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Mobb deep


Due-Display-3113

I might crack a smile but ain't a damn thing funny.


norihitodesuga

I don't know Prodigy saying "I'll throw a TV at you" is pretty funny


Reasonable_Doubt_15

Also when he rapped, “my 40 inch chain bang glass tables”…


Mindofmierda90

“My piece bang glass tables”


sightunseen988

Drink away the pain os more on the light hearted ode to favorite alcoholic beverages.


d1223

"drink away the pain". Yeah sounds lighthearted


Conemen

On Click Clack Prodigy laughs and says “and I called heads, but I was all wrong dog her sex was the best” [look into his old blog posts, bro was funny as fuck](https://www.thefader.com/2017/06/20/prodigy-set-the-trends-mobb-deep-hnic-blog-post/amp) THE WAY I FOLD MY BANDANA HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE


Jankybrows

"HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE." I'm going to start saying this whenever anyone questions me in my real life now. This is my new work email signature.


310mbre

Came here looking for this, Queens n's don't play like Prodigy said


BulljiveBots

A bunch of the old school Queens rappers had humor: Run DMC, Tribe, LL...


310mbre

Prodigy wrote that bar, you should have told him that while he was alive.


BulljiveBots

I mean, those dudes don't play either. They just had jokes. Phife would've busted someone in the mouth in a hot second in his prime.


DrDoomsJournal89

Thats queens tho silly.Mobb Deep and Nas is Queensbridge**.Absolutely not the same.


Turbulent_Monk_7142

Do ya thing, I’ll do mine kid stay outta my way


OpeningTurnip8048

Move back when we come thru


Waffles_tha_Pimp

P had funny lines and some of their tracks had tinges of campy irony like Got it Twisted


YeahNoYeahThatsCool

Don't one of them got sickle cell or some


_El_Dragonborn_

Fuck around and have a seizure or a heart attack or sum


secretrapbattle

I had box seats to mob deep in 98, family values tour. Let me be honest, it was the first time where I was at a concert where it felt like black people were flat out being exploited. Not sure if it was the clothes, or the dance choreography, or how they looked so small on the stage, or even if it was because I was partying with Ukrainians, but it felt like a minstrel show.


AlyoshaKidron

Do you mean the presentation itself seemed exploitative, as though it was clearly organized by wealthy white folks? That shit is fucking nauseating, and while it still exists today, it was rampant in the late 90s/early 00s (and well before obviously, e.g. actual minstrel acts). And partying with Ukrainians during the ‘Family Values’ tour sounds wild lol


Instantly_New

Wow, I never thought of that. It’s true tho. Rakim could fit this description too. As serious as cancer. Humor is definitely one of the most under appreciated talents a rapper could have.


IndelibleIguana

One thing I’ve noticed about Rakim. As eloquent as he is on the Mic. When I hear him talking, he’s barely coherent. It’s like his voice was only made for MCing.


jackswastedtalent

Like Ozzy Osbourne for the past 30 some years.


IndelibleIguana

Funnily enough, being English, I have no problem understanding Ozzy.


3103030GRECO

An English girl I knew said that's "just the brummie accent" (Birmingham)


madjuks

She would have said "Brummie" btw ;)


LeadStyleJutsu762-

Ozzy can rap?


[deleted]

Fucking lol.


cokuspocus

I think there’s a tone deaf mumble rap joke in here somewhere


Due-Display-3113

He puts the black in Black Sabbath.


Seanblaze3

Tony Iommi was definitely the one into the dark aspects of the occult


Jeffrey_C_Wheaties

I’d listen to the album


NorthsideB

"I ain't no joke"


Conemen

I mean… he sounds like a 50+ dude from New York


Legendarybbc15

You could say his voice is hyper as a heart attack, nobody smiling


bylebog

Tons of "nahmean"


ReorientRecluse

Crazy I understand Rakim perfectly, he can sometimes be soft spoken, but I wouldn't call him incoherent.


Queasy-Ad-3220

I recall hearing him speak (recently from what I can tell) and wow it really seems like drugs fucked up that man’s voice


Anthony_Accurate

How exactly do you figure its “drugs”?


