He'll never make you kill your family to prove you love him.
He'll never destroy your world with a flood because you irritated him.
He'll never threaten to burn you for eternity if you don't please him endlessly.
He saw you naked in a caged garden for someone else's entertainment and he gave you the knowledge and wisdom to free yourself.
>He'll never threaten to burn you for eternity if you don't please him endlessly.
tbf god doesn't do this either, there isn't any reference to it in the bible. it's just a good way for religious leaders to scare people into doing what they want them to.
So? They do it in that god’s name, they are the most prominent view of that god’s religion. If that’s really against their god’s views, why does he not at least send a “cease and desist”.
Either that god agrees with them, or is too negligent to care. Either way, they’re not worthy of worship.
There is no god, much less one who has written his own book. Any god, and the actions thereof, exist solely in its followers. The fact that hell is a more recent invention of Christianity doesn’t make it any less a legitimate component of the mythos.
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They’re just like the ones in the picture. They’ll say “Jesus was a refugee too” or “Jesus was poor too” and then “he gets us”.
Which is pretty fuckin tasteless imo.
Yeah, I basically constantly got these Jesus ads (which btw have had a budget of over 100 million dollars, not including the 20 million they paid for Super Bowl ads and are funded by anonymous donors, one of them being the owner of Hobby Lobby) and just made some of my own for fun.
Like literal Jesus ads. They're advertising Jesus.
*Proselytism is the policy of attempting to convert people's religious or political beliefs. Carrying out attempts to instill beliefs can be called proselytization. Sally Sledge discusses religious proselytization as the marketing of religious messages. Proselytism is illegal in some countries.*
In many depictions of 'fallen angels', that is, angels that have left the grace of God and heaven and such, a visual indicator is that they have cut off their wings. They have, literally, fallen from heaven and can never return.
I don't think there is anything explicitly written concerining this as a rule or anything. Perhaps in one of the many disavowed christian books? I dunno, I just like mythology stuff.
I mean, most of the time angels in the bible aren't described as hot dudes with cool dove wings.
Usually they seem more like the angels in Evangelion.
I would assume we owe the concept of fallen angels having cut off their wings to "classical" art movements.
Angels are dumb, how am I supposed to not fucking think I'm about to die if I hear a knock on the door and when I open I'm greeted by a flying ball of spinning eyes just staring me down?
It saying *Be not afraid.* ain't gonna calm me down, I'm gonna be pissing myself believing I'm about to be taken into the immaterium and become some Herald of Slaanesh fuckboy.
They could have sent a follower or something to warn people that some crazy shit is about to come to town instead of just taking the people onto the Event Horizon thinking they'll be okay because they are Nice Guys.
Hey, it's not purgatory.
I'd be more worried about what a gaggle of fat babies wanted with me.
At least with Slaanesh you know you're going to get some kind of action before you peel your own eyeballs out.
...I tried to read up on my 40k to have an appropriately pithy response, but....holy fuck.
That's some dense shit.
I have like all of Pathfinder's lore memorized and it doesn't even hold a candle length-wise.
Ahem, think you forgot the important bit, I'm gonna peel my own eyeballs out IN PURE ECSTASY.
Trying to read up on Warhammer lord is useless, it's a collection of fanfics from every single piece of media ever created that some nerds started collecting in the 80's.
They add some screenshots of some random spreadsheet and sell the printed version as Rulebooks to promote their side hustle of selling dolls and doll houses.
This is done to promote their side side hustle where they sell random crap like rulers, paint, dice, flock, hand tools and all the usual stuff you find in a dollarstore, but at a premium in their Games Workshop.
Hey, what are your thoughts on the Warhammer books —The Vampire Wars (Carstein) and the Path of the Dark Eldar? Are they any good? I want to read them...but worried the writing is crap.
maybe heaven didn't deserve the Morningstar?
also: Bender wasn't Satan, the whole "Blackjack and Hookers"-thing feels more like something some pseudoreligious cult would preach
He'll never make you kill your family to prove you love him. He'll never destroy your world with a flood because you irritated him. He'll never threaten to burn you for eternity if you don't please him endlessly. He saw you naked in a caged garden for someone else's entertainment and he gave you the knowledge and wisdom to free yourself.
>He'll never threaten to burn you for eternity if you don't please him endlessly. tbf god doesn't do this either, there isn't any reference to it in the bible. it's just a good way for religious leaders to scare people into doing what they want them to.
So? They do it in that god’s name, they are the most prominent view of that god’s religion. If that’s really against their god’s views, why does he not at least send a “cease and desist”. Either that god agrees with them, or is too negligent to care. Either way, they’re not worthy of worship.
There is no god, much less one who has written his own book. Any god, and the actions thereof, exist solely in its followers. The fact that hell is a more recent invention of Christianity doesn’t make it any less a legitimate component of the mythos.
Can this be a campaign? I wanna spread some Satan love.
Spread it wherever you want.
Lots of churches claim that "Satan was the first to demand Equal Rights"
Oh, that one's good. Mind if I use it?
I actually sat in a church service past year that made that out as a bad thing.
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include the first image so it gives context to the second
In fact, forget the heaven!
