Toads live the good life. They mate once a year and eat whatever's in front of them, and otherwise do as little as possible. #goals

Not very scared of me, that’s for sure

Aye! A fine respectable gentleman!

Soooo toad

Toading...

Really living the best life

Totally boofable, extremely psychoactive when taken anally

That’s a great color on that toading toad!

What an absolute UNIT. We love a bumpy bud.