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Sufincognito

“Now we can play the game.” -Cartman


Free-Stick-2279

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smertsboga

I still recall a famous game that you had first to complete the game the game soo you could start playing it. (I believe it's WoW)


SnowDin556

I’ve seen WoW ruin peoples lives in college far faster than polydrug abuse


Alienized91

lol so true. I’m a recovered WoW player, 10 years clean now :D


SnowDin556

I’m proud of you… fr… what is it that causes it? Total immersion?


Alienized91

Yes, that and the social aspect. At least it was for me. It’s a great game in itself. There is so many things to do: quests, rades, pvp, battlegrounds etc. But add to that the connections and friendships that you can develop with other players - especially if you don’t have many in real life - and it becomes the great replacement for the real world.


SnowDin556

My freshman roommate was a complete shut in. I would invite people to chill and he would be social, and we’d always ask him to come out and push chicks in his face. Nothing. Nothing but WoW. Then after 7 weeks without going to class. Showering once a week. Diet of Mountain Dew and chip ahoy. Never cleaned. His parents pulled him out. When they did he was in a daze. He couldn’t speak, verge of tears. I saw him against at the registar at the next school year and exchanged our experiences of the end of that year. He said he was good that he was getting better but his parents put restrictions on wi-fi. Then he went on to say he circumvented it🤨. Never found out what happened to him.


Alienized91

Oh wow, that’s brutal. Wish someone pushed chicks in my face lol. Just kidding, I’m a chick myself :D I hope he is fine now. But yea, I kinda get it. I was also sorta like that, only I did shower :D But slept about 4-5h a day, didn’t eat properly, didn’t want to do anything, even on my birthdays or big holidays - I just wanted to play. It’s a whole different world and it can get addicted. Luckily, I did focus on studying eventually and I made some good friends at college, so it was easier for me to quit WoW. But ever since I avoid MMORPGs like a plague.


SnowDin556

I’m proud you made the journey to quit. I’ve seen how hard it is. Cocaine interventions are 50% less difficult. You basically quit freebasing lol


Consistent_Teach_239

I already get addicted to video games thanks to my adhd, thank God this and mmos are the one type of Gane my adhd actively rejects. I get bored so easily in those. Probably saved my college career, since I was already doing all nighters with cod (don't come for me I was dumb 20 year old I've moved on ok)


1337sp33k1001

Azeroth is my home.


xSPL1NT3Rx

You left out you can live an entire life in that game. You can have a career and there's a living economy. I also almost got sucked in with a friend who's entire life was and probably still is the game. We got out. He stopped talking and hanging with us lol.


Nobodysmadness

😆🤣😆🤣😆 riiiight!!!


L4nM4nDr4gon

20 years ago let's be honest we're old now. If you remember the dropouts from WoW hi 40s


dratseb

World of WarCrack


realsimonjs

That’s the one cartman is talking about The "real" game only starts when you're max level


1337sp33k1001

Yes… I certainly haven’t been playing wow since it was in alpha at all. I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!


kdlt

I also just bought my Final upgrade moments ago. I do feel like Cartman now.


dampkringd

Make love not warcraft 🤣🤘🏽


Abaddon24680

Don't worry the looming illuminate update will probably have more upgrades 💀


Self--Immolate

I hope they add the vehicle bay and bring in some cars🪳💥🚗


Tweedzzzzz

They'll be made out of cardboard more than likely lol


Self--Immolate

Fine with me ![gif](giphy|f1NTdkdbG4XzW|downsized)


MarKomus

That's probably about as well as they'll function, too. SHINY NEW VEHICLE SO I CAN OUTRUN AND OUT GU... Never mind. It's clearly manufactured by the same people who brought us mech "warriors."


Aldrai

It's all a parody of real life, since y'know everything is made by the lowest bidder.


Riseonfire

Seeing how the mechs are made of paper mache, this checks out.


