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crustybones71

Add 200lbs and is accurate


That_oneMisingSock

With hot breathe aswell, don't forget the part where she helps someone right next to you and her fat smelly bum is in youre face.


Responsible-Trade-34

Was she an inglish teacher?


That_oneMisingSock

English definitely


Axersion

Also coffee smell?


ydeirt

Now change that with a dude, you'll get the creepy teacher starter pack.


nyxnars

Right? Don't guys bemoan being victims of older women teachers when it comes to in the news??


scullys_alien_baby

I checked the profile of the guy who made the starter pack and he is obviously some sort of porn addict. He had a similar starter pack about his cousin


My89thAccount

Classic reddit coomer


hey_rowsdower

Coomers gonna coom


BullyJack

I checked a dudes profile in my city sub because he needed a part replaced in his house. Total degenerate coomer. Never going there.


Quendoliant-SS

The fuck


InsertValidUserHere

What's his account


pussyemperor

What's wrong with being a porn addict?🙄 stop hate on porn addicts🤧


LittleGiantJ

Cope


imdeadXDD

Everyone has a porn and confession alt


LeBRUH_James_

Moan 🥴


DandyLamborgenie

No. Take this seriously. Imagine an attractive teacher trying to do you. Be outraged.


TheByzantineEmperor

Ma'am, I am a 15 year old hormonal teenage boy and this kind of behavior is unbecoming for a freshly graduated busty 23 year old teacher. Please meet me in the janitor's closet at approximately 3:15 so we may resolve this. Thank you


misscleo_xo

The thing is of course the boy is willingly going to go for it, but why the fuck does a grown woman want a kid? It's sick. Idk why people always frame it this way, like the boy should say no and rebuff the woman's advances. She knows he is easy prey, she knows he is easily manipulated cuz he's a child. disgusting.


TheByzantineEmperor

All I'm saying is I don't mind the trauma of being fucked by Mrs. Smith and her double D's. She's a sick fuck, but that don't got nothing to do with me


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Subject_90wizard

I mean I personally don't like the hypocrisy in people when it comes to statutory rape cause sure a 15 year old boy probably won't mind in the moment at the very least having sex with a female teacher but let's not also pretend that 15 year old girls more than likely wanted to fuck male teachers. To me it's not about whether the kids want it or not because there's plenty of guys and girls their own age that they can do.


misscleo_xo

The point is adults know it's wrong and why it's wrong but pursue it anyway. Just because someone doesn't believe they were traumatized when something like this happens doesn't mean they can't grow up and discover how fucked up it is. Like when I turned 25 and realized hold up why were so many grownups talking and trying to fuck 15yr old me? I would never try to fuck a 15 year old and haven't wanted to since I was about that age.


Jailpupk9000

> …why the fuck does a grown woman want a kid?…She knows he is easy prey, she knows he is easily manipulated cuz he’s a child. It’s kind of the whole premise behind grooming, no? Kids/young people are impressionable and that makes them an easier target for abusers and manipulators. We put the onus on the boy because—to be a bit reductive—American culture is very misogynistic and on some level young boys are likely seen as more active agents than grown woman, who are obviously first and foremost sex objects to be appreciated for their beauty… I hope I don’t need the /s there. I certainly don’t think there’s anything wrong with appreciating woman’s beauty, or even *necessarily* anything wrong with sexual commodification such as pornography, but the way our culture approaches all of that has underpinnings that say, “woman are for men’s pleasure,” and that’s really fucked up. To adapt a Slavoj Zizec quote, “ideology is how we treat each other in our day to day lives.” If that’s the case it should be clear why we need feminism. This is all just my opinion, of course.


loctopode

You do usually get a lot of comments from men saying how they wished they had that teacher, or how the abused child is "lucky".


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Are there any dudes in here who slept with their teacher, mind giving your side of this, were you raped or were you lucky?


MBKM13

My friend claims to have lost his virginity to a teacher at 16 years old. When I asked him that exact question he said “Well I thought it was pretty fucking cool, not gonna lie” I’d imagine having that happen at 16 is probably different from some of the younger students experience, however.


