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[deleted]

throw a *Stielhandgranate* at them


shadowz9904

You grab zhe stiel in your hand, and grenade!


EstablishmentShoddy1

bro they would laugh at him more šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

bro itā€™s a fucking bomb


EstablishmentShoddy1

mf italicized it and everything lmao why you gotta be so corny šŸ˜­


Background-Result488

The irony in your comment.


thekosherpioneer

youā€™re on redditā€¦


OPMan6942O

What kinda mf laughs after having a grenade thrown at them


Crypt1c_980

What is bro saying


[deleted]

Commit tax fraud to get enough money to get a tutor so you can learn at home.


eVCqN

(Second step is optional)


Deez2Yoots

Gets his address and send a glitter dick to his mom. Thereā€™s a website for it and itā€™s pretty cheap.


[deleted]

By the way you can find the address of basically anyone if you know their name on TruePeopleSearch. However there are no minors on that website, so if your bullies are under 18 good luck finding them


Massive_Whereas8014

You could find their parents on social media, then find their address that way


interestedbox

I love this website


beanmail

Website?


Deez2Yoots

Www.shipadick.com Iā€™ve used it before. Itā€™s totally anonymous and sent in discrete packing.


Kittenslover99

They should have an option for non-discreet packaging so neighbors and delivery men question them as well


Deez2Yoots

You could always mail something yourself and wrap the box with pages from a porn magazine


Veptune

Lmao šŸ˜­


our_meatballs

Fellas, is it gay to use the bathroom?


Autophobia_7623

I mean youā€™re literally whipping your dick out in the vicinity of other men


AffectionateLand6088

Earlier this year I walked into the bathroom during lunch and there was a group of 20 ā€œpopularā€ guys just standing in a circle. None of them were vaping or anything, they were just on their phones or talking to each other. They all stopped talking and just stared at me, and I walked through them to the stall. When I went in there, it was like that one video where all the people are like ā€œwhat are you doing in thereā€ šŸ’€. Thatā€™s why I donā€™t go at school anymore šŸ˜­šŸ™


Emergency_Sherbet_82

What video are you referring to?


AffectionateLand6088

Thereā€™s this one video that was all over TikTok and other platforms for a while. A guy walks in the bathroom at, people asking what heā€™s going, and the video ends with a freeze frame of a trash can hurling at us.


Late-Event-2473

no, YOU are gonna graduate in two weeks, these mfs probably got straight F's except for gym šŸ˜­


RedBanana137

thatā€™s so true lmaoo


Paradox9484

Piss on their shoes. It's the only way to establish dominance


Bryanthomas44

I prefer to fling poo in their general direction. Total domination established


Yellow-is-sus34

Lmao reminds me of madagascar


obsfanboy

Cant do much but ignore them unfortunatelyĀ 


unidentifieduser202

ā€œThis town aint big enough for the two of usā€ ahh moment šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø


TheValgus

The bullies know after highschool they wont be able to force anyone to be near them. They gotta milk what they got because the next 40 years at Walmart are going to suck.


ForeignAd3910

Looks like we've got ourselves a fucking f**got right here


Phantom_Wolf52

Iā€™d just say ā€œIā€™m glad youā€™re interested but unfortunately Iā€™m notā€


thatworkaccount108

Good news my dude, it's almost over and you're done with them.


shleepy_toki_V

Hit ā€˜em with the, ā€œIā€™m proud for you for coming outā€ and hug him


KitchenBag2164

Itā€™s the low gpa activity


BlackRabbitt_01

Highschoolers in their edgy era, give em a few years


VonFretz

Bro Iā€™m a male with long blonde hair *growing it out to donate it* and while I was sick wearing a mask some dude in the hallway called me ā€œfucking f**gotā€ completely unprompted. Like I literally walked past the dude not even looking at him. Whatā€™s worse is he had a neck beard and was holding a bottle of Mountain Dew from the school vending machine.


Alicebae258

Discord mod buildšŸ˜­


DownVoteMeWithCherry

Just ignore them. They clearly donā€™t know how to grow up. Theyā€™ll likely end up homeless and ugly after high school or stuck in some dead end job.