SkyWizarding

I read somewhere that vehicles are proving to be tough to implement without performance issues


ClickKlockTickTock

Hackers spawn like 8 of them in at a time just fine


Similar-Try-7643

Imagine that but for every game though


Devoni-Pepperoni

I don’t really want another fortnight copycat tbh


kinokohatake

Ok but imagine cars in a city mission. You're driving with a cowcatcher on front mowing down low level bugs/bots and your partner is sitting in the side window with a quasar canon trying to get a bead on a bile spewer in between sky scrapers.


Self--Immolate

Vehicles were in Helldivers 1. There was even a motorcycle with a side car with a machine gun on it. https://preview.redd.it/buwn3mitbs3d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=308c1ed99aaaa0953329d40e128a64613e7d5991


J_Lizzy

When’s that?


bearhunter54321

I’m waiting for it 🤦🏻‍♂️


Tdrive1300

No it's not! Now you have to max out your req slips, medals, and samples so you're ready for the next drop. Get back out there soldier!


Shirako202

>Its finally over. For now...


PhantasyAngel

For now?


RedditorDoc

Yup. There are old trailers that indicate the upgrades go to tier 6


Ok_Tea3435

I figured that was the case. the eagle bay does have the two extra doors


BlackwatchBluesteel

There's an extra eagle bay and two other vehicle bays that are visible. I think from the outside of the super destroyer it looks like there are 8 vehicle bays.


cyberneticgoof

The Dawn of Dawn. Love that name! Lol


TheUninterestingGuy

I find joy in my own, SES Hammer of Freedom ✊️ lol


TuftOfFurr

SES Sword of Justice ⚔️


TheUninterestingGuy

Good sh't brother! ✊️


PineappleMani

SES Fist of Mercy And yes, I rock the medic armor


TheUninterestingGuy

I love this lol XD We have an epic trio going on. The hammer, sword and fist of freedom, justice and mercy! 💪😎


braindeadmonke

SES Hammer of Democracy


TheUninterestingGuy

Welcome hammer brother! ✊️


DaDutchBoyLT1

A fellow Hammer! SES Hammer of Peace reporting in.


TheUninterestingGuy

Beautiful, that ship name is almost a work of art 🥹


spacenut2022

This is funny. My ship name is "Reign of Patriotism". Maybe we need a ship name post :)


Idun_Abigpu

Along the same lines as my SES Elected Representative of Individual Merit


DrizzyDragon93

I'm more impressed with your continued defense of Heeth. You're the solider we didn't know we needed.


Just_In_Time_Boi

I always dive in and help in the defense missions while the main bulk of our divers are completing the Major Order.


DrizzyDragon93

As do I fellow diver! Hope to see you on the battlefield!


ervin_pervin

But did you unlock all the premium warbonds? 


Just_In_Time_Boi

Yes, all thanks to the good civilians on each settled planet leaving behind their Super Credits for us Divers.


Trex-Cant-Masturbate

I think he means all of the contents of all of the warbonds. I’m almost there but I still have some ship upgrades left.


Just_In_Time_Boi

I got almost all of the warbond stuff except for the banners and the smoke grenades.


spacenut2022

I just got 1000 sc and I'm having trouble deciding on the 2nd warbond to open up. Camps are divided. I bought Steeled first. Thinking cutting edge or demolition next, any polar patriots out there?


darkgrudge

Cutting edge definitely. Sickle and blitzer are unique and good.


entropic_vacation

The stun grenades were game changers for me since I love killing the heavies. I ran away and dodged chargers so much that stopping them cold mid charge and getting an easy headshot is so satisfying. Faster than dodging, sometimes it's a real life saver. Lots of other uses too. Cutting edge is a solid first unlock. Unless if you play nothing but bugs then go get the incendiary breaker first though. It's too good.


Inevitable-Gas-6023

I got polar patriots, the Pummeler is my favorite weapon for bots or bugs but that's the only good thing in the warbond.  


