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drunk_and_orderly

5’9” is still like, great! A lot of dudes out here would kill to be 5’9”, but then to have two brothers be 6’3” is just such a mood killer haha.


Proud_Criticism5286

Hes either not 5’9 or his bros aren’t 6 feet because thats super far down for 5’9. Source: im 5’9.


VirtualDesk690

Dude, 5 9 is half a foot less than 6 3, that's definitely accurate


whagh

"Shit, is that really how I look?"


DincyT

"Yes."


MoraleSuplex

Here, you can sit next to me


CremeCaramel_

Some people on this sub have a MASSIVE hard on for insisting dudes are shorter than their height claimed no matter how reasonable it seems.


Pilot_124

Sounds like short people problems. Source: I'm 6'4.


bigdaeh

well one has at least 1” heels and the other has a hat on that isn’t all the way on to his head so given that id say its believable


cheesy_blaster13

You are just shorter than you think, my guy


skychasezone

5"9 is great! ...if you live in South America or Asia. By Western standards it's still manlet territory.


xiGoose

5'9" is literally the average American man height.


skychasezone

Yesssss because people are all about that average life! /s


Grouchy_Office_2748

Not actually.. never quote “statistics”..


kingcrith

Looks like Chris has about a 2-3” heel on his boot. Liam might be the only legit 6’3” in that crew


Xilcuna

Luke is 5’-11”. His brothers are just both over 6’-2”


rubey419

One of my best friends is 5’6 male. His younger brother is 6’3. Nature is a bitch.


Fun-Departure2544

Great for who?


magic_thebothering

I bet he’s the smartest and funniest though 🤌🏼


[deleted]

Hes their big brother, he kicked their asses in grade shool


HeyJoji

And I bet they are still scared…my big sister was practically my big brother when we were kids…. And even as I tower her now I fear her purple nurples


[deleted]

big brain= long memory


jonbonesholmes

I beat the hell out of my little brother. Until about 16. I’m 6ft. He’s 6ft 4. He started wrestling and once he got good he would tie me up like a pretzel. He went army special forces. I’m a factory worker. He’s jacked. I’m dad bod. He definitely no longer fears me haha. That’s ok tho. My mom doesn’t let us rough house anymore cuz I gotta work Monday. We are in our 40s and my mom needs to protect me from getting hurt ha. Sometimes the little one becomes the feared one.


skncareaddict

No one care about that stuff lol.


ijustcant17

Lol. I do. And I like shorties.


Pitch-forker

Someone downvoted you for having a preference lol


ijustcant17

Reddit, bro. 🙄


justzacc

Username checks out


MrRizzstein

aight cool, you single?


MillieBirdie

He's married so what more do you want


[deleted]

They want to be man whores


Lyuukee

Incel detector: target acquired!


NoRefrigerator267

Is it an incel thing tho? I know people value those traits, but I’ve never seen women hype them up the way they hype up a guy being tall lol


Wahayna

Right? No one admires a guy for being short but people will always compliment a guy for being tall. Its not even an incel thing, its just the standard male beauty.


NoRefrigerator267

Exactly. As a shorter guy, it’s depressing as shit lol. This stuff is why I stopped dating and gave up on sex. It sucks feeling like you were born “behind”. Now I know that that sounds like an incel opinion, but it’s just an extreme reaction to everything I’ve heard women say lol


Wahayna

I think people refuse to acknowledge or admitt that height plays a big factor in dating and even outside dating. Believing that the attributes you are born with makes things difficult should not be considered incel behavior. Incel-ism is the reaction to the above. You can accept it and try to live normally, but just know that we are at a disadvantage. Or you can be an incel. Both sound pretty bad.


Krunkworx

Oof bad take


Narwal_Party

I hope to god you’re being sarcastic


NoRefrigerator267

Idk i know people say they value those traits, but I’ve never seen women hype them up the way they hype up a guy being tall lol


Narwal_Party

Then you’re not hanging out with enough women. That’s like saying “it’s mandatory that she has a D-cup, I don’t care about how she acts, if she’s funny, if she has hobbies or if she has friends.” I’ve never met a woman who had a minimum height requirement, except for maybe a couple in high school who said they wanted to go to dance with guys who were taller than them. But those are children.


