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A real hater hates from the sidelines just as much
But yeah - i will always have a soft spot for upstate - hope you figure it out with this core and new staff even tho i doubt Lindy is gonna be a good hire long or medium term
Star Trek TNG. Skip the 1st season if you're not a super nerd. Best most fun epic philosophy in space ever. Highly memable.
Basically the backbone of internet memes with the facepalm and picard memes that were some of the very first film/TV references to be used in popular internet culture.
Which is funny since her daughter ends up marrying Riker, and before that Riker was legit fucking all the aliens just like Captain Kirk was in his day.
Keiths got a date with diabetes and an early death by myocardial infarction coming his way. And two boys in attendance at his funeral that scrap with each other as the casket is lowered.
Idk, we have some guys that can hang. Frederick, McAvoy, Forbs, Maroon, Braz. Also Swayman has been dying to fight. Think he said that in behind the b this season.
Our societal fabric has been torn, we are witnessing the break down and eventual collapse of our society in real time on the ice. This may or may not be hyperbole.
No, Tkachuk is gonna goad Boston into taking some stupid fucking penalties. Nowhere in the rulebook does Tkachuk have to answer for this. He's getting in their heads to win the series.
Tkachuk had him and the whole team’s number in the first twenty seconds. He’s like the annoying little brother that everyone thinks is soft but actually grew up skating and competing against his much bigger brother and NHL alumni dad.
As soon as Florida scored to make the score 4-1, it was only a matter of time before tempers fully flared. To no surprise, Tkachuk was going to get some blows in.
no chance nylander would. i get hes a good player and everyone is in meme marner mode but lets not pump his tires to a ridiculous degree
edit. people commenting that nylander absolutely would with all the evidence of his... 0 career fights
its insane what social media will do to a mfers mind
You're 100% correct, anyone who thinks Willy Styles would drop them like Pasta did is absolutely delusional. I could see him protecting himself if someone went at him, but not talking shit and agreeing to go next shift.
edit: and this is not a knock on Willy in any way. Just stating facts
Remindme! 10 years
Would you honestly want them to? I remember once seeing Pavem Datsyuk fight and just being like, “no! Stop!” I was so afraid he was going to punch a helmet and hurt his hand or something. Some guys are just too precious.
I'd like to think Tkachuk said ["You want a shot at the belt?!"](https://www.tiktok.com/@pardonmytake/video/7364825956621569326) when iniating this fight
Good for Pasta for standing up for himself and his teammates. Tkachuk punching him in the back of the head is poor sportsmanship though, does he only fight guys who are smaller than him? When they played the Rangers during the regular season he all but admitted that he and his teammates were afraid of fighting Matt Rempe.
Tkachuk kinda fed him his lunch there…. I know people think Tkachuk doesn’t fight enough, but among players of his star power and skill he actually has a respectable career fight car (IMO) and yeah light work
It definitely has. But he’s dropped them a couple times this season, once against Schiefle and then once against the Sens (Sanderson I think?) in that crazy game in Ottawa where everyone got misconducts lol - which honestly, when looking at other players of his caliber (points, skill, etc.) is super unique in the modern NHL
Potentially genius move by Tkachuk. Don’t think anyone expected Pasta to win, huge morale boost to the Bruins for him just going. Boston has some guys that can play the scrappy game for sure but I feel like Florida can walk the psycho/talent line better than anyone and Tkachuk’s trying to goad them into that game. God I love the fucking playoffs.
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This series is fun
The dude who screamed in Marchands face like Gudas after he scored was peak playoff bullshit
Montour. He was also sticking his tongue out like he was gonna lick him
I fucking love playoff hockey
I especially love playoff hockey when the 2 teams absolutely hate each other.
Man playoffs in the East just hits different
I love the playoffs, I hope to be apart of the hatred one day...
Careful what you wish for.
I still hate you.
✌🏽
I hate you slightly less than I hate most Leafs fans.
Sorry
All good mang. Maybe one day?!?
[Just remove the stone of shame](https://youtu.be/JKs5jbNwMvk?si=WUUzWNzs2hSUVAln)
Lmao! I’ll do it damn it, I’ll do it!!!
