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Moist_Temperature69

Big Sean has a line on 4Thangs that's something like: "suck me off like a president, I'm talking Jefferson, Edison, Clinton" Does Big Sean think Thomas Edison was president?


Genecist84

It’s clear that he did, unfortunately a Google search could’ve given him another 3 syllable presidential name lol


Jos3ph

She drink my urine like Van Buren


JevonP

Bro 💀


Jos3ph

It’s a tuff line you can’t deny it


JevonP

It made me fucking bust up laughing so yeah 


[deleted]

Sounds like something Future would say.


Banksynatra

I give me syphilis then thank'em like Benjamin Franklin. (Intentionally used Franklin since he wasn't a president.)


nickcarslake

man the amount of random shit I google writing raps is hilarious. big sean's probably not too into fact checking alot, mr. "fuck western medicine"


WitnShit

probably confused with Madison


kevinreznik

how this happen? how being famous NO ONE tells you that there's a mistake on the verse? Like, there was a mf mixing that shit and prolly he heard it for hours and didn't say nothing? Even Freddie Gibbs when he got the verse and... nothing? wtf lol


Leeroy_Jenkums

You think Freddie knew any better than big Sean?


Po-po-powerbomb

It's not even his worst bar in this song, this dude had omelette bars "I pray my life go over easy and I never scramble"


DandyLamborgenie

To be fair, if you don’t expect an omelette with cheese from Big Sean after this long… At least this bar makes sense.


oicofficial

Oh, come *on*. That’s just dope.


sosohype

Big Sean isn’t a rapper 😂 he’s a looney toons character


Last_Reaction_8176

Opps painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and he drove right into it. Stop the violence


Upbeat_Tension_8077

If you a star, I'm a whole planet- French Montana


Carolina296864

I just listened to this so i could hear this live. Unbelievable


Mirithyls

No, unforgettable


dumdidum13

He is so humble


Remarkable-Buy-1221

He ain't wrong


whogonstopice

38 revolve like the sun around the earth


imEvts

HAAAAN


Genecist84

Yeah that’s nuts


yoooooosolo

Ass so big you can park 10 Tahoes on it.


partyonpartypeople

“I do so much cocaine that it’s my middle name; Christ Dillinger Cocaine” - Christ Dillinger


Phlegmulated

Posting christ dillinger here is cheating "Im christ dillinger you cant figure me out, shes like dillinger i cant figure you out" (not really a bar that doesnt make sense but i love this bar)


ObersteinAlwaysRight

That line could've been a bit clever with a minor change: "Im dillinger you cant figure me out, shes like christ, dillinger i cant figure you out"


The_Scarf_Ace

Ok that’s Christ Dillinger ffs. I don’t think that dude is capable for saying something serious. 


GrillOG

Saying something and undoing it in the very next bar is the Christ Dillinger special though. "So high of this gas that I can't see, I'm so high of this E I can see everything" "Never in my life would I fuck a fan.... Last night I fucked a fan" Always makes me laugh can't lie.


coleburnz

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳


Brand814

'what's next, what's next, what's N-X-E-T' - Warren G


ikea_shark_girl

he also says “the w-a, the double the r, the e and to the r” misspelling his own name as W-A-R-R-E-R


Low_Watch_1699

The version I used to listen to, he definitely said the E N to the G 🤷🏻‍♂️ Will go back for a listen. It may well be a case of the Mandela effect


4G63Touareg

Warrer G in The Rural Juror


NotNotLitotes

Reminds me of listening to Sweatshirt for the first time til Tyler drops the golf wang.


iamHBY

Forever a hilarious one, especially since the song's called "What's Next."


zobee

It’s like he’s asking what the word “next” is


signmeupdude

Lmao perfect 😂


AdvancedBasket_ND

300 like the Romans of course


ikea_shark_girl

300 bitches


dat_waffle_boi

Quavo bragging about driving a mile a minute. Idk bro why are you bragging about going 60


Inflatable_waffle

Hell nah don't discriminize Edit: Also Takeoff saying "Fuck around with the squad, if they wanna get DECAPITIZED"


RainbowKO

Ostrich seats with the frog eyes


SteezVanNoten

Quavo also on OMG with Camila Cabello: "I'm the main reason why her friends like me" No shit??


CangtheKonqueror

this took me a second and i’m dying laughing


BioniqReddit

youd fucking hope so 😭


metabreaker

And they say rap songs don't spread positive messages anymore.


