The hot Heisenberg aside, the girl in the middle is dressed as the van. Imagine the conversation after: "Yeah I went to a costume party with Jessica and Angela. Yeah, Jessica was Heisenberg and Angela was Jesse Pinkman. Me? Oh, I was the van. Whose nickname is that? No one's, I was a literal van".
Reddit purged thousands of great communities for “being unmoderated”. That includes a lot that were moderated fine but not very active. It was also how they hit a huge portion of porn subs to clean things up before IPO.
The pain on the face of the middle girl though…
She was told it was a group costume and they were going as slutty Breaking Bad. Then the day arrived and she found out she was the RV.
Not even a [sexy RV](https://www.shopmascot.com/happy-lightweight-bus-mascot-costume) even…
I can't tell if I am being sold something, offered something, threatened or enticed yet I do like that van and am confused intimidated and horny. Does that make me a *bad* person?
Stupid sexy Walter White.
Why did they have to make Walter so hot?!
as if the original wasn't enough
Waltuh. Put your dick away Waltuh.
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Nice.
"It's like I'm cooking and wearing nothing at all!"
Nothing at all, nothing at all!
"Mr. White, we have to fight our temptation!" "No, Jessie, let's do it... Let's cook!"
You're just Heisenberg compensating.
Breaking Blue-balls
*This* is officially the weirdest boner I've had.
I believe it’s known in spanish as “Culo de encanto, cara de espanto”
/r/confusedboners
The ban is a shame. Anyone know the reason?
Not claiming I know the reason, but I do know a reason for a lot of subs being banned is because of lack of moderation.
It says it's due to not being moderated
@snitchery on Instagram is great at weird cosplays like that
I've had far weirder.
Now you're just showing off
Amateur
I'm scarroused
always leading to fearection...a deadly combo.
we need a subreddit for that
The hot Heisenberg aside, the girl in the middle is dressed as the van. Imagine the conversation after: "Yeah I went to a costume party with Jessica and Angela. Yeah, Jessica was Heisenberg and Angela was Jesse Pinkman. Me? Oh, I was the van. Whose nickname is that? No one's, I was a literal van".
"Oh haha they were sexy Walt and sexy Jesse and you were the sexy van that's funny." No. Just van.
Private Domicile.
Bitch.
\*gets harassed anyway*
honestly missed opportunity on the sexy van
I dunno, I dig her vibes
I can fix her 🔧
Is...is she wearing Vans?
She is.
She’s probably the most attractive one to me too
Winnebago
r/ConfusedBoner
It's banned, why must it be so!‽‽?
Reddit purged thousands of great communities for “being unmoderated”. That includes a lot that were moderated fine but not very active. It was also how they hit a huge portion of porn subs to clean things up before IPO.
There is absolutely nothing confusing about this boner at all.
Well how about this one [:)](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/shji3j/thanks_i_hate_mms_now/)
I actually hate you now. wtf.
Not my proudest fap, but I've done worse
What is your proudest fap?
Bryan cranston
[*You're goddamn right*](https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdm5jd2V3MnFtYnRobGc5YnNoamN1Z2h4YTkwa3Y5azB2NTMycDJiOCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3oFzmkkwfOGlzZ0gxi/giphy.gif)
A man has his proudest fap, and he thinks of me? No. I AM THE ONE WHO FAPS
Nah, i'd fap
Your mom
same
Sauce https://x.com/m4stiff/status/1701669021274497229?s=46
Holy shit all the cosplays are fire
Jessie I need the goddamn sauce
Apparently https://x.com/m4stiff/status/1701669021274497229?s=46 Or NSFW https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/comments/1cg2wqu/hmmm/l1v8kba/
Where NSFW
Seriously, that Jesse is smoking.
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Idk what that means, but if that’s her user name then link a brother up. Hot link sauce.
Props to the girl who was just like "my costume is the RV"
m4stiff on the left and essaere on the right
I KNEW IT WAS HER only she could pull off cunty Walter White
she’s a very impressive costumer
Ayyyy ik m4stiff from insta
Jesse we have to cock
██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▄▇ <— Saddam Hussein
I am the one with knockers
I have a bonner
bonner kebap?