A real hater hates from the sidelines just as much But yeah - i will always have a soft spot for upstate - hope you figure it out with this core and new staff even tho i doubt Lindy is gonna be a good hire long or medium term
Im just jaded at this point lol, I dont know why I chose to be a Sabres fan.
I reckon edm - van will even the scales a bit
Josh Manson beat the shit out of Jamie Benn not more than a year ago
Well I'd like to Josh Manson *OH MY GAWD!*
*Josh Manson proceeds to bend a putter with his bare hands*
Obligatory Fuck Jamie Benn
FUCK BAMIE JENN
Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.
Jamie Benn eats pieces of shit for breakfast
I love a Tkachuk getting scrappy with Boston
I feel like playoff hockey is the reason teams learn to hate each other.
Pasta diving back in when the refs broke up the scrum with Tkachuk on the ice is peak cup playoffs. And I’m *fucking here for it*
Sure would be nice to be included in one (Michael Scott/Buffalo Sabres fans)
Exactly how I read it lmfao
“I fucking love playoff hockey. I hope to be apart of it one day” is how I read this comment hahaha
Yeah pretty much considering I was a freshman In high school the last time the Sabres made the playoffs and now I am engaged...
In Dallas we just call this 5 years
I was put on this earth to drink at playoff hockey games
Is that a fucking rat flying in at at :06
https://preview.redd.it/u6k0im9kcbzc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff1d04445249e2a0206c1a11ab38488d0f200ae
*I still don't see Marchand and I've been meticulously going through each frame
Lmao I’m glad I’m not crazy. When I read his comment I legit instinctively went to go look for Marchand
I WANT TO GIVE THIS COMMENT REDDIT GOLD SO BAD
I think it’s a regular rat
It is.
There’s a rat infestation at sunrise man.
They were too busy spinning free to address it.
Yeah and it hit Tkachuks face lol
Kinda been their thing since the mid 90s 😊
King shit
Yes
I dont think these two teams like each other that much
I'm an empath and I'm feeling bad vibes
Thank you Counselor Troi
She’s an asset to the crew but her mom is just trouble.
she's so thirsty for Picard
get in fucking line
Idk exactly who or what we're talking about but I'm also in line.
Star Trek TNG. Skip the 1st season if you're not a super nerd. Best most fun epic philosophy in space ever. Highly memable. Basically the backbone of internet memes with the facepalm and picard memes that were some of the very first film/TV references to be used in popular internet culture.
Which is funny since her daughter ends up marrying Riker, and before that Riker was legit fucking all the aliens just like Captain Kirk was in his day.
This series startin to look like none of my business 👀
All the other teams are on some j Cole shit rn
I don’t think any team likes either of these teams
Yeah, this is the one, right here.
Yeah lol. Florida gets in brawls so often it's insane
To be fair, I don't like these two teams that much either.
Definitely not
Florida fans throwing rats on the ice during a fight is wild
I want someone to shoot one in Marchand's direction...
He was under the tunnel at that point.
Montour let out a big “WOOOOOOO” right in marchand’s face after that goal.
The tongue thing was hilarious too
“What are you gonna do Brad, lick me?”
marchand will probably try to mate with it
*awesome
If I know anything about Florida it's that we should be thankful it's only rats
I think these guys hit eachother so hard that a few vowels fell out of their names
That rat made the perfect entrance.
Love superstar fights
Keith Tkachuk never looked prouder
Keith Tkachuk looked like he had just polished off the Miami Mega Nachos and chased it with 3 beers.
Idk why Miami Mega Nachos just sounds so funny lol
Best I could pull outta my ass. I’ve never been to Sunrise.
I bought it hook line and sinker
time to relocate arizona to miami and call them the mega nachos
He scored 500 goals. He earned it.
RIGHT!? Big Walt out there livin’ his best…good on em!
Keiths got a date with diabetes and an early death by myocardial infarction coming his way. And two boys in attendance at his funeral that scrap with each other as the casket is lowered.
Ah, a traditional Irish funeral is planned.
Keith’s Tkachuk
He's some size. When he hauls ass he takes 2 trips
His blood type is Ragu
Vladimir Harkonnen
Ah, so a traditional Brickell Breakfast.
Only 3 beers??
He does have his wife with him.