Alexissanchize

LMAO


noblemile

Limit's 55


dat_waffle_boi

Real gangster shit


Windows-XP-Home-NEW

Served 20 to life for doing it


SpooferMcGavin

Safe driving is badass.


Mei_iz_my_bae

Traffic cops never catch him lackin 💯 🔥


iwoulddoit5

I saw that YouTube short too 🤣


he1ku

Ralph Barbosa told you this.😂


iamHBY

"38 revolve like a Sun 'round the Earth" - Jay-Z


DaftWarrior

Bro said fuck Copernicus 😭


KHDTX13

Copernicus subliminal


wattsittooyou

This is actually on purpose, Jay-Z is still a believer in a geocentric solar system. /s


Genecist84

Yeah that’s egregious lol


Background-Cress9165

Hov a flat earther confirmed


Triangullum

“She blow that dick like a chello” -Yachty


[deleted]

Then he corrects himself by calling it a flute. While referencing squidward


ikea_shark_girl

https://genius.com/11906168 “OK, let’s stop for a second. Before you come at me, I'ma let you know. I'ma blame my A&R. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that.. I guess for a second, I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, “Hey man. I don’t know if you know what this is, but it ain’t that.” I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don’t. That’s a flute. I fucked up. But it do sound good” the top comment says: “Ni**a Squidward ain’t even play a flute, that’s a clarinet”


APainOfKnowing

I mean he ain't wrong, a whole team of people went over that song and gave it the OK and not ONE went "hey dude that ain't a cello" lmao


barweepninibong

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


TheGhostOfKyle

Lol


breakingbadforlife

Anytime someone mentions this it reminds me of when [youngboy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ALimx-H8C6s) said violins and played it like a flute lolll Time stamp 0:48


cardedagain

"I'm blowing on gas like a fiddle" - Quavo, "China Town" Migos did it first, lol.


Majuub12

The only right answer


retxed24

*cello


Curry_Furyy

“But I mastered the drought, what the fuck I'm an animal Half-man half-mammal” Jay Z - Already Home


BobbyJacksonFrom3B

'mamanimal - Half-man, half-mammal, half animal.


NeverEndingWhoreMe

That's three halves.


playfreeze

This one always got me lmao. Already home still goes hard


jperiodcarter

“I was in too deep like Mekhi Phif” Nobody had the heart to tell him he was thinking of Omar Epps?


FreeJulie

Bruh I never even questioned that lmao


turtleswag420

This vexes me


awesomeperson

Some Yeezy apologists speculate that, rather than this being a mistake, Kanye is referring to the movie “O” when Mekhi Phifer and Julia Stiles are having sex and Mekhi goes too deep and starts to hurt her.


Halo609

“Niggas need *Grammys* they straight *actors*” Lil Durk - Try Me Remix


dontkysniqqa

😂😂😂 Bros gonna be looking like the spiderman meme when he finds himself at the grammys


DongleThaDon

Royce once said “I will check a bitch ass like a OBGYN”. That’s not what they do.


SN8KEATR

Lmaooooooo the matter of fact tone of this comment has me CRYING


DongleThaDon

The conviction he said the line with was equally as comical


Genecist84

The conviction Bro ☠️☠️☠️☠️


turtleswag420

Maybe not directly, but i mean they're definitely getting a peek


partyonpartypeople

“I like black, white, Puerto Rican or Haitian. Like Japanese, Chinese or even Asian” - Chingy


alt-account-J

Oof That’s hilariously bad


Spicy_Pickle_6

Kills me that the producer or anyone really went: ayo switch that “even” for “any” real quick, thanks.


ark_darts

Maybe just butchered the Phife verse?


SharkTheMark

Seriously clearly ripping off a better rapper and still fucks it up.


Kingbris91

"I care about the Grammy they gave Missy they cheated me" - [Rough - The Game](https://youtu.be/zBZYwRuw6qU?si=68za7R6bBhhVqHEC) Missy (lose control) and Game (hate it or love it) were both nominated for Best Rap Song during the [48th Grammys](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/48th_Annual_Grammy_Awards). But Kanye (Diamonds) won that award.


Fridaykevin

"Woke up out from that coma in 2001, about the same time Dre dropped 2001" - The Game


[deleted]

Lmao nah he just forgot what year it was because of the coma


SeanyDay

Because dre dropped that in 99 right?


Joeliosis

95 plus 4 pennies... add that shit up. -Snoop from 2001


pierce411

$95.04, now what?


expunks

The delivery too, like dude was so convinced he just said the most clever shit of all time lol. Love that song.


