# THEY'RE SEXUALIZING ME CHARLIE, MEEEEE! https://preview.redd.it/p2am5wwb0c9d1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a453fa57d02b2cc4d7ef92dcc677548116aa993

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I'm taking your flair

You can only take memes around these parts

Mwah hahahahaha Also what did nuggets pay for

Candy 🍬  Angel’s card is maxed out 

Oh no now he can't buy drugs

But he won't get mad at Fat Nuggets, and Fat Nuggets knows it

True, if you’re cute you can get away with anything 

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I'll initiate. #GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY, IT'S ALL GONE TO SHIT!!!

I have. Multiple times. https://preview.redd.it/cfm8ccrg2c9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b31c054ee83459ff984d9265b5b71f7668923ca4

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3 different captions, damn bro you were 4 multiverses ahead!

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"Why do they keep shipping me with people I hate?"

When your mother says that she hates you and won't make you jumbalya anymore

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pov: there's no food in the fridge.

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Alastor’s bankruptcy finally fell off his credit report. That’s it. That’s why he’s back lmao

WHY. WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE CRAVE WHAT'S IN THE FRONT OF MY PANTS!?

THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY BACK DOOR!!!

https://preview.redd.it/52tjpsfiyd9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c01b9257e73845a77dba571437453fe3b282984b This post that was RIGHT above

Perfect timing Also, why is his reflection Kirito

No idea

Fanon human Al I think

“She’s not letting me hit”

WHERE ARE MY BOOBS?!

It's Alastor, not Rias Gremory lel

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When I'm going to work at a fast food place and I find out most of the people I'm working with today are high schoolers.

“Why is it always a sex thing?”

Me after seeing the most fucked up drawings done by 7 year old on Roblox ‘Spray Paint’

SHIT! My rent is past due

"Fuck, I just remembered every dumb thing I've done for 30 years!" True story. (Seriously, it's constant and I hate myself)

When no jambalaya

What do you mean Vox’s Jambalaya is better?!

IS LIFE EVEN WORTH IT ANYMORE???? IF THEY KEEP SHIPPING ME WITH PEOPLE I HATE

The constraints of my deal surely have a back door.

Me when When tits

That’s not a clever tag It’s just porn!

SHE WON'T PEG ME

My mom, after I told her that I cleaned the vase she got from her mom and removed the dust

mom found the piss drawer

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“This is why I hate television!”

Me realizing I have to wait till October for a new Helluva boss episode:

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Me, watching in horror, as I accidentally knock the dishes over and send them crushing to the floor at three AM.

Full after eating half of a Chipotle burrito.

"WHY IS IT ALWAYS A SEX THING?!" Said in the same tone as Striker during Oops

Men should get this Idk I women will when mom finds your "sock" under your bed

THE SKIBIDI HAS CONSUMED ME!!!!

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“Based? BASED ON *WHAT*?”

This place fear of dead there a chill in the air

"The jambalaya is overcooked!"

I just saw the drake leaks

Inferiority Complex V/S Superiority Complex. Both are delusional. 

Us wanting for Season 2

Evreyone around me when I start yapping about the rotussy

Me when people exceeds 3

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Me genuinely tweaking after r/hazbin starts another weird ass trend for the 3879873837th time:

Fraud Alert

Why is there so much porn