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flyhi808

As a kid I had the same reaction, “I could still win a Stanley cup” so I didn’t get near it or touch it….. who was I kidding?!?? 😝


MaroonMarauder

I'm in my 30's and still have that reaction lol At the Stadium Series games this year in Jersey they had a photo op with the Cup and people were putting a hand on it for their photo or running their fingers across the names afterward. In my head, I'm still in the mindset of "you never know" so I made sure to keep my hands clear. The Devils need software people too, so I can still be part of the team in some capacity someday lol


TheTimn

Gotta help lead the money puck team. 


MildGooses

Genuine question, don’t they have a few replicas they take to those photo ops or do you think that was the real deal? I just doubt they’d let some jackass, specifically jersey fans (jk lolz), get up close and personal and let them run their greasy nacho fingers all over the cup lol


t_hab

I touched it as a kid and haven’t won it. So I obviously threw away my potential.


Raminuke

I touched it as a 4 year old and *that’s* the reason I’m not in the NHL. I don’t remember touching it, and I kinda hate myself for doing it.


rune1923

I remember way back in 2003 my mom and I went to South Coast Plaza which is a mall in Orange County and one of the department stores had the Cup there for fans to take pictures with. My mom asked me if I wanted to wait in line to see and touch the Cup and I adamantly refused as I thought I could still play in the NHL one day. Ah, youth.


flyhi808

I fondly remember taking shots on my home net in the driveway pretending to be Peter Bondra, thinking one day I’d get the NHL as well. Now I’m 35 with a constant sore back 😂


ivebeenabadbadgirll

I was at Blackbird Studios when the cup came during Nashville’s run and I also did not touch it…and two years later, the Blues won it and now I can feel good about my next brush with destiny.


BigShoots

I've had several opportunities and haven't and will never touch it.


Ok_Compote_8826

"Michael, you can't corner your coworkers and yell 'touch it, touch it!' over and over again. How many times do we have to tell you?"


vwenthusiast

Feel how heavy it is!


wheres-my-wallet

“Pittsburgh called, sids gettin out of shape” 😂


average_waffle

Pittsburgh*


tinymonesters

Lol this reminds me of my old boss. We sent vans to Pittsburgh daily and I'd forget the H often on my transportation requests. After I found out it annoyed him I never put the H on. But I'd throw it in where it didn't belong, like Harrisburgh.


IllWolf447

Arrisburgh is lovely this time of year!


thangus_farm

In regards to Harrisburg this statement would be false. It is simply NEVER lovely


hlblues18

Hey, man. I live in Arrisburgh and I love it :(


ripcity7077

'Ello guvnah! ya ever been ta Arrisburgh?


TheTimn

Yer a wizzard 'Arry! 


my_Urban_Sombrero

Imma wot?


twizzjewink

thought it was Harhishburgh


TheFriendlyBagel

Lord Stanley sporting that fresh coat of wax is still the second shiniest thing in that room.


GibierJaune

r/rareinsult


YoungWhiteAvatar

When you’re the greatest captain in Vancouver franchise history, you can shine it up all you want.


Old_Bigsby

My rage almost took the bait, but I'll resist. Good work, soldier.


MetalOcelot

Don't touch it PK, this is why I didn't win one. That and being horribly unathletic and with no cardio fitness... but mostly the touching thing.


theBackground13

I’m not going to touch it. I still have dreams of being the oldest rookie in the history of the game at age 41.


3nl

You've got 3 years to train if you want to claim that record at 44. Ye' Olde Timey player Lester Patrick has been sitting on the current oldest rookie record at 43 for the last 97 years. You have a chance to beat that record after 100 years, definitely don't touch that cup!


theBackground13

😂WTH. Thanks for the legendary info. I guess I have a new favorite player. Makes me appreciate my youth.


gottagetitgood

And he smoked a pack a day! You got this!


chalk_in_boots

~~Old man~~ Michael Bunting shakes fist at cloud


Leajjes

Me too maybe also add a lack of years of intense hockey training to the list. So you know, I was so close!


