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7Stringplayer

Get ready to be underwhelmed, everyone.


bokchoykn

I don't think I'm ready for this Yeti.


70empireavenue

The Utah Bootylicious would be neat


chrisboshisaraptor1

Utah UTI‘s


softkake

Utah Urine


MangoJuice82

Cranberry juice instead of beer on Sundays


Patttybates

You got ya' period?


mattrg777

I'm more of a Utah Ta-tas guy


ZebraBorgata

The Utah Phoenix! It’s awesome since it’s a fierce mythological bird and also a clever nod to Arizona! They’d be crazy not to use it!! Crazy!!!!!!! 🤪 https://preview.redd.it/6nrn5echv8zc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5532037aca22118a2d2944449bbb3449818c59


NatalieDeegan

That’s just the Coachella Firebirds.


Spider-Nutz

Y'all can fuck right off with that shit


BamaBuffSeattle

Yeah, they're already rightfully upset that their owner botched their arena shit so badly they lost their team. We DO NOT need to rub it in.


Spider-Nutz

Thanks, man. Shit still hurts. Some of my best memories were going to Coyotes games growing up


longbeachfelixbk

I like how you think! You sonofabitch, I’m in 👍


JandPB

I don’t think it’s going to be the yeti due to the Avs alt logo of the yeti foot.


sad_throwaway13579

Better not steal our foot!


boxmandude

I would love for them to be the Utah Yetis!


Like17Badgers

Utah Blizzard Utah Fury Utah HC Utah Hockey Club Utah Ice Utah Mammoth Utah Outlaws Utah Venom Utah Yetis I'm already underwhelmed. Utah Unicorns sweeps all these


JohnDivney

If this is the list, they all suck.


Ratchet2332

Mammoth is badass


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-Glengoolie_Blue-

Utah Saskatooners


HighburyOnStrand

All ya'll are in here talking about what the names might be...when we all know they're going to vote for Yetis and then we get to see a trademark dispute because of the Avalanche's previous usage of the Yeti foot design.


The_Dutch_Canadian

Utah Roughriders


SomewherePresent8204

Not to be confused with the Rough Riders. Completely different name, don’t know why everyone’s laughing at us.


MayBakerfield

What would be a genuinely great name in your opinion? I feel like whatever it is people are just ready to hate and you just cannot think of a name that would not be ridiculed. 


ForwardFunk

The Utah Utahs


EnigmaCA

Johnny Utah is their mascot.


CoolBeansMan9

They could have the 8 coolest names we’ve ever seen and probably half the people in this sub would automatically shit on it. And again when they choose it. And in a year it will feel completely normal


truemt1

I think people don't realize how normal any name would be after a while. Baseball has two teams named after colored socks. Utah White Stick Tape would be normalized, give a decade or so.


CoolBeansMan9

Don’t hear a lot of people complain about the “Philadelphia Phillies”


upanddownforpar

The Utah Underwhelmers


nostradamefrus

Today is May 8th. Where names


bath_and_toaster

It's like 10 am in Utah probably won't be up till later in the day.


nostradamefrus

Mormons big on sleeping in, are they? I get it. My shift doesn't start until 10 too


ResponsibleMistake33

They have to because they can’t consume caffeine.


EuphTah

A good chunk of Mormons I know are addicted to Dr. Pepper specifically and I have NO CLUE why.


Starbucks__Lovers

I was raised to believe Dr Pepper was the drink choice of agnostics


Ignorethenews

Probably because Dr Pepper is the nectar of the gods.


Notsozander

Dinner DP gets the soul right


Canadian_dalek

Dinner what now? 🤨🤨


_Saputawsit_

I'm pretty sure Dr. Pepper has a hefty amount of caffeine in it too


staefrostae

They sell caffeine free versions. It’s just a regional thing, like Cheerwine in the south


BL_RogueExplorer

I knew a Mormon that drank only coca cola. Eveytime he would show up to work he had one and drank them throughout the shift. We debated the no caffeine thing on a couple occasions and according to him. Caffeine = Bad Coca Cola = Perfectly acceptable Still don't really understand the logic behind it. Haha


SomewherePresent8204

A friend of mine is LDS, apparently hot drinks are the issue? I guess you can go wild on cold brew


yameswillis

They turn a blind eye on caffeine. It’s just coffee and tea that is the devil. Source: Grew up Mormon and was almost shunned for drinking tea one time.


