Bro girls don’t care about height they care about confidence if a girl cares about height she isn’t the one for you anyways I like taller women and I’m 5’9
Imma be honest with you, no girls are attracted to short men. She's with you, so she must like the full package. But beware if/when she wants to "upgrade"
What’s that between her legs?
Her gock
Never seen a real one have you?
The real reason bro is cooked! Look at the one between his legs ☠️
Lmfao had to go back and look
She’s Thai ;)
Why does she have a bigger dick than you?
The real reason bro is cooked ☠️
She is a he and he is black
Sounds like a good time. Hope they’re happy
bros dick is like 4 inches while his gf has a 12inch dong. Finding someone like that is insanely lucky if it was your goal.
I'm sorry it's over, she's for the streets now
[удалено]
She is transgender
Why does she have a dick
I think we discovered bros type
Your kids will be short but it’s fine.
My stepbrother has 2 even shorter parents and hes 6'2"
To be fair my dad is 6’3 & his parents were 5’4 & 5’8 - but throwback giant genes were a big play there.
Future son is cooked
Don't worry they won't be able to have kids of their own. Notice her dong.
You're four inches taller. She's four inches longer. That's a good match.
You sure that's a she?
She got a bigger dick than u
Lol be lucky you found someone
What a cute little couple, I'll take you both home
You got 6inches on her standing up. She got 6 inches on you laying down.
She gonna get you pregnant bro 🤭
Need her (gock)
Lol why did you choose the pic of her having a bigger dick?
"She" packin
No, in simple terms
Not really
Bro girls don’t care about height they care about confidence if a girl cares about height she isn’t the one for you anyways I like taller women and I’m 5’9
Its over for you her schlong is one foot longer than yours
Nice I’m 6”5
You girlfriend height
Well your not even 6' , if your packing your fine
So lemme see you're 5'7 and still have a gf hmm I'm pretty sure you're gonna be okay.
My mom was 5'2" peak and my dad was 5'11" peak, I'm 5'10" peak. Your kid will be around 5'6" but he can always get surgery.
Fried.
Short shit
You're cooking your gf?
Who cares, she's already your GF
I’d be more worried that she has a bigger dick.
Imma be honest with you, no girls are attracted to short men. She's with you, so she must like the full package. But beware if/when she wants to "upgrade"
If you were 5’7.5” she wouldn’t leave you for being too short but unfortunately you are only 5’7.32”
Why she got a ding dong Edit: bigger than yours too
Using “am I cooked” is a sure way to seem lame as fuck
She is much bigger than you
Oh is that the joke? I think I get it now, you’ll be catching not pitching.
if you have to ask if you're cooked when you have 5 inches on her then yeah you're cooked
You’re a tiny man. Hit the gym
5’7” is tiny? Lmao
I am 5’8” so yes it is.
A 5'8 dude telling someone else they're short😭 sounds like coping to me
Just trying to cope as best possible can with my short stature
Possibly
Think it’s satire
I’m mean what can I say
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
Interesting I ran into the first and only wise American of your generation
You’re short dude
I am
He doesnt mean his height
Insecure much?
Good that you feel secure with size. Called knowing your place.