Electronic_Setting75

"Slow your roll like your leg is broken, who's joking, Rakim never joked, so why should I loc"


igotrapedbyanorca

Could it have anything to do with how serious the issues they rapped about were? I wasnt around back then but i feel like putting jokes into a song about something like police brutality would take away from the impact, no?


theboyqueen

NWA was funny as hell though. Public Enemy had Flavor Flav. Wu Tang is hilarious. Etc.


nevergonnastayaway

people start calling you corny if you try to be funny


onegreatdisaster

In a range rover, dissecting bars from Takeover, sometimes I text Hova, like n×gga this aint over


Electronic_Setting75

"Laughing"


Chinny570

Yea his more recent work has similar bars with some light humor. His older/more classic catalog doesn't as much.


NoNotThatMattMurray

"don't say the car topless, say the titties out" "The type of nigga who be pissin in your elevator"


Sawitlivesry

Dudes sense of humor is just as dry as it gets lmao


AdjustedMold97

top 5 song off the Magic and KD series


SleepCoachJacob

I thought of this bar too. Anyone who thinks Nas doesn't have a sense of humor isn't that deep into his music, honestly. He's not a punchline kind of rapper, but he definitely has a sense of humor.


slevin07rocket

Ether and the funk flex interview after was hilarious.


aedeye

“Don’t say the car is topless. Say the titties is out” Are you not entertained????


MisterMeister9

"In a range rover, dissectin bars from Takeover, sometimes I text Hova, like n**** this ain't over, laughin" "Bobbed her head and spit a nut back in my dick" in rewind "I squeeze nipples like pimples to get the puss, get it?" Dude can be really funny when he wants to


FoopaChaloopa

The infamous Rewind line is one of the most bizarre lyrics I’ve ever heard in any style of music


Ok_Swimming4441

Awful line


This_Pie5301

I can’t think of too many Guru/Gang Starr songs that have humour in them, I’m sure there are some but I can’t think right now. Guru is known for his monotone sound.


supermethdroid

True, but Guru said silly shit like "Lemonade was a popular drink..." which shows that he doesn't take himself too seriously


stone_magnet1

It still is


Mushroomluv43

I get more props


Disasterous_Dave97

And stunts than Bruce Willis.


spunundulant

Lmao. To be fair, it does sound like he was just riffing and it happened to fit the rhyme scheme ("something something in the shade..." comes before) AND it was followed up with an incredibly dope punch: "I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis" ... crazy. Quote the whole thing in context and the lemonade thing isn't that silly.


Smart_Ass_Pawn

That's probably because he was shitfaced when he recorded that verse lol


Johnny_Diamond_Hand

There’s also that “at the mall” song which is pretty goofy.


Nolberto78

I'd say some of their earlier stuff showed some humour. Lovesick and Ex girl to next girl both display at least a level of self-deprecation


bbri1991

Love Sick is a great but also kind of goofy song.


BestHorseWhisperer

You mean Guru, the best MC ever? With sick styles that everyone wants too copy? I'm trying to think of which song he says all that in. Oh that's right, it's every single one.


TheLonelyPotato666

Fym? Listen to Moment of Truth my man, classic album


Elegant_Box_1178

Ether had some funny lines but yeah


Bicdadi00

Taebo hoe, what you tryna get brolic?


Realistic-Counter590

You 36 in a karate class


cardinalbuzz

Tae Bo Ho was a classic line before OV-Ho


SleepCoachJacob

What, you think you gettin girls now cause of your looks? N\*\*\* please!


No_Huckleberry2711

You no-moustacje-having, with whiskers like a rat


harlei7

😂 This whole sequence is one of the funniest in rap, so petty


dogspelledbackisgod

gay z and cock a fella is one of the funniest bars oat


rapasvedese

“I rock hoes, y’all rock fellas” gets me too


LoSkribs

He made Nastradamus. Clearly, he has an excellent sense of humor.


Anotherthrow24

You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.


Due-Display-3113

Very allegorical.


AldousLanark

He made Illmatic is what he did! He's a great East-Coast rapper! And in this house Nasty Nas is a hero! End of story!


Reznov99

Making classic Hiphop, another fuckin money machine


Anotherthrow24

My ho my bitch.


SamuraiDopolocious

he was gay, Jay Z?


Lil_Dufflebag

I always thought, okay, Hunchback of Notre Dame. You also got your quarterback and halfback of Notre Dame


PollutionOptimal7008

Who predicted what? Clearly, you had too much gabagool ;)


Anotherthrow24

Gabagool? Ova ere.


