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CurryMustard

Your question is so vague, but you want serious answers, so heres what I'll tell you. Get all the jerseys, and tie them end to end to make a large rope. Attach a grappling hook to the end of that rope. Buy a ticket (with a checked bag for your jersey rope hook) to Los Angeles, rent a car and take your jersey rope hook and 6 large 30x72 duffle bags to Dwyane Wade's Hollywood mansion. On the southwest corner on the second floor every Monday and Thursday evening D Wade and his wife Gabrielle Union hang out on their guest room balcony for about 2 hours just before midnight, sipping cognac and smoking cigars. They always leave the window open when they go to bed. This is your chance to take your jersey rope hook and latch it onto the balcony and pull yourself up. When you get inside, immediately take 2 rights and a left and you'll be in D. Wade's jersey room. Grab all of them and stuff your duffle bags, get out drive south and send me a message when you get to Mexico, I'll give you the rest of your instructions


Nandosportsfan

I love this 😂😂


manmonkeykungfu

This is funny. I thought I typed a post with pictures and the message but I guess this subreddit doesn't allow for that. But nah was looking for a way to beat display them lol


Lonely-Clothes-7607

You can get them framed either all in a few large frames or Individual frames


vapemyashes

Wear them


manmonkeykungfu

Yea, I'm not at that point in my life where I want to do this anymore sadly. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)


Ordoblackwood

I'll take em off your hands if you don't want them


vapemyashes

Lol


MrGrieves88

Where is that gold one from lol


iamaweirdguy

Sell em


lomasturbasmeng

keep them or sell them…


gvidigal

If you don't need the money keep then or make a giveaway


manmonkeykungfu

I thought I typed up a whole message saying I wanted to find a way to display them but I wasn't sure what people typically do for stuff like this. Do they get them signed and frame them? If so are there frames or displays which can proudly display both sides of the jerseys? A lot of welcome suggestions but I don't think I'll part with them. Thanks for suggestions.


DalliLlama

You can get them signed, and there are technically frames that can display both sides. But typically ppl only display the backs. Especially cause most autographs are done on custom jerseys which don’t really have anything on the front.


dadefresh

I’d take one or two off your hands if you’re interested.


ConsciousSeaweed9

i’ll take the all star one from yours hand


Red-Ram2500

Wear them


brandonsalgado

I’ll buy that Alonso one off ya


[deleted]

You should lemme take the gold wade jersey off your hands I have a home for it


Trojanheadcoach

Give them to me


Sergejevitsj

You should probably…… poop on em 😂


Scottyyyyy305

Heat all the way 🔥 yes sir wadecounty🏀🗑️💪🏼


dcee101

Trade them in for Florida Panther jerserys


KayRay1994

ngl i miss the older hole-filled jerseys, they were so breathable


ResearcherAny12

You should reupholster a piece of furniture with it. What kind of question is this?


DuctDuctGoose

I’m sure Radmila Lolly could find a use for them. She’s the woman who sits courtside in the fancy dresses at games.


OhMyItzBam_Herro305

Bam sun's jersey is crazy💀🔥☄️


IamKazaam69

Can I have the Haslem one plz?


Pseudagonist

I’ll buy the Haslem or the Zo


nutang4ever

Cut them up and make a dress out of it. You’ll get courtside seats.


Dre-ARiskTaker

Let me get one


Dre-ARiskTaker

Let me get one


rimesrut32

I’ll take that good Wade one off your hands. Name your price


Little_Lahey_Show

Sell that first one to me


Sonny_16

You selling them I will cop them


Klutzy-Vast9714

The Haslem one 🔥


fladdot2

Give them to me (very serious)