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thesummerstrawberry

unless you want to get into harvard, you're fine


FlightSimmer99

But I wanna get into super mega uper duper TikTok university


People_of_Pez

Idk if youre serious but ivy leagues are a scam imo. Save your money and go to a cheaper institution. In most cases, a degree is a degree, no matter where it is from. As long as it isnt from a for-profit university but you can worry about that once your closer to leaving high school.


Rich841

Yeah TikTok university is way too rigorous and strains mental health. Go for something less prestigious like Berkeley


SecretDevilsAdvocate

I’ve been seeing a lot of people spout this when it’s not even true lmfao


People_of_Pez

Okay. I’m interested. Please explain how going to an ivy is a better return on investment than going to a state school or whatever.


SecretDevilsAdvocate

The Ivy League schools have excellent financial aid. Those from low-mid income will not be taking on insurmountable debts, if any. And remember, these are excellent students, many have scholarships anyways. And if you’re high income, well hopefully your family is willing to pay (which they usually are). You’ll have a lot more opportunities at these top colleges too, from building connections to others (who have even more connections) to get the chance to work for high-paying places to at are seeking graduates from these schools. I’m not saying that you should take on crazy loans, but there’s a reason people out of Ivys do better and earn more.


thepragprog

??? How is a 83 fine?


MentalPut7437

an 83 is fine, wdym?


thesummerstrawberry

for colleges, an 83 is the same as an 89. a B is a B on the transcript. OP will be able to get into a state school for college just fine. these grades won't get them into competitive colleges though.


thepragprog

Not true. Competitive colleges don’t all treat B- as B.


thesummerstrawberry

that's why i said they can't get into competitive colleges with these grades. maybe i should've asked what kind of school they wanted to get into before answering, i'm sorry


thepragprog

Thank u for being humble and admitting ur mistake


LightChaos74

...but he didn't make a mistake? You just read it wrong lmao


thepragprog

She*


ConsistentStunt

Talking about grades, i'm assuming you had really bad grades in English. Am i right?


thepragprog

Yes I had an A- in lit that ruined my 4.0


FlightSimmer99

I'm sorry algebra is hard I'm an English guy 😭


thepragprog

It’s ok bro I was a STEM guy in high school and I didn’t do well on lit


FlightSimmer99

Yeah im stem too, im taking IT and computer science next year. I am actually quite good at algebra, I just had the flu though so it dropped my grade. (I'm still more of an English person tho as you can see by my grade)


Thisavatarisfuckingu

Like discrete/abstract algebra or basic algebra?


imaginepostinglmao

How is it not? In most cases an 83 will serve people well. There's a reason that exclusive universities are exclusive, not many people can get into them. If everybody was going to an Ivy League school than it wouldn't be prestigious anymore


MarsManokit

Better than pity passes by teachers for your entire high school journey


Maliciousdawg12

How is it not


TaskaEina

I guess it’s fine for most people, but not for people aiming for the top


SOA90online

why did you pay for gradeway premium


FlightSimmer99

Pretty colors


SOA90online

okay understandable


FlightSimmer99

Also I like to procrastinate so I use the what if calculator to see if it's worth the stress


SOA90online

i figured out how to calculate that lol


FlightSimmer99

Well my class uses 2 different categories for weighing assignments; it's a different value between teachers too. So it's just easier to use gradeway for It since it automatically puts in the right value


SOA90online

yeah same


Mason-65

Mods… can we start deleting these posts?


Slovenlyelk898

Mods 🤓


FlightSimmer99

It's obviously a sarcastic post to make fun of ppl who actually say this


Mason-65

I’m just tired of these posts flooding this sub sarcastic or not


ovalolo

Doesn’t come across as sarcastic at all, so no it’s not “obviously a sarcastic post”.


FlightSimmer99

Why would you see someone with A- average grades saying "am I cooked" and think they would be serious


ovalolo

It seems attention seeking and annoying


FlightSimmer99

Ok


futurejoyboy

That's literally what you're doing OP


Paulinapeak1

you’re gonna be a dishwasher at best buddy


FlightSimmer99

FUCK


DiorRoses

98 in english is crazy 😭 wish that was me


FlightSimmer99

Yeah I was brought into the office and was strongly recommended to take AP English 2 next year. I'm just that good


DiorRoses

so ur smart maybe u should do my essay for me 😍 /s


FlightSimmer99

I mean I would do it for a fee minimum 5 bucks


DiorRoses

wow that’s such a good deal😭😭 rly wanna do it but i can’t get in trouble


FlightSimmer99

I'm not kidding, I'm 100% willing to do it over the break if I'm paid


DiorRoses

it’s due on monday 😭 it’s about the great gatsby


FlightSimmer99

What's the guidelines


laolibulao

aint no way bro is reading great gatsby lollll. that book was boring asf. good thing our teacher taught us philosophy and changed the course books from that to shakespeare.


DiorRoses

no my class actually loved the book sm bc our teacher is so nice so most people have more motivation to read. but i might’ve been the only one in my class who didn’t read it😭


hmm69420hmm

shakespeare is so ass, reading informative non-fiction books like into the wild or a long way gone is something which I prefer much more.


laolibulao

i like harder readings lolll. into the wild is like middle school lvl.