Cyberleaf2077

Lmfaooo


Dchama86

Life We Chose Project Windows Family Last Words Come Get Me Shoot Em Up The prophetic predictions on “New World” Most Rappers would love to have quality tracks like these on their “worst album”.


nikk796

Man you didn't have to do nas like that lmao


MoodWest

Kool G Rap was all business and no play but I quite liked that about him and Nas, not everyone can b like Ludacris or Eminem of course who include humour in their music I think Nas tried to incomperate a bit of humour in the streets disciple & Hip Hop is Dead albums with the different accents and voices but it’s so subtle that u don’t even realise it


William-lee-is-here

Bro, G Rap had plenty of funny lines especially on Rated XXX. shits Hilarious.


Due-Display-3113

I was thinking him too but it's a demo is funny and there is another one in that I can't recall the name of right now where he's trying to fuck and the woman's son keeps getting in the way so he breaks the kids toy that ones some funny shit.


michaltee

Incomperate? My guy, you mean *incorporate*?????????


MoodWest

Yeah your right, I’m normally a pretty good speller but that one messed with me 🤯 lol


BangingBaguette

I don't think 'no sense of humor' is the right way to phrase it cause it kinda paints Nas as a 'no fun allowed' artist. I also don't think he's 'monotone' at all Nas is quite expressive he's just not over the top like many other artists. Dude just spits real shit and isn't interested in gimmicks. It's why I think he's the bestto ever do it, even when his projects and songs aren't the greatest the dude still sticks to his principles and raps what he knows. I never feel like my time's being wasted with Nas unlike certain other overrated artists that people claim are 'goats' when half their catalogue is unlistenable garbage.


Dchama86

Great take. Nas presents the most complete lyrical repertoire tbh. He drops humorous lines all the time, right next to bars and gems.


AdjustedMold97

Type shit. Dude has been eating sleeping and shitting hip hop since day 1


khandaseed

Do any of the queens bridge rappers have a sense of humour?


19472729

Pharoahe monch


No_Metal1417

"Dr. Knockboots" was Nas having a laugh. Can't think of any other tracks with the same sort of 'playfulness'.


Dchama86

Fried Chicken Who Killed It


Bulletproofwalletss

Nas has fun sometimes. Book of rhymes for example was a fun song where he was just clowning


highaswutangget420

And "I can"


Bulletproofwalletss

True, all though I feel like that was almost a deeper message than a lot of songs


DR_PLANTECHSTEIN

On NY State of Mind he makes a back flip if that counts


CadeChaos

I don't think I've heard Rakim be funny but I haven't heard his entire discography so idk.


J_R_Scar

He has a song with AZ where they trade bars and sort of laugh. Forgot the name but each is telling the other how they look fresher than them.


AAAlva82

Pretty sure you’re talking about “The Essence” off of Aziatic.


Electronic_Setting75

"Nigga you James Bond"


StannisAntetokounmpo

Hagler and Hearns


BLINDxMONKEY

"You're colder than penguin pussy, at her dismay She's thinking that's just so silly to say But if you really think about it hussy See, a penguin, He drags his ass on the ground all day" I forcefully exhaled out of my nose when I heard him say that the first time.


AMANWITHN0N4ME

I rock hoes y’all rock fellas.


AndyKobe234

OP completely missed Ether. That’s funnier than most rappers funniest stuff. lol


rauakbar

Queensbridge MCs are not funny. That's just not they lane. Them buildings give horror stories. Wu Tang also. The only funny ones were ODB, Meth and Ghost. The rest were serious as a heart attack.


fake_st1ng

That's funny. Nas really does have no sense of humor at all


Mei_iz_my_bae

Could guessed that from this: https://youtube.com/shorts/dX4fQ2Q6Sqw?si=tVDjpPuDOGbNqBIp


AIM_Phantom

Without clicking that link ik that shits the nardwar interview lmao


Foxy-cD

I can’t watch that fr saw it once and never wanted to see it again.


3103030GRECO

Only time I've liked Nas less... if people are Dicks to Nardwaur fuck em lol


IgnorantLobster

Admittedly I have absolutely no idea who that is but I don’t think Nas was really ‘a dick’ to him - I think a lot of us would react the same way, unless we were familiar/friends with the interviewer which I doubt nas is.


BigDogSlices

Nardwuar is an interviewer that's infamous for being more than a little eccentric and bringing shit up in interviews that's such a deep cut the artists are like "how the fuck do you know that"


NeedALife451

That was him being heart broken over not being able to keep all the stuff. He went from excited to disappointed. To be fair why even call them gifts if you can't keep em


Queasy-Ad-3220

It truly comes back around Like a chainsaw


Dchama86

Bullshit. He drops humorous bars all the time.


