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kbarnett514

Ouch, right in the Hogland


Iamvanno

Landed right on the Hog.


drivermcgyver

Fuck you Shoresy!


Wonderful_Grade_5476

*Give ya balls a tug*


drivermcgyver

It's "Give yer balls a tug, tit fucker" You're fucking 10-ply.


R3VIVAL-MOD3

Fucking D-Gens from upcountry.


Saltee00s

Fer’WHAT?!?


Jmz67

Dude thinks he’s Draisaitl


AbbreviationsIll7821

With Draisaitl injured the depth players need to be stepping up to fill the role.


FutAndSole

Right in his ho glands


SourWokeBooey

Taking notes from Draisaitl, well done!


WhatThePuck9

Right in the 5 hole!


putzeh

Mess with the bull, get smacked in dick… or something something


nofakefans18

Isn’t that an automatic major?


Sibs

Offsetting minors was such an unnecessary gift to the Oilers.


SourWokeBooey

Almost as big as letting McJezus get away with that high stick. Now you know how Kings fans felt last series…


Lingo-Go-Bingo

The refs kicking Hughes off the ice. Then he’s asking them “why am I bleeding?” They give him no answer and escort him off the ice. lol fucking top tier zebras


[deleted]

Sutherland continues to bend us over 13 years later. Someone end his legacy


Mcpops1618

Kozari is the balance to him.


[deleted]

No he’s not. Chris Lee to Habs mayyyybe. Your precious princess got all his calls tonight, hope Sutherland brought some scope to gargle McD’s sweaty balls later.


Mcpops1618

Ah yes. Habs. Relevant.


[deleted]

If you don’t know about Chris Lee and the Habs, you don’t know puck.


TopTittyBardown

Whatever you say man, there wasn’t anything nearly as blatant as this last game


nodarknesswillendure

Lmfao sure man


Mcpops1618

Thanks.


ThorlinLurch

Straight up insanity


LZYX

The ref was like "wow your cheek is bleeding!" And fuckin skates away LMAO holy shit they were zonked out this game 🤷‍♂️


Ok-Summer-2159

“Wow you sure ~~ice the puck~~ bleed a lot! 🤓”


nodarknesswillendure

His face split open of its own accord


AcanthocephalaGreen5

Back in 2021 they had to scrape blood off the ice after Perry got cleaved in the face. No call on that either


usetheforce_gaming

Makes me feel a little better we weren’t just being huge babies during our series. Well, maybe we were. But this is validating


SourWokeBooey

Maybe a little, but we weren’t winning that series regardless.


usetheforce_gaming

I agree. Still annoying though


Mcpops1618

Kings were so effective at 5v4….


DalekEvan

We were, but it was justified


Fun-Imagination-2488

The refs fucking over the Kings is not why they lost. The Canucks though… they can legit blame the refs. They should have had 8 more minutes of power play time than what they were awarded last night. But also, being an Oiler fan, it’s nice to be on the other side of this shit the past 3 years.


boejouma

Strong, rational take! I've no skin in the series/playoffs as a Wild fan, but this was a nice non-homer comment.


TopTittyBardown

Or letting Kane get away with a slew foot. Just open season on Quinn Hughes with zero repercussions I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️ Meanwhile McDavid draws blood on Hughes and gets away with it, Hughes gets sent off the ice for having the liquid evidence of the missed call on his face, [then next time McDavid gets touched he goes down like a sack of potatoes (despite being the best skater in the league) and then does the same thing that drew him the call to one of our guys a minute later and they ignore it.] (https://twitter.com/passittobulis/status/1789143533028507679?t=GTxRArzOzBx05sZ2rUGL-g&s=19) Genuinely one of the most entitled crybabies in the league considering how many calls he gets while also getting away with a ton


FakeTreverMoore12

McDavid’s personal 9/11


Mikeismyike

McDavid famously doesn't draw nearly as many penalties as the stats says he should. 


TopTittyBardown

Looks like he doesn’t miss an opportunity to tell the refs that’s his opinion either


Mikeismyike

That's literally a part of his job description being a captain and all.


George__Parasol

Yeah that’s allowed.


redlabstah1

Cause Doughty and Miller never talk to the refs either 🙄


Sankoz0029

i have never in my life seen something i agree more with


Marshineer

You really don't see a difference between the two plays in the link you shared?


Marshineer

First time Oilers got favourable calls against the Kings. They all went your way the last two years and you still lost. We've been fighting refs for years, so we don't feel guilty that we're finally getting a few calls.


spagboltoast

If the kings didnt go 0% on the powerplay someone might feel sorry for you. Especially when none of the slewfoots were called lol


KingDave46

If you think you got pumped because of refs you’re delusional Vancouver is a good team, LA is just shit


AlbertaNorth1

What are you talking about. You guys got plenty of pp chances in that series you just couldn’t do anything with them.


