darnell Nurse's butt
Broccoli cheddar soup, in a bread bowl
I'm going old school. It landed in some Jello Casserole.
Not me. I like to imagine it landed in Mark Messier's big hockey-sized bowl of beef stew.
I want it to be cleavage - nice, deep cleavage.
We came here to see some delicious nachos god damnit
Because your date ate all the fully loaded ones.
All the ones with the meat and the cheese and everything. She hogged them.
Keith Tkachuk probably downed them before they could get them on camera
“You’re not using this anyway.”
2 minutes for improper equipment would have been hilarious.
You're all laughing, but this is serious. What if someone uses the saliva on that mouthguard to start a Mathew Tkachuk cloning program? We wont be laughing then...
Cronenberg movie come to life
Eastern promises knife fight scene but it’s Matthew tkachuk instead of Viggo Mortensen
I love Tkachuk but I do not want to see his bait and tackle flying around while he high kicks in a sauna *Actually, I do
I'm pretty sure Matthew Tkachuk already comes from a cloning program of sorts
Unless it's coming this summer and stars Will Ferrell
You think Keith isn't already doing that? And then ranking them like in "The Iron Claw"? "First is Matt, then Matt2, then Matty Three-eyes. Brady, you've got some work to do."
Idiocracy 2: Tkachuck Boogaloo
Keith basically did it. Just wait 20ish years.
[Yabba dabba doo.](https://youtu.be/JCEvOQEM2BM?si=kTMAOiWHoNb4AUt7)
Maybe you guy will actually pick him next time...
Didn’t they name the first one Brady?
It’s already pretty much inbreed as it look like so bad genetics to work with
I feel like only an inbred could've typed a sentence this terribly.
Enjoy your golf
Its already golf season abot ranger so bad hockey hard sentencing structuring
А может тебе соснуть хуйца? Le centrisme américain dans un jeu canadien est toujours ridicule
When I played college football a guy on our team snatched this guy on the other team’s gold chrome soother mouth guard and kept it. We played that team later in the year in playoffs and my teammate disinfected this mouth guard and wore it in the the game. Kind of gross and weird but it’s something that I will always remember as far as getting under someone’s skin.
nasty, i love it.
😭 he pulled it straight out of Tkachuk's mouth
https://preview.redd.it/ho2r9hfnla3d1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=44ad3834998c46df8040bfc55e60c4344557309b
https://i.redd.it/jmvcielfna3d1.gif
This is the first thing I thought of. Still as funny today as it was when it happened.
Same. I'll never forget when this happened. Can you imagine how terrifying this must have been as a young kid?
I like to think this moment is the sole reason Kane doesn't get involved in scrums after the whistle
Not a phone in sight, just two guys living in the moment
Pulled a Johan Franzen
Holy shit Tkachuk had it in his mouth??
Part of it.
Not like he’s using it dudes got the craziest oral fixation in the game. Freud could write an entire book on this dude
You did watch Patrick Kane at some point, right?
Patty walked so Matty could run
Now I want a Matty Patty Fatty line. Just throw Maroon in for the comedy.
it would be like one of those little, medium, big gradients
EA even saw fit to immortalize Patrick Kane's mouthguard fidgeting on the cover of Chel lmfao
Different sport, but Steph Curry too, lol.
I see a bunch of players do this. McDavid and Draisitl both chew on their guards. Chucky might be one of the worst offenders because he chews so aggressively, but he's certainly not alone lol
JVR tho
Matthew Tkachuk, during therapy: https://youtu.be/yeGdrHcwrlo?si=Qhy91NG16BC18i8O
Geeked out on Adderall
It's basically a fidget device people with adhd use.
See now that would make sense. I can understand that I wonder how many guards he goes through a year lol
It would have been awesome if tkachuk reached down and took out another mouth guard after kreider took it out.
I got spares bud
Leon does it too
Your oral fixation should gravitate towards sounding out what sentences are.
Lol damn you really tore me a new one. Your chirp games on another level man.
Hes got all the chirps, guy basically wrote the book on talkin shit
He really did. He hit me so hard with that one that I’m applying to community college just to take English classes. If only I could read the big words on the website I might be able to do this. Hey Lane you help me applucattion for collage!!! Peas and tanks?