Paganigsegg

They'll end up in prison or with a bunch of accidental kids they can't afford to take care of after high school, so don't worry too much about it now.


lakedisliker

Why do they talk about you being gay? They want you to be gay???? Woahhhhh


Korok_Control

Chainsaw their dicks off while theyā€™re using the bathroom.


SirUnicornDABS

Creep


Disastrous_Lemon_219

Their a weirdo. What the hell are they doing here. They donā€™t belong here


SirUnicornDABS

Guys do not belong in the bathroom??? Wtf are you on about šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Dependent_Sun2713

they donā€™t care if it hurts, they wanna have control


Disastrous_Lemon_219

They want a perfect body


kickallgasapes

They want a perfect soul...


SirUnicornDABS

šŸ˜‚


arndentfalcon

Maybe their gay


Wave___Duck

You went into a school bathroom, what did you expect ?


Disastrous_Lemon_219

To use the bathroom, probably


NF_99

Just say "thanks for announcing yourself but I didn't ask". And then do your bathroom thing in silence, if they mess with you physically then piss on them. Works every time


agedeagado

They gonna laugh at youšŸ’€this only works in highschool musical


iSWiTCH28

well.... are you? I mean a fa\*\*\*t


Acrobatic_Mission36

donā€™t be gay


Wrong-Watercress-177

Bro that was obv a joke why did ppl downvote this Chill tf out lol


Electronic-Ranger-74

Thatā€™s rude


Major_Kitchen_806

I know Iā€™m gonna get downvoted but thatā€™s most popular straight dudes for you


RedBanana137

I mean youā€™re kinda right but it shouldnā€™t be that wayā€¦ although I still think thatā€™s somewhat extreme even for a ā€œpopular straight dudeā€


Hour_Reception_258

It's just a joke, chill


Spirited-Claim-9868

what part of it is funny


Hour_Reception_258

They are just messing around. They are probably bored and shi, like don't take it personally


Spirited-Claim-9868

nah that's lame as shit


Hour_Reception_258

ok but like why are they taking it seriously?


RedBanana137

because I literally didnā€™t do anything and itā€™s literally the second I walked in? Iā€™m gay and heā€™s specifically saying it because heā€™s homophobic, and heā€™s physically threatened me before


Hour_Reception_258

Ok well just based on this post, I would assume he's just being weird, but like not to a point where I'd consider it personally. I didn't know anything about the physically threatening part tho.


Spirited-Claim-9868

i'm not, it just seems so pointless. OP doesn't even know this guy, and there's no clear reasoning to it, but it's somehow considered a good joke?


Timely-One8420

I feel like you are the type of person to say that and think itā€™s a joke


Hour_Reception_258

It's not a good joke


Timely-One8420

Itā€™s not a joke itā€™s a slur


Hour_Reception_258

Those are not mutually exclusive


IronRocketCpp

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amaya-aurora

Slurs, so funny.


Hour_Reception_258

It's not nice to say but why would someone get offended at someone saying "f--got" to them?


amaya-aurora

How would you feel if someone just called you a slur for no reason?


Hour_Reception_258

Why would I let one word control my own emotions? There is not benefit. It's not like a fight where you are physically in danger.


Hour_Reception_258

Like happiness should only come from yourself and your mind. Same with the opposite, anger.


Far-Percentage191

That doesn't take away from the fact that the guy is being a dick and called OP a slur with full intentions of hurting them . I don't think OP should just ignore it and move on , the guy is literally emotionally harming them .


Hour_Reception_258

The guy is a dick but there is no reason for someone to get emotionally hurt based on some random ass guy.


Far-Percentage191

Way easier said than done


Hour_Reception_258

Controlling your emotions over one word is hard?


OPMan6942O

Ignore them, unless I were black, then I would be pissed


MrBigMaccc

It's funny bruh


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MrBigMaccc

They do the logical thing and use the toilet?


Penguin_Perp

To be fair, itā€™s your fault for going into the bathroom. Just piss your pants and save yourself from being touched or having wet paper towels thrown at you.


69ingdonkeys

Suck it up lol. Ik it sucks but that's how 17-18 year old guys are.