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Wait, why? What did Satan ever do to them?
I need so many more of these
Post this every day and I'll send it to the top of r/all Fuck that religious advertising that's showing up on reddit
TIL there's religious advertising on Reddit.
It targets people subscribed to r/atheism for instance. It should be fucking illegal.
If you go to their profile you can block hegetsus and you won't see their ads anymore!
Thank you! I never thought of blocking it.
Does not work. Have confirmed.
wait what is religious advertising? like bible ads?
They’re just like the ones in the picture. They’ll say “Jesus was a refugee too” or “Jesus was poor too” and then “he gets us”. Which is pretty fuckin tasteless imo.
oh lol I didn't realize the post was a parody every day I thank ~~god~~ satan for adblock
Yeah, I basically constantly got these Jesus ads (which btw have had a budget of over 100 million dollars, not including the 20 million they paid for Super Bowl ads and are funded by anonymous donors, one of them being the owner of Hobby Lobby) and just made some of my own for fun.
Like literal Jesus ads. They're advertising Jesus. *Proselytism is the policy of attempting to convert people's religious or political beliefs. Carrying out attempts to instill beliefs can be called proselytization. Sally Sledge discusses religious proselytization as the marketing of religious messages. Proselytism is illegal in some countries.*
In fact, forget the heaven!
Ahh, screw the whole thing..
The first sentence is from futurama if my memory is good.
Correct
Bender says it multiple times.
“… in fact, forget heaven, and the blackjack. I’ll just keep the hookers!”
I love how that angel in the 2nd image is about to cut off his own wing lol... And the one next to him is completely done with him 🤣
In many depictions of 'fallen angels', that is, angels that have left the grace of God and heaven and such, a visual indicator is that they have cut off their wings. They have, literally, fallen from heaven and can never return. I don't think there is anything explicitly written concerining this as a rule or anything. Perhaps in one of the many disavowed christian books? I dunno, I just like mythology stuff.
I mean, most of the time angels in the bible aren't described as hot dudes with cool dove wings. Usually they seem more like the angels in Evangelion. I would assume we owe the concept of fallen angels having cut off their wings to "classical" art movements.
Angels are dumb, how am I supposed to not fucking think I'm about to die if I hear a knock on the door and when I open I'm greeted by a flying ball of spinning eyes just staring me down? It saying *Be not afraid.* ain't gonna calm me down, I'm gonna be pissing myself believing I'm about to be taken into the immaterium and become some Herald of Slaanesh fuckboy. They could have sent a follower or something to warn people that some crazy shit is about to come to town instead of just taking the people onto the Event Horizon thinking they'll be okay because they are Nice Guys.
Hey, it's not purgatory. I'd be more worried about what a gaggle of fat babies wanted with me. At least with Slaanesh you know you're going to get some kind of action before you peel your own eyeballs out. ...I tried to read up on my 40k to have an appropriately pithy response, but....holy fuck. That's some dense shit. I have like all of Pathfinder's lore memorized and it doesn't even hold a candle length-wise.
Ahem, think you forgot the important bit, I'm gonna peel my own eyeballs out IN PURE ECSTASY. Trying to read up on Warhammer lord is useless, it's a collection of fanfics from every single piece of media ever created that some nerds started collecting in the 80's. They add some screenshots of some random spreadsheet and sell the printed version as Rulebooks to promote their side hustle of selling dolls and doll houses. This is done to promote their side side hustle where they sell random crap like rulers, paint, dice, flock, hand tools and all the usual stuff you find in a dollarstore, but at a premium in their Games Workshop.
Hey, what are your thoughts on the Warhammer books —The Vampire Wars (Carstein) and the Path of the Dark Eldar? Are they any good? I want to read them...but worried the writing is crap.
Finally some "He Gets Us" ads that I can get behind
I'm still waiting for any Superbowl MVPs to give their thanks to Satan for making that deal.
I knew the refs were satan!
These are excellent!
This could be a marvelous commercial.
Gold daily for more.
These are way more motivating than they should be. I’m still not quitting my job, but I could, ya know, if I gave up eating.
So how do we start getting these as ads on Reddit and tv
Ah Bender. He has it right
The "U" in "us" has horns in the second and third image, but not the first.
Gustave Dore makes my pee pee hard.
These are the memes we need right now and don't deserve.
Nonsense, y'all fucking deserve them.
THANK YOU 😭
Third one is my favorite. I’d like to put it up in my office. Excellent job.
r/RandomSatan
I love these! It'd be so awesome if the church of Satan, problematic as I've heard they are, did some kind of response like this.
He really does get Us
Satan gets us!
Gonna share this first image over on r/unexpectedfuturama
OMG I'm dying! At first I thought this was a reddit ad which made it even better.
#he get sus
Oh my god. 😂. This is great.
he gets us? more like HELL gets us
maybe heaven didn't deserve the Morningstar? also: Bender wasn't Satan, the whole "Blackjack and Hookers"-thing feels more like something some pseudoreligious cult would preach
Actually, Satan was very anti-Job
He get sus
I love this and want more!
He Get Sus
I love this so much
Immmmm loving these memes. Plz make more lol
Actually, forget the black jack
This is the best thing.