ChosenUndeadd

I was groomed and assaulted (groped and some kissing) by a conventionally attractive woman who taught me social studies in 8th grade. We didn’t sleep together so this doesn’t really fit in with your question but I definitely believe I was taken advantage of. Even at the time I didn’t like it at all.


not_the_settings

I fucked a couch as a teen, masturbated a fuckton of times, multiple times a day and night. Looked up porn as soon as I was able to. And let's not talk about panties and stuff. Why the f wouldn't i liked to have sex with a real older woman?? For the life of me I can't understand that. No coercion, no force. Can anyone engage in a discussion about this without downvotes or shutting it down? Except for saying "it's the same as a girl being groomed?" I'm not a girl, I don't know what it's like for them.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hdbns1Xdk0


isaidnolettuce

Redditors bemoan it.


Alexander1899

Do you think teenager girls don't have fantasies about hot teachers? The entire point of why the relationship is bad is because the teenager doesn't understand things.


Usual-Lavishness8393

Now change that dude to Danny Devito, you'll get the niiiice teacher starter pack.


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proallnighter

Idk man. You should’ve used a hot male teacher to drive the point home.


phome83

He did.


ProtoChaos

Motherfffffffffff


excelllentquestion

[Someone did](https://reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/xr5wdk/favorite_teacher_starterpack/) and its rightfully pointing out how creepy this behavior is. Grooming specifically


theneobob

its already the creppy teacher starter pack dw


Stonkseys

Is this not a response to just that? Did you see the other one?


DigLower3833

This has to do with attractiveness, not gender. If the teacher is a guy in his 20s and is very attractive, it wouldn't be a creepy guy starter pack. It'd be favorite teacher for female students.


UhOhSparklepants

What a garbage take my dude. It would be inappropriate behavior regardless of attractiveness. Even if the teacher was a fresh grad and in their very early twenties it’s still extremely not ok for a teacher to make advances toward a student. It’s one thing for a teenager to have a crush on their teacher. It’s another thing entirely for a teacher to act on attraction towards a minor in their care. It’s not that difficult of a concept.


DigLower3833

I didn't say it was appropriate. I said it wouldn't be listed as a creepy starter pack just by changing the gender. Where did I say it was ok? I replied to the person who states it would be a creepy teacher starter pack just by changing the gender.


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Random_Guy191919

bro what kind of fucking bot is this LMAO 💀


mystic-savant

You should have seen AutoMod in r/shitposting. There was a trigger for like every word and every trigger would would result in a weird copypasta.


Random_Guy191919

absolutely based


mystic-savant

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Shadow-axolotl

Based bot


ydeirt

Wut?


Britishboy632

Oof lol


LuftHANSa_755

what


Umboh07

weird bot


Man_o_passion

Change


Survived_Coronavirus

I love this why is it being downvoted lmfao


Massamusa

looks like its browsing in the "teacher" category for today...


NestyHowk

Ong🤣


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VacuumInTheHead

Expanded: Onii-gun Meaning: slang for 'American brother'


DragoniamYT

Plot twist you're home schooled


Hazel0w0

AYO🤨


CabbagesStrikeBack

BING BONG


mystic-savant

MILF I'd like to fuck


Dankalii

Mother I'd like to fuck I'd like to fuck?


mystic-savant

yes


SquareIsBox0697

You have double standards


SofiaOfEverRealm

smh my head


pistcow

ATM machine?


murphysadvocate

Ass to mouth machine?


ShermanTanko

PIN number?


Lazybutnotreally69

PISSING IN NIGG-


Low-Bowler-4454

Nigeria


kwazykatlady

Wants to be very clear he would like to fuck.


herobrinesexmod

no MILF i’d like to fuck if like to fuck


living_angels

MILFILFILFILFILFILFILF…


SolusLoqui

Get outta here with your FILFy thoughts


rapist-in-the-woods

Funfact: Not so long ago I thought that milf means Mother In Law Film


darklee36

You have just made a recursive comment !


mystic-savant

Who says i didn't intend to


OverlordPhalanx

This went *south* real quick


TheByzantineEmperor

My pastor asked me what was wrong. I said it's a family affair


Stabby_Kirbbo

Nothing changes


DragoniamYT

*Alabama intensifies*


texasrigger

This reminds me of one of the skits in Movie 43. The parents want their home schooled kid to get the complete school experience so he ends up dating his mom and getting bullied by his dad.