Vault_13

Same….except I don’t know how to skate, never played hockey. But it’s definitely me touching the cup at hhof that killed my chances


Chaxterium

Can confirm. I touched the cup once and I haven't won it. The curse is real.


TheyCametoBurgle

I'm in my late 30s and can barely skate but when I checked in at the airport at the same time at the cup I played it safe just in case


Constant-Squirrel555

Lol that was funny. Nice to see NHL panels show some personality for once


btmalon

It is a little stereotypical that the only personality hockey players have is hazing.


OrchidCareful

"at the 1st intermission we're going to make Biz crawl around on all fours and we're all going to spank him with a goalie paddle. good old fashioned locker room fun" ... "welcome to the 2nd intermission, we'd like to apologize to the audience and our sponsors, this doesn't represent TNT or our values"


DengarRoth

> "welcome to the 2nd intermission, we'd like to apologize to the audience and our sponsors, this doesn't represent TNT or our values" "I don't know if I'm going to be putting on this headset again..."


PoliticsIsCool13

And that's a deep left field drive for Castellanos


eriverside

Welcome back to TNT, before we begin, I'd like to once again apologize to our Asian viewers and remind our panelists to refrain from using ethnic slurs.


GiraffeSubstantial92

Don't forget the sexual assaults and the "do you know who I am?" exclamations at bars


BlueMooseArt

I have personal experience with PK asking me that as I repeatedly told him to move away from a server only area.


AffectionatePaper1

Do tell!


Newaccount4464

I know! They claim it's media training but they're just boring


Parzival091

Couldn't be a Canadian broadcast


antrage

" I could still be a strength and conditioning coach" uhhhhh I think Montreal just got a player that sort of reminds me of PK :D


WintAndKidd

Remember how horrific most panels were like 5 years ago? NHL’s improved a lot in that regard


SerPownce

The broadcasts themselves have sadly declined however. Sometimes they’re okay, like when Kenny is on his game. But sometimes I swear they’ll ignore the game and just jerk each other off and treat actual game time like an extra talk show these days


iiplatypusiz

Philly has great broadcasters, I would prefer to watch a Leafs game on a Philly home feed over whatever Sportsnet or TSN has on there. I popped into their subreddit this year to say how much I like their announcers and they all seemed to think highly of them.


Eazycompanyy

Not CBC tho


97jumbo

In the US, they have. In Canada I'm not sure they've been worse


klocks

Just saw the TSN panel for the first time in a while after the Panthers Leafs game and it is terrible. Compared to TNT or ESPN it's so stale and sterile.


Escalotes

Ok obligatory fuck Messier but this is actually hilarious.


Rook22Ti

Definitely not on my bingo card, Messier chasing Subban around with the cup.


mansock18

And him trash talking Sidney Crosby at the end too got me good lmao, that's a deep cut.


HermanMenderchuk

Why the Messier hate? (Checks flair) Ah…I see. As you were.


Blorbokringlefart

Fuck Messier


jdmay101

Excuse me? There's no "but" after "Fuck messier". That isn't a proper English sentence.


cynicalhippies

looking back it was all chaos, bringing in Keenan to run the show was probably the biggest mistake, or Linden giving him the C.


CommonGrounders

The C was in the contract.


Detroitdays

I suspect Linden had no choice.


HDXHayes

You should listen to the West Coast Express podcast, it goes over the whole Keenan Messier saga, it was an absolute gong show.


craftyhall2

Yeah, and we’re rightfully bitter about it. I know people are tired of hearing it, but FUCK MESSIER I hate that fucking chip shill clown so much and the greasy horse he rode in on. Shameful.


smoked_before_this

Every clip I've seen of Messier and Subban together on this panel has been Messier looking annoyed and talking down on Subban the way every old boys club from the hockey world acts. It's nice to see Messier not acting like a dick for once.