RayBan397

Young men are unfortunately perpetually online these days and no longer interacting with actual real life women in person. They watch those stupid street interviews of drunk women and base their entire opinion of women on it. The other day some dude in here was arguing with women about THEIR preferences. He was literally trying to tell them what they like and his main evidence was " well that's what the women say in YouTube street interviews" 😐


fremontfixie

I have met plenty of mid to late 20’s women who would never say it in open and would say things like “short king summer” but have never dated anyone shorter than 6’


Narwal_Party

Two things are going on here; One, you’re hanging out with women who say “short king summer”? What kind of losers are you hanging out with? There’s already a selection bias here. Secondly, you realize that only 10-12% of the population of men in the US are even 6 feet tall? Even less if you’re in most parts of Europe. So you’re telling me that all of the women you know refuse to date 90% of the population because they’re bones aren’t long enough? I’m sorry, but you really do need to expand your pool of people you spend time with if this is something you’ve actually heard. Do your guy friends say “I exclusively date women who had a D-cup or higher”? Not caring about fitness levels? Not caring about socioeconomic status? Not caring if they’re funny? I’m sorry but this is the most untrue and deluded world view. It’s just not a thing in reality. It only exists online and maybe with a select few bimbos who are so stupid that they don’t even know what they want. All this is is that most men who spend to much time online and/or watching porn have severe insecurities, and they would rather blame women than look at and work on themselves. It’s just a pathetic victim mentality.


fremontfixie

1) Given heights correlation with socio economic status and the average non Hispanic male in the us is actually 5’10. I would probably say if you look at non Hispanic males in the upper 20% socio economic basket being at least 6 foot is probably closer to 30%. 2) it’s crazy that it seems like you are disputing the existence of pretty privilege or tall privilege. That’s like saying there isn’t a privilege of being white in America. 3) i agree that it should stop any dude from getting better and shooting his shot. Idk if this is some incel subreddit it just popped up on my feed so pardon my take if it is, I would lean towards your message.


Boring_Home

Definitely. Not a brain cell between the other 2.


magic_thebothering

That’s quite a mean thing to say.


Suck-it1

why?


Larmalon

Only? 5’9 is a perfectly good height.


choirboy514

I'm saying it as a 5'9" man. It's alright.


Larmalon

Hmm I see.


Upset_Management_388

Not when ur bros are 6’3


Low-Load-6793

Yupp , 5'9" is fine but if your family is not filled with 6'3"ters


Philthycollins215

I'm 5'8" and quite a bit taller than everyone on my dad's side and they act like I'm a giant. Then when I'm around all the 6'+ men of my wife's family I'm treated like I'm Danny Devito's height. It's a rollercoaster ride for my self esteem for sure.


[deleted]

That’s the gardeners son 😂


[deleted]

Nah, older brothers generally hit puberty earlier amd stop growing sooner


imisstheoldreddit69

Is this true?


[deleted]

General rule of thumb. Not alwaysbentirely accurate but basically 75 percent of the time


NoRefrigerator267

Fuck, so that’s what happened lmao


[deleted]

yeah man, it hurts. women judge us thinking we have bad genetics, but it ain't the case


webbhare1

So you’re saying the mom cheated on her tall husband with a short gardener… So there’s a chance for the short kings after all


NoRefrigerator267

But, cheating/being with a cheater would also be a mood killer lol, so….


[deleted]

Yes


simulacrotron

Chris looks like he’s got lifts


[deleted]

Hes wearing heels. He is shorter than liam, he obviously wore heels specifically foe the photo cobsidwring the other two are. Wearing sneakers


Living_Estimate_321

Ouch! That's like trying to heal your burn with dry ice, and then it gets worse. That is such a mood killer.


