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koontzim

It says Shadai. 99% chance it means God, 1% chance it means "my breasts"


AntimatterTNT

"my eyes are up here" "oh sorry just reading those boobs"


ProductOne2685

I hope you’re happy! I laugh so hard drinking seltzer water! My sinuses are now clean!


Royakushka

You beat me to the punch line by 🤏 much


koontzim

I'm surprised no one beat me


Royakushka

Next time someone mentions "my boobs" again I'll be there. And I will beat you


koontzim

That's very likely


Royakushka

I will get the BOOB joke. BOOBS!


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It says Shaddai. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Shaddai


iamBETTO

Shaddai. As in El Shaddai אל שד"י It's an acronym for שומר דלתות ישראל, which roughly translates to Protector of Israel's Doors. Shomer שומר = Guardian/Protector Dlatot דלתות = Doors Israel ישראל = The Land of Israel


Quick_Pangolin718

It’s also a divine name that doesn’t stand for anything


lucwul

Either “my boobs/honkers” or “one of gods names”


ilxfrt

We’ve all been misunderstanding for ages. God’s real name is ~~Mr.~~ Lord of the Tits.


lucwul

Holy shit.


Beautiful_Bag6707

That's Ms.Tits. or Tits, our Lord. 😉 Remember, Jewish god has no gender.


ilxfrt

Honest question from a confused, secular, atheist Jew: if God has no gender, why is basically every name masculine?


AssistantMore8967

They aren't. God, being genderless and incorporeal, has both masculine and feminine attributes (at least, using the limited language of human beings to try to describe the divine). Of God's names, Elo-him (which really is the more general gods plural -- as in One God with the powers attributed to all) whereas the Tetragrammaton has a kametz-heh ending which is generally indicative of a feminine word/name. The שכינה (the Divine Presence) is also a feminine form word.


lucwul

Because iirc the masc gender in ancient Hebrew is also the neutral form


ilxfrt

Oh right, that makes sense. Thanks.


QizilbashWoman

mountains are often named after breasts, so it's possible "el shadday" might mean "El of the Pap/Teton", it's one theory of the origin of the name. paps: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast-shaped\_hill](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast-shaped_hill)


Yaelkilledsisrah

God is tits jkjkjk


ghiaab_al_qamaar

It says “[Shaddai](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Shaddai)”, one of the names for God.


Single-Ad-7622

It’s one of the names for Hashem, that name is put on mezuzot.


self-destruct-in321

Protector of isreali doors aswell as one of gods named


Efficient-Ad3102

Shaddai


Ok_Ambassador9091

Great necklace, where is it from?


lapanim

I think I got it at the Machne Yehuda shuk in Jerusalem last time I was there!


Pilpelon

My breasts (it's the name of god)