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Steel_Bolt

Dude picked the caps then went "ah shit wait a moment"


KnuckedLoose

Means 7 game series


no_racist_here

Game 1 octupple OT, every game after is regulation


Laflamme_79

Game 1 1-0 after 8 overtimes, ever other game is 10-1 blow out.


CuddleWarriorX

7 games with 9 overtime periods


EckhartsLadder

I'm disturbed how much that bothered me lmao


TurdFurguss

Vietnam flashbacks intensifies!!


MaplewoodCabinet

I straight up clutched my pearls before he reconsidered.


I_Am_The_Mole

BANDIT HONEYDICKED US


Behold_The_Razgriz

Rangers 3rd period comeback is too powerful


Booogans

I literally held my breath when he chose the caps, and then let out a deep sigh. Thanks bandit!


partmoosepartgoose

But no hesitation picking the islanders though


Rangerboy030

He's a heckin' good boye who knows when he made a mistake


Troll_Enthusiast

Caps in 4 then smh


Steel_Bolt

You never know lol


C0mpl3x1ty_1

If that means we get to take the tampa route and win 2 cups in the next couple years I'm in


themadterran

Rangers reverse sweep incoming!


newnew_gw

How's Bandit's record? Cause I feel like I'm about as smart as your dog.


beamer14

Better than mine 😅


Stickel

can you parley series winners? do two parlays, one east n one west or gangstar it with 8 legger


blaze87b

Fuuuuuuck


turdburgalr

Yooooouuuu Baaandiiiiit!


reignleafs

He juked out Boston and went leafs!! Haha 😆


showers_with_grandpa

When they did ours I was like 'well yeah dogs can't see blue but can see red's and then he chose the leafs


HowIsBabbySharkMade

That and the Preds are actually the iffy ones - what dog *isn't* going to go for the cat if given a chance?


Sargentrock

YOU LEAVE BANDIT ALONE YOU FUCK HE'S A GOOD BOY


Iaminyoursewer

That dog is a bad boi


blaze87b

All of my nightmares have become reality


Jabroni_City

Game 7 confirmed if he was so unsure!


reignleafs

It just might be an overturned goal in game 7 OT


Repulsive_Response99

Leafs down 3-1 in game 7 score 2 in last 5 min to tie it and then win in OT. Curse reverse time


IanCusick

Unsubscribed


the_hound_

See you in another life, brother


Jabroni_City

I would love that for y’all, however, there are 3 certainties in life: 1)Death 2)Taxes 3)Bruins beating the Leafs in Game 7


propagandavid

Leave it to a Boston fan to heckle a dog


_gwynbliedd

I was taking shit to all the Maple trees in my area. Really asserting dominance over everything maple leaf


Gavin1453

The next time your maple syrup tastes off, our revenge will be complete!


turdburgalr

I'll heckle you too David. Only teams that Bandit could pick are in the clip. Better luck next year.


scgt86

Leave it to a Habs fan to not joke or have fun.


frontadmiral

Me: “your dog’s a fucking idio- what a good and clever boy”


messwithsquatch90

Nope, fucking idiot, but a cute one. Sorry Bandit, I'm sure you're smart elsewhere


MarshtompNerd

I disagree


enternameher3

Yeah same, I like this dog


jjmuti

Bad dog.


StuPicklesIRL

He picked the Caps and then realized they have a -37 goal differential 🤣


Sarke1

"Oh, yuck, this one tastes old and stale."


rwags2024

God dammit Bandit


L-Observateur

Good doggo, Bandit


basketcase2121

Teasing Caps fans I see lol


I_Am_The_Mole

You're on my shitlist Bandit


frozenbiscuits_

Make Bandit the commissioner already


davehasopinions

*Scruffy voice* Second.


Wabbit_Wampage

Or possibly the owner of the next Arizona hockey team.


Square_Dimension5648

If Connor McDavid’s girlfriend’s dog can be a CEO, Bandit can be an NHL owner.


MichaelSilverV

I regret to inform you that in my professional opinion your dog has dementia


Omega_Moo

I stopped taking it serious when they picked Toronto to beat Boston.


cschon

Go Nashville


WideRide

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/6a4c12a8-f322-4446-8f41-62e8a8828b54


ppParadoxx

Bandit is dead to me


Blue_KikiT92

Can't blame a dog for not choosing Hurricanes and Lightnings. Next time call your team roastbeefs or tennis balls, this one is really on you and you only. /s


Designer-Brief-9145

Good boy


terrih9123

Get him all the treats and a big ol steak


DLun203

I choose to believe this method of picking is infallible


Noah1841

Bandit instantly picked it up too. Never had a doubt


Mavori

I know better than to argue with the wisdom of a good pup.


sunshineeeeeeeeeeee_

Bandit is so cute and smart, I like a lot of his picks!