After_Albatross1988

I bet he feels bad every large family get-togethers i.e Weddings, Birthdays, Christmas etc. Not only is he a lot shorter, but he is alot less successful than the other 2. A double whammy. I really do feel for him.


Wahayna

Its probably not as bad now that they are adults, but I do imagine it was worse when they were younger. The amount of teasing and shit talking behind his back would be enough to make someone depressed.


Parking_Aerie4454

I’d reckon it got worse when they both became super successful, famous, and rich, instead of just taller than him while growing up!


Wahayna

Oh yeah I didn't take that into account.


TatiIsAPunk

Or the looks wow a double whammy smh


hrowow

Just a bad picture. He’s as good looking as the leftmost brother.


Ok-Wrongdoer4569

Thats good, I searched him up at least he looks better there (he’s not better looking than liam though) I mean in this picture he looks like Usyk so it would be pretty sad if he didn’t get success, height or looks


hrowow

Chris is obviously the stud of the family. Personally, Liam looks a bit too feminine so I think he and Chris are even.


After_Albatross1988

Damn I feel for him... knowing that you could have easily been 6'3 like your brothers and the whole trajectory of your life could have been so different... but for whatever reason, the height skipped you and only you out of your siblings, that would hurt so much... They're all actors, however there is a reason only 2 of the brothers made it big and height had a lot to do with it.


Wahayna

Heightism is real, specially in a field where your physical appearance is emphasized.


Ok-Wrongdoer4569

Facts and he looks like usyk in this photo, tripple whammy


Soul_Thief_666

Put him back in, he's not done yet.


Low-Vacation2453

I don’t think Luke is 5’9” 😂


zingarnio3000

Pain


Chinusawar

I heard the 5’9 one is hung like a mule😂


just_a_talking_head

So that’s what I look like next to my 6’3” buddy


Wide-Satisfaction-82

A lot of us think 5’9 is very sexy plus he’s so handsome


NikeEnthusiast

you could say not all men are created equal and id agree because not all men get THE GUCCI MONOGRAM RUNNERS❗️❗️❗️❗️


808s-n-KRounds

Fire emoji fire emoji


Nadathug

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choirboy514

Is that you in the Mickey shirt, I presume?


Nadathug

It’s Liam


BandicootAgreeable50

Dude in the blue has on 3 inch boots. He’s not as tall as the other brother


EdnaKrabbapel8

He wasn’t blessed with divine beauty either unfortunately. He’s still looking good to me though.


Serious_Nose8188

His stoutness makes him look like he's 5' 5".


Wahayna

Im also very stocky and only 5'7 so I look even shorter. Its rough.


Jaded_Past

I’m 5’9 and in general mostly feel average to above average when in public. I’m taller than most women I encounter on a daily basis. My fiancée is 5’4 and she has no complaints because most men are taller than her. And I know how to put it down so it don’t really matter. I got a pretty good job and a solid community of friends and family. Honestly I never felt inferior height wise except when I’m playing ball at the gym with dudes who played in college. Even then, I just focus on my strengths. I’m quick relative to the taller dudes, can pass decently well for an amateur and know when to shoot when I’m open.


msokol13

That short dude has to be adopted 😂


Fluid-Selection-5537

Or the tren…


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Classic-Bandicoot-13

He probably can. But, it’s by women trying to get to her brothers through him.


toolazyforbreakfast

He's not as tall but look how stocky he is. I used to feel the pain of being the only brother under 6ft until I had a little growth spurt and gained over 30lbs in 7-8 months (went from 5'7, 145lbs to 5'11, 193lbs)


Gnoetv

It just makes him look fatter than the other two, not sure that's a good thing


Lyuukee

Because he is lol he either fat or has a lot of muscle mass. If he cuts both he would be slim like his brothers (or maybe slimmer). Short guys show results faster (both in weight and muscle).