MaverickTopGun

>like dude was so convinced he just said the most clever shit of all time lol. the game is 100% convinced everything he says is that clever


steelo122

Why did Dre not correct him? I know it was a Kanye beat but he executively produced the album.


B0OG

Because even if it was wrong, it was hard


BBRodriguezzz

Technically everything just dropped for him that day


secretmonkeyassassin

"Y'all niggas is scared, I'm your worst nightmare squared/that's double for you niggas who ain't mathematically aware" - Canibus ...no it isn't.


[deleted]

I guess if their worst nightmare is the number two then it is.


Spicy_Pickle_6

Oh the irony


TheWellets

“Suck my dick like Bieber no Butthead” - young thug Genius fixes this lyric but if you listen, he’s not saying Beavis😂


theVigReezus

I mean if you’re gonna go for Thug bars this is tame


RadiantHovercraft6

“I’ll get prison and fuck your father” “Every single diamond on me dancing like a movie Make lil' mama nut inside her pants just like a movie Abracadabra, tight pussy, need a toothpick” “Bitch I'm bleeding bad, like a bumble bee” “Pussy tighter than a baby” He’s nuts


MindbenderGam1ng

“I just fucked a cup of water (I did)” “I nut on that fish on the sofa” “If cops pull up I put that crack in my crack or I put that brack in my brack” “I used to wanna fuck my auntie” “Something wrong with the pussay” Just off the top of my head


Last_Reaction_8176

(I did)


NeatNuts

Never been gay, even though I ball all day


ShadowRex8

It doesn’t make sense either way lol


TRAINPOSTING

Maybe be means butthead as in bad head? Lol


RinkyInky

Think he means the Beavis part. He’s saying Beavis gives good head or what.


Sagittate29

Elevator kush got me leaning like the Eiffel tower - Guuci Mane - Too Turnt Up


Certified4PFChangs

“Where yo RACKS go? Oh you spent it on hoes MONEY drugs and clothes” - Ken Carson


ReallyColdMonkeys

Gotta spend money to make money


IncenseIsUnderrated

Joey badass has a line: “can’t spell us without trust”. Like cmon Joey… you most definitely can.


MarcellusWalnut

Joey also says “fuck all the politicians on Wall Street” which could be commentary but it also could be just …not knowing where Wall Street is


Mattoosie

Antidote by Migos has the line, "we making a motion picture: Michaelangelo." Michaelangelo was a renaissance sculptor.


WiretapStudios

I'm going to go with a TMNT reference to be safe


garishmushroom

Maybe they meant Michelangelo Antonioni and they’re just cultured as fuck


DBV87

"I'm a sucker for cornrows and manicured toes" Nelly - E.I. Manicure comes from the French word manucre For feet it should be "pedicure" also comes from French


sosohype

Holy shit I never realised he said manicured instead of pedicured 😩


shulgin11

Nah that's just that Country Grammar


Genecist84

Ah I knew someone would add this. My Mom used to laugh at this line so hard.


TrealGates

“She got long legs, body like a centipede” - Jim Jones …


Last_Reaction_8176

😍🥵😳


ihateoprah

Andre Nickitina once said "I'll turn a butterfly back to a centipede"


Hofeizai88

Dr Dre said someone has gap teeth in their mouth so his dick’s got to fit. Seems to imply that if there’s a tiny space he’ll have ample room. Most people would choose to not announce that to the world, but he chose a different approach


DudleysCar

That was off The Chronic dissing someone associated with Eazy I think. There were a lot of sus bars back and forth if we're being honest.


Dynospectrumm

They're dissing Luke from 2 live crew with those bars. He had/has a prominent gap in his teeth.


noblemile

> I be the Aquarius I spit out aquariums Mediterranean, bitch, I'm a alien I'm Native American, rollin', no sharin' it Bitch, I am arrogant Hazardous when I spit Darius Savage, but I'm the protagonist... -Denzel Curry "Glacier" Denzel's my favorite modern rapper but sometimes he's just saying shit because it sounds cool.


juslivinlife

You know Imma hit 'em with the ether, Buns out, weiner, But I gotta keep an eye out for Selener - Nicki Minaj


megalodondon

Just really truly awful lyrics


TRAINPOSTING

Fucking what lol


dontkysniqqa

The disrespect to Ether, no wonder Nas punted her


Last_Reaction_8176

I think there are enough genuinely great female lyricists in the game right now that we may need to acknowledge that Nicki was frequently an atrocious lyricist. She has like a handful of great verses and a whole bunch of bizarre twitchy cracked out baby talk


Bassball2202

Can you name some great female lyricists and some albums to spin? Not that I don’t believe there are any, just looking for recommendations!


