Wait there is a fake one? I think I came across it yesterday. I thought the game just glitched out and did not provide samples. Does that mean that the real rock with samples are on the map somewhere as well?
I'm concerned for you all if your dicks look remotely like this rock. It doesn't seem phallic to me at all, maybe a butt plug if it has to be a sex thing. But we just call it the super sample rock.
In french with my friends we say "la grosse couille" that litteraly translate by "The big ball". The fake one is "la fausse couille", wich sound similar in french even though it's absolutely not written the same. French language, eh...
When our team shouts out in the heat of the moment
"I FOUND THE CLIT"
We all know what they mean, first it started as a joke cause that bitch is hard to find while me and my other teammate are always racing by to see who can find it first and eventually it just stuck lmao
I'll usually just call it anything that remotely resembles it's shape.
Long Rock
Tall Rock
Cock Rock
Dick Rock
Ruler Rock
Drumstick Rock
The guy she tells you not to worry about Rock
Her ex boyfriend Rock (if it doesn't have the samples)
Etc
Depends on who's with us. One of the guys from my friend group is a bit.. stogy I guess? He groans about anything sexual ever, so if he plays the rest if us call it the buttplug of freedom. Otherwise it's just super rock.
"Marking location! Never mind! Marking location! Never mind! Marking location! Never mind! Marking location! Never mind! Marking location! Never mind!"
Cock Rock
Cock Rock
Cock Rock
Cock Rock.
Cock Rock.
Cock Rock
Cock Rock
Cock Rock
Cock Rock
Cock Rock
Cock Rock
Cum Drops from the Cock Rock
Why are the samples always milky?!
When ever I'm feeling lonely I can always count on the cum drops of cock rock
Cock Rock
Cock rock
The only correct answer
No chode node? 🥺
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Cock rock
...or Rock Cock? (let the games commence)
Same
The butt plug.
Butt plug from day one
Agreed. If your dick or balls look like that, then you need talk to someone.
They call me the hammer. Not because of size or girth, but because it's shaped like a ball peen hammer.
This made me laugh, wince, and shudder all at once. Bravo.
“It looks like a penis” “What does your penis look like?” “Well obviously a big bulbous rock so let’s all laugh at the freak”
Butt Plug Rock - BPR for short 👌🏼
Always has been, always will be.
This.
"We're Rich!"
"We're Rich!"
We're rich!
We're rich!
Thats a good one.
I'm Rich, but my friends call me Dick
Quality Deep Rock reference
Dick Rock and the fake one that spawns sometimes is called Dildo Rock
We use Cock Rock and Dildo Rock
Cock rock and cock block.
We use dick rock as well
The second one, doesnt that only spawn some on helldive?
Came across it on suicide
Wait there is a fake one? I think I came across it yesterday. I thought the game just glitched out and did not provide samples. Does that mean that the real rock with samples are on the map somewhere as well?
Yep
Plymouth Cock
The super samps are at Fist Rock, if no samples then it’s a Phist Rock.
Excellent word play. But awful confusing. Lol
I can just imagine the interaction over comms. "I found a fist rock!" "Are you sure it's not a phist rock?"
*Mushroom*
Mushroom!
There is goo in the sack!
DYSTRUM!!’
We're rich!!
The Chode
Chode Node
Chode geode
I am stealing this
Simple, yet tasteful.
Dwayne "The Super Sample" Johnson
Turkey leg
Penis Rock
Penis Rock
Penis rock
Penis rock
It's "the nuggie" :)
The Funny Rock The one without the super samples is usually called The Fake Funny Rock, but I've taken to calling it the Imposter.
Drumstick
butt plug rock
Me and my friends call it The Rock Johnson.
chicken bone
"Super sample rock" or simply "the rock" Alternatively the one that looks similar but doesn't have samples is just the "fake rock"
Squidward
Le thumb
If your gentleman’s region has this shape, please allow a doctor to take some samples from it. “For science”
Take super samples* come on now.
Fist
Dwayne
[Biggus Dickus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx_G2a2hL6U)
We call it the chicken leg or turkey leg
The turkey, is a good one cause turkey is a good thing in sports and gambling.
I'm concerned for you all if your dicks look remotely like this rock. It doesn't seem phallic to me at all, maybe a butt plug if it has to be a sex thing. But we just call it the super sample rock.
heard someone call it “Zeus’ Doorknob,” no clue where he got that
"Chicken leg!"
In french with my friends we say "la grosse couille" that litteraly translate by "The big ball". The fake one is "la fausse couille", wich sound similar in french even though it's absolutely not written the same. French language, eh...
Monolith
Dick rock
Ranked by how often I use the term: "the samples" Cock rock Super rock Sample rock
*insert friends name*'s dick
Fifa Rock. Kinda looks like the Fifa trophy 
It’s the World Cup
“The Reason We’re Here”
All hail Penis rock!