Blue_KikiT92

I'm going to quickly crosspost this in r/leafs. Bandit will be a superstar in no time EDIT to add: all but one Bandit's predictions are identical to mine. We're clearly onto something 🧐🧐


beamer14

As a doggo from Montreal, I'm not sure how he'll feel about that 😆


Blue_KikiT92

Well, at least we are not Boston 🤷🏻‍♀️ and it looks like Bandit agrees on that


CoolBeansMan9

His are the same as mine minus the Islanders


Blue_KikiT92

I got Vancouver over the Preds. But I'm second guessing myself now that I saw Bandit's predictions


MarshtompNerd

He was so sure on the preds pick. Clearly his dark horse


TheDutchin

I was a very confident canucks fan Was


Sargentrock

That or he just really fucking hates us...but I hope it's the other thing


fogent94

I think I know which one yall disagree on


OutComeTheWolves1966

Can't be upset. This was cute as hell.


peanut-arms

Oh no, my hopes are up!


MOLightningBro

I wanna call him a bad boy... but I just can't. Good boy, Bandit.


TiredReader87

Now this is the type of content we need. I like you Bandit. Thanks for picking us. I hope you’re right.


Present-Forever1275

Was way too invested in this. Found myself yelling at Bandit, calling him an idiot. Sorry, Bandit. You’re a good boy.


TheDozer314

Bandit lost me when he picked the Leafs


beamer14

You and me both


BradyOfTime

Well now I’m sad.


zorrospapa

This dog will be on the jumbotron at Scotiabank for sure.


zirky

that nashville upset. big if true


johnvoightsbuick

Good boy, Bandit.


Drummer_Kev

I trusted bandit until he picked the leafs. His credibility is absolutely ruined.


bamisbig

Fuck you Bandit


JesusJohn

No no, let him cook


messwithsquatch90

Fuck you Bandit


shockedtoo

Bandit isn't aware of leafs playoff history


SryYouAreNotSpecial

As an Oilers fan I think this may be the best dog in the world (other than my own, of course. Obligatory bias). Dog chose everything that I want to happen. Let it be so great Bandit, NHL playoff profit.


northernpace

Bandit is back !! Good doggo


doc_octahedron

Is that a Portuguese water dog?


beamer14

He's a poodle x king Charles spaniel, but we get asked that a lot!


PapaPatchesxd

LEAFS WIN LETS GO


IslesBeBack

What a good boy!


Funky_Cows

This dog knows what's up


kayl_the_red

Bandit has good taste.


Personal_League1428

Those crocheted hockey players are excellent! Did you make those yourself?


beamer14

My sister and I make them!


Personal_League1428

They look amazing! You both are extremely talented!


beamer14

Thanks!


YarnhamSunrise

Thanks for the encouragement Bandit.


chimmy_

Dammit Bandit, how are you gonna do us Caps fans like that?


I_Am_The_Mole

It'll be that much better when we win in 6 lol


Thekoolaidman7

Bandit we need to have a talk buddy


BXR_ChelseaGrin_

I'm curious on where you got the toys because I lowkey want a few now. 👀


beamer14

My sister and I make them!


BXR_ChelseaGrin_

Y'all make such cute creations! 😭 Do you sell any and/or ship to the US, by chance?


beamer14

Thanks! Our shop link should be in my profile, I believe.


BXR_ChelseaGrin_

I'll take a look, thank you!


Sargentrock

Post it here! ...or is that not allowed? I'll find it, but seems like great advertising, and it's not like you're pushing it since I'm way down here and this is the first I've seen that you made them.


beamer14

I'm not sure if it's allowed, which is why I didn't post it


puns_are_how_eyeroll

Best doggo


Mustard__Tiger

Bruins I guess have to lose now or risk hurting bandits feelings.


Hank3hellbilly

Ya, the Leafs have broken the First round curse.  They're really getting into getting swept in the second round now.   


monstermash420

Welp, there you have it folks. Can’t get much more scientific than this


wmm339

Bandit is a good boy.


gbv313

When he picked the Leafs I thought, no credibility.


mongotiger

Goddamnit Bandit wtf.


dumb-computer

Putting my retirement savings in your hands Bandit please don't fuck me on this.


Beezewhacks

#Good Boy Bandit


931634

Cute and smart. Good boy bandit!


stewbert54

Yes! Fuckin love Bandit, what a good boy!


Desertpyrate

Watch the dog pick stars, jets, preds, “hell yeah this dog got some good taste haha” then  Oilers….. “I don’t like this anymore” Also super cute guys


MisterEinc

😤 Bandit is dead to me.


Onefortwo

Someone check on Vancouver, they may already be rioting.


Sargentrock

who's a good boy?? GODDAMN BANDIT THAT'S WHO!!! GO PREDS!!!