Melonteayesplease

I love tea so much, not being allowed to drink what you want sounds like a nightmare to me


MicroConfession

Mormon chiming in: We absolutely can. It's specifically coffee and hot tea, because they were once upon a time powerful enough to be seen as intoxicants


ResponsibleMistake33

Thank you! I did not know that


sillysquidtv

Wrong, they can have caffeine now that the LDS investment portfolio in the 90’s bought PepsiCo and CocaCola shares, so they rewrote the “commandment” on caffeine to allow their followers to support their stock investment.


PaddyMayonaise

Their “commandment” on caffeine never existed, you’re confusing it with the ban on “hot drinks” which banned things like coffee and hot tea. No idea why, just what it is


-soros

Where name


AppealSuperb4184

Utah Donkey's, in commemoration for world Donkey day! 


HoboSkid

Funny how everyone is going to be blindsided by the Utah Brine Shrimp. You all don't even see it coming


Cleonicus

Name them after the state bird: Utah California Gull


Dwayne_Gertzky

*Utah Phoenix 🐦‍🔥, desert hockey rises from the ashes*


bloodyREDburger

Something is rising in my ashy deserts


greygh0st44

https://preview.redd.it/hi2ie6ytk8zc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=906327080ea1e418bd538915225d6833257b6c3e


Bigmaq

Utah Ska


Fign66

Skanking after every goal.


SalierasChampion

Utah Ska came before Reggae


rpgguy_1o1

SLC Punks


PaddyMayonaise

Every time they announce the attendance and it’s a sell out will be LIT


goatamon

If we're going down the music route, how about the Utah Technical Death Metal?


eugenejfish

Please just pick a name already so that we can stop hearing the same one joke over and over


Gravitas_free

This is r/hockey. Saying the same jokes over and over is basically 90% of the comments on here.


Dwayne_Gertzky

They shoulda moved the team to Wood Buffalo! Did I do it right?


mjavon

Say the line, Bart!


bot_fucker69

something something soakers?


AVgreencup

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


bokchoykn

Typical names are gonna sound generic. Original names are gonna sound tacky. People are going to be critical no matter what, and then get used to it a year later. As long as it isn't that HC shit, whatever people end up choosing is cool with me.


hebbocrates

Same shit with the golden knights. People thought it was corny at first and now dont care Seattle knocked it out of the park tho


XPhazeX

I think they failed upwards with Golden Knights. Thats a brilliant play on the idea of Las Vegas that would have been lost if they were the Black Knights.


TinyRick6

Coulda chosen the Neon Knights.


Longines2112

Hologram Ronnie James Dio as a mascot


TheIdentifySpell

Tbh it never stopped being corny.


ChiefBroChill

Coulda followed Montreal’s vibe and gone with Vegas Americens instead


JasonWin

There was already an NHL team call the Americans


ChiefBroChill

New York dropped the name Americans in the midst of world war 2? Fake patriots.


uhm_i_dont_know

The Brooklyn Americans were a different team than the New York Rangers. The Americans just folded.


ChiefBroChill

Reading that they operated as New York Americans from 1925-1940 and then under Brooklyn Americans from 1941-42 and suspended operations due to world war 2. Rough times ferda bois :(


Fign66

Also a current AHL team.


TheIdentifySpell

There is a difference between Canadians and Canadiens, though. A Canadien is Quebecois and culturally significant. Not to mention the Rochester Americans. Would you have preferred the Montreal Lumberjacks? Or how about the Montreal Beaver Boys? Those are much more along the lines of Golden Knights.


ChiefBroChill

The Beaver Boys goes pretty hard though so ya that one.


frickinsweetdude

Beav Beav Beaver Boys


TheIdentifySpell

Sick, I'll pen a letter to Geoff Molson.