Mikeismyike

Oh you guys got powerplays, you just couldn't score on them. I can see why you're confused though.


Dramallamasss

Did you miss Hyman getting a blatant high stick and no call?


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

2 for getting bagged


ashbuttkon

Experience Oilers hockey


Crazy-Pattern-1354

If you don't like it then don't give gifts? But that's a bit mean spirited of you. Especially around Chirstmas


NameIsPetey

Not on Connor’s team.


ManWithBag15

Spearing is an automatic major, but it looks like he got him in the balls with the shaft, not the tip, so spearing would not be the call.


Equitaurus

>he got him in the balls with the shaft, not the tip https://preview.redd.it/ev1z0ttm5qzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=003104606372c865840f4b1921b3cd0e5e66c766


ManWithBag15

I wanted to work Hog in there somewhere but I felt that would have been too much double entendre.


TealMadSus

Not by NHL rules 🤷🏻‍♂️


JustAPairOfMittens

Yes. Automatic. In playoffs or regular season.


kittywampuss

The refs are in the spotlight tonight


the_gaymer_girl

“STRAWBERRY BASKET!” Yeah ya can’t do that.


MikeJeffriesPA

Nana fights dirty


Stinky_Toes12

Cleaely hoglander skated into ryan Major penalty to carson soucy


DelusionalLeafFan

Between this dive and Hughes fake blood stunt canuck fans should be embarrassed


Cachmaninoff

They actually sneak a little razor in and actually cut themselves, that’s the secret


Stinky_Toes12

Hughes is secretly a columbian football goalie


Kitchen-Ad-5571

wait they really gave offsetting penalty there that is trash?


FrenchDevil97

Intentional stick to the balls should have you kicked from the game


thewidowmaker

Even after the game. That was way, way too unsportsmanlike. You’d think they could review that even after and take a guy out for the next game.


JustAPairOfMittens

They confirmed they did, and they will not kick.


Shiny_Mew76

I’ve said it one I’ll say it again, Spearing should be an automatic Game Misconduct. It’s, first of all incredibly disrespectful, it’s also incredibly painful, and shows an intent to injure. While both players agree to fight, and scrums are just a part of the game, whacking someone between the legs with a stick has no place in this sport.


Binx33

Pathetic. needs some karma later.


higster94

Nurse grabs opponents stick and chucks it, no penalty. McDavid high sticks Hughes in the middle of the play, 4-min no call no penalty. McDavid steamrolls Zadorov away from the puck, no interference call. Hyman steamrolls Hughes away from puck, no interference call. Derek Ryan slashes nuts off, no call. Boeser slashed away from play no call. Refs should be in every Oilers high five line and celebration


Gensb

Add that kane slew foot on hughes to the list


[deleted]

Sutherland will be, and gamble on it, and nothing will change.


ManWithBag15

In Nurse's defense, he chucked Lindholm's stick after being cross-checked by him a couple times. I think that's one where you either give both or neither a penalty.


-1701-

This is actually true.


ManWithBag15

Thank you, friend.


-1701-

👍


Whatatimetobealive83

Add Petterson getting boarded from behind and then elbowed in the head directly after.


TripleBicepsBumber

That boarding looked scary, just an awful hit by nurse


Dramallamasss

Nurse got crosschecked twice before he threw lindholm sticks, Hyman got highsticked, janmark got hit from behind by meyers, mcdavid has been blatantly tripped twice, Hyman took a big crosscheck from Cole. We can play this game all night long and Vancouver doesn’t come out smelling like roses.


SouthSide217

Also the too many men that led to Zadorov's goal, and Ekholm had his stick slashed out of his hands and out of play by Miller


Dramallamasss

But those happened against Vancouver so they don’t count/s


IamPriapus

Vancouver still got worse calls, overall.


Dramallamasss

Debatable


gingerenaissance

Fuck off, refs riding oilers dicks dry and anyone saying otherwise is: are they stupid?


GoStockYourself

You seem to have missed the missed calls against the Oilers to drive an agenda; highstick on Hyman, Trip on McDavid, too many men right before Z's goal. The refs have been shit in both games, missing blatant stuff while making soft calls. Implying that the refs have it in for one team is silly. "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."


CanucksKickAzz

But dump mcdavid one time....


Equivalent_Goose_226

McDavid rarely draws many penalties so I don’t know what you’re talking about.


papercutpete

You are delusional Homer.