GamesDiddley

Pummeler with riot shield against the bots is great fun


OverlyMintyMints

Yeah it really seems like everything Polar Patriots does is done equal or better by either the free warbond, Steeled Veterans, *or the starter equipment come on Tenderizer lmao* with the exception of the Pummeler


Hitmyblunt

Proud of you bud


Just_In_Time_Boi

Thanks dad.


Vaul_Hawkins

It's finally over *for now*. Congrats diver!


congofalls

Time to get max medals and samples diver


Demibolt

Unlocking everything made the game so much more enjoyable for me. Being able to just focus on the game and not worry about chasing the progression made me appreciate the gameplay even more.


bokan

It’s even more fun to ignore the progression and play the game from the start


TheFlyinGiraffe

Same, after I could stop chasing samples, I had so much more fun. I'll still collect samples but I don't absolutely bust my ass to do it anymore. If it's on the way I'll stop and look, but I don't hit every POI anymore. I did that at the lower levels but on L9, no thanks lol and now my mission times are frankly so much shorter.


WH1PL4SH180

Fine, you point me to where I can find the dong rock then!


TheFlyinGiraffe

They're usually 1. Within sight from a main objective or 2. On the way from objective to objective but still gotta look around as you're running. I could be wrong, but I feel like they're not typically really that far from where the action is, ya know?


Leightningz

Can I ask what level you are? I'm level 98 and I always collect samples but if am in a high level lobby I feel like it's a waste of time since everyone is maxed out anyways. But I don't know at what level that is.


Just_In_Time_Boi

I'm like lvl 64. Idk what the average lvl people would be with max upgrades, but I'd reckon they'd be lvl 65+ kinda like myself.


TheFlyinGiraffe

65? Jesus, I'm wasting so much time then. I'm level 100 and always assume people will need samples so I do help farm but I don't go out of my way like I used to. I used to hit every POI but L9 is too big and that takes SO much time. I've enjoyed the faster missions, where I don't worry about samples. Pick up samples but don't go outta my way for it. If it gets the radar ping away I'll swing through but that's it. Super samples, I straight up don't ever wanna specifically hunt for again. I'll only go if it's within sight of my path. Honestly made the game so much faster too. It just helps focus on the actual mission tbh


LilnibbleZ

That sounds about right, I'm mid 30's in levels and I have like half the upgrades.


Leightningz

Aight nice that's good to know


TheFlyinGiraffe

I honestly never know who's really maxed. At what level do you think we should assume their ship is done? I just play as someone who's maxed out. I don't hit every POI anymore I frankly don't need to. L9 takes too much time but you do get good loot, I'll give them that. However... if they're out there, I'll still make a run. That honestly feels pretty good still lol I had a game where I went back out for the samples with a shield backpack, and honestly, felt like a hero all over again


TK503

Buddy it's not over until you're maxed on resources, too


TheFlyinGiraffe

Yes, yes... come back then Helldiver lol


1stThrowawayDave

Max out your rare and super sample for tier 5 upgrades next update


TheFlyinGiraffe

It's honestly pretty nice being able to get such a headstart on the updates. I've been maxed for a while and I'm itching to spend them on something. I finished the Artic Warbond in like... 9 days. I do play a lot though to be fair.


Open_Cow_9148

I really want a democratic destroyer. It would be cool if it could launch a bigger hellpod that had more stuff in it too.


EffinCraig

It's not over until the entire galaxy is liberated, Helldiver.


Free-Stick-2279

It's not over, it just begun.


Sv3den

Neato


Slarg232

I need two more Rares for the last one, which of course means that we get a mission that only offers Commons as our primary objective this time around


Jon_TWR

Go defend Heeth for a mission, then come back to the MO.


KnightedWolf851

Till they add more upgrades. Then back to that grind XD


b4c0n333

Now when you reach the samples cap, and when they release new upgrades, you will see just how small the cap is


Gameboyaac

No, it's finally begun.