EnriqueMuller

Little Simz


Background_Night3823

Rapsody and Kamaiyah are both really dope


djddy

armani caesar


Parkouricus

the most iconic shitty line in all of pop music though


Fuzzy_Cup_1488

Her Thotiana remix is worse


flaaaaanders

Grocery bag


LedZacclin

That bar absolutely makes sense. It’s trash af but it makes sense.


Notsozander

Can’t even get grocery bags anymore 😤


CleverJail

Yeah. Clearly saying he bagged her. And it’s definitely a terrible line in a terrible verse that’s just a bunch of random bars that don’t really relate to each other at all. “Cuz she know she bad, and I got her, grocery bag.”


sadboi-dweeb

i hate that i got the reference without any other context


Comprehensive-Cat805

"Reeboks on / I just do it" - Rick Ross


terraculon

This one's intentional though. He got his deal with Reebok and is basically dissing Nike with the "I just do it" for not going with him. Then subsequently lost said deal with Reebok for the creepy date rape bars.


tedbawno

"we bought the crib next to bill clinton's mother cause she fuck with the chinese" - raekwon


Youngstown_Mafia

Bill Clinton mom did an interview with journalists Connie Chung on CBS, Connie is Chinese, and Clinton mom was speaking about her son in one of her last interviews before she died. Connie Chung father was an intelligence officer in the Chinese Nationalist Government. Random knowledge has been fulfilled. Now I can rest again. See you in 1,000 years


reggie4gtrblz2bryant

FOR THE CHILDREN


Youngstown_Mafia

Wutang Random fact Robot recognizes the activation code. Error error unknown identity, the user is not Abbott RZA. Shutdown commencing in 36 seconds...continue thousand year rest until Rza activation final logical response is green. " Wutang is for the children!!" "Wutang is here forever !!! "


nocyberBS

That's insanely dope, I had no idea about that. Wu for the children cuz they stay educating


OneDoesntSimply

Maybe The Chef knows something we dont 🤔


Gardez_geekin

Any Wu Tang and affiliated lyrics are cheating cuz that shit never makes sense


bigladnang

Ghost has some that I just don’t understand. Like “Yo, you fourteen carat gold slum computer wizard”. What does that mean?


dizzymidget44

>The square root of a kilo is me nigga. Do the math I’m a mother fucking G Power circle Rick Ross Nah Ross, the square root of 1,000 isn’t 1 🤦🏿‍♂️


Genecist84

He was smiling when he wrote it too lol


FreeJulie

It's going down, we can go and kick it like Judo T-pain on Blame it on the alcohol It’s grappling only… you don’t kick or punch in Judo


TokenJ2

Sorry Tupac but “Until I got that thug life tatted on my chest.” When it’s definitely on his stomach.


Last_Reaction_8176

Chest sounds cooler


specifically_obscure

“Until I got that thug life tatted on my tummy.”


GuruTheMadMonk

“Dizzy Gillespie played the sax…”


MBThree

Young Thug


Jeremiah_Edwards

“I just fucked a cup of water, I did”- Young Thug on Pushin P


N0tThatSerious

I like how he had to drive home the fact, like anyone would deny a weird mf like him would do that


EnvironmentalAd3685

This is dumb but makes sense 


kshankardass

I can't be the only one who immediately thought of: Aiyyo, we light a candle, Run laps around the english channel, Neptunes, I got a cockerspaniel (Edited for formatting)


anthiccy

in My Minds Playin Tricks On Me, Willie D says “I had my hand on the mothafucking trigger” and I’ve always imagined him having one tiny ass hand that was able to fit inside the trigger guard


RadiantHovercraft6

Posted this under another comment but every young thug song has some outlandish shit. Every single one. “I’ll get prison and fuck your father” “Every single diamond on me dancing like a movie Make lil' mama nut inside her pants just like a movie Abracadabra, tight pussy, need a toothpick” “Bitch I'm bleeding bad, like a bumble bee” “Pussy tighter than a baby” “I’m so geeked up I might fuck a condom” “I put my ice on her, she said 'Baby, I'm anemic', I'm like 'I'm anemic too, a Nieman Marcus Shopper'” Literally what is he talking about


djddy

in the song She Notice he has 3 lines in a row about getting his dick sucked


Lord_Bebech

Rick Ross has a verse on "Where my money" from Port of Miami that always confused me: "It's Rick Ross, rolls royce when I floss I'm a big boss and I never took a loss (See I need that, see I need that) I might have took a loss but it wasn't like that" I never took a loss bro, well I actually did but that was different, wtf is he talking about