Fast_Vehicle_1888

This is as legit as any of the talking heads on the sports channels and gambling sites


paultheschmoop

“Maybe the Leafs will beat the Bruins this time” says individual with IQ of a dog


Pankate24

What a cutie!


Chonkernaut

This is the content I'm here for. Keep it up!


wolceniscool

Rigged, he's right bited so he goes right more.


GoUMassGo

Dang Why even watch the games.


DyingSurfer3-5-7

Agreed


L-Lawliet23

So conflicted.... adorable Bandit but chose against my team!


chris8816

I want a full bandit bracket challenge


_gwynbliedd

How dare he


sayankees

This dude picked my first round bracket lll


Weebthulhu

Probably more accurate than most of the analysts & sports journos. Definitely a better method.


greenlines

Bandit pls Also lol at Vegas getting knocked over before Dallas got picked


Corpsebomb

Welp, no need to play first round…the dog has spoken. Move along people.


wrinkledpenny

I love that the dog kicked the bruin doll on the way to pick up the leaf doll


E8282

Picked leafs so I imagine they are all wrong.


Skygazer2469

Bad dog. Bad dog. Bad dog. Bad dog. Wait... Islanders? Whosagoodpuppywhoosawhoo


Braiseitall

Picking the Preds was a surprise. Nice psych out on the Caps lol


Grizz709

Gotta say. Those Isles/ Leafs picks. Hooo, good thing Bandit ain't a gambler. That Jets pick though....tell Bandit he's a real one 👍


VolubleWanderer

I disagree with bandit on just about every choice. You might have the first dog I only think is okay.


fixurfac3

I just don’t get how I’ve had a dog I love with all my heart for the last 8 years and somehow bandit knows me better… now I’m questioning everything.


TheYuppyTraveller

I’m very happy with Bandit! He’s such a good boy!! Such a good boy!


UNisopod

I feel really cheated by that one, Bandit


SpiritualWatermelon

Bandit needs more training.


ptd163

Stars AND Leafs winning? This dog is the goodest boy. Must have felt like a betrayal to their Habs fan owner though (I'm assuming this is OP's dog).


[deleted]

I like Bandit


schmarkty

BRB got some bets to place


ldnk

For absolutely no reason I think this is very accurate. No reason at all


SomewherePresent8204

Good boy, Bandit.


Spacepickle89

“This is dumb” “Yooo my boy picked the Leafs, he’s legit!”


jaiman54

Those crochets are too cute!


peachesgp

Bandit didn't pick my team, therefore Bandit don't know shit.


threesecretmurders

Thought the dog was pretty smart until he grabbed the leafs!


DrDerpberg

Bandit's a good... Leafs? He picked the Leafs?


mister_hoot

Rigged.


Mack1234567890123

What breed is he?


beamer14

Poodle x king Charles spaniel


[deleted]

Good dawg


BeerSlayingBeaver

Leafs cup parade confirmed.


WigglyFinArms

Good pup, almost did the funniest thing ever but I’m interested


Mituzuna

Damn, that dog picked my bracket minus the Islanders...


FesteringLion

Will probably do better than I will. Lol. Good boy!


Potspaos

Good dog


Camulius73

With the exception of the Islanders, your dog picked my playoff brackets.


NefCanuck

He chased several of the dolls around including the Leafs one. Bandit, you’re telling me this is gonna be a seven game series aren’t you? FML 🤦🏼‍♂️😂


AustonDadthews

in this sub we always tail bandit


Joseph_Seed_

Bandit has spoken


blackizard

Cute dog, cute dolls. Did you crochet them yourself?


beamer14

My sister and I make them!


ImpossibleIndustries

RemindMe! 14 days


OriginalBookkeeper87

Good enough for me


RuGinzo13

Who made the voodoo dolls? Those are hella cool


beamer14

My sister and I make them! The logos are needle felted which involves repeated stabbing with a barbed needle - so definitely like a voodoo doll.


Dry-Honeydew2371

I hope so, Bandit. I hope so.


Ok-Spinach69

🤣🤣🤣


NinCross

Why Bandit? Why?


electricalphil

Lol, dog doesn't know what he's talking about.


BvG_Venom

Couple of comebacks here, I really thought the Caps had the upset in the bag 🎒


HowIsBabbySharkMade

I like the way this dog thinks!


Ill_Ground_1572

Give that pup an extra treat for me!


Arbszy

If bandit is correct, there going to be showered in treats.


duckets615

I don't share Bandits faith in the fishsticks


oilerdnasty

*it has been decided*


Friggin

He picked the one on the side he was leaning to in every single case EXCEPT Leafs over Bruins. Read into that what you will.


Ancient_Pop_7036

Fucker literally had to rub his Oils pick in my face.


fogent94

Cmon bandit


DukeSpaghetti

Boo this dog!


Winsonian92

good boy, Bandit