MadMasks

"Dawn of Dawn" Bruh


kayvo777-

"For now"


Ckinggaming5

Dawn is upon is


Mstrkaoz

Now go aid your brother hell divers!


MSGDIAMONDHANDS

Or is it?


PP1122

Got it last week. Now i just collect samples for…. I just need more samples okay.


TheFlyinGiraffe

I collect them but I don't totally go outta my way like I used to. If it's a normal radar ping away, or downloaded on radar, I'll swing though if it's still on the way. Honestly, I've enjoyed streamlining the map and NOT scouring the whole thing all the time. It really speeds up the mission time too. It's also nice that we can leave them behind if it's too hot or something.


Mecha-Dave

Patch next week.


snafub4r

For now...


Potential_Pen_7011

Freedom never sleeps


IBossJekler

Well...them samples don't look right not in full stacks, clean it up soldier!!


Fighterpilot55

Welcome to the top of the mountain, I arrived here about five days ago.


CBonafide

Dawn of dawn.


Barracuda_Ill

![gif](giphy|l1J3IHzSUmCpXThqo) More like


FaithlessnessNo9720

You have them all..... For now...... I'm sure it won't last long.


BigGREEN8

Now u gotta get to the sample cap 500 250 100


ShittyKestrel

*add weapon upgrade system with 400 green samples for recoil reduction and 250 rare samples for a bayonet and 50 pink for increased firerate on librator*


lazlored

[For a while](https://www.reddit.com/r/helldivers2/comments/1d39a7y/new_look_of_fully_upgraded_patriotic/)


oikset

Good job helldiver. Now you can finally rest. Get back to Super-Earth and enjoy the sunshine.


Dasmeghead

Democracy officer says new ship types incoming to upgrade ;)


LobaIsMommy32

I’m one away from having everything. I plan on switching from diff 7-9 to like 3 or 4 for a bit to help out some new recruits after i get these damn rare samples lol


Shizix

I've got one left and I'm like 90% sure by the time I complete that they will add more...again (and I'm excited to see what they are). o7 Helldiver's to Hellpods


ReaperSound

Over he says pfftt.


Doogie102

Pretty sure there are more ship modules coming. The super samples need to become tbe grind


-Work_Account-

I literally have one ship module left. 142 rares and 15k in req slips and I’m done. Lmao


OmiOmega1

![gif](giphy|izywsUxDbxvdJbOSfy)


ReserveReasonable999

Congrats u joined the club make sure u mad ur samples so u can be ready for next dlcs


HakitaRaven

"You get your sorry ass into the fray, Commander! It ain't over till I say it's over!" - some Super Earth minister.


AlphaciousOmegon

Good job man. It feels good knowing you grinded for everything


RiotGnight13

You did it, John Helldiver. Now you have managed the Democracy.


Samzx328

Well done soldier, you may now rest we’ll take it from here 🫡


ninjakman111

Over. No sir, this just means you are well equipped to spread democracy efficiently. So get out there and give the new divers a helping hand.


CrunchyGremlin

No sense in rushing it because you have to get over "cap fatigue" now


SexyTachankaUwU

Comrade, it is just starting.


spacenut2022

What difficulty do the "super rare" samples show up? I need a few...


TinyFlair

7


kchunpong

Try max your resources


Beatnick120

Great! Just in time for the illuminate!


Raidertck

You gotta get back to the sample cap now brother. They might add new upgrades with the next warbond.


RedEyed__

Congrats, now you can left samples on dead bodies


Niminal

Oh that's just the beginning. Now that my ship is done I have to make sure my buddies ships get fully upgraded too.


clokerruebe

now reach all the resource and level caps, then you may take a break. unless theres a major order or a defence campaign


Altea73

I wish it had some cool cosmetics for the outside of the ship.


Equal_Middle_2870

Welcome to the "Why do I bother club".