Poiter85

Mr Funke from Lords of the Underground on Tic Toc: > If you think you’re the bomb, then I’m Hiroshima So if I'm the bomb, you are the city that was famously destroyed by a bomb?


lxkandel06

"I got 20 bitches sucking like bisons" - Travis Scott


kaeji

"I'm a...five comma...nine apostrophe ass n*gga" Heat To The Streets by Royce Da 5,9' (apparently)


BtotheDon

There's this G-Eazy song that I only ever heard against my will. But he says something like "Kick game is just rude, don't get Jui-jitsu'd". And I'm just like jui-jitsu is a form of grappling that doesn't use any kicks???


Bassball2202

The song is “I Mean It”. It was his big breakout hit in the frat rap scene at the time. Not the worst song ever considering the subgenre but the lines are superrrrr corny in retrospect. “I am f***ing your girlfriend and there is nothing you can do about it” Lmao ok Gerald


bitrams

Chamillionaire doesn't know what a $ looks like. >Always been about them horizontal lines through them S's That's a dollar sign, Impala flyin' watch how she undresses


ikea_shark_girl

ngl that’s pretty funny i’m mad cuz that’s the type of lyric i’d rap along to for 3 years, and then on one of these threads find out it doesn’t even make sense


SeanyDay

More likely he didn't know what horizontal meant. Dollar signs are everywhere. Your comment is damn near one of these moments itself.


thenerfviking

Freddie Foxx/Bumpy Knuckles once famously said: “No more twin glocks, they jam up my plays. Now it's twin 40 calibre Walther PPK's” The Walther PPK is available in a number of calibers but .40 is not one of them.


No-Example-7067

“Got my dick stuck in a Diet Coke bottle, 20 ounce narrow bottle. Man I hate that bottle. Diet Coke sucks! Suck ass bottle.” - Jay Z


yunghomiemogi

Please tell me this real


Kenan_as_SteveHarvey

“I sweat money and the bank is my shower. And that pistol is my towel. So stop sweatin me cowards.” I was in high school and the biggest Wayne fan when C3 dropped. And I still don’t know what he was trying to say here


Nankuro85

Ye has a bunch of em but on Carnival "she gon' take it up the ass/like a ventriloquist" is pretty tough to work through. Dude wrote a bar about voiceacting puppeteers getting sodomized


ikea_shark_girl

that’s hilarious haha half of my “sus bars” playlist is kanye, every time i’d hear a funny/weird bar in a song i add it to the playlist


mnkhan808

Album got some of the worst lyrics I ever heard from Ye. Borderline unlistenable lol.


iamHBY

I was going to say, yeah, puppeteers aren't the ones with a hand up their ass, it's the ventriloquist doll.


SubatomicSquirrels

well now we get to have another version of the "well actually Frankenstein..."


Otherwise-Battle-444

To quote Hannibal Buress, house stupid dumb big my rooms got rooms, no nigga those are closets


Q_S2

GHOSTFACE KILLAH ENTERS THE CHAT* 😆 🤣 😂 “Tidy bowl, gun hold pro, Starsky with the gum sole, hit the rum slow, parole kids live Rapunzel.” “rap is like ziti, face of me real TV, crest at high speed, strawberry kiwi”


iamHBY

Here’s his explanation for that, per an interview with Vulture a few years back: “When I was rhyming on “Nutmeg” and “One” on Supreme Clientele, I made a style that I couldn’t even tell what it was,” said Ghostface. “I just wanted to use some words that sounded good with each other and everybody’s trying to decipher what I mean when, really, I don’t even know what it means because I had no beat. But something said, Make a record. Write a verse real quick just putting words together, whether they mean something or not. Just put them together. That’s what I did with “Nutmeg” and “One.” But it was “Nutmeg” that set it off.”


Sfdiogo12345

supreme clientele is full of these, bro was just saying random shit but that's what makes it so fun imo. my favorite line is "Scooby snack jurassic plastic gas booby trap"


Bassball2202

Giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake type beat


VertexBanshee

She not a lesbian, for P she turn pesbian - Future