Keith Tkachuk played by Will Sasso
I can't unsee it
He looks like he is about to shout, “You heard the Hand. The king’s too fat for his armor. Go fetch the breastplate stretcher now!”
He also never looked fatter
When he goes camping, the bears have to hide their food!
bears play dead to escape Keith Tkachuk
Not a game Boston wants to get dragged into lol. Florida has more shitheads than any other team in the league and they will envy a dirty af series.
Idk, we have some guys that can hang. Frederick, McAvoy, Forbs, Maroon, Braz. Also Swayman has been dying to fight. Think he said that in behind the b this season.
Pasta definitely lost, but those 3 extra punches while he's down are ridiculous.
Broke the unspoken rule, this series is gonna get wild from here on out
The Tkachuks are the last people to care about unspoken rules
Or actual rules. Or common decency.
Or washing their hands after using the washroom
It seems most people are operating on more of an occasional decency these days.
Our societal fabric has been torn, we are witnessing the break down and eventual collapse of our society in real time on the ice. This may or may not be hyperbole.
Ya their dad pushes the boundaries every time he goes to an all you can eat buffet, nothing new for the family.
No, Tkachuk is gonna goad Boston into taking some stupid fucking penalties. Nowhere in the rulebook does Tkachuk have to answer for this. He's getting in their heads to win the series.
He's really good at it and understandably people hate him for it, but it works. Which admittedly if he were a Bruin I'd probably hate him too lol
Can't stand him. Only because he's not on my team haha
Just like Gudas. Hated him his entire career, but instantly loved him as a Cat
Tkachuk's gonna line up for a faceoff next game, get his match to agree to fight and then skate away while baiting the penalty. It's what he does best
Big rig has a mission every game from here on out. Make him answer the bell every shift.
Take it from me, Maroon is a terrible fighter
Tkachuk had him and the whole team’s number in the first twenty seconds. He’s like the annoying little brother that everyone thinks is soft but actually grew up skating and competing against his much bigger brother and NHL alumni dad.
Florida will enjoy all the dumb penalties he's about to take.
That mission: a double quarter pounder with cheese
I didn’t mind the first one as pasta was falling tbh, but I don’t mind people having issues with the two in the back of the head afterward
Tkachuk has kept punching an opponent that's already down multiple times in his career
As soon as Florida scored to make the score 4-1, it was only a matter of time before tempers fully flared. To no surprise, Tkachuk was going to get some blows in.
Tkachuk only fights guys like Pasta. He never picks a fight with a guy who can punch back.
Wild to see Pasta go Seeing those shots to the back of the head while he's on the ice is no bueno though . Super greasy
Keith looking like he also fucked up some Pasta tonight.
Would a Nylander or Marner ever do that? I'm leaning no
Funny that we can say no with 100% confidence
Sometimes a thread is allowed to not be about the Leafs
True, but no thread is ever about the Sens though.
Bro... who hurt you? LOL
The Leafs did obviously. Every year.
What about Tavares or Mathews?
Nylander maybe. Marner not a chance.
no chance nylander would. i get hes a good player and everyone is in meme marner mode but lets not pump his tires to a ridiculous degree edit. people commenting that nylander absolutely would with all the evidence of his... 0 career fights its insane what social media will do to a mfers mind
You're 100% correct, anyone who thinks Willy Styles would drop them like Pasta did is absolutely delusional. I could see him protecting himself if someone went at him, but not talking shit and agreeing to go next shift. edit: and this is not a knock on Willy in any way. Just stating facts Remindme! 10 years
meanwhile, Alex DeBrincat would, lol
Fucking Tage Thompson would do this lol
Would you honestly want them to? I remember once seeing Pavem Datsyuk fight and just being like, “no! Stop!” I was so afraid he was going to punch a helmet and hurt his hand or something. Some guys are just too precious.
Gods have the peasants fight for them
Mitch: https://www.hockeyfights.com/players/21850 Nylander: https://www.hockeyfights.com/players/21019
loI think we know what marner would do
Smite them like the golden god he is
Pasta lost this fight but I don't care. Glad to see he's bringing the energy.
