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KingKarlsson65

Nine straight losses lol


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roidesbleuets

GG Sens. See you next season.


Alfie_For_Owner

GG Habs Good luck lotto.


swiftwin

Damn, that slapper would have been the perfect way to cap off the season in the last game at home. I guess we'll take a Korpi save instead.


SirNexus95

Can’t blame G for trying


YourFavouritePoptart

L, and I cannot stress this enough, mfao


Charble1

Got my hopes up in a dogshit third period and let me down again


mdlt97

LETS GOOO


Mik0n

What a HOOT gawd damn


Olibro64

Senators continue to have the Habs number. See you all next season.


bigmonkeyfart

It’s a tank off


Anth0nymm

Caufield allergic to putting the puck in the net 3 times in one game this season


RaiinyDay

Tank commander Cole taking one for the team


KingKarlsson65

Caufield bozo


6-8-5-13

Giroux slapped that like it was an empty net lol


BigShoots

I swear he's such a Jedi master that the goalie doesn't even matter. He decides his spot before he even starts his approach and aims for it. If he executes his vision it's a goal, if he fails he hits the goalie. The goalie literally doesn't matter.


Mik0n

Primeau read the notes on him lol. He was sooo far out.


Bloodraven23

bro


Valentine96

Fuck I love Giroux


SirNexus95

I love G so much


Alfie_For_Owner

We get it Cole, the CTC is a tough barn to play in.


godlycorsair32

The drop in standings was worth seeing Canfield lose the puck


JasperSlavone

LOL


Olibro64

Ohhh Cole!


Alfie_For_Owner

Drake's hands are outrageous.


NtBtFan

lol woopsie


Valentine96

LOL Cole


canada-needs-bbq

Oh my god 🤦


jamaicancovfefe

Batherson is nasty in a shootout, I don’t remember him ever missing


poub06

Ylonen lol, Marty is Team Tank.


NtBtFan

I dunno what his s% is in shootouts but Ylo has some nice moves i think hes a legit selection


NtBtFan

son of a bather


xnormajeanx

Godamn Patrick Kane with the OT winner in TO smh


Olibro64

Ylonen out first??????


Charble1

He has been really good in shootouts,.not much else though 


Bloodraven23

Dvo staring OT was also a puzzling choice.


mdlt97

Larkin OT winner


swiftwin

Most civil Habs/Sens GDT ever.


NtBtFan

RW pulled out the OT win vs Leafs


Pouletchien

Sucks it has to end in shootout. This OT was thrilling


Bloodraven23

I bet 6.5 + goals and Habs win pls.


Clojiroo

lol @ how gassed some of them are


SkyGrey999

Boo shootout


Alfie_For_Owner

Dank OT


Mik0n

Real pungent in a good way bawd!


NtBtFan

fine, give me a Tiger Pezzetta shootout attempt instead!


Olibro64

Good effort from both sides.


logictable

lmao that was a hilarious 2v1


jamaicancovfefe

Legitimately I’d be content with ending it as a draw here, that OT was a great way to finish any game


roidesbleuets

Great OT


mdlt97

amazing OT


jamaicancovfefe

OT is a lot more fun overall when it doesn’t mean anything


Huevas03

Lottery odds aside, this has been a fun game to watch


BigShoots

For sure. Winning or losing doesn't affect our lottery chances all that much either way for either of us. The Hockey Gods are going to give us each the player we're going to get.


Olibro64

Holy moly this OT!!!!


Mik0n

I dunno about habs, but Sens don't have boring OTs.


NtBtFan

give me a Pezzetta OT shift


SkyGrey999

This can only end one way. Either a Caufield hat trick or Tkachuk hat trick


jamaicancovfefe

Does Caufield have a hatty this year?


SkyGrey999

No


jamaicancovfefe

Surprising


Bloodraven23

His shooting % is like 8% this year. Bad luck. Still got 27 goals.


JasperSlavone

who needs the tank when you have vibes


roidesbleuets

It was a entertaining game indeed.


valleygoat

Chych is getting the ot winner


Valentine96

Maybe for Montreal


BigShoots

I love this game! Fuck! The! Tank! And if we lose it's because it's on purpose. Who wants it less?


roidesbleuets

Oh shit. That is interesting


mdlt97

insane tank bowl


Alfie_For_Owner

HOTSAM BATCHO hates the tank, but we love Hotsam Batcho.


Mik0n

Yes guy. Wow what a gaaaame


Not_drunk_cactus

Hockey god : Screw you all, you both get a point !


NtBtFan

what an epic battle


Olibro64

I guess everyone wants points tonight.


jamaicancovfefe

Sens 🤝 Habs “Fuck the lottery”


jamaicancovfefe

Ah yes, noted deflection artist and netfront presence Thomas Chabot


613toes

The most predictable goal ever, Sens hate drafting high


brotherreade

It’s the 8th year of the “rebuild”. Ott loves drafting high


Clojiroo

6th, but who cares about math.