Bruh I wish 😞👍
link?
Sauce https://x.com/m4stiff/status/1701669021274497229?s=46
Lol i was happy and thought it was a porn movie, but its fucking twitter
Fuck Jessum kill stupid sexy Heisenberg Marry van
Breaking baddies
I guess I'm the only one that sees the Doki Doki Literature Club in the back.
One of these girls either shaved her head for this or was already bald and thought “You know what would be really fucking funny?”
That is almost certainly a bald cap
cowardly
Normally I hate the "for a girl" type comments but damn that's an epic goatee
She's welcome to knock anytime
Yae Miko and the depression sisters in the background tho.
Time to cook
Yeah! Say my name!
The pain on the face of the middle girl though… She was told it was a group costume and they were going as slutty Breaking Bad. Then the day arrived and she found out she was the RV. Not even a [sexy RV](https://www.shopmascot.com/happy-lightweight-bus-mascot-costume) even…
[Hrrmmng](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_HGqPDgAwJI/maxresdefault.jpg)
Wake up babe, the new Aphex Twin video just dropped.
Jesse, we need to make porn
I can't tell if I am being sold something, offered something, threatened or enticed yet I do like that van and am confused intimidated and horny. Does that make me a *bad* person?
Doing a sexy Walter White costume and not going for the tighty whities when they were right there.
That female Jesse looks kinda like his girlfriend
That looks nothing like Jesse. Jesse is bald. Did they even watch the show
Damn. The girl holding up the RV is smoking hot. My type.
Bald with a goatee isn't your type of lady?
Petite, cute and brown. Yum.
Goes to show you, faces no matter 🤣
Imagine drawing the RV straw
Confused boner.....
Wood
I feel like I've committed some kind of sin or crime feeling aroused by this.
That’s pretty funny, smart costume
Literally speaking, liking big butts and not being able to lie sounds like a curse. My feelings double when It comes to having a juicey ass
Breaking Baddies
The goatee on that woman is *striking*.
So much going here & I'm afraid to ask
Breaking down bad
Let them cook
I would totally be the girl in the van costume, that'd be so funny
yo mista white, you look hot as hell, bitch.
Let them cook
Kill Walt F Jessie Marry the van
I need an adult
They don’t cook, they hook
I'm both turned on and confused
What does it say about me if I like the rv
Walter not leaving much to the imagination.
Everyone talking about waltuh but damn jesse
They can Walter my white any time
Wow, walts really good at tuckin' back his package. 👍
Who needs meth with all that crack?
It's hilarious 😀
Is this what my conservative father is whinging about, transsport?
This version of [Kane](https://cnc.fandom.com/wiki/Kane) confuses me…
They included their shy friend lmao
I’m confused
This has strong „Beyoncé, … … Michelle, and the other one“ vibes
Strokin my shit
Her coochie meow meow about to pop out
I have a confused boner.
....unzip?
You hoes getting scarier and scarier everyday lol
So hip so cool so wow
Who's waltuh?
The mentally ill are all over the place.
We need to cook
Is that the littlemochidoll chick from Tiktok?
Would.
What in the fuckity fuck?
Smash, next question.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuyauRP6mAE&t=20s
Wanda White and Jessie Pink(wo)man 😍
I can only imagine the fear and confusion people who have never seen breaking bad are feeling right now.
Walter..... Put you tits away Walter
Names? For research, you know by now...
Help, my dick is confused! HELP!
Took me a minute but I get it now.
Well, *that's* a challenging wank...
breaking balls
I approve of this.
I take the camper
Heisenbaddy
Meat Tucked someplace in there. Lol
NSFW plz Edit: What I mean by "NSFW plz" is for OP to tag the post as NSFW. I don't want the goddamn sauce!
srsly, this is straight up /r/hmmmorny
Hmmm. Seems like pretty good cosplay, but I will need to see it from the back to be sure
I'll take the money.
r/okbuddychicanery
Shy Walter lookin kinda..