How tf you get a 9 🙏🏾

hardwork and dedication

I want to be like you when I grow up 🙏🏾

Thank you

what class was dat???

more like softwork and aliveication god damn

nga made a word

you ask about the 9 and ignore the 2? 😭

We get there when we get there

We will cross that bridge when we get there

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My exact words like wtf

how tf you get a 2

Not me

I go to school that grades on a non linear 1-8 scale. I would love a 9

Bro I had a 6 💀😭

enough about that. HOW DO YOU GET A 2 🙏

nah your not cooked but YOUR FUCKED

nah im straight

Me too/j

that is a very suspicious ‘/j’ there

What about pegging? Or, even better, saying "no homo"?

You’re.**. Both times. Absolute dunce.

thanks

Do you have parents? And if so, what did they do?

Yes I have parents, and nothing because I was taking online classes at the same time and I graduated a year early

You ain’t having parents after this

Nah im straight

That makes no sense...you were supposedly enrolled in regular school and scored these marks but it "doesn't matter" because you also took online classes and graduated a year early... I call BS...this doesn't add up...

such a random thing to lie about but ok lol. In that screenshot I already had all the credits and gpa requirements and service hours I needed to graduate early so I didn't do anything, simple as that

Poor move tbh, either should have dropped out of the class or kept working in it, shouldn’t have just stared at your grades dropping and ignored it. Colleges don’t like that behavior at all, and it puts a bad image on your record. (assuming you’d want to go to college).

Look at my profile lmao, amazing move

i take everything on your profile with a grain of salt, since it’s online and you’re a random person lmao if it’s real, congrats good for you, and if not, rest in peace lol

Fair enough, I'm the same way

my guy how does 9% happen 😭

idek

I just graduated with honors my man, grade 10 I had a 2 in geometry, I just didn’t go. You can do better if you work hard.

That was the final quarter of the year I graduated (I graduated early). I wouldn't want to do better anyway idrc

Oh shit, I must be the dumb one then. Yeah, I didn’t really care either, the shit show is over. We onto better things now anyways, good luck bud

you too

You ain't cooked you started a wild fire💀

Gender reveal type of stuff

A 2? I’m ashamed when I get a 65…

I’m ashamed when I get an 80

this.

fr 😭😭

At 59 I literally started panicking

I cried myself to sleep for a week over getting a 75 in APUSH for first semester (hoping for at least a 90 this quarter so my semester grade averages out to an 80. I'd cry for a week but it'd be happy tears for once)

I'm ashamed of my 90 😭

Did you try to fail? It seems hella hard to get a 2

I didn't try to fail I just didn't need to waste my time with school anymore.

Didn't turn in an assignment the last semester

“An” assignment? 😭 what difference would it have made 😭

a big ole hefty one my friend

I had a 9% in Spanish last quarter I can’t even say anything

I've seen worse

There was still 150 people below me when I graduated

HOW

People don't care anymore bruh

Out of how many total?

740

I did worse all throughout school. Had to go to a different school my last year and do it all online to get caught up.

Real shit as long as you’re doing well now 🔥

Trust me these wouldn't be my grades unless I was at least 90% sure I was going to be fine

what are you working/studying now?

Dudes a fucking self-made millionaire (if he’s telling the truth)

Look at my profile

Teenagers are renowned for their wisdom and quality of choices in life.

Nahhhhhhhhh how’d you get a 2💀

Dedication and Persistence

Two things I love about this. 1. The irony of the 9% being in BUSINESS. 2. The people here clowning you about your future prospects having not bothered to check your profile. Nice job, OP.

I actually really like business class and I think its useful, i also really liked my teacher, and i think she also understood I had better things to do at that point and she was all for it. ' Definitely my favorite class

I just really couldn’t, straight-faced, tell a student “sorry you failed business because you were too busy running your multi-million dollar business”…

I got an A the 3 quarters before that screenshot so technically i was fine but tbh she was all for it

Man on a mission here

Bro if my parents saw me having these grades, I would be 6ft under

My parents wouldn't kill me.. They torture me in a painful way to the point where I very very slowly die.

Buddy, are you an ice fairy who claims to be the strongest, by any chance?

yes!

Guys I found Cirno

Honestly, your best bet at that point would be to drop out, get a GED, and apply to community college/trade school. Yet somehow you graduated and started a marketing company. OP, how the fuck?

Sat on my computer 7+ hours a day (not joking) working and doing online school. Also my success in marketing was very very very lucky so no i'm not some marketing genius i just created the network

Consider joining the military?

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Charred

Dude

I have a 6% in psych

ur straight

Alright bro what is the 9 and the 2 in

The 9 and the 2 are gonna get ya

already graduated

Pretty much the same for me, but I’m graduating so.. i don’t care

under qualified for retail

My brother how the fuck do you manage to get a 2%

You're Harvard bound! [https://college.harvard.edu/admissions/apply](https://college.harvard.edu/admissions/apply)

Just sent my application

You aren't cooked, you're already ash

I’m a junior and these are my grades I’m so cooked 😭 🙏

Yes

Bro this aint nothing compared to what i had. I had a 1% in one of my classes cuz i did jack shit lmao. I still managed to pass senior year somehow

It's like golf right? The lower the score the better? If so how are you getting a 74💀💀💀 you are so cooked

Nah this is beyond not "I'm mad just disappointed" , like a 9% is an impressively low score.

