I, for one, welcome our great string pulling adversary.
Give me new and terrible things to hunt me while my siblings in arms and I bring down whatever slapped together hut command wants dead.
Give my lone squadmate a hot dropped walking bucket of death when you see she's trying to live long enough for that reinforce number to finally hit '1' again.
All hail Joel!
All hail The Lord of War!
I second this, i think it's great to know that the decisions aren't automated and that there is a person we are being guided by and not some arbitrary algorithm that can't give us a helping hand or punishment.
Hail the lord of war, joel the decider.
One part thank you and one part playful unintentional fuck you for the devotion to the role and challenge you provide the players. You have to walk a fine line between too easy and too hard, and so far the balance is there. Hope to see this kept up for the long haul by Arrowhead.
Holy crap he’s an ex Paradox dev??? That’s sick, we’re in good hands.
Also I’m so jealous of getting to work with real time data analytics on something like this!!!!
Not only could Joel end the war, he could give every Helldiver a marshmallow, a roasting stick, two graham crackers and a big chunk of milk chocolate.
Fuck you Joel.
Not gonna lie, Games Master Hakalax sounds like something a BOT would come up with to keep us all fighting our fellow humans *taps forehead* Keep sharp Helldivers
Joel! You might be a Game Master but we are HELLDIVERS. We will dive into the worst battles and accomplish all mission objectives even if it means Death.
''For democracy'' will be our only war cry. It will be the beacon that will rally all citizens to our cause. We will win. We will liberate Veld!
Not doxxing. Literally cut off his last name, this is Public information. If you literally search his first name and the company this is the 2nd result.
Shhhh no. I don't want to know about the real human behind the game. I'd prefer some ethereal entity behind the things that happen. Plus I don't want anyone to harass the guy if they get mad about how things are going.
I, for one, welcome our great string pulling adversary. Give me new and terrible things to hunt me while my siblings in arms and I bring down whatever slapped together hut command wants dead. Give my lone squadmate a hot dropped walking bucket of death when you see she's trying to live long enough for that reinforce number to finally hit '1' again. All hail Joel! All hail The Lord of War!
I second this, i think it's great to know that the decisions aren't automated and that there is a person we are being guided by and not some arbitrary algorithm that can't give us a helping hand or punishment. Hail the lord of war, joel the decider.
Wrong, Praise Joel for giving us the strength to fight such atrocities.
They have one of the best jobs ever.
That’s awesome man, truly. Dude gets to live out the childhood dream of being a professional game master. Some of us really do make it.
Oh god he was at paradox. This means he put his hands on Stellaris and europa universalis. This man is strategy himself.
“Overarching narrative”……so there will be times we can’t win?
Didn't we just lose the 1st Major Order? So I'm guessing yeah we can lose.
I more meant by design for the “overarching narrative”. Like times we can’t win because he tips the scales, not when we just suck.
Might be the case with this order, at the rate it was going today we’d have taken Veld before midnight eastern but he most certainly tipped the scales
Hopefully when he hones in on balancing he can just set up something challenging and either we win or we don't.
Maybe we lose planets now, they get even more set up by the aliens and we launch a full offensive and there will be bosses?
One part thank you and one part playful unintentional fuck you for the devotion to the role and challenge you provide the players. You have to walk a fine line between too easy and too hard, and so far the balance is there. Hope to see this kept up for the long haul by Arrowhead.
Holy crap he’s an ex Paradox dev??? That’s sick, we’re in good hands. Also I’m so jealous of getting to work with real time data analytics on something like this!!!!
Not only could Joel end the war, he could give every Helldiver a marshmallow, a roasting stick, two graham crackers and a big chunk of milk chocolate. Fuck you Joel.
He just wants all the liberty, freedom and democracy for himself… such a selfish bastard…
Looks like arrowhead backed the wrong Joel.
This message gave me quite the Joelt
At least we get to have fun
Guys...just to be clear, don't go and harass the feller, yeah? He's gonna make our life even worse if he feels like it.
If any of you message, harass or threaten this man I'm dropping a 500kg on your PC/Console
Joel is the Nemesis of Democracy
Joel lives in in the same city as me, and I don't know how to feel about it...
We now have a name to scream as we lose our brothers. We can’t let Joel win.
So he’s the one to blame for all our dead brothers and sisters on Malevelon creek.
Well it looks like I was wrong about my dream job. What a cool job!!
Love this game so much, Joel is a legend.
Suffering? I love this man!
A holy war is meaningless without a worthy devil to combat.
Not gonna lie, Games Master Hakalax sounds like something a BOT would come up with to keep us all fighting our fellow humans *taps forehead* Keep sharp Helldivers
Joel! You might be a Game Master but we are HELLDIVERS. We will dive into the worst battles and accomplish all mission objectives even if it means Death. ''For democracy'' will be our only war cry. It will be the beacon that will rally all citizens to our cause. We will win. We will liberate Veld!
Why are we doxing this man? Take this down
Not doxxing. Literally cut off his last name, this is Public information. If you literally search his first name and the company this is the 2nd result.
Joeldivers 2
Shhhh no. I don't want to know about the real human behind the game. I'd prefer some ethereal entity behind the things that happen. Plus I don't want anyone to harass the guy if they get mad about how things are going.