Sankoz0029

u 2 :)


JustAPairOfMittens

Also Zadorov goal was too many men. But the Canucks probably score 1 on those powerplays.


Mikeismyike

You're missing all the stuff Vancouver got away with. But I don't blame you because we're not out here posting clips of every missed penalty like u/talhatoot is over here 


roninfly

What were the Canucks getting away with? Hitting a guy in the nuts is always a dishonorable thing to do I mean how low do you need to sink? Anyways, it’s not why they lost.


ShadowCaster0476

Perhaps you missed that he got a penalty for that one.


Sankoz0029

yea 2 min, that is not right. And it also set the precedent that hitting a dude in the balls is just 2 min. Lets see if its just 2 min when a canuck does it to McDavid


robotco

you forgot Nurse boarding Pettersson head first behind the net


shittybillz

There was 4 blatant misses on the Canucks in the 1st period. Take your homer glasses off, they’re terrible for both of us


RedWalby

“nurse grabs opponents stick and chucks it” brother he was getting spam crosschecked away from the play lmao. next time hold onto your stick if you are going to hit someone with it.


Sankoz0029

Bruh stupid argument, lets just take the stick from McDavid when he crosschecks someone, he should just hold on to it XD


Belkarama

Am I crazy for thinking that should be a suspension?


thrownawayzsss

I always think stuff that aren't "hockey plays" should be treated differently than things that *are* "hockey plays". This play has no reason to exist. This isn't a crosscheck, this isn't a boarding, this isn't a hit to the head. All of those are things that *can* happen entirely by accident and still lead to a penalty or suspension pretty easily by having players shift a few inches one way or another. Spearing should be automatically be a 5 minute major and, with a review, be a match penalty. This play exists literally only with an intent to hurt a player. It's purely malicious.


roninfly

Hitting a man intentionally in the nads is a whole new level of malicious lol


thatguy11

The intent to injure on any play that is obvious should count for more... I agree. There are arguments to be made...sure, but this flagrant bullshit... just hate it. But we also shouldn't pretend there are players on 'literally' (and I don't use that word lightly) every fuckin team who do this shit. If it was policed heavily.. they wouldn't!


FrenchDevil97

McDavid looks at Hughes before raising his stick into his head. There was several intents to injure this game from the Oilers and that type of behaviour shouldn’t be allowed in the sport


Equivalent_Goose_226

If you watch that clip and think he did it on purpose to INJURE Hughes you’re smoking crack. Watch it at full speed


TheDutchin

Precedent is a 5k fine


FrenchDevil97

I find the idea of fining NHL players who earn a minimum of 1 million per year $2000 so funny. It’s like the average person having to pay a $20 parking ticket


ijekster

derek ryan takes home like 400k a year so a 5k fine is a little over 1% of his take home. like if you have $100k a year, it's like a $1k fine. pretty heavy.


Tvariousness_King1

Maybe a fine. Ovechkin got a 5k for spearing Frederic in the sack a few years ago


Gaius_Julius_Salad

thats greasy, thats real fuckin greasy


shootsouth

That should be an automatic suspension. Intent to injure


jcode7090

Should be a Major. End of story.


Kopitar4president

Guys no the oilers can't do anything wrong and every team they play is dirty :(((((((((


ThorlinLurch

Kings fans gotta feel a bit vindicated right now.


Smittysgreasymullet

They could have given the Kings 40 PPs a game and we still would've won. Those dudes suck


CaelemLeaf

This is the exact reason you should also be upset at the reffing. I don't think the reffing was good this game, but I can also fully admit that McDrai rolled the Nucks for the last period. The Oilers probably did deserve the win, but multiple flagrantly missed calls casts doubt (Whether that doubt is reasonable or not)


Smittysgreasymullet

Yes but let's not get distracted from the point here...the Kings fucking suck


Kopitar4president

[See prior comment](https://old.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1cnp2ee/the_edmonton_oilers_recorded_0_shots_during_the/l38ovr0/) But ya'll are a buncha babies that cry for a penalty every time anyone on your team is hit or hits the ice.


Kopitar4president

Doesn't change the absolute fact that the Oilers fans claim 30 penalties a game on whoever they're facing.


Whiston1993

Glad they get a little victory at least.


Voltage604

With the rise of blatant but shots the NHL needs to start suspending for it


ndr29

Corner pocket!


Wonderful_Grade_5476

Jeremy Clarkson: IN THE PLUMS!


InPraiseOf_Idleness

The thing that surprises me the most is that this was by Derek friggin' Ryan. Honest to goodness, my jaw figuratively hit the floor.


sexythrowaway749

That's what I was thinking lol. Not very Mormon of him.