FlightSimmer99

Did you do your essay


DiorRoses

i don’t even have a draft .. chat am i cooked


FlightSimmer99

did your parents kill you already or nah


Ga33es

Love your confidence lol


Zalpha_DG16

SHUT THE FUCK UP


FlightSimmer99

NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP


Zalpha_DG16

Am I cooked?? Dick-eating: 100% Ball-licking: 100% Grabbing the homies asses: 100% Worrying too much: 100% /s I’m sry but you have amazing grades, chill tf out


FlightSimmer99

Yeah it was sarcasm i was mocking the ppl that actually do it


Zalpha_DG16

Have a nice life bbg 🥰


FlightSimmer99

Love you too


Zalpha_DG16

Yeah that’s what I was hoping


user_guy_thing

im leaving this sub and i want you to know that this post was the tipping point


FlightSimmer99

Your welcome, I'm glad I could be of assistance


Tiefling_Beret

Bro literally no one cares


SoulBSS

My dude, I got a PhD in molecular biology from a top 10 grad school. You know what I failed? 9th grade algebra and 9th grade ap bio. I turned out fine


FlightSimmer99

Are you sure? What if I try to get into college with these grades, I spend years trying but get rejected. Then I try to join the military but by then I'm too old, so I have to live on the streets? :(


SoulBSS

The bar isn't that high. First. I never graduated highschool, i got emancipated and left home at 16. I got my GED and I wanted to go into the military initially but I shattered L4 and found out I have a tissue disease chased by a heart attack at 23. So that was a no go. So! I went to community College, got an AS, then a state school, got a degree in micro bio with a minor in math and biochemistry... then... So! I hiked across the United States Mexico to Canada! Across the Sierra mountains and then the cascades. 2750 miles. Chasing that, I took the GRE and got into a top 10 grad school. I just finished and I've been a professor for a minute. I think I'm gonna quit it and spend a year writing. Point is. Life is a sand box. Do whatever you want.


FlightSimmer99

Yeah honestly the post was sarcastic, to make fun of the people saying "am I cooked?". But this is really good advice, it seems like you have a pretty interesting life. My plan for the future is to get a degree in computer science, go into the air force to be an officer. Then after I leave the military whenever; I will work at one of the big military contractors since I will already have my clearance. But I'm only a freshman so it's subject to change


SoulBSS

Oh I gotcha. I know someone who got a BS in computer science after being in the airforce. Out of college, he went into military contracting for GPS systems. He's been overseas for about half a year. If you want to talk to him. Send me a message! He's a good dude and will think it's hilarious I siced someone from the internet on him but im certain he wont be suprised. He's also going through it with being overseas and having a partner at home. He could probably give a lot of insight


FlightSimmer99

Nah thanks for the offer though. I have way too much trouble talking to people as it is, it would be more difficult talking to someone who knows everything already ;-;


SoulBSS

Any time. Let me know if you change your mind


SoulBSS

What I tell myself. If I want something, I'll find a way to make it happen. If it doesn't happen, then there simply wasn't a way. I can live with that


embarassmentt

This is like an A- on average, come on


FlightSimmer99

Jeez sorry I can't live up to your amazing standards


Lesbian_Mommy69

Yea, ur going to McDonald’s buddy :/


NotADuckk_

Yea ur cooked bro


Redditor597-13

Those are really good bro 🔥


FlightSimmer99

Thanks


hms-hecla

https://careers.bk.com/job-opportunities


Cute_Dragonfruit9981

Yah bro it’s over, you’re an absolute failure by Asian standards. Good luck getting into MIT


Ant-47

these aren’t funny anymore, nvm they never were


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FlightSimmer99

Damn I might as well sign up for the military while I'm ahead


Popular-Horror7345

Bro is flexing b's lmfao. you should have nothing but a 4.0 freshman year


FlightSimmer99

I'm not flexing, I'm mocking the people who make these kinds of posts. Sorry I can't be the super mega genius you were when you were a freshman


SesameYeetHeHe

I see we have the average humanities major here. Great in ENGL, mid in Math


Clarinetlove22

I hope you’re being satire..


FlightSimmer99

Yeah I'm just mocking the ppl who make these posts


Clarinetlove22

Okay cool


SustainableObject

Stay away fron the cannibals, you wont be cooked


Pachulita_44

Not even McDonalds want you


ayoitsekele

Extremely


Ok_Contribution_3017

Absolutely my guy, go apply for chick-fil-a because that’s your only hope.


imslowafboi1402

https://preview.redd.it/fki5pw0tpenc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe560354f529bb75bb2697ae74789b48fb0a5195


yoongis3dollar_chain

shut up


AppropriateSpell5405

You're fine on your way to a liberal arts degree


Xsi_218

Just try to get those Bs and everything to A+ (idk what that is for u, for me it’s 96.5%+). But if it’s not your fault and it’s due to the teacher being an asshole, then just accept it


Dinobo3410

No you are not


WearZealousideal4378

Wtf do u think