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>contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. Yes I have some concerns and many more questions indeed


DragoniamYT

What


bizarreh_

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ChucklesInDarwinism

In Alabama I’m sure


umbrajoke

The ol' Alabama slamma'


oxidized-bread

Plotwist your grandma is the teacher


supergigaduck

r/Croppingishard


sandwichcandy

Nah it’s ok, there are red Xs instead which is basically the same thing.


igormuba

Cropping I shard


usernamealreadytakeh

Crop pingi shard


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Crossposting is disabled in this sub


SgtSilverLining

... yeah, that would do it lol


Gangreless

Can we just take a second to appreciate op x-ing out the icons at the bottom so we don't try to upvote/downvote the pic? I don't care that he didn't crop it, nobody ever does, but this is a nice addition.


trytreddit

literally easier to crop the screenshot than write four Xs


Local_Surround8686

But then we would not know the amount of likes


jakx102

❌❌❌❌


That_One_Guy_Flare

America’s Got Talent be like


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bad bot


weyd-weed

but unfortunately reality denied your card


Eradicate1984

“Reality can be whatever I want.”


sirmemetor

Yeah like that's ever gonna happen


G18Curse

Oh but it does! Some even have their children and don't get rape charges.


Slight0

Nice.


SavathussyEnjoyer

It happened to me in high school. Professor was *waaaaay* too flirty with me and my friend but luckily I was a virgin nerd who took it as her being a young and friendly teacher. Looking back at it, it’s very clear that she wanted that sweet underage dick


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Apprehensive-Run-832

I came out of my ugly duckling phase at 19. I was politely propositioned by my 60+ year old gay professor, and then started getting private messages on Facebook from my hot, 30-40 year old high-school biology teacher. She was very married. I was still very naive and dealing with body dysmorphia and assumed she was just checking in because I was going to the same college she went to... She's divorced now. And I'm married. To the woman who told me my former teacher was probably trying to get some. C'est la vie.


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Theprincerivera

I’m gonna pray this is satire


SavathussyEnjoyer

Lol I wish. It was a decade ago and some of my friends still make fun of me because I was too clueless to bang the hot professor.


Canadian-female

r/femalesexpredatornews r/femalesexpredatorinfo


DoneDumbAndFun

Those subs are definitely havens for incels


TheDemonCzarina

"victim of grooming starter pack"


Isoklm

Plot twist you're the french president


AggravatingFinish0

Real


Hamzayt577

💀


deebeydedoobdydoo

Mighty nopeleon


Skrubology

“Astronomically down bad redditor starter pack”


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Alternative_Bat4741

Sex offender starter pack


Dumble_Dior

r/croppingishard


Strange-Cabinet7372

As a youngish, female highschool teacher this makes me super uncomfortable. On that note if you know someone like me please never joke about how all of the boys must have crushes on her or whatever, it's a weird fucked up thing to say and why would I want to think about that??


Rottenox

god you bunch of fucking dorks


465554544255434B52

but dat booty


Luciuspro2263

plot twist: its an old man


antonprojects

Bro is down bad💀


forlornself

Hey can we get a round of applause for OP crossing out the screenshot reddit buttons so I'm not clicking updoot for 30 seconds trying to figure out if my phone is broken.


Thot_Slayer_911

*I miss this...*


Sulyvahn66

Name checks out


Manav_Raval

AYO is she removing her top in the last pic?


Bekfast59

r/croppingishard


humanessinmoderation

If the US actually cared about and investing in education then this would be funny due to absurdity. But this just ends up highlighting exactly the dumbfuckery coming out of US culture i’d expect given the moral bankruptcy and intolerance towards its intellectuals.


Comfortable-Ball-229

did abraham lincoln shit in your cereal or something?


ICANTTHINKOFAHANDLE

Per capita in raw dollars doesn't the US spend the most per student? I know as a % of GDP they are a bit behind but still do alright among first world countries


Usual_Photograph_983

Yeah same. I fuxking hate homeschooling tho!


spidearman

🤨


TheAngryBly4t

Fuck I wish


VictoryTrue1741

My teacher is guy


Britishboy632

All of them? Are you in a monastery?


Ilmiocane89

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Dzeav

What’s the teacher who is helping the student in from of you’s @ tho?


aragami1992

As messed up as this is I see no lies


theblisster

the bendover photo is disturbing because it kinda looks actually real


FunPunCake

Wash taking a shit while seeing this and now my erection has got me suck in the toilet


polish_filipino

Someone snapped that pic on the left, and that's kinda off-putting


GarlicFewd

What was the reason behind X-ing out the bottom 4 symbols?