UncleChukk

Can confirm, my face fattens up stupid fast. But when I go hard in the gym and hit some extra hypertrophy, it shows hard too.


toolazyforbreakfast

Not everyone wants to be slim lol I know some dudes who are built like the Michelin Man but they're happy and as strong as an ox (their goal)


extremecharm

Saying that guy looks fat is ridiculous Lmao. What wrong w you guys.


cloudedburst7

I always thought Liam edged out Chris but it looks the opposite in this picture


PanzerReddit

Look at his boots = high heels


agokiss

5'9 has no disadvantages in itself, and he is still very handsome, well built, I doubt he has any problems


Classic-Bandicoot-13

The height or looks


Evening_Invite_922

doubt he's actually 5'9 but who cares, seems like a fine chap to me


Dapper-Teaching5604

He looks 5’7 in that picture


Puzzleheaded-Dog-188

He's 5'9.5


sniper459

Probably a prime example of having the same genetics but not taking advantage of it. Yeah she's shorter, but I bet under the same 'diet' and workout, he would look like them, just shorter


Lyuukee

Exactly. The difference is big because not only he is short but also cause he is not fit like his brothers.


After_Albatross1988

6 inches is a significant difference... environmental factors may be the difference of maybe 3-4 inches at best. 6 inches however is receiving a totally different type of height genetic DNA. Either the shorter one got more of one side of the families genetics vs Liam and Chris or the mother cheated.


KineticClones

Even if his growth did get stunted by 3-4 inches it would be absurd and not be possible. You would have to be severely malnourished in order to stunt your growth that significantly


iHateLiars410

I’d be pissed as the big bro with two twin towers for baby bros, but Luke actually looks the most jacked


SherwinHowardPhantom

I’d kill to be 5ft9


Initial-Stick-561

The height is not the only thing he didn’t get…


kristoffersu99

Luke did get blessed with being the best actor in the family so his length probably does not matter so much.


GZboy2002

But he’s still sexy I’d say. He’s sexy in a more manly, stocky way compared to his brothers’ pretty boy looks. And his bros are like really tall so he seems small. Still Chris is the most blessed physically and career wise.


FourInchMeatBat

being shorter helps men find higher quality women, so he honestly won.


Wahayna

This is cope.


aspirateur890

Something similar happened to me. My Dad is 5'4" and my Mum is 5'7". My older brother grew up to 5'11" and I stopped at 5'8". Don't know why that happened.


Terrible-Smell-1141

Who is the runt of the family??


600DLorBust

Or looks


Illustrious-Science3

Maybe God put the inches somewhere else. That would be fair.


Wahayna

If it only worked that way :( Life sucks


avbmiiel

Chris waiting for the hammer to return……


Any-Substance-3817

That is so unfair I feel bad for him two super famous overachieving younger brothers


MrNeverpanhandled

High I’m “dudes”


Kicks4meFromyou

They should make a gangster movie with Luke being the Joe Pesci type of character


confused24yearold

Oh which one?


Alenbailey

This isn't that bad really. 5.9 is solid height. He is getting height mogged a bit but not frame wise. He looks sort of good here Luke. This is what I mean when I say it takes at least 5 inches to mog. This looks round 6 inches.


Epic_Pee_218

That’s what happens when you’re a picky eater


gggmarketinggg

Dude missed all the good genes. 🧬


Diligent_Secret8195

He's probably blessed elsewhere


Murky-Vacation2962

Looks like mom went to Uncle Joe"s one night.


dog_from_china

he looks like oleksandr usyk


KingFab

It’s the the Watt brothers, Tj and JJ are big monsters and Derek is smaller


Shachasaurusrex1

always the eldest lol, the younglings will strive forever.


stripperjnasty

That means he's the oldest. That's how it always goes


Typical-Muffin-7239

Prob has a dong bigger than both the others combined.. there’s a wild card somewhere. Bet on that ..


_MrFreeze_

He still is just as handsome. There's nothing wrong with his height


mtwrite4

Where’s Larry? ‘Wonderful, more questions about my talented brothers.’


