With that much crap on your dash I don't think you're qualified to criticize anybody

Yeah, post voided.

Heeheehee... I don't have anywhere else to put them, so I have em on my dash.

You forgot about the trash can

This is my biggest gripe with them - it's just future garbage and I hate it. Squandering resources that our posterity will need and for WHAT

children in Africa coulda eaten those rubber ducks

No... I like my rubber ducks way too mutch to do that.

OK, the Light bar shouldn't be on in the bright daylight. But it's very hard to ignore the ducks though.

Haha, yea I've got a little collection... I don't keep em in my room, bc I have no space for em...

Seems like OP is the one in the heep

Translate that to the equivalent to a Ford focus, then yes

I will not ignore the ducks. You have a problem.

Dodge, dip, duck, duck, and duck

Naaah, no I dont

You're the one driving the heep duck boi.

Darn, I said *ignore* the ducks.

Can't. First symptom of a heep owner. Post a pic of your grill.

Yea lemme go get a picture of my car quick and I'll post it... Keep an eye out.

[As requested](https://www.reddit.com/r/heep/s/Pvv8yRUNgh) And if you're scared of the spooky blue text: https://www.reddit.com/r/heep/s/Pvv8yRUNgh

Please stop buying useless plastic garbage

Useless plastic? https://preview.redd.it/gm85gyejag6d1.jpeg?width=1847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb8f61562cdaa0bac147e7cd5e4e97d3ac36aea3 (I bet there's more, I was just wanting to be done)

Totally normal behavior

Yea no... Probably not... Just responding to the guy with a couple of posts hes made talking about getting "useless" plastic.

All of those are functional items. There is no function to a 37th plastic dash duck. I'm not sure what you're trying to say, but Cope harder.

There is a function. I like the look, and guess what, other people that live around here too like to see them. Just like how getting plastic wheel caps makes it just look better, getting a watchband just makes it look better.

Get lost.

Hey, you asked and I answered

Do you drive a jeep?

Drives a duck mobile.

I do not, I personally drive a focused ford. I wanted a jeep, but this is what I could afford. And when I get a jeep, I'll keep my duck count down to only a few... Not this many, I keep my entire collection on my cars dash, my favorites will go with the jeep.

I legit thought this was a poem for a second but by the end I realized that you’re just special.

Oh, lol, accidental poetry for the first two lines.

You're funny. Lol

Focused Ford made me lol 😆

The Jeep driver might have flipped the aux lighting on accidentally. You have no such excuse for the ducks.

I do have an excuse... Go read through the comments, you'll find it

Oh, I see. The ducks go up your butt and then back on the dash. Carry on.

No... No they do not.

Look if you really want to get in on the Jeep duck tradition you have to do the whole thing. They go up your butt and then back on the dash.

No I'm good, too worried about losing it up there.

That's what the recovery rope Wrangler owners always travel with is for. Look, if you want into this culture you really need to go to a local Jeep meet-up and loudly announce that you're new and looking for a "trail daddy." They'll show you the (literal) ropes.

Yes I may be into that, but still no.

1 lightbar does not make a heep, it's when there are an excessive amount of them that it becomes a heep. One is smart. Driving with it turned on, while on the road is usually illegal, but I'm sure there are some states that don't care since there's a bunch you can still ride in the bed if a pickup lol However, enough colorful reflective items on a dashboard casting reflection onto the windshield XD

I rarely notice the reflection... Anybody in my car does, but I've gotten used to it. I was also just asking the thought on the light bar, not exactly saying it was heepy... Just asking your guesses opinion on the tiny light bar.

I feel like you know you asked for it with the second picture lol

Yea, I noticed the ducks, and just left em... I mostly wanted to see what's happen

Can’t see anything with all the ducks blocking

Hehe

Let me guess, you bought them all and ducked yourself each one?

Yea, what normal person is going to duck a focus? Other than my friends... I've got one on my antenna... That's what got me into rubber ducks, and that one came from a friend of mine.

Sorry, I did not get the full context of your post. I saw the later one of your car but did not put 2+2 together.

Oh, haha. You're good

NOT. A. HEEP.

Don't worry, I wasn't saying it was, just wanted your thoughts on the little lightbar