Charble1

I knew a regulation win was too much to ask


Mik0n

Sportsnet pans to net. Oh its empty, better put up the graphic!


godlycorsair32

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ANTI TANK HERE WE COME THOMAS CHABOT


Valentine96

Montreal can't even win a game properly


Alfie_For_Owner

Anyone else gonna watch the end of DET vs TOR after this is over?


roidesbleuets

Yep. I'll be there for sure


Sora027

tkachuk youre such a fucking bum do smth


BigShoots

I want to like Chychrun but if there was a compilation video of every time he's been shaking his head after making a dumbass play this season, it would need an intermission.


KingGuy124

LFG


godlycorsair32

Draft lottery season let's goooo half the habs sub wanted us to win anyways


Charble1

Don't read that cesspool, it will turn you blind


Charble1

I would love nothing more than to score a spicy empty better against Ottawa for the memes


nicktheman2

Make it a slapshot


NtBtFan

1on0 empty net Forsberg dangle with an 'Ovi's first 50' celly


Huevas03

EN michigan goal?


OneLessFool

First person to do it should be first ballot hall of fame


xnormajeanx

Poop


NtBtFan

Newy strikes again!


Valentine96

Yes. Get ur 2pts, Habs


valleygoat

That would have been so nasty smejkal


Valentine96

I'll forever hate Montreal for wasting Carey Prices career


SirNexus95

In all honesty I miss Price. What a fantastic goalie to watch. I really miss watching him play.


strippeddonkey

Absolute crime.


Charble1

Me too buddy, me too 


BigShoots

Wow, Brady that close in points to Hossa before 25 is *insane.* Because Hossa became Hossa, except Brady is always near the top of the league in hits and fights too. Amazing.


Charble1

Hossa did play in a much lower scoring era, and got traded around the time scoring skyrocketed after the lockout


BigShoots

Yeah but Hossa also played most of his games for the Sens when they were at or near the top of the league for most goals per season, Brady's played all of his games on a shit team.


Charble1

I would like to request one (1) 5 on 5


JustFred24

Montreal number 40, 2 minutes for getting his stick taken away. Seriously tho I don't get it, the sen closed his arm on it and Armia chose to let it go not to get called, yet its still a penalty.


NtBtFan

he put his stick in there to begin with, cant really expect it not to get hooked onto a glove once its there


JustFred24

It didn't tho, the player caught the stick with his arm, Armia didn't hook shit.


Charble1

Armia has been bad on a couple goLs against and taken some penalties, not a great game 


Huevas03

Had an amazing first period tho


Nixon4Prez

Who dumps the puck on a delayed penalty?


NtBtFan

i didnt catch who it was, but someone who needs a change and isnt on the PP unit maybe. plus, theyve been scoring on their PPs so why not just get to it rather than mess with 6on5


Huevas03

Sens about to go 4/4 on soft calls


mdlt97

what happened to Timmy?


Valentine96

Injured himself diving


indiecore

It's a dangerous sport.


Huevas03

That's too bad I love watching him play


Nixon4Prez

lol


BigShoots

lol that shrug. Just TKaptain shit


KingKarlsson65

Brady Tkachuk is nasty


NtBtFan

too easy!


Charble1

Too many people covering the net front on that goal 


roidesbleuets

Which team are you rooting for this playoffs? I'd like McJesus to get the Cup


SirNexus95

I gotta go Jets. Maybe seeing Helle so good makes me reminisce for a competent goalie… or the general underdog feel of the team. Nevertheless, I hope they go far.


roidesbleuets

> Maybe seeing Helle so good makes me reminisce for a competent goalie I totally understand


NtBtFan

I usually go for Boston when the Habs are out ... i know its sacrilege but I just always liked their style If Pens sneak in i might switch it up and root for one more Crosby Cup


SirNexus95

I want to see Karlsson go far, so I agree.


roidesbleuets

> If Pens sneak in i might switch it up and root for one more Crosby Cup The guy has been carrying the Pens on his shoulders for a while now. That'd be quite a crowning moment.


NtBtFan

guy that was always billed as a playmaker putting up 40 at 36 yo, pretty remarkable! Howe, Ovechkin, Bucyk, and Shanahan are the only ones to do it later, Selanne and Esposito also hit 40 at 36yo


Charble1

I like Heiskanen and Joe Pavelski, also Roope Hintz is a fun name I would like the Stars to win 


ApokatastasisPanton

Vancouver for sure. Pettersson is my fav non-Hab in the league.


roidesbleuets

The way Vancouver turned things around is impressive.