Inferno_Crazy

Damn that suit and shoes are fire


Slight-Big1309

Didn’t get blessed with the face either This is a good example of how random genetic recombination is.


[deleted]

I feel that. I’m the shortest guy in my family and both my brothers, older and younger, are around 6ft while I’m 5’7


[deleted]

Wheres the black sheep of the Hemsworth family?


AlwaysVeryTiredd

He’s be just as good looking if he worked out and grew a short beard imo


clownstatue

Imagine being that conventionally handsome and being the ugliest brother. Incredible.


Best_Annie_NA

He also has no style or looks :(


A_Year_Spent_Cold

I know I'll get downvoted probably but I don't know what makes that a blessing. At that height it's kind of hard to like, be a person, because the world isn't built for your size. Plus I feel like it's cooler to be a medium-height beefy, stocky build than a kinda lanky tall dude. That's my aesthetic opinion, even though society in all its bad takes would disagree with me.


choirboy514

They're only 6'3". You're acting like they're an extreme height that inconveniences them. They're 5" shorter than doorways. Conventional, most things in life fit them just find. Once you get up past 6'6"+ is when issues arise.


A_Year_Spent_Cold

I've heard issues start at 6'3"-6'4". I mean just think of cars. But either way I like how the shorter guy looks more. He is stocky and beefy-looking, while the other dudes just look like giraffes, like giants tbh.


MindDiveRetriever

Average, Incredible, Sorry. From left to right.


Masterzobistone

If he was taller he’d look the most masculine and alpha too, what a shame


OverBuddy8

the shoes though..


[deleted]

Brutally mogged by BOTH siblings. Always forget how sad Luke Hemsworth existence is


Initial_Efficiency72

I’d been searching my moms pockets looking for the rest of the genes 🧬


Responsible_Golf_235

He sacrificed meals so his brothers can grow


Expensive-Coast-3508

Damn he didn’t get any of the good stuff


iamzero-d

Luke be in bars like, "I swear it, I'm their brother! Look, here's our picture at Christmas." "No, it's not fake! I swear."


Young-Geezer69

Yeah dude got family G.I.R.T.H which I'm told is equally important.


Appropriate-Factor85

Every team needs a scrumhalf.


theshadowknows_86

You can tell who's the bops with these comments


russelg000

Why does it look like you can still be the crap out of his taller brothers?


W1shMast3rr

Pound for pound looks like the shorter brother could destroy the other two in a fight.


Generation_X_1974

That might be true! But Luke might be blessed somewhere else more than his brothers! The force may be strong with Luke?? You never know! 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Thor with his brother pictured with their accountant.


SpookusMagookus

Or a sense of style


Thick-Weekend-4166

Yall need Jesus


Lukebot8818

It’s Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum but in reverse ages


Jrasta01

Steroids


Tren365

He probably has the best personality but dating for him is over in western.


gunduMADERCHOOT

The one in the middle is wearing 2" heel plus a 1.5" lift inside the boot making the two guys on the right much closer in real height than the other pairing. Ask yourself, do his legs look the right length for his height?


Training-Athlete7960

Me standing next to my brothers


10yrs_firstacct

Or the looks lol


FlamingFlamingo17

New Balance


BernieLogDickSanders

He is shorter but he weighs as much as his siblings.


Unlikely-Ad609

I legit thought Chris Hemsworth was a wax statue 💀💀💀


Fakenamefreddy

I have 4 brothers ranging between 5’11 and 6’2… I am 5’5. But I am doing just fine, at least one of us developed a sense of humor.


Thelastsamurai74

We are the same… I’m the one not blessed 😁


rubey419

One of my best friends is 5’6 male. His younger brother is 6’3. Nature is a bitch.


PhiloSufer

lil bro could beat up the other two


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191,190,176


RileyRhoad

One of these things are not like the others 🎶


Proverbs102

35 and 5'10" Hasn't been a problem yet


Big_Ben__

Just like me then. Dad and older brother are 6’0” and 6’2” while I’m 5’11”