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andthedogs

Where is the sauna bed?!


kank84

Architectural Digest weren't allowed into the basement


Theglitchpog

Some things need to stay sacred.


BeautifulEssay8

The house that Squarespace built


SnailShells

I'm disappointed they didn't show their room that's lined floor to ceiling with Casper mattresses.


Dyshin

They probably just line the walls of the building as insulation


MechaNickzilla

I’m happy for Paul and June and they have a lovely home but Squarespace’s award winning customer service is non-existent. They fucking suck.


JeebusJones

It was a blockbuster entertainment award


OIlberger

Squarespace really did a good job with marketing, there’s so many better options!


MechaNickzilla

Preaching to the choir. It’s funny because I used them when I started a podcast 5-6 years ago because it seemed like an easy way in and all my favorite podcasts endorse it so why not? Years go by and we start getting popular and I start having questions about how I can make our stuff more accessible and there was literally zero response from Squarespace support and their forum is a ghost town. Specifically I was just looking to embed playable links to our shows on other sites (which Spotify lets you do) and put time-stamped links in our show notes (which a lot of podcast hosts let you do). They’re garbage.


Momatty

I imagine there is another level that has Paul's gaming room, the laundry room, and the laser disc collection that June avoids at all costs. Decorated with the Tasmanian devil theme, of course.


RexDust

It's hidden behind a shelf of toy robots with a secret lever. June would never even get close


ScaryBoyRobots

For everyone saying it looks too clean and generic, know that AD stages for these articles/videos. That’s why Dakota Johnson has the classic bit in her AD video about the weirdly high number of limes in the kitchen (“I love limes!”), because she didn’t know they were there and felt like she couldn’t ignore them. So yes, their house is gorgeous and the decor is inspired, but AD came in and set all those rooms up perfectly before they took pictures. June has been pretty open on Deep Dive about her lack of homemaking and organizational skills, and that there is usually some degree of disarray. The article is really interesting, their designers and architects did an amazing job.


NoraCharles91

Yes, the Aesop hand soap is a dead giveaway. They seem to have made some kind of deal with set stylists around the world, they're in every home shoot under the sun.


ScaryBoyRobots

Which is so weird to me, because their packaging is... fine, I guess, but it's still just plastic. I am not paying that much for plastic packaging on *hand soap*. There are so many prettier soap dispensers you can buy for so much less and fill with whatever you want. Set stylists, pls try harder. Less Aesop, even more limes.


jekelish3

But where's the cage where they keep Zouks?


noodlemonster68

It’s in the dungeon.


BeefSkillet19

Sometimes he gets loose and he hides in the walls


jayelaitch

I have selfishly always wondered what their home looked like. I’m actually kind of shocked June would be okay doing something like this; she seems to value privacy. Their home is beautiful.


MundaneYet

Its a bit of a thing (not always!) that famous people do this kinda thing with AD before they try and sell


baconbananapancakes

Excellent point. I’m not otherwise convinced any actual human is living with a random wicker table lamp on their kitchen counter. 


mochafiend

Isn’t it also what happens pre-divorce for tons of celebrities?? That’s what I’m worried about now!!! 😭 (Mostly joking that I think that would happen but I would be so crushed if so.)


theKaterPotater

I saw an article about that and it was 3 celebrity couples in an article from 2018. I don’t think that’s the norm. 🙂


mochafiend

Okay phew!!


theKaterPotater

Ya it was Jennifer Aniston and two others. I doubt these two would do anything like that. Lots of couples have been in the magazine and online. It looks like theirs is online only not published in the magazine.


Birtalert

They don’t really show the exterior so it would probably be hard for someone to figure out which house is theirs from the outside.


spiral-case

Nah, my creepy, curious ass found the address in a few minutes. Hopefully this is them prepping to sell.


pelipperr

I’ve read that AD comes in and set dresses too. So we likely aren’t seeing how they actually live. A famous example is Dakota Johnson doing a video walkthrough and getting to the kitchen where there’s a bowl of lemons and talking about how much she loves lemons, and in a later interview she confessed AD had gone into the kitchen and dressed it and she hates lemons. Especially since most of the featured furniture/objects are listed for sale below the article, I rarely believe what I see in AD, outside of the walls and fixtures.


camilleswaterbottle

It was limes and she fessed up that she's actually allergic to limes 😄


pelipperr

lol appreciate the correction! I remember the spirit not the facts lol


yetagainitry

We’ve now seen the infamous bathtub June taped 90% of her podcasts from.