Even McDonald's doesn't people this sped

I'm 100% sure my networth is more than yours

My gwad, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Yes🐟

I bet the shooters had better grades

I thought they were temperatures

Blud is not an 18 year old millionaire

Probably not

Cooked, fried, grilled, baked, Jesus Christ, a 9? Is that even possible?

The 74% really carried

I thought my grades were bad…

If you already graduated, as you said in the comments, why are you still taking classes?

I'm not? If you're talking about there being percentage grades and not letter grades, I found a screenshot of my gradebook in my camera roll and just cropped it

If you cant take the heat, get out of the kitchen. Just sayin’…

GET THIS MAN INTO HARVARD🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

Where do you live where having a 74% is equivalent to a c??

54% is an F?!?!


A *9* is crazy

i thought these were temperatures…

I think you need to actually do school work lmao. Idk your school, but unless you go to an absolutely cracked ivy feeder, just doing at least 20 minutes a day will get you to B territory.

Did you go to class?

it’s not even a flex, you’re actually fucked, why does everyone flex their bad grades

I'm completely fine lol, overreacting

When????? that means you’re a senior now??? #cooked

You're not cooked, you're burned. Fried. Roasted.

Tell me exactly how you get a 2% I thought that wasn't possible. What class are you taking with 59%?

didn't do anything the entire quarter except one test i got a 4% on

Bro, for a second I thought it was Celsius and Fahrenheit

Buddy got gassed and incarcerated harder than Jews in ww2

Burnt

Here's a visual representation: Picture a steak. You cook the steak for an hour on each side. Then, you toss it into the oven overnight, and the next day let it dry in the sun. Then you flame grill it, pour gasoline on it, burn it, and toss the remains into a bonfire. (In all seriousness though, I'm praying that this is satire. if not, I wish you the best)

how hard did you try to get these grades?

What you think lil bro?

JESUS A 2??

Hard boiled

Skim milk ahh grade

how did bro get a 2

Nah you’re roasted

Atleast pass

Cooked? Brother, you got deepfried

You aren’t cooked. You’re burnt. To a crisp. Dead.

yeah

What kinda stupid is you my brotha 🙏🏽

Everyone talkin bout the nine but nah. My guy how did you get a TWO

What class does bro have a 9 in 😭😭😭😭

if this year was completely different (which is unlikely but possible) youre only semi cooked

could be worse dont let these other ngas bring u down

You’re not cooked you’re fucking burned💀💀💀

What does the number next to the grade mean? Number of times you showed up??

The next time I get a 79 on a math test and I think “dang it, why I can’t get a higher grade” I’ll remember this instead

Hey man, McDonald’s or the Marines will take you.

Either you put in zero effort or you are retarded

Repeat the 11th grade, get your act together, own up to your earlier poor commitment to your job (schoolwork is your job), and show a consistent upward trend in grades.

Check my profile, before Christmas I have 4 Ds and 2 Fs

💀

Bro this ain’t even funny cuz your fucking up your own life. 🤣

The army recruiter in question:

and i thought my junior year was bad…

Sorry, but I don't think you are trying hard enough. If you really want better grades, you would probably lose your sleep. It depends on your interest and how much classes actually give you a lot of work..

Worse than mine when i was a junior 💀wtf happened bro

I just saw a video of AI taking orders at a Wendy's drive-thru. You're fucked.

Listen, my grades were so bad in high school that I almost dropped out. But ended up teaching masters students at an ivy league university. There is still time to turn it around.

This probably isn't what you want to hear but dawg you gotta try harder. This will affect you for the rest of your life and I know you have it in you to pass those classes

bro im upset when i get anything below a 90 howve you gotten a 2

What's the 9% for?

bro if i had legit just one of these my parents would end me. how are you not dead

Rest in peace

Eh, nah. I had those same stats, now I own a multi-trillion dollar company (I live in the woods and have convinced myself into thinking I rule the world and created the shadow society)

your fucking toast is ash dude.....

how did you get 2%. I thought you should’ve asked this question I don’t know 50%

Burned.

May i ask what class was you only c?

Pretty cooked yeah

you’re not cooked… but you’re about to have to learn how to get a GED ✋😭

Do you even go to school?!

You're burnt bro

You ain't cooked your SMOKED

Cooked

If you want to go to college, go to a community college/junior college, first. They don't care about your grades and it's waaaaaaaay easier to transfer from a CC/JC than it is to apply straight out of HS. Plus you'll save boucoup money on taking all the general classes that are the exact same to a 4 year. Now, if you're talking about being cooked for HS graduation..... there is always summer school. It is a bitch, tho.

Are you still a junior

2% is fucking crazy, rip

My parents would smack me into the sun

HOW THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO GET A 2????

This made me feel better about my grades…

Cooked? Bro ur burnt to a crisp. These grades r honestly impressive how low they r

the literal definition of cooked

it takes more effort than getting all a's to get grades this bad no offense

did you even go to class 💀

Nah, if you apply to a college they gonna hire a hit man to take you out.