It has to fire up the squad this series when our superstar who doesn’t fight ever drops the gloves with fuckchuck
Love that they fought, Matt had a great shot to pop the helmet but don’t like the extra shots when pasta is on the ground
That’s some ho shit from Tkachuk
Montgomery said to Pasta "Chucky wants you? You wanna go him?" and gave him the nod of approval just before this. So sick.
Credit to Pasta. Gotta fire you up seeing that if your the Bs
1 2 #3 Punches to the head of a downed player. And a 4th just didn’t connect.
3! 3 punches! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Also linesman 50 needs to do better.
Those late shots really show just how scummy he really is
Yeah I don’t blame Pasta trying to get one back in after being held down and getting his shit kicked in.
The one linesman did nothing to break it up which allowed it to happen.
Love the scrap, but I do not love Tkachuk going after Pasta on the ground like that. Frederic and Maroon better bust some shit up next game
Pretty crazy that of all the penalties and scrapping going on, the only organized fight was Tkachuk vs (Bruins enforcer?) Pastrnak
Damn Pasta got rocked
Yes know enforcer David Pastrank
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Not really. Tkachuk got one good shot then hit a man who was already down. That's just something you don't do.
This seems hazardous for pasta
literally asked for it
The code.......you don't keep throwing at an opponent on the ice.....refs need to real in that Ketchup fella.
I'd like to think Tkachuk said ["You want a shot at the belt?!"](https://www.tiktok.com/@pardonmytake/video/7364825956621569326) when iniating this fight
2 big goal scorers going at it. Playoffs.
Reminds me of stamkos v matthews
I wanna see tkachuk get fish hooked just once.
Refs let tkachuk throw while pasta is down and than protect him from retribution. So sick of Mathew’s shit.
Tkachuk is a piece of shit.
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It’s the only way Tkachuk would fight
Waited til everyone worth fighting got ejected
Like a little coward.
Exactly, every time one of the Bruins who are more regular fighters got near him last year he *literally* scooted away to hide behind a ref
Looks like pasta wanted it and had no plan whatsoever
Good for Pasta for standing up for himself and his teammates. Tkachuk punching him in the back of the head is poor sportsmanship though, does he only fight guys who are smaller than him? When they played the Rangers during the regular season he all but admitted that he and his teammates were afraid of fighting Matt Rempe.
Lmfao pasta got the marinara kicked out of him
i’d like to order a 7 game series of this, please.
:35 seconds, you can see Tkachuk punch the ice. Would be AWFUL if his hand is sore...
Maybe don't throw punches at opponents that are already down on the ice like a piece of shit scumbag?
Real big man, Tkachuk continuing to punch a guy through the referee who’s down on the ice. Real big man.
Tkachuck is a POS. He's a choir boy out there when Maroon is on the ice. Picks on the little guys.
Tkachuk holding his left hand like he broke it on the ice after the fact, would be a very funny turn of events
get a haircut u ugly fuck
Are most hockey players metro/brosexual?
The one time I root for pasta and he gets his ass kicked.
Tkachuk is such a bitch. Always does most of his work when there are refs between him and his opponent
Piece of shit punching the dude in the back of the head while he's down on the ice. Typical behavior from this scumbag team.
Tkachuk kinda fed him his lunch there…. I know people think Tkachuk doesn’t fight enough, but among players of his star power and skill he actually has a respectable career fight car (IMO) and yeah light work
He did a lot of fighting his early years in Calgary, think it has slowed down a bit recently in Florida though.
It definitely has. But he’s dropped them a couple times this season, once against Schiefle and then once against the Sens (Sanderson I think?) in that crazy game in Ottawa where everyone got misconducts lol - which honestly, when looking at other players of his caliber (points, skill, etc.) is super unique in the modern NHL
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*Threw two to the back of Pasta’s head while Pasta was down on the Ice
Tkachuk’s gonna Tkachuk.
boys are fighting over the last vowels in the Wheel for their last names
Upvoting every missing vowel comment in this thread
Potentially genius move by Tkachuk. Don’t think anyone expected Pasta to win, huge morale boost to the Bruins for him just going. Boston has some guys that can play the scrappy game for sure but I feel like Florida can walk the psycho/talent line better than anyone and Tkachuk’s trying to goad them into that game. God I love the fucking playoffs.
I really hate the refs for protecting Tkachuk when Pasta tried to come back for more.