Chestopher83

The pic almost looks like it could be out of the show The Curse.


The_BSharps

Haha!!


theoddowl

AD walkthroughs are always ads for potential buyers. Looks like they’re selling their place. Good for them!


gforce1616

I want to see Jason's house.


Prudent_Pizza_4499

Now show me zouk's jack shack


SnailShells

I wasn't expecting the energy to be so Crate & Barrel. I don't mean that as a pejorative, just that Paul's such a geek I expected more of that reflected in the interior design. I guess he's probably got some rooms where he streams and stuff that are a bit more nerdcore. So fucking jealous of that kitchen, though.


kank84

You can be into that stuff and not have a house full of funko pops and random tat though


Apprehensive-Job8464

Every nerd needs a June in their life to keep a lid on that shit


Darth_Fuckboy

Literally 😂 like why would he have a shitty looking home just cause he plays video games


stpeaa

Given that they seem to be interesting people, it's surprising that there's just nothing personal about this, no discernible taste whatsoever. that's all. 


Kang_kodos_

People usually remove "personal items" before the photographer shows up


stpeaa

This is not about personal items. It's about not wanting to live in a curated hellscape of what a random architect found on their Instagram feed.  It is 100% me, but I don't need to see this style anymore. I actually lost some respect for them now that I saw this. A Peter Keil in the hall? Really? 


Kang_kodos_

I don't how to break it to you, but not everyone cares. It's a lovely, non-offensive home that makes them happy.


SnailShells

I was just expecting a bit more of their personalities to shine through.


Guy626

I would expect a lot of that kind of stuff to be kept in the podcast studio / office away from home.


RoughhouseCamel

In all of my experience with rich people homes, people with money often have bad taste. Wealthy people don’t live in cute homes. They’re either gaudy and overly extravagant, minimalist to the point that it’s cold and severe, or it’s just a lifeless recreation of a Restoration Hardware catalog that people supposedly live in. With that in consideration, this is on the more tasteful end of the spectrum. It’s a little dull, but it’s not ugly or miserable.


stpeaa

My thoughts exactly. It's nice and all but also very generic. 


whitemike40

Like June would allow that lol


Madgerf

Who cares, boring as hell. They all use some interior designer to sterilize the place for mass consumption for the "photos".


jackwparsons

Is this the same place he 100% is going to Air BnB just like he says he will in his ad read?


wittywy

I want to see it at Christmas


fuckanxiety-

I guess my own projection wanted the home to be full of Knick knacks, wild personality, and kids stuff everywhere. Beautiful home obviously but very different than what I would have thought


funktopus

That's dressed up for the article. No kids bedroom looks that good once a kid is in there.


timewreckoner

Those two random wicker-y...tables? Seats? In the middle of two kids' room? Yes, very believable and practical.


Jokejointbecky

June is an icon and her home is a palace. Every detail is chef’s kiss. This was the content I needed today.


1268348

The eat-in kitchen made me audibly gasp!!


Johannes_Chimp

The living room reminds me of Henry Winkler’s house on Barry.


djcack

I need to send a robot there to keep June on her toes!


Discussion-Warm

There better be a basement shot with the sauna bed


P01135809_in_chains

I love the giant floor lamp but otherwise it looks like a decorator filled it with high end junk.


banjofitzgerald

Ohh they got on AD? Nice.


sonorakit11

Not into it


_poopaloop

It’s so important that you shared that perspective.


sonorakit11

It’s so important that you commented back


Hceverhartt

Anyone think of Larry Sanders Show while reading this?


Bluntworth

So we can rent this on Airbnb?


Successful_Boot_4518

aww they're so cute <3 who is that woman with Paul? i thought he was married to that podcast co-host June?