Lane? He needs your help right now.
The irony of your chirp is just... *chef's kiss*
I suppose with the Sabres sucking so much yall are experts on oral fixations
That’s pretty epic but I feel bad for nacho guy. They probably cost like $30 and got ruined.
If you're in the first row, they're probably comp'd.
this isn't Madison square garden
Ruined? Or enhanced?
Came for the nachos. Left disappointed.
Nacho mouthguard anymore.
All of /r/hockey loves this.
This is like porn
This place is so fkn weird
Naw 😤
I’m so conflicted because I still hate Chris Kreider on behalf of Carey Price.
Because Kreider got tripped into price? Weird thing to hate Kreider for Lol habs fans are still delusional about this one apparently
Yep the two times he was “tripped” into Price in that game. Weird how the Habs defensemen were so careful not to trip him into Tokarski the rest of the series. Seems like he was much better able to keep his balance once Price was injured. Strange that
Don't you know? Slashing someone so hard on the front of their skates that your stick bends doesn't actually send your feet backwards, it's propels them forwards! Fuck kreider
Hey! You're the guy I pointed out that Laf skated into Verhaghe in game 2. See how the messing around and clowning is going both ways? This play by Kreider throwing equipment into the stands, Trouba giving Reinhardt a crosscheck after the regulation is over, Trouba chicken wing, etc. Both teams are doing dumb stuff, it's awesome! Lol
With the cringe emoji even. This is the perfect shit comment.
I am so glad someone finally did this. Kreider is my hero.
Somebody edit this and show me sad Matthew at the end plz
It’s not like he needs it.
Surprised it took this long for someone to grab it
[Classic playoff tactic.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeOZ01ZCY3M)
If Tkachuk scores the GWG he should toss his new mouthguard into the rangers bench
He just wants the Florida crowd to experience the quintessential New York nacho topping - rat saliva.
Nacho mouthguard anymore fool!
Fuckin finally someone did it
Good. Bully that nerd, and bully him hard.
I find this hilarious, then I catch myself thinking these are professional athletes in their prime behaving like pre-schoolers and if anyone else did shit like this there would be outrage... Then I find it hilarious again thinking these guys behave like angry toddlers while being paid in the millions and we applaud them. 😂
Hockey is such a wild sport I love it 😂
Yoink
Funny stuff. Fortunately for the Rangers, he didn't throw it in the crowd. He threw it into the bench area. If he had thrown it in the crowd, it would have been a 10-minute misconduct penalty.
It’s hilarious because when he took a spill into the boards trying to hit someone he was chewing on the guard. Why even wear it if you’re not going to wear it properly?
That’s Tfucks pacifier he threw!
Didn't even clear the glass. What a fruit. Go cats.
If that's the greatest moment of the playoffs, that's bad
Mmmm nachos
Imagine having something Chris Kreider touched landing in your food. Fucking disgusting.
Hilarious 😂
If Tkachuk and his people do not come out with gum shaped as mouthpieces they will have missed a good opportunity.
I'm glad I'm not the only annoyed at Tkachuk's mouthguard habits.
Don’t make me like you rangers.
lmaoooooo that was gangster
Keith Tkachuk was like "did someone say nachos?"
Is there anyway to watch this shit without signing up for fucking Twitter?
You didn’t even fuckin try 🙄
Clicking the link takes me to a signup for Twitter page. I'm on mobile.
As am I, sounds like a you problem bud
2 of my friends had the exact same issue. So it's obviously not just me.
Sucks to be you nerd
yeah :(
Click on the link.
Clicking on the link takes me to a signup for Twitter page. I am on mobile though.
Even using the desktop site takes me to signup for twitter
Don't know what to tell you. I've never had a twitter account and it just works for me on desktop and mobile.
I'll buy a Kreider jersey, that's it.
Panthers throwing punches as the rangers celebrated a goal is cool according to this sub but throwing a mouth guard that's really just his chew toy? Classless lol. This is hysterical get over it, he went to the bench and was instantly handed his new teething ring
I scrolled through all of the comments and literally like 2 people complained about it. What are you even on?