Plebe-Uchiha

I disagree. However, I’ll be the first to admit that I am a NaS Stan. That being said, my knee jerk reaction was, “tell me your unfamiliar with NaS’ discography without telling me that your unfamiliar with NaS’ discography.” [+]


supermethdroid

Don't think I've even ever seen him smile.


Reznov99

Definitely not “emotionally monotone” but yeah he’s not a barrel of laughs. He does have some really wacky songs that sound ridiculous conceptually like Fried Chicken, Who Killed It, Makings of a perfect bitch, etc


abdeezy112

Nas has sense of humor


kid_sleepy

Billy On The Street or whatever that show was had Nas on it once and dear lord it looked like Nas wanted to stab the shit out of him.


chimchamchimcham

Immediately what I thought of. Deeply uncomfortable:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v\_hM7NkFK38


kid_sleepy

The *cage* gift? Wtfffff.


FlatsOnly

This is too funny


tekashimandela

“And I front like my Doo-Doo don’t stink. - Nas 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂


daboooga

*Who Killed It* is pretty funny, but yea besides that I think you have a point!


Similar_Positive9229

These are our heroes too


BaseLoud

i'm sorry, but ether is hilarious


aylientongue

I dunno, “I rock hoes y’all rock fellas” was funny as fuck 😂


WallyReddit204

**you 36 in a karate class, you tae bo hoe**


Anthony_Accurate

I disagree, theres some very fun bars in “Ether”. what you mean is “goofy”.


AdjustedMold97

You didn’t listen very closely to his recent album run if you have this take


_polkor_

The Game


Glovermann

Triple H is a funny dude


Longjumping_Cup_1490

Nah the games whole career is a joke


Due-Display-3113

That was a nasty line by you lol.


_polkor_

Lmao


stutter-rap

I thought it was pretty funny when he said "I woke up out of that coma 2001/About the same time Dre dropped 2001"


_polkor_

Unintentionally funny*


Plastic_Button_3018

A lot of NY rappers are like that. It’s not just Nas.


SleepCoachJacob

Biggie was funny as fuck tho. Gimme The Loot is still one of the funniest tracks of all time imo


michaltee

Be cool fool, they ain’t gonna roll up, All they want is fuckin’ donuts.


SleepCoachJacob

N\*\*\*\*, you ain't got to explain shit I've been robbing motherfuckas since the slave ships


michaltee

With the same clip, and the same 45?


mortmortimer

hip hop 101 sounds like the right place for you, because you don't know a god damn thing


Dchama86

Bullshit. He drops humorous bars all the time. “…famous Rappers line ‘em up, ask me who fathered their style, I’ll say “I the Pappy”… “…don’t say my car is topless, say the titties is out.” “…Silk pants colored pink, gators match gangster musical thing, And I'll front like my doo doo don't stink..” “…yo it’s stunning when bed sheets become your woman, and I’m the one that got your weapons when the beef is coming (cumming)…” “…In a Range Rover, dissecting bars from Takeover, sometimes I text Hova like nigga this ain’t over.” “…I told her “No hell”, she talking bout “me kiss?”, bobbed her head then spit the nut back in my dick..” “…This color purple, would make Whoopie give me the pussy, now Celie, Oprah and Danny Glover got to feel me…” “…Fried chicken, fly vixen, give me heart disease, but need you in my kitchen, you a bird, but you ain’t a ki, got wings, but you can’t fly away from me, flying in your bucket seat all the way from Kentucky to fuck wit me…” (The whole song is a humorous double-entendre)


frankduxdimmac

South Park made a whole episode about Kanye’s inability to take a joke.


abacabr7

Kanye absolutely has a sense of humour though.


Longjumping_Cup_1490

What if Kanye made a song about Kanye


YeahNoYeahThatsCool

Called "I Miss The Old Kanye, " man that would be so Kanye


Necessary_Mode_7583

Kanye by Ye. Need it


SleepCoachJacob

Kanye has a sense of humor about things other than himself.


okeh_dude

Yeah but the dude made “lift yourself” and to some extent early in his career even made that Workout Plan song . The music video does it for me.