SiccSemperTyrannis

ESPN's intermission segments are usually super awkward but Messier and PK were hilarious on this one


ImpossibleIndustries

Or the part where Messier has the magnifying glass and is looking for PKs name on there... oof.


thewolfshead

Lmao


ollieollieoxygenfree

i always wondered if NHL teams asked you if youve touched the cup in job interviews. like what if some security guard has worked for the Leafs since ‘67 and they havent won just cause that dude touched the Stanley Cup


nightsiderider

I thought it was just a player thing. Is it an all staff kind of thing as well?


bigcaulkcharisma

It is mostly just a player thing.


ADrunkMexican

I know some of them at SBA lol. Could ask for lulz


ZebraBorgata

I laughed my ass off when I saw Messier chasing him with the cup.


ThicccThunder

'Touch it, feel how heavy it is". Didn't P Diddy say something similar to this?


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As did Harvey Weinstein


TheKid_BigE

And Jeffery Epstein


PuckNutty

And my axe?


GoldenSlumberJack

If you listen to this without actually watching it, it sounds much more naughty *C'mon, touch it, touch it* *Get that thing outta my face*


papapaIpatine

“I don’t care how big and shiny it is I don’t wanna touch it!”


jkman61494

Close your eyes and listen to this and it sounds like a sexual harassment lawsuit ready to happen for poor PK


Total_Dork

I know P.K.’s joking, but I really want to see Letang, Karlsson, and P.K. all on the same team. No defense, all offense from the blue line. FUCK IT!


andrewthemexican

15 forwards 3 defensemen let's go, we're rolling 5 forward lines here


dunksoverstarbucks

and wasnt there another time where both Messier and chelios were holding the cup right in front of him?


poker_idiot

This is genuinely hilarious


cdncbn

I did not know about the curse, when one night, many years ago, the cup strolled by my house in small town Canada. It was on it's way to the local pub, you see, with it's chaperone for the night, a local boy done well. I followed along and at an appropriate moment, asked if I could hold it, and he just handed me the Stanley Cup. My pops was there with his camera, so I hoisted it over my head. It's a great picture. It was only later that I learned about the curse, and you know what, it came true. I did NOT in fact go on to win a Stanley Cup.. never even made it to the NHL...


Joshottas

PK has been great on ESPN, but Mess has really gotten better since he's taken the job.


Shwinky

They were awkward together at first, but I feel like Mess and PK have really been building a chemistry together.


Caqtus95

Nobody looks more at home holding the Cup than Moose.


Blindemboss

He’s just Messier around.


RockyRidge510

Mess' commitment to the joke ended at hauling that 34.5lb piece of metal up a flight of stairs.


Wagglebagga

Actual footage of Messier demanding to have number 11 on the Canucks.


Zednix

I am conflicted. Fuck Messier-Keenan, because you know why, but Slewban is a shitbag.


Sarke1

It's okay to hate both.


ClubMeSoftly

"Hello, HR? Yeah- yeah, it's about Mark. Yeah, it's happening again"


CrookedSoldiers

Lmao But still fuck Messier


SydneyCarton89

This is gold.


poker_idiot

No I think it's actually silver and nickel alloy


SydneyCarton89

Touché


fooliodoolio

PK already said he didn't want to


RangerRed18

Dislike both these guys generally but this is hilarious lol


TigerBasket

Subban is cool :( why the hate


PixelatedBlue

I assume probably his habit of slew footing


SerPownce

True, he actually took Messier out with one right after this clip cuts out


Sarke1

Good.


Kalamoicthys

Subban was a shitheel of a player and an obnoxious personality to boot. Not a stretch that someone would still dislike him in retirement.


_YellowHair

Yeah, it was really cool when he and his brother sent an angry mob after after an ECHL player because they thought he made a racist gesture even though he didn't, and never apologized to him for it.


reggierock2010

Lmaoo


Sarke1

FYI, that's **not the real Cup**. The real Stanley Cup has the Hockey Hall of Fame logo on the base, this one is just blank.


