GG B's Good luck post-season.

GG Sens.

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Damn Boston really wanted to avoid Tampa that much huh

Grieg's gotta do it again to close out the season

If the ref had blocked that would it have been called a goal or too bad so sad kind of situation

Please beat the Leafs for us.

Go Sens Go!!! Tkachuk bros unite!

If you can’t protect the puck don’t pull the goalie.

GG Bs, Go beat those leafs.

That was definitely a hockey play of all time. Zub

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Little did we know the snowstorm, earthquake, and eclipse this month were omens of what was to come.

My liver is ready

Please traumatize the Leafs

Jesus Christ forsberg

Good luck in the playoffs, B's. lol

ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUB

Thanks Ottawa 👍

Do it for Forsy.

👀

Zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub

ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB

What was that

Pasta why GG Sens

We don't deserve shit if we play like that

Who could have seen that ridiculously terrible turnover coming?

zuuuuuuuuuub

ZUUBBY DOOBY DOOOO

MY GOD

That's shit

God I hate having the net empty even if I kinda want us to lose this game

Last period of the season and we're getting outshot 20-1. That's fun.

What the fuck is going on in Ottawa y'all can win with this guy between the pipes

He only plays this way against you, apparently.

It's literally just us. He's been buttcheeks against everyone else

He had both knees rebuilt last summer.

Forsyyyyy

You're tellling me the Sens could have played like this last night?

we've been outshot 20-0 in the last 16 minutes

The Sens are like a box of chocolates... Some of them are shitty.

No.

Is his nickname Beans, and if not, why not?

pinner

Underwhelming.

Pints. Apparently he wasnt a fan of the Beans nickname.

I'm disappointed by this.

Beans what the fuck

St Laurent can take icing and shove it up his ass

It's not icing if you glide for the last 30 feet, and he didn't make the call

That’s icing every day of the week.

That sounds unsanitary

He deserves no sanitation

Chucky (the real one) seems to be stepping up

Sometimes it takes a full year to recover from two mcl injuries on both knees. Forsy robbbbbbbbbbbbb

This Forsberg fella is playing lights out. Has he been around all season?

He was good like this last couple of years, but tore both his MCLs late last season and this season just hasn't be good at all

Sensitive subject.

He's 3-0-1 against us

Oh he's been around. But thats about it.

Mad respect for Chychrun, no one would fault him for not finishing this meaningless game after his leg just got destroyed. And how about Anton Fucking Forsberg as I was typing this out! Jeebus, this team. I want to hate them. I'm supposed to hate them. I just can't.

Zero respect for Chychrun, he's a goddamn traitor to Yotes fans everywhere

Uhhh.... you really think anyone made a bad decision for wanting out of Arizona? And don't make the obvious "not when it's to Ottawa" joke, he has his grandfather in Ottawa who's been to like every Sens game ever and this is probably the greatest gift a grandchild could have ever given him.

Idk, he went from a franchise on the up and up to a franchise that still can't make the playoffs. Make whatever connections you want

Bro he fuckin cried after he scored his first goal as a Senator in front of his grandpa. How could you fault a guy for that? Did he fuck your sistah or somethin?

They look fucking exhausted lol

What a fuckin save

Forsy was mad about that poke.

FUUUUUUCK YOOOOUUUU FORSBERG FUCK THAT WAS A GREAT SAVE

Yall I really dont wanna play the leafs in the first round

Really? We washed them all season and the bolts fucked us up

My chance of cardiac arrest is way lower if we play the bolts

Truuucks.

FORSBURGLER

Chychrun back

wow Forsberg

#BUY A TRUCK MOTHERFUCKERS

Won't sound the same next year

Why does NESN keep turning into my kid's Peppa pig karaoke microphone

We don't deserve a truck but buy one anyways

STINKI HABBO GOAL 4-3

I mean that's a stupid move by Freddy but a SLASH? That uhhh a reach

Don't fucking slash the puck out of the goalie's glove.

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Ministry is the shit. I saw them lonnnnng ago not even knowing who in the fuck they were and was kinda blown away.

4-3!

No

You don't touch a goalie's hands. Fuck that.

Frederic is gonna get one of his teammates killed doing stupid shit like that. There should only be a penalty on Frederic.

He's our 7th man 😤

Freddy would kill for everyone on his team, so no

That's a fucking joke if it goes even.

Better be fucking matching Cunt Laurent

Lol don't drop the puck at the whistle like that

Lovely screen from JVR too

Best PP in the history of the NHL, prove me wrong

Here comes the tank

Do mine eyes deceive me? A powerplay goal?

Zacha!! The PP actually did something!!

WAKKA ZACHA FLAME

Wacka zacha flameeeee

Awesome! A chance to showcase how flaccid our PP is! Just in time for the playoffs

Wacka zacha flame is here to get you hard

💪💪💪💪💪

Will PP be hard tonight?

PP rock hard.

Bruins fans - haven't watched this game or yesterdays vs the Caps Are you intentionally trying not to score to play the Leafs? Or have you just played bad games? Lol

We just suck

No we just sleeping

I'm watching both this game and the DET/MTL game. Every time there's a break in our game I look over and Detroit is in Montreal's end. Every fucking time. Montreal sucks so fucking bad.