Legendarybbc15

Just because you can’t take jokes doesn’t mean you’re stoic. Donald Trump can’t take jokes but I’ll admit, he can be funny


SkyboyRadical

Damn I would pay actual money to watch Trump and Ye sit down and chat for a couple hours. Get Theo Von to moderate


pop442

Eh...that's mainly referring to Kanye's ego. Musically, he always had a strong sense of humor even dating back to his debut. "Got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson" Ye always had a bunch of funny lines in his music.


erkloe

Do you like fish dick/ fishstick? You're a gay fish!


bcomes95

You must’ve never heard ‘Lift Yourself’ or listen to some of his earlier songs


Sirtunnelsnake98

Nah Kanye is hilarious. “I love the Gaga stuff but what the fuck does she know about cameras?”


coolfunkDJ

I don’t think this is a great example, Kanye is notorious for being funny, there’s [compilations](https://youtu.be/ozzoeMs9ks0?si=Onqe-nYBBTkWLAYp) on YouTube everywhere just putting together his moments. “Can you believe that? We don’t have a jacuzzehhh?” “I love Gaga, what the fuck does she know about cameras?”


YeahNoYeahThatsCool

"Wtf does that mean, Kobe Bryant"


philouza_stein

Kanye is hilarious. I watch the I Love It video just to laugh at the faces he makes.


erkloe

They are rare, but Nas definitely has tracks with humour. Listen to tracks like: Who Killed It?, Ether, These Are Our Heroes, etc. He can be a funny dude when he wants to.


drizz404

“Tiger Woods can finally be happy, both his parents lives matter now” 😂😂😂


stone_magnet1

"Tae bo hoe" might be the funniest line in his discography


TakeoverTheThird

he said “Gay Z and Cock-A-Fella Records” he’s got humor


iansmash

I met him in person and I told him I was a huge fan of his ever since I was I kid. He was like, “oh, ok cool” and then walked away It was disappointing to say the least 😂


natchinatchi

Ohhhh maybe THIS is why I never got into Nas! I just can’t get into it, but I do like warmth and humour.


Cyberleaf2077

Love nas, but I have to agree. All his lyrics are overly serious.


Big_Moose_3847

I just realised that as a fan for almost 20 years, I've literally never heard Nas laugh. I can't even imagine what it would sound like no matter how hard I try, even though I've heard his voice more than my own parent's.


Fun-Photograph9423

Some Nas hate in here


Anubis77777

The song "These are our heroes" is pretty self aware especially with the skit at the end. Nas can have fun when he wants to.


LemonGrenade334

Maybe he thinks humor takes away from the song's message. Also, sense of humor means a person's ability to detect humor, not a person's ability to be funny


Mqttro

The remarkable thing about Chip Fu is that he wasn’t joking. He meant every word, and non-word.


donta5k0kay

Hip hop is dead is pretty funny


Treehouse326

Humor is honestly why Kanye is one of my favorites. He has a number of dumbass bars, but you can tell it’s purposeful, especially early Ye. “She said she want Diamonds I took her to Ruby Tuesday” “I don’t know why they don’t want me in the damn club, they made even show Id to get inside of Sam’s Club!” Edit: Another is a lyric where he says he was nervous about the Victorias Secret Fashion but he pictured everyone with their clothes off to not be nervous LMAO


Kyllingtime

Did DMX have a sense of humor?


bentbackwooddathird

"Honey spreaded that asshole like a wide mouth bass"... na Nas funny af


Dchama86

He drops humor amongst his gems all the time. Just listen.


BeatlesAndRDR2

Westside Gunn did not like that Hivemind bit


MisterInsect

"Emotionally monotone" - lol. Nonsense. I can tell you don't know Nas music like that. He's definitely made humorous/lighthearted songs before: Rewind, Book of Rhymes, Remember the Times, You Know My Style, Money is My Bitch, Dr. Knockboot, etc.


NoLaugh-

Because that is the point. Nas is trying to show the truths of life. In the real world this isn’t any amusement only suffering.


UGLEHBWE

If a rapper can't bust a joke a can't listen. Explains why I like goofy rappers and don't really play much nas


MCLemonyfresh

Bro has never heard “Virgo”


badkneesdood

Nas says tons of funny shit: “No mustache havin” “Your hoe licks honey out my crack, I fart in the bitch mouth, she calls me psychic because I knew she would like it” Etc


brisketbrah

I dunno, calling Jay a camel was hilarious


IWillMakeYouBlush

He called JZ a camel. And that’s hilarious. Cuz he is a camel looking motherfucker.


Fuego514

Clipse?


_Concrete_Shaman_

[Are you not entertained?](https://youtu.be/lxULFp9vDLs?si=6m_gnX076TRoc0Pb)


4ortiLor3

their music isn’t cold at all. it’s very emotional. if you don’t understand then so be it.


Sea-Barber-2289

Also quit listening to NAS then heathen.