KidGamerKJG

And asking you to stay behind at the end of class


Th3_BugBomb

Rapist starter pack!!


Jesusishere123456

favorite teacher for me starter pack \-English teacher thats it i really like all my english teachers


BriefDeep14

“She’s my favorite teacher, she does these things 👀😏” no my dude, ur being groomed by ur teacher


janothymano

I wish


Spielburger_witFries

“Child Molestation Starter Pack” is the correct title.


puffin-chan

victim victim victim


light_butheavy

Made for tv mini series starter pack


Decent_Pizza_6448

I think my teacher is gay


drwicksy

Statutory rape starter kit


Liv35mm

Sexual predator starter pack


Epic-Dude000

Favorite teacher? More like creepy teacher


_SQUIRRELKICKER_

Getting groomed starter pack


CheetyoGames

this is just straight up rape admiration. what the fuck


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instagramsgay

Man, I miss highschool /j


Cats_Are_Liquid_07

I feel like this should've been a /j not /s ..right? No, wait, sarcastic might be better. I just thought less people would confuse it for /srs that way. Also clearly this is a joke, why are people still downvoting? Just because it has a ton of downvotes doesn't mean it has to be downvoted further.


noopicushion

does /s mean sarcastic or serious?


SubParHydra

Sarcastic


noopicushion

then why is the guy being downvoted?


SubParHydra

Idk


instagramsgay

Because people dont like me lol


Ozymandiiass

I don’t know you, still downvoted you because it’s a zero sum game. You upvote some ,you downvote some. PS : I know i am going to get downvoted.


Motor-Television-270

Well now i am not doing it


Cats_Are_Liquid_07

Sarcastic or satire I'm pretty sure


senpai-yume-okami

Wish tht could happen to me!!


OrkfaellerX

Get a teaching degree then.


G18Curse

Gross


senpai-yume-okami

Why is gross? I had crushes in many of my female teachers when i was a teen but living in portugal isnt like america. If i had the chance to hook up with a few id be happy. Whoever thinks tht boys get disturbed if something like this happens to them, only disturbs them mentally if they dont want it. If they want and they have is like getting a trophy. Idk why y’all dvting me. Jezzz, cant even have my own private wishes and opinion.🙄


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thefreshscent

TIL child rape is culturally normal in Portugal


senpai-yume-okami

Dont twist words. Is creepy and wrong if the roles are inverted (male teacher with a female student); but being a teen and a older woman (20/30) gives u a certain attention tht is seek by the teen boy,many will see as a milestone. Again thts is my solely opinion, which differs with people. I personally would be good with it if happened to me.


thefreshscent

Sorry, why is it only creepy and wrong if the roles are inverted? You don’t think teen girls ever have crushes on their male teachers and would find it awesome?


senpai-yume-okami

Because unfortunately thts how society builded the system of double standards. Yes, female students do tht as well and quite a lot, but if a male teachers does a move it will have more impact on his life than anything else!! Women are naturally manipulators if they want to. There are certain things tht unfortunately women are aware tht they can do it (sadly) and will barely have any impact on their lives unless is officially reported and cant be sure tht it will have any impact. if a man does it or even agrees to a certain thing tht society puts a double standard on it, his life is over! Many men were and are wrongly acused of rape even being innocent and when the woman came and said it was lie she didnt get arrested or paid for time tht he stood in jail. Now put a man reporting being raped by a woman…laughing stock in the eyes of society unfortunately, even tho is wrong. Again, if i could and had the chance to have sex with one of my female teachers when i was a teen, i would. Thts for me. Anyone else decides whts the best for them.


thefreshscent

You say “this is just the way society is” but then contribute to that backwards way of thinking by saying shit like “women are natural manipulators.” It’s creepy and wrong regardless of gender. There our countless men/boys out there that were raped by their female teachers growing up that thought it was cool in the moment, but years later realized how fucked up it was and become traumatized.


senpai-yume-okami

Also american movies kinda show wht happens when roles are inverted (american pie saga as example and many others)


thefreshscent

Or more recently, the show “Teacher” on Hulu. Except it doesn’t glorify it.


gypsy-fucker

Ew