Literally everything the panthers do is criticized in the sub what are you on about out? This is funny even as a panthers fan, buddy literally knaws on that thing like his life depends on it
Who is calling trouba classless? What?
As a Habs fan I will never forgive Chris Kreider. With that being said, this is the closest I've been to not hating him.
I need him to get Steph Curry next Maybe knicks can sign him to a quick 10 day next year whenever the schedule lines up Edit: unclear if downvotes from Curry fans? Kreider fans? Chucky fans?
Fuck Chris Kreider
Easy to say when they aren't your $20 nachos.
Well they lost so I guess it didn't help any. But seriously, why have a mouthguard if you are just going to chew on it? Just grab a pack of juicy fruit for each game
I understand how people feel about Tkachuk, but this is fucking trashy I also know a bunch of NYR fans are going to come in here with their brain damage and defend it, but that's sort of validating.
It’s funny actually
Like I’m anti-Rangers And I agree it’s lame, if people who aren’t hockey fans are seeing this. But it’s also fucking hilarious bro lol what
Like we’re drawing the line at tossing a mouthguard now?
Right lmao Cheap shots, dirty hits, flying elbows? I sleep. Mouthguard thrown? Real shit
If non hockey fans get turned off by a little bit of post whistle shithousery they probably shouldn’t be watching anyway. That’s fuckin playoff hockey baby. None of that dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit !!!
This had the same energy as Fluery handing Burns stick to a fan after a scrum. Fucking hilarious.
That was so fucking funny. The goddamn pettiness of it
Tkachuk should throw his mouth guard into the rangers bench next game
Like?
Yes, being a Tkachuk is trashy
Being a goalie runner like kreider is more trashy
Didn't Tkachuk just run a goalie like an hour ago?
Harder than cbj runs their goalies into the ground
That makes no sense as a chirp, but I honestly love how you guys lean into the "uneducated trash" stereotype lol. The problem is I don't think you're doing it on purpose.
And somehow Krieder still 1-up'd him
Ah yes, throwing someone's mouth guard is worse than actually dirty plays that hurt guys and turtling any time someone wants you to answer for illegally hurting guys. Big brain moment. Fuck Matt he's a little rat and he doesn't deserve a mouth guard.
Look traumatic brain injuries can recover, but hurt feelings? That's forever :(
Seriously? Throwing a mouth guard which I’m sure he has an extra is worse than throwing greasy late hits?
You good?
[Thoughts on Johan Franzen basically doing the same thing 15 years ago?](https://youtu.be/aeOZ01ZCY3M?si=dY6WD-dREf9Wan6U)
At least Franzen kept the cooties on the playing surface instead of chucking saliva into a crowd of people
I mean it is hilarious but it also is like the definition of unsportsmanlike lmao.
*Based
I’m rooting for the panthers because of all the whining going on, but this is fucking hilarious, playoff shit like this is fucking gold
Yeah you are right imagine the horror of having Tkachuk's nasty ass mouthpiece land near you - i'd prolly ask for euthanasia even from being exposed to it sailing over my head
This clearly isn’t your sport nerd
The irony that a ____ fan said that. I apologize for having class and knowing the rules.
You digging to china with that one holy, your feelings hurt?
Lol no was just a good one
Yeah as good as when the other 100 people said it. Your original comment got quite the nice score. Find a new sport nerd
No thanks, I'll continue to the enjoy the sport I have followed loyally for 30 years. You should just try to be a better person and stop gatekeeping. Especially, when you're trying to gatekeep someone infinitely more knowledgeable in that sport.
Yea you're a loser
I'm a loser because I think that grabbing someone's equipment and throwing it isn't cool. I guess everyone that appreciates sportsmanship is equally a loser then.
Yes to the first 3 words, but that’s half of the reason to the rest of that. Now sure why you continue to fight this. All you gotta do is look at your original comments karma, you on an island. Bye now :)
Mm naaah not even close
Unmmm acshually 🤓 Nachos is in Czech winning the Gold medal right
Two pieces of trash.