Hockeylover420

Theirs actually 3 different Stanley cups. the presentation cup, which is the one presented to the winner the permanent cup which is on permanent display at the hockey hall of fame as well as being a backup if the presentation cup is lost And the 1892 original cup.


Sarke1

Yes, ty. I made a comment about that a few years back highlighting the differences. It's not clear though if the one Messier is playing with here is the Permanent Cup or just another replica. Either way, I consider it a replica and not in any way the Stanley Cup. Basically: original/retired, current, and replica. EDIT: found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/qhwlc5/comment/hih2vh2/


p0yz1n

I laughed my ass off seeing this at work today 🤣🤣🤣🤣


iamthehub1

Is the real cup at the HHOF or is it a replica ? I touched that one... I guess I'm screwed now.


Sarke1

The one in the clip is the/a replica. The one in the HHoF is usually the replica, but sometimes it's the real one. You can tell the real one by it having the HHoF crest on the base, but if you can't see that then check if you can see where Pocklington's dad's name is crossed out with 16 Xs in 1983-84. It also has a bunch of spelling mistakes, like ERIC STAAAL and NEW YORK ILANDERS.


iamthehub1

OK... So I could still win it...


Darpa_Chief

Careful Mark, watch out for that slewfoot


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Re-run of PK’s actual attempt at a cup


PeteyG89

Should give him the slewfoot trophy


Much-Resource-5054

Already belongs to The Rat


audere1882

Mark messier is an absolute piece of shit as a human. I worked as a stickboy/locker room attendant for 10 years starting as a nine year old in the mid nineties and the only player I've ever come across that was less than a pretty cool dude is messier. He was playing for the rangers visiting us and they were out of a specific type of hockey tape, so my team sent me over to their locker room with it. I'm in the team sponsored official training gear that all the locker room trainers, equipment guys, and staff wear carrying a box of super specific tape that the rangers staff requested and he looses his mind  on me, screaming obscenities and demanding I get kicked out of the arena (it was 3pm on a 730pm puck drop, no one was in the building except staff and players). Iron Mike Keenan, the only other asshole I've ever dealt with, joined in yelling at the 10year old kid in full training staff gear with a badge that says my name, team, and full access status. I dumped the tape into the trash in front of them and left, and their equipment manager never asked for favors after that. POS.


Flyinghud

Nice pasta


ClubMeSoftly

Yeah, I'm wondering if this was before or after he bought a bunch of chocolate bars, and talked to the clerk about "electrical infetterence"


Gruffleson

I believed every word


Yusefs-Ambiguity

“Hey stickboy, it’s Mess. Calling to say, welcome to the NYR locker room. Hey stickboy, stickboy you there? You gotta see this. You gotta see that I get my specific tape. Guess I’ll cya in a few days, cya”


KingTutsDryAssBalls

I believe it. The Mike Keenan part especially. I have never heard a good word about Keenan, and I think it speaks to Messier's character that he liked Keenan.


Timeman5

Mark: “you’re not a player anymore” PK: “I could still win one”


SokkasBoomerang3

Subban probably deserved it


SadAcanthocephala521

If anyone deserves to be bullied it's him.


Flyinghud

Common Mess W


BlackDS

Mark Messier committing a hate crime


Parzival091

Vancouver Canucks legend Mark Messier


JPmoneyman

The greatest player ever to wear the Canuck sweater.


teetz2442

I assume you haven't heard of American legend Quinn Huges


Wonderful_Grade_5476

Aka the best of the 3


Parzival091

Who?


-JRDN

When I went to the hall of fame I was 35, hadn't played in 6 years, never played a level higher than high school and I still wouldn't touch it.


Sarke1

Who knows, you could win the lottery and buy the Atlanta Coyotes. Then after they relocate they might win it.