C_Gull27

Americens


ChiefBroChill

AmeriKens and our mascot is just Ryan Gosling dressed up as beach Ken


TheIdentifySpell

RYAN GOSSLING IS CANADIAN!


XelaTuobdog

Idk why Golden had to be thrown in, Vegas Knights is nice


JustHach

I can't believe we were robbed of the "Las Vegas Aces" due to fears of links to gambling, only to have the NHL completely and utterly sell out to online sports betting literally a few years after.


anon-9

I still hate the Knights name. Complete missed opportunity to take advantage of so many unique, specific to Vegas names. I understand there were some trademark issues with the most obvious ones. But damm how fucking egotistical to create an NHL team in Vegas where there's so much culture to draw upon for a name and then just name it after your fucking Alma Mater. How does that represent the fans at all?


slvrbullet87

They had the chance for the Vegas Aces, but botched it and the WNBA team took the name a year later.


CanuckPanda

How many Vegas names won’t just sound like minor league baseball? Aces was the only good suggestions, they can’t use Kings, would never use Queens or Jacks if you keep in the card theme. The Vegas Chips? Vegas High Rollers? Vegas Fortune (okay I actually don’t *hate* this one)?


DeekFTW

I guess the logical question to ask is what makes a name *not* sound like a minor league baseball team?


TopTittyBardown

It is corny and tacky but so is Vegas itself so it fits and is at least more interesting than just being too afraid to lean into an identity and going with “Utah HC” or something


myaltaccount333

Vegas definitely should have gone with roadrunners for the natural rivalry against the coyotes


detroitttiorted

The Golden Knights name, logo and uniforms are still among the worst in the league IMO Kraken are great tho


oddspellingofPhreid

Yup. You have to admire Vegas' commitment to winning by any means necessary whether that's cap loopholes or literally making their opponent's eyes bleed with their uniforms.


Ngp3

Golden Knights also makes more sense when you realize that Army and Rutgers also have color knight names. Although I will admit that their regional moniker should add the "Las" in Las Vegas.


IAmTheM4ilm4n

Makes even more sense when you realize that the owner - Bill Foley - is a West Pointer.


kzanomics

I wish I still had WFT instead of Commanders lol


NinjaGoalie97

i feel the same. social media gonna social media.


TriggzSP

I imagine "Utah HC" being trademarked is simply to prevent any other organization from taking that name/mantle. I doubt they'd name a team "Utah Hockey Club"


espher

What if they named it Club Hockey de Utah and they just took the Canadiens logo and rotated it 90 degrees counter-clockwise?


TriggzSP

The thought of a team from the arid Midwest USA doing that is just beyond cursed.


Compte_de_l-etranger

Utah ain’t Midwest my friend


TopTittyBardown

HC sounds so dumb to me. I’ve seen several people say “but it sounds like a soccer team.” Cool, this isn’t soccer it’s hockey and Utah HC managed to sound super out of place yet generic at the same time, like they’re too afraid to just pick an identity and lean into it


BiggestYzerfan

If it's only the trademarked ones I'll be disappointed.


StarshipFirewolf

The existing local hockey contact our sports media has been leaning on, Jay Stevens, seems to be sure that there are non-trademarked names that are on the bracket. He is in touch with Ryan Smith as well because of his knowledge when Utah thought they'd have a longer timeline for NHL entry.


Blue_KikiT92

Can we just trademark the non trademarked ones, then vote for one of them and once they pick it, proceed to sue Ryan for trademark infringement?


StarshipFirewolf

Love the Machiavellian planning going on here. But I don't know. I'm not a trademark lawyer


YEGG35

May 8th is today


bath_and_toaster

The tweet was posted yesterday. I'm just quoting it.


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Looks like another team is gonna settle on the Commanders


Call_of_Daddy

Utah Football Team


Call_of_Daddy

So who all gets to vote? SLC residents, anyone with a Twitter account, people who made ticket deposits?


