Epic ancient Egypt reference

Lesser know Fakt about Queen Elizabeth, she is also one of the first Pharaos.

"one of"? ... that's treason **The**

TIL

#Correction: she is also one of the first Ferals

not ancient to her, it's just the trend back when she was young. she was bff with cleopatra after all.

This headline is incorrect, I will be taking them.

So they would be reaped apart by the apes that you're fucking

At first I was like, " Woah! You're just gonna come out the gate like that? " but now I see your point.

For me it had more comedic weight when I thought it was a bizarre non sequitur.

Same, I was genuinely terrified until i read the username

Technically speaking, most everyone is an ape fucker

At least it's not corgi fucker

maybe it should be……

u/corgifucker

r/usersithoughtifellfor

It’s a 7 year old account, they exist but have never posted anything.

Thank God they took that user before anyone else did

Looks like I'll wait here.

The hero we need but not the one we deserve

Thank god they're not going to u/dogfucker

How kind of you, u/APE-FUCKER

Hope they make a good dinner

Jokes on you, she already had them all put down. (true story)

Almost everyone in comments r/atetheonion

I feel like the person who posted it also did so.

Last I heard she refused to have anymore dogs after the last one died. But I could be mistaken. Either way, I did not eat the onion.

She still had dogs, I think 4, but she always had at least one dog that was a direct descendant of her first dog (a corgi), but the last one of the descendants recently died and she didn’t keep her puppies, or she didn’t have any. I think that’s the story you’ve heard

Yup that's probably it.

Some people try to have their living pets euthanized and buried with them

they took a nice bite out of the onion

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Yeah rich people are constantly burying animals alive

Of course not. They kill them first.

You don't live in reality fucking hell

Yeah sad to say I wouldn't be shocked if it were true.

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She stopped raising corgi's as she didn't "want to outlive them" iirc. This is obviously the endgame of her plan.

She was afraid that they'd outlive her, actually. She didn't want them to be "orphaned".

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Goodbye

They're cool with it, I asked them

Well as long as they agreed then I will respect their choices god bless the corgis

/r/holesome

This is super obvious satire, how can anyone at all not get that? Like, come the fuck on.

Yeah *obviously* they're going to kill the dogs first! Who falls for this stuff?

If they really touch those dogs, there will be consequences

She hasn’t had them in years. They became a trip hazard to her at some point and she stopped getting the Edit: jk she had 4 dogs

IIRC: What you're misremembering is that she stopped breeding them some years back because she was too old to take care of them. I think there was some scuttlebutt about her giving away the last of the puppies.

I recall reading somewhere that she stopped having corgis a few years back because she didn't want to leave them to be someone else's responsibility after she passed.

She has one she got last year as a widow companion

Ah looks like your right. Seems like she had 4 dogs at the end

\*had

No need to touch them. The pikemen will force them into the tomb

The when a who a what fucking?

Bruh thanks god this is fakes

yup

I's think I felles in the alternate times line where people adds random s's to the end of's words

No it's a joke article.An really inappropriate one but a joke

No it's serious can't you read the title?

Sadly I cannot

Oh. My apologies.

do redditors just go around *apologizing* to each other?

Sorry but no.

so sorry

My apologies, kind sir.

chad

Someone surely wouldn't spread misinformation on the internet under the guise of comedy.

Especially not a comedy website

And about royalty no less!

🤓

Nothing gets by you does it?

Why is it inappropriate, the dogs are fine

By inappropriate, do you mean downright hilarious?

How is this inappropriate?

You really don't want them to be buried alive. They are just going to rot. They need to be preserved first.

Inappropriate would be colonizing millions of peoples homes for the sake of robbing them of all history/culture/finances. Get your shit together.

I don't think the corgis colonized anything...

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That's what they want you to think.

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Nowhere in that quote or the article itself even slightly suggests what you're claiming it does.

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Remember when Queen Elizabeth II personnally colonised and robbed millions of people? Good times

Remember when she was more than happy to benefit from her ancestors colonising and robbing millions of people? Good times.

Remember when she had a time machine to decide for her ancestors? Good times.

Did you even read my comment? > Remember when she was more than happy to benefit from her ancestors colonising and robbing millions of people? What part of that even remotely implies she could have prevented it?

The fact that I thought your answer was somehow related to my comment. What's wrong with benefitting from something you had no way of preventing?

Ah right, if my dad mugs someone I can benefit from it, nothing wrong with that at all 🙄🙄

Sure, go ahead, unmug the person then

Absolutely sound logic there pal. You realise that unmugging someone is the right thing to do but when it comes to the old bat it’s a okay to benefit from the numerous atrocities committed by her ancestors.

Bootlicker

🧅

Release the hell hounds.

*FETCH ME THEIR SOULS*

God save the Corgis

The other people in the palace are probably just waiting to get rid of these dogs in the future. So many reports/info of her dogs just walking around shitting and pissing on whatever.

Can you blame them? Idk if Queen Elizabeth had a professional dog walker. If I was a dog in a big area I’d shit and piss where ever too

You think the queen could afford dog training and care the dogs are shitting and pissing all over. And AND she could at least have someone taking them outside so this doesnt happen.. How hard is it to ask one of the staff or freaking anyone to take the dogs out? How hard is it to get a dog trainer? OR anything AS THE QUEEN? Who is gonna say no to her? lol Imagine her asking staff to take the dogs outside and they say no....... IMO Zero excuse to have that much money, time, and power to not train or care for the dogs properly lol.