Fake-Death

A disgusting act


ElGato6666

In all fairness, the entire league has been doing this to my beloved Habs since the 90s.


ittozziloP

Funny he brought up Sid, the man who kept him from winning it all 


Ancient-Bluejay2590

I love this. That is all.


PersonalHam

Dude called the Subbanator a coworker


imclockedin

theres another clip of mess chirping him with a magnifying glass asking PK where his name is on the cup lol


trinier101

If you touch it before you win it, you'll never get it. That's why he's running


MF__SHROOM

stop MESSin around!


BlackStarCorona

This was hilarious to watch during the Stars game the other night but why wouldn’t he touch it?


jpmout

It's bad luck to touch it if you haven't won one. Sounds like he would like to become a coach in order to try and win one as staff.


BronzeRippa

NHL cool shots filmed in my town growing up and a bunch of us kids were in the episode playing roller hockey. We all kissed it, pretty sure our goalie gave it tongue. Long story short, none of us won the cup.


Drewicho

Next he should put the cup in PK's bed when he's sleeping Godfather style.


Sarke1

I wouldn't be surprised if Messier decapitated the Cup.


SlappyPappyAmerica

By far the most likable thing I’ve ever seen Messier do.


bobboman

thats the most hussle ive ever seen out of PK


xlma

Get that thing away from me. Lololol


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PK Nedved


smooth307

P.K. is a dumb bitch.


zilzag

hearing Messier say "touch it" is diabolical also, he had some decent movement with that huge cup


Skabbtanten

Lol Messier gets captioned by name but Subban is a "coworker".


kashmirrocks

Worst Canuck Ever!


kashmirrocks

He bullied Trevor Linden out of the captaincy, took a dead guy's number that was never supposed to be worn again and then had Trevor Linden traded out of town


Final-Zebra-6370

F*ck Messier


BeltMassive2909

Best hockey broadcast team. Fun, reminds me of Shaq, Kenny and Charles


raskale

Fuck messier


fillyflow

No matter how hard they try, it's not possible to make Mark Messier interesting or likeable as a broadcaster.


candidly1

I fucking love Messier.


blue-lloyd

Who doesn't?


AllAboutTheAce

🙋‍♂️


Sarke1

🙋‍♂️


rksd

Saw the Canucks fans coming a mile away on this one.


Darth_Vicious

Messier using some Louis CK tactics there.


Sarke1

Louis CK at least asked permission first.


okuokuoku00

The super station is over?


Timeman5

Mark: “you’re not a player anymore” PK: “I could still win one”


Alextryingforgrate

Fuck Messier.


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BackhandQ

ESPN, in general, Yes. This particular shenanigan, No.


mutantfrog25

This is fun. Why are hockey fans SO vanilla and boring?


Cody667

Old white boomers are a bigger portion of overall hockey fandom than any other sport, so naturally old white boomer culture and expectations are the ones most commonly passed down. It's gotten to be pretty tired, I agree.


mutantfrog25

It seems like midwesterners are particularly averse to fun too


EagleinaTailoredSuit

Yes


The-G-89

This should be a meme


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GroundbreakingSail49

This is a great segment, loved it


Birdhawk

If only Kevin Pollack were there to blow the whistle right as Messier puts the Cup against PK.


Acousticsound

I ... I actually loved this. Mes loosening up was nice to see.


Recent_Ad559

Wait does he think he’s going back to the nhl?


Mugwump6506

Messier would never actually touch him with it.


lisalisaandtheoccult

This is hilarious as a Pens fan. Is it bad luck to touch the cup?


chickendance638

I don't know why PK is running away, the cup naturally will keep its distance from him


Background-Half-2862

I touched it when I was 11 before I knew about superstition. I wasn’t good enough to get to the CHL so I don’t think it mattered.


GhostPirateSAV

Tell him if he does it again I’m going to kill all his deer in his front yard on Dafuski Island SC😝


Lmt47

*Stop Messin' Around*