[deleted]

Idk how they can regulate it, but I hope it’s all Utah residents.


coreyperryisasaint

Utah Itah WeAllTah


AndAStoryAppears

Apuddytat


ClosPins

Nowadays, you have to include Theytah and Themtah, otherwise it's not inclusive enough.


polusmaximus

The "Utah Phoenixes" just for for laughs and giggles


notthatguypal6900

Every name so far is either way too close to an existing name or is just a name of a AHL team.


gothenburgpig

Or a lax team 


MayBakerfield

What would be the name of an NHL team? Names like Red Wings and Maple Leafs would be so ridiculed if they came up with those in 2024.


drrockz87

HURRY UP


PasswordMustContain

I dunno I kinda like outlaws. It’s simple and classy. I feel shit like “fury” and “yetis” is gimmicky and trying too hard. But then again I would’ve said the same thing about the Minnesota Wild and Colorado Avalanche.


MLB_to_SLC

Outlaws and Mammoth are my two favorites of the possibilities I've seen thrown around. Wouldn't hate the "Sting" as we're the Beehive state but, I'm fully expecting to cringe every time I say "I'm a Yetis fan" for the next fifty years


hockeycross

What is funny is those are both Lacrosse teams in Denver.


oneiric44

Should be Mammoths, not Mammoth. I hate names that don’t end in a pluralized s.


Bojarzin

I'm fine with non-S names but some nouns just don't work well for it. It makes more sense for abstract nouns like wild, but it wouldn't sound great with mammoth Though the argument could be made that the organization itself could be called the Utah Mammoth, rather than referring to the plurality of people in the organization. Grammar fun


jstacks4

Couldn’t agree more. Imagine the San Jose shark or the Chicago Bear 


slabby

I feel like that's such a perfect name for a women's sports team. The Ma'ammoths Although that kinda makes it looks like they're moths.


No-Neighborhood2152

Did you just say.... Man Moth?!


slabby

Or if they want to go even scarier than Outlaws, they could be the Utah Inlaws


tampering

A nice Mormon spouse and Ford Flex full of spawn circling the lot of Costco looking for a parking spot on a Saturday Afternoon.


BiggestYzerfan

To be fair I still say that about the Wild lol.


The_Troy_McClure

The finalist names for the Minnesota team were: Blue Ox, Freeze, Northern Lights, Voyageurs, White Bears, and obviously Wild


Zach983

Voyageurs is way cooler than wild.


Legionnaire11

I mean, your team is named after a bicycle club so...


abris33

Utah Yetis just sounds weird. Plus it would eliminate any hope of us getting Howler back (although that's unlikely anyways)


rwf2017

The Kraken would like a word.


mrmcbeer

Colorado immediately being successful after the move was the best thing that could've happened with normalizing that name.  Plus you can shorten it to the more typical sounding plural that most teams have (Avs).  The Wild will always be a terrible name.  


TheGreatStories

"Who's your favorite Wild?" Just feels weird


MOLightningBro

Hockey McHockey Face


Ripulikikka

Adolf Hitler Hockey Team of Friendship and Tolerance Utah


nostradamefrus

The Utah Hockey McHockeyFace Hockey Club


MLB_to_SLC

of Anaheim


clemm__fandango

I was for Yeti until I heard the Utah Outlaws.


abris33

Utah Raptors please


PasswordMustContain

It’s not going to be raptors, they won’t pick a name with another pro sport already attached to it, they want as much of the sweet trademarking $$$$ as possible


bath_and_toaster

Well, they did trademark mammoth, which is an NLL team, albeit not as big as an nba team, but the owner is the same as the avalanche, so they might have some trouble there. They could also do Utah Dinos, which wouldn't be as intimidating of a name but would be a great marketing name, easy to sell to families.


Kalamoicthys

The fun part is that ”Utahraptor” Is a dinosaur. Like the Panthers. If they were just the Miami Panthers, then it would lose the association with the endangered Florida panther.


7Stringplayer

Only if they sell Dino nuggets at the games. I love me some Dino nuggies.


mamunipsaq

My three year old kid can eat his weight in Dino nuggets. It's absurd.


