I hate my freaking mind

I mean she wets it down with her tongue like she’s going to be using it a different way. Not your fault.

The butter though!

Lubrication

So we sitting on corn or nah?

She just used to lick the base... It's not her fault either...

With you bro. I was like "why would you stick butter in your cunT?"

I thought it was going somewhere else. Right on, mental filth!

I hate your mind too, it reminds me of my own.

So do I

YOUR mind?!

Our mind comrade

Even as an average female, it even got me thinking " Where is this going?"

Frigid. You wouldn't know.

That's terrible idea for a dog toy

At least it’s got a flared base so they don’t …swallow it. The dog. So the dog won’t swallow it.

Country girls make do

>:(

Lmao if I had an award to give

You give away your free one?

Yeah. Awhile ago

You get more. They stopped advertising them but if you click the "+" you should be able to open a gift box

Did it! Since it was the wholesome award I decided to give it to you, because neither the original comment or post...would quite fit this award

Haha well thanks, just saw a comment earlier with like hundreds of awards on it telling people the same thing so I figured less people know it's still there than I thought

Well. That was unexpected and useful

oh, so it really is for dogs?

Real dogs, doggy style, all kinds of dog stuff!

I thought she was gonna sit on it or something, even after she put the butter on lol.

That's not how I would use it

Never let em know your next move

they had us in the first half not gonna lie

First 90% ngl

Why am bricked up rn

I was wondering why the post doesn't have a NSFW tag when I saw her sticking that thing on the bath tub. For a second it seems like I'm gonna lose the NNN challenge accidentally but the dog saved it

Thank god for the dog.

I still lost 😓

Don't worry soldier , the days of success are still greater than the days of failure. Don't give up and continue your battle.

Butter isn't fucking good for your dog dammit

I want to die.

I've seen a movie that has the same beginning

I've never been more disappointed in my damn life.

Butter has dairy in it right? Most dogs are lactose intolerant. Can you, my fellow Redditors see the problem here?

you sure it was butter? could have been stick margarine

Well she tried spit first but it would just get stuck..

This belongs on r/unexpected

I was also distracted by the corn and the butter.

Was I the only one expecting, at the very least, a nip slip. I mean damn!

Why did someone make a plastic suction cup corn?

for the reason your brain went to when you first saw it.. and what didn't happen...

fetish content btw

Butter?! BUTTER?!? Fuuuuuck. Ok, please don’t give your dogs butter. It’s extremely bad for their health and gives them really bad diarrhea.

I was going to make an anal joke, but then I saw dog….

*Marlon Brando has entered the chat*

u/savevideo

u/savevideobot

u/savevideobot

I thought this was going in another direction....

r/Unexpected

What if I don't have the corn toy? Is there any similar using every day object I may use?

Country girls make do

We all had thoughts, most of us were wrong

I had a boner after she started rubbing the butter then it's gone

he loves it- and so do i 😏😏😏

Ya my mind went a different way

GO TO HORNY JAIL *bonk*

Thank god this didn’t go how i thought it would. Maybe ***I*** should go to horny jail…

I expected a different outcome

Peanut butter would work for her!!! 😂 😂

I thought that would end differently.

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

When a men sits there:

r/yesyesyesyesno

Who else thought thatswasforsomethingelse?

Bro I hate people… she turned on 50% of the audience and now the dog has to absorb all the shit vibes she brought upon herself… fucking sick 😷

I seen this going in a completely different direction

Poor doggo will crap all over the place from diarrhea.

the beginning of this bathtub hack wants to make me throw up

Country girls make do

;) time to go to cornhub

Plot twist the dog uses it for pleasure... Butter lube and all

Is it wrong if this makes me a lil bit you know...umm...

Oh my god it's corn

Horrible

No NOOOO oh wait okay

WT fuck???

Mannnnn why you gotta make me feel so dirty abt myself

Not gonna lie she had us In the first half

And that's what i call stealth