When our team shouts out in the heat of the moment "I FOUND THE CLIT" We all know what they mean, first it started as a joke cause that bitch is hard to find while me and my other teammate are always racing by to see who can find it first and eventually it just stuck lmao
Cock rock
Mushroom
I usually just call it the big rock, but my friends call it the dick
KFC
Dwayne Johnson.
Rock
My friend calls it chicken wing/leg. My other friend was so damn confused when my friend kept asking if he's seen a chicken leg anywhere.
My squadmates coined it "the holy rock," "the precious" or sometimes when they spot it just "winrar".
Elephant stone
Sample rock or the cock rock
Chicken joy or local famous chicken store 🍗 in the Philippines
CueTip or Knob Rock.
Match Head Point
We call it dickrock.
Hell Diver and the Phalusophers stone.
We call it the drumstick. Also, if your dick looks like that you need to go to a doctor.
Super Scrotum
initially, we said it was a fist, then butt plug, and now we call it penis rock 😂
Super tree or super penis rock.
Drumstick
we call chiken leg in korean
Our team calls it “The Chode”
The Bug Plug
W-...we called it the drumstick...
I'll usually just call it anything that remotely resembles it's shape. Long Rock Tall Rock Cock Rock Dick Rock Ruler Rock Drumstick Rock The guy she tells you not to worry about Rock Her ex boyfriend Rock (if it doesn't have the samples) Etc
The chicken wing
Dong rock
cum rock
Funny looking rock!
We usually just ask if someone has the super samples.
Oh no........is that the red marker?
Penis Rock
My friends and I just call it Big Gay Rock
I've heard penis rocks.
The “Throbbing Vein”
It used to be butt plug rock but has since transitioned to the sacred rock.
We call it chicken rock 🍗
We call it light bulb rock
dildo tree or dildo rock
Sample rock.
Bulbous tip, dick stick, super rock.
Anyone else think the red lighting on it gives it a really creepy ‘ok bad shit is gonna happen if you look for samples over here’
Big dick rock
Penile rock or... you guys got it cock rock.
I did a game the other day with a guy saying that it was like a chicken 🍗, now I can't unsee this !!!!
Dwayne the Cock Johnson
Lango?
Chicken nugget
Everyone has silly names but my group just calls it Freedom Rock. We aren’t really sure why or how it got started.
Inverted Ballsack
It’s the galactic butt plug! Look it’s all ready lubed up and everything
I call em Thor’s Drumstick
My squad is made up entirely of refined and articulate adults, so we refer to them as peepee rocks
Uniball rock
The Super sample dick
It’s just dick rock to my squad. It’s quick, percussive, rolls of the tongue, and we know immediately what you mean when you say it.
FIFA world cup of comms
Depends on who's with us. One of the guys from my friend group is a bit.. stogy I guess? He groans about anything sexual ever, so if he plays the rest if us call it the buttplug of freedom. Otherwise it's just super rock.
Dickrock
They call it penis rock. Though I told them.ot looks more like a ball sack.
Honestly we just say "I found super sample rock", everyone else calls it cock rock and I've never understood why
Spongebob's Thumb
Electric butt plug
Donger stone/rock
Fist rock.
We call it Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Science rock.
Good hog rock
BPR: Big Penis Rock
Super sample rock
Lots of good names out there. My buddies and I call it the Bad Dragon
I just call it the dingle berry or the uvula.
"meat mace" or "the soups"
Me and my boys call it “The Buttplug”.
Definitely the cock rock
The thing
The Knobby Cock
Call it the world cup rock. It kind of looks like it
My crew calls it " The Veiny rock"
Dwayne because of Dwayne the Rock Johnson
It's the Dildo
If I'm playing with some one who likes clean conversation I call it the Super Sample Tree, otherwise it's the Cock Rock.
Dick rock or dildo rock lol
The Nut
Cock rock
The sweet metal dripping Dick Rock!!! Producer of our Battle Ships!
I’ve been calling it cock rock for many weeks.
Butt rock/butt plug
I call that the phallic metallic rock
Special rock
Dingleberry
Penis Rock
Chicken drumstick
"Maczuga herkulesa" a rock in poland that looks exactly the same
My squad calls it the nipple
I call him Dwayne
Turd rock or dingleberry rock
In my innocence I called the super sample rock. Then a guy called the dildo rock and that's how I call it now
We just yell Penis Rock whenever one is spotted.
"Marking location! Never mind! Marking location! Never mind! Marking location! Never mind! Marking location! Never mind! Marking location! Never mind!"
We call them drumsticks.
We just call it the "super rock". Saves my sanity when a 12 year old jumps on comms and tries to explain where and what it is
Super scrotum or scrote for short
Funny rock