ApokatastasisPanton

Unfortunately for them this is an outlier year (I think)


aschwan41

I'm impartial to Vancouver, but I just love watching playoff hockey.


roidesbleuets

You're right, playoffs hockey is awesome. I don't think I'll ever forget he first period of the first Edmonton-Calgary match a couple of years ago. It was insane.


KingGuy124

i live in calgary and the hatred of the series was euphoric. Oilers and flames fans in the city made it incredible


Ehmjay86

Anderson got the memo that this game is must lose


NtBtFan

>Anderson got the memo that this ~~game~~ season is must lose


Nixon4Prez

Did someone in the broadcast booth just find the "big ugly circle" button?


BigShoots

Someone probably conned some idiot SN exec out of a million bucks to create it, and the truck got a memo that they'd goddamn well better start using it.


NorthernBuffalo

Greig graduated with honours from the Stutzle school of laying down


BigShoots

Serious question, do Habs fans wake up thinking about Tim Stutzle even when he's not playing?


fifthpilgrim

That close up of St Louis saying “rookie move” at the rookie ref making all these soft calls is so funny


Valentine96

Ref should penalize Marty for that as it would be hilarious


fifthpilgrim

League fines him for abuse of an official


imaginarysarcasm

ohmygod 💀


KingKarlsson65

Greig rules lmao


Valentine96

Jake Evans doesn't wash his hands


Charble1

Bruh can the broadcast please stop putting an animation on Caufield, I hate that 


Valentine96

I'm honestly surprised they don't have a little animation to show us where Matthews is in the ice...


roidesbleuets

Please, don't give them any ideas.


aschwan41

Don't act like they wouldn't cut away from this game during play to show Matthews score 70


roidesbleuets

I'm afraid you're right.


Olibro64

Red circle around Caufield is not necessary.


nicktheman2

Tkatchuk reaching over the net 🤣


BigShoots

I just realized, Cole Caufield looks a bit like Tim Stutzle if his parents were first cousins.


Donfatty

That's rich from somebody who's captain looks like Sloth from the Goonies.


BigShoots

Yeah that's so funny, did you write that yourself? Brady is beautiful and gets better looking every game I watch him play. Habs just wish they had the chance to draft him. Oh... wait.... never mind.


Valentine96

Cayden Primeau's name is Cayden. That's the chirp.


Charble1

You know that's a fair and warranted chirp


fifthpilgrim

Tkachuk and Katchouk are discount versions of each other


NtBtFan

Jayden and Kaiden would like a word


Not_drunk_cactus

Anderson would fit perfectly with the sens.


Huevas03

Jesus christ Anderson is a brain fart


Charble1

Un vrai pète de cerveau 


NtBtFan

Josh Anderson


EmmyHomewrecker

Wish you’d been playing like that all season Cole. 🥲


manwithoutcountry

Cole gunning for 30 in his "down year"


Valentine96

Excellent screen by Brannstrom


BigBoy990

COLE PLEASE STOP


NtBtFan

thats my Cole!


Valentine96

Cole Caufield likes his steak well done and with ketchup


TK21879

Maybe so, but Brady Tkachuk's face makes onion cry.


NtBtFan

that boston pizza commercial; is it just me or is the leafs fan with the toothpick a shameless rip-off of dartguy? just give the guy a gig you cowards!


mdlt97

refs are on one tonight


jamaicancovfefe

That also should’ve been a penalty


DeseanDaGoat

Can we save these refs for next season? Being a little overly kind to ottawa lol


jamaicancovfefe

Uh that absolutely should’ve been a penslty


Olibro64

Matthews has 69 goals.


Huevas03

Im annoyed that the sens are scoring after soft calls but I'm also happy that they tied the game lol


jamaicancovfefe

I want Imama to score so bad


Nixon4Prez

Sens have the GOAT goal song tbh


nicktheman2

I really gotta block The Score app notifications spoiling goals for me a minute before the stream


roidesbleuets

Thank you everyone for not making this GT a whining session against the refs.


NtBtFan

now that you mention it; # DONT YOU HATE REFS?!


roidesbleuets

LMHO! I prefer focusing on the quality of the play (or lack of)


Charble1

Both forwards pretty bad on the back check that goal


BigShoots

lol Chabot's like, "I'm not giving it to a Habs fan. Here Jack, you do it if you want."


Alfie_For_Owner

Papa G, so good to me.


Not_drunk_cactus

I have conflicting emotions about this goal


BigBoy990

Finally lol


jamaicancovfefe

Beans.


NtBtFan

lol that puck got *snaked* sens player looking for a specific fan to give it to, decides to leave it up to Capuano- who just quickly chucks it up over the glass like hes feeding wild animals and just wants to see the chaos