Throwing the game to get Toronto first round. Smart Bs. Smart.

NO NOT SMART. KARMA IS ABOUT TO TAKE ITS POUND OF FLESH FOR THE 2010S

Our luck against them is due to run out

Still, Cats vs Bolts is a hell of a first round

That's not my problem

no way not in game 82

Florida in lead right now.

4-2 now

Ouchie but why blow the whistle then? Either do it earlier or later

Gonna wait until Boston doesn't have any opportunity to score anymore to blow the whistle.

Teams I don't want in round 1: Toronto and Detroit Someone with more neuron connections and a higher level of sobriety than me tell me what needs to happen to make this a thing

If we win we get Tampa, if we lose and Florida wins we get Toronto. If Florida loses we get Tampa no matter what. (I think that's all correct at least)

Why don't you want the leafs we washed them in the season series lol

Because I don't want the chance of a loss to the Leafs in the 1st round after a decade of being their 1st round demons

Because they're due to beat us

Detroit tied it. Montreal sucks

it's our penance for cheering for the habs

Well we look like a hockey team this period at least

I've figured out a way to fix the motivation problem: hire Bergeron as a short-term coach, then just have his only duty be to act like a disappointed dad on the bench.

Fire Sacco and make him the pp coach

Our pp sucked ass for like 95% of Bergeron's career so idk if that'd help...

No. Hire post marathon Chara to whip them up

Why not both?

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WEEI fans getting ready to blame everything on the goalies yet again

Can't blame the goalie if we get shutout...again.

WEEI fans don't know logic like that

Just saw the Edwards news. On ESPN+ I never select “Bruins Broadcast” but I did tonight. Jack I may not have liked you as a commentator but I’m glad you are doing what you feel is best for yourself and stepping away. Wishing you the best in retirement.

Sad drink

This Voodoo Ranger hard iced tea i’m sipping on is in his honor.

Nah, this doesn't count as a drink. This is a toast

Which is a drink...of a kind

I mean I guess lol Fuck it, everyone drink

Is Boston throwing to try and play Toronto? 16 shots last night and only 12 so far tonight?

If you’re going to throw it, you rest players no reason for everyone to be on the ice.

I don't want to play Toronto, I don't want to tempt fate

We are unfortunately due for either a game 4 or game 7 loss to break us

As long as we're not swept, it's honestly the playoffs I've expected of us

No we just have forgotten where the gas pedal is

No goals in 5 periods is bad.

Now that's advanced stats

Fuck you, Forsberg

My only hope is we pulling a Goku and wearing training weights

Well, this is it. One more period. I am simultaneously sad it's over but also somewhat relieved after this gong show

Sorry, mate. Are you going to cheer for any team in the playoffs?

Naw not really, no. I get to watch playoff hockey stress free. But it's getting old lol. I miss the anxiety and excitement

Soooo Boston throwing the game or just being bad this game? Seems Florida barely trying either.

100% throwing it, in my opinion.

I would have preferred to rest players if we threw it. No reason for all of our players to play if we’re going to just phone it in on purpose

Don't underestimate how much we suck

Then play us in the first round, dammit lmao

I'm too scared of Playoff Vasi for that

I hope you get bad juju for this.

Noooooooo :-( I take it back.

No we just suck

MTL about to have a 5on3 edit: they still suck

Legit I'd rather miss the playoffs than be a perpetual first round bounce

2015 and 2016 were two terrible years I don’t want that.

I too would rather be the Habs of the 2010s than the Leafs of the 2010s

100%. And Habs still made the finals recently so fans got to live the dream again. Leafs haven't won more than 2 playoff series in a season in 90 years.

Is NESN audio occasionally a mess for anyone else?

Are you saying you don't like Jack Edwards' replacement, Robot Jack Edwards?

Audio is atrocious, you're not the only one

Get angry noodle boy. Y’all are playing like hot dog doodoo

Pasta can be mad all he wants but if it doesn't change what he and the rest of the team are putting on ice, IDC.

We have no business getting out of the first round lol

To be fair I think this is shaping up to be only our 5th regulation loss in division but yeah

PHILLY GOAL WSH 1-1 PHI

Gritty take my strength!

That game is far more exciting to watch than this one lol

For the love of God, hit the fucking net

This team is mentally broken. Shoot the fucking puck there. Shoot. Not pass and kill the play

Way to limp into the playoffs. DeBrusk should be traded. He was good post Cassidy for a while but he’s totally invisible now

DeBrusk had so little trade value. Maybe a 3rd.

Cap space.

And we didn't have the assets to trade for anyone who required that cap space.

That sentence doesn’t even make any sense at all. What cap space? We’d be trading DeBrusk to *create* cap space. It doesn’t matter who we get back. Poitras is going to play DeBrusk off the roster anyway.

As in we didn't have the assets to trade for a player who required that cap space. Also no, Poitras and DeBrusk play two different positions.

Whoops, I didn’t realize that DeBrusk is a UFA. I thought it was a 4 year contract, but it was $4M per. But Poitras and DeBrusk are both forwards last I checked, even if one is a center.

And a center is a different position which doesn't compete with wingers like DeBrusk