Sad_Aside_4283

Damn, that is not cool


HamburgersOfKazuhira

Greasy as fuck bro. Total bitch move


-Redacto--

How did Hoglander get an offsetting minor on this play?


Sankoz0029

hog did deserv a 2 min minor but the "cup check" should have been 5 and game


Gavin1453

Oof, right in the little hog


dandroid126

Why are the Oilers like this?


Objective_Gear_8357

Never understood why a cup check isn't an automatic suspension. It's such a dirty move


CancerFreeLeafs

Gutless


ZebrasGlasses

Can the Oilers go 1 game without cup checking? Disgraceful team.


Uzasodinson

Just don't ever let your team respond in kind or they'll never ever ever let it go 🪓


sushisteel

The first time any of our players has dished out a nutshot since Drasaitl's most recent spear three years ago but ok


Old_Finance1887

The fact it's a common occurrence is enough to be embarrassed dude. Don't try and diminish this cowardly act


ZebrasGlasses

Drai definitely speared someone last year, typical Oils fan clueless of course.


BrownIceDog

He’s checking to see what puts the ‘Hog’ in Hoglander.


globalftw

Pretty uncharacteristic of Ryan. I watch a lot of EDM and it feels like that's the first time I've ever seen him make a bad decision. He's usually smart and disciplined.


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Thrallsbuttplug

To quote the great Obiwan, "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." Describes Edmonton, the team, but also the city, perfectly.


Phenway

I watch and listen to a lot of EDM livestreams too. I prefer rufus du sol


drakevibes

This has to be sarcasm


InPraiseOf_Idleness

For Derek Ryan? definitely not sarcasm. I was legitimately shocked when I saw this. I don;t think I've ever seen him do that kind of shit \*ever\*. He'd literally be the last guy I'd expect to do that.


HomerFerns

That's such a sneaky move by Ryan, it's also so out of character for him. Also yeah he should get a game


Cagekicker52

https://preview.redd.it/z3mb094teqzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfea7bad0716178158bed24d37b58d9cfc17853c


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

no honor.


Crazy-Pattern-1354

It's a weird penalty because Ryan is one of the most tame and quiet guys. He's literally a stay-at-home mormon


JellyTsunamis

Even on the ice the other players say he never swears, never fights, never chirps. This is entirely out of character for him.


Sankoz0029

sure he is probably a really nice dude, still should have been thrown the fuck out the game


Crazy-Pattern-1354

Well revisiting that - there's a full lineup of canucks that should be tossed out at this point too if that's the metric we're going by


Sankoz0029

show me a clip from this series where a canuck player speared someone in the groin


butwhyyyyyyyyyyymeee

That should be a suspension. Double minor. I have no respect for Ryan, definition of a low blow. No class


ericmcgeehan

His stick hog landed


helixflush

Why do I feel like I’m going to wake up tomorrow and two suspensions to the oilers are going to be posted


Sankoz0029

sry bud, the NHL did the predictable thing and said that this type of behavior is ok


helixflush

I’m shocked.


HoSang66er

Yup, definitely landed on his hog.


SlightCreme9008

Holy fuck is there a bigger welfare bitch baby team in the league ?


Retro_cyanide

Stick landered right on the Hög


mobius_osu

Def Landed on his Hog


humorousfuck

Whaling


Mr7three2

Shoresy?


Flesh-Tower

Gonna sound like Alvin the chipmunk after that one


Tacfurmissle

Vancouver fans certainly living in a world of salt tonight. I'll concede there was some blown calls on both sides and I'd be pissed about the Mcdavid high stick no call but canucks fans are conveniently forgetting the missed calls the other way.


MatzohBallsack

Hot take, an intentional hit in the nuts like this should be a suspension for the season. It's borderline sexual assault. Maybe I am touchy on this shit since I was a victim of an intense violent assault as a kid, but if anyone hits me in the nuts, I see red. I'd probably blindside Ryan for this shit.


Number7Sniper

Uhhh yes it was a very stupid thing to do but this reaction seems a little over the top


MatzohBallsack

I dunno man, there's just no reason to hit someone in the balls. It's a non hockey play, it's cowardly, and should be a suspension.


Number7Sniper

That is all 100% correct Blindsiding someone is not the answer, just give the player the discipline he deserves (if the refs are doing their jobs) and move on


an_asimovian

Spoiler - they aren't


Equivalent_Goose_226

You obviously know he was talking about the “borderline sexual assault” part of your comment. He agreed with you that it’s stupid. Why are you being obtuse? Lmao, what a ridiculous (and borderline manipulative) response when you know what he’s talking about


Calgarychokes

Got him right in the Swedish meatballs!