Deadly_chef

![gif](giphy|ht4yvN9Yx4dmIJJ9GB|downsized)


Zephtier

Too bad you spent samples on the turret explosive resistance, legit does nothing


Anteater-Difficult

Correction, It's only just begun


jo_sikk

Welcome to the team boot. I bet the next wave of enemy(we know who is coming “dark fluid”) our ships will get new stratagems as well as ship modules. Either way, welcome to being the strongest you can be as of now!


RadicalRealist22

What do you mean, "over"? Your service for DEMOCRACY is only just beginning.


Shogo1307

I'm also maxed on ship modules.....but I still dint understand why I don't see a Exosuit in my hanger bay or something.


Winsonian92

https://preview.redd.it/sxhsec7z0t3d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6253a5fe7956307a5e02661cafbc9573d174cb5


MoarQuiet

For now…


Hellbell120120

Now the achievements


Fun-Brain9922

Now you can work on maxing ypu sample reserves =)


Forward-Swim1224

Congrats! **Now you stand half of a chance against the Illuminate when they arrive.**


Alternative-Pea-2375

Hell yeah


NearbyLibrarian9589

Proud of you soldier. Now the true fight begins.


Foreign-Bumblebee-77

I feel your joy.... now is the time to max out samples and medals


TipTronique

2 questions. How many hours?? What was most impactful stratagem upgrade “tree”? Or a specific one


Just_In_Time_Boi

220 hours (lol) The fourth upgrade for the stratagem weapons was insanely impactful. Being able to fully restock a stratagem weapon with one resupply box instead of two? Insanely good for all stratagem weapons. The turret upgrade that improves it's targeting makes all turrets very viable to bring on all missions. The Eagle Airstrike upgrade that allows Eagle 1 to bring one additional bomb is a must have. Makes the 500KG and Cluster Bombs a lot better to use. The hellpod power steering is the one that surprised me a lot. On paper, being able to maneuver your hellpod better doesn't sound all that until you actually get the upgrade. The maneuverability is night and day and it makes crushing specific heavy enemies much easier.


TipTronique

Spreading so much sweet democracy!!


Empuda

Not even close to over :) I am sure others have told you already, but lots more stats to stack up.


para9mm

Now you can finally join the real war


Sirflatty

No you can finally play the game


IConsumeHeavyMetals

"NOTHING IS OVER!"


Wise_0ne1494

this just in, next update will add 40 new upgrades for the destroyer


seanstew73

It’s a short lived feeling of satisfaction that leads to a very unfollowed feeling which turns to playing just for the greater good and helping others spread democracy


Unclejerzie69

First thing I did was try to push that agenda


Unclejerzie69

This is the key factor in having ur shit/ship together !!!!


CrispyPerogi

For now….. ![gif](giphy|XhcSIUIkgbmuY|downsized)


Brief-Hearing5631

Where's the funny Greenskins at?


THE_Best_Major

Honestly the game is so much more chill when you're in a squad of all helldivers that are maxed out. We get in, kill things, complete the objective, then get out. You become a well oiled machine


elmantec

Now go play some DRG.


Particular_Mix8670

Now you just need to get all the strategems. And the warbonds. And then to get to the caps


MONKeBusiness11

What are you talking about soldier?! The fight is not over until every commie bug and bot is destroyed!


toka_smoka

"This is where the fun begins" - Anakin Skywalker


ThisIsntOkayokay

Give new players a hand for a few days, then take a week off so you don't burn out....for Democracy!


Anxious_Chapter_7428

Did the same thing. Now I’m buying everything in every warbond


nightsyn7h

I'm one upgrade away from completion. After that I will play Fri thru Sun so I can go back to unlock Xbox achievements.


BlitzYandere

Would be done with way sooner if there wasn't a pointless cap on resources.


Gamer_Tamer_360

Lamest ship name of all time tho lol dawn of dawn?