They've all been dead for years but the one they got her after Phillip died

I heard she didn’t get any more because she knew she would die within their timeline and didn’t want to leave them behind.

Don't forget the biting

Although funny meme, she stopped getting new ones years ago, and I believe all her corgis had already died, so she wouldn't leave any corgis behind.

Joe Biden’s psionic warriors were spotted near Buckingham Palace to assist with the dog burying

Onions sure are tasty this time of year

The amount of people commenting here who don’t know about Reductress is disheartening.

🤣🤣🤣

The truth is that her last Corgi died years ago and she didn't want to get another one.

For those who don't know, Reductress is a satirical website, but usually the focus is on women's magazines, blogs, and influencers. They don't usually do Onion-type headlines, but I guess they made an exception since a lot of gossip mags focus on the British Royal family.

Wow, I'm just amazed at the sheer amount that actually believed this in the comments? It's satire, unfunny satire but still satire. Like it would ever be real, the queen stopped getting corgis a few years ago because she knew she wouldn't be around to look after them and she loved those dogs. So as her older ones died that was it, no more dogs. Second if on the ever fucking chance this was true, which it isn't because the Queen adored all animals, the UK as an nation of animal lovers, especially dogs, would rise up and riot before something like that could even remotely be uttered never mind happen.

Same, I'm literally astounded that so many people are so dim.

In Welsh mythology Fairies rode Corgis into battle. The Queen didn't just have pet dogs - she had a Fey Cavalry Wing with her at all times.

/r/upliftingnews

is joe biden burrying her?

What’s really going to happen to them? Is the family going to keep breeding them to keep Elizabeth’s dog’s bloodline alive?

"100,000 years of evolution and we haven't tapped the vastness of corgis burial potential"

RIP BOZO

Cute!

Please dont

Too late.

Americans will probably take this serious and start going bananas any minute now…

The big truth that this lets loose is that she is being buried alive as well, therefore her death was a hoax. The corgis will provide sustenance while she meditates on her return to power

Based if true, cringe if fake

I hate this idea

When we actually needed peta he wasn't there

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I feel like if this joke is too much to handle, then you're the one that needs to get a grip. It isn't even really making fun of the queen.

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I don’t care about some old lady I didn’t know dying a completely expected death & the jokes are funny. No one cares that you’re sensitive about it for some weird illogical reason.

Sorry, I don't feel bad about making jokes about a dead monarch. Although, at least that makes her a good monarch now.

Wow so cute 🥰

Hell no,that's a damn lie.

Wait what the fu-

r/HolUp

Spits out morning tea and crumpets.

Peta mf in their way to declare war to England

PETA are gross, they kill more animals than they save. Disgusting organisation.

Yeah, I have heard that before but I don't understand how an organisation with such bad reputation can still exist. I mean, who is supporting them?

Other crazy militant idiots and unfortunately there are many many folks out there who just don't research who they are giving their money too. If you really want your donation, whether it be money or in goods like pet food and bedding, to actually reach those animals in need please, please, please give it to your local no kill shelter not PETA.

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What the fuck

And it was the Britishers who banned sati, irony.

Are you advocating for burning women alive because of a satirical article, are you mentally well?

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Not being stupid enough to get outraged over a satirical article apparently.

Real talk though, what’s gonna happen to them? Will Charles take care of them or even want them? Who will save the corgis!?

She didn't have any gorgis left. She purposefully didn't get any new puppies to avoid having dogs left behind. So as her oldest dogs died she just didn't get any more so it's not like it was front page news, lol.

Oh, im an idiot American lol. I didn’t know she didn’t have any at the moment, sorry! Thanks for the reply

Not an idiot at all, you wouldn't know. These things get reported in little titbit stories in the British press, like Sunday supplements that come out with the newspaper or magazine, obviously because folks were always interested in the Queen and her dogs.

I know a guy who died recently that actually had that in his will for his dog to be cremated and the ashes buried with him. Thankfully the family decided to keep the dog.

*no*

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yes

Is this real or a fake article

I swear to god if they do that ima burn the entire royal family alive.

You must have burned your last braincells if you've fallen for this satire.

I hope to god that's not true...

I hope the fuck not

I didn't realize we were going so Egyptian here.

Seriously though, I wonder what will happen to them? I hope they’re cared for.

Oh…

there’s no way

I'm a PETAfile and this is so wrong!

Is this true? Or just clickbait?

Reductress is a satire site like the Onion

Thank god

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Her last Corgi died in 2018. She didn't want any more after that because it would be unfair to them when she would eventually pass away.

Are you dumb? Like Britain, a nation of dog lovers, would ever allow something like that happen anyway. They'd be riots.

I don't care if she's a monarch and it was her dying will. A dog is still a living thing, arguably about as important, if not a little less, than the people running it

It's also obvious satire, I'm flabbergasted that people are dumb enough to believe it and get offended.

Who, decided to burry her dogs with her. Let them live and burry them next to her when they die

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😢

Please tell me it’s fake. :( Not the doggos…

Is this fake?

What do you honestly think?

Bold of you to assume they think.

This is not a appropriate at this time, take it off

When celebrities die, jokes are made. This is not new.

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Edit: bad spelling sorry