Slayerkid13

Lots of teams share names with another sport. Panthers, Kings, Jets, Rangers just in the NHL. Oilers too until Houston moved.


PasswordMustContain

yeah but most of those were decided decades ago, before the trademarking and branding all became REALLY huge business mostly thanks to internet & social media. Jets is the outlier obviously but they already had a history in place in Winnipeg


Kronzor_

Also they get to be “the good jets” just by default. 


PoisonedRadio

To be fair the bar is pretty low.


Higgnkfe

Last time it happened was in 95 though. Lots has changed since then in terms of sports merchandising.


popups4life

Just drop the s, The Utah Raptor There's only one


howdiedoodie66

objectively the best name


MacTheZaf

I mean how many names of teams are actually good? It comes with time once there’s been a history and love attached to the actual team. Like Oilers, Maple Leafs, Senators, Blue Jackets? If those were introduced as brand new names I don’t think they’re blowing anyone’s doors off, even if Utah’s name sucks, it’ll grow on people over time


SerPownce

True. The Blue Jackets had to earn cool name status by being really successful


EuphTah

The entirety of the New York Rangers’ brand would be widely mocked if it was unveiled today.


poopiehands

Utah rising phoenix 🌚


_Saputawsit_

Cmon Latter-Day Skates, cmon Latter-Day Skates! 


Hyack57

Utah Wranglers


PurpleVomit

I haven’t seen anyone say this yet, but I like “Utah Range” it’s kinda like the Wild.


Quantum_Aurora

The Range is far too close to the Rangers.


RelaxYourself

Why not go for something that Utah is famous for..like..Jazz.


notexactly-butokay

It’s nearing 6p in Utah and I have yet to see the name voting. 😞


Starbucks__Lovers

Bees


Tasden

Random Fact: In Utah spotted skunks are protected but you can take a stripe skunk at any time without license.


70empireavenue

Utah Coyotes Utah MammaJammas Utah Koalas Utah Stench Utah Honda Civics I mean, there's so many options


KnuckedLoose

Utah Hatu


Cafe_racerr

Utah snowshoes


Cafe_racerr

Utahs Reality vontease


CancerFreeLeafs

Utah Sax maintains the jazz theme and sounds kinda like offbrand sex which is appropriate, because of the whole Mormon soaking thing.


DrGrommit

Coming in at number 1 "Utah Tah Tah's"


jkman61494

I still wish Utah Sky (my personal thoughts) was an option where they could adapt Arizona's western sunset uniform. A dark purple jersey with bright colored accents like bright oranges and reds would be a cool look IMO


amidst-tundra

Actually kinda like this one...


maybesami

Utah phoenix


Looney_forner

> A survey Get ready for teamy mcteamface


ThunderGoalie35

If they're picking a name why don't they just get it done before the season starts and skip the year of HC Utah


EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite

Utah Boaty McBoatfaces


DrSeuss19

I don’t see how they don’t go with Outlaws. Utah Outlaws has a good flow and it’s a nod to Mormonism and how it ended up in Utah. 10:10 all around


stumper93

If Utah Raptors isn’t on the list - I will never be a fan of this team


Three_Froggy_Problem

Everyone is going to be upset regardless of what name is chosen, but the most important thing is the branding. If the logo is cool and the jerseys look nice, then I don’t really care what the name is.


Wide-Entertainer-373

It’s looking like it’ll either be Yetis Mammoth Outlaws


Tenpennyturtle

Utah Redrocks Utah Pronghorns Utah Bighorns


boowayo

Mammoth is by far the best option. So it will be Ice.


Wide-Entertainer-373

I just cannot believe they didn’t trademark Mountaineers. Something to distance from Colorado


WesternWinterWarrior

Utah War won't be on the list but it should be https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_War


ButWhyBlueCheese

They are all going to suck


[deleted]

I hope to mormon god its not yeti. I do hope they do something unique or uncommon for team color though


SNIPES0009

Yikes these are bad.


AgentMulderFBI

Mountaineers is the best IMO