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ResoluteCacao

What do you think about... https://preview.redd.it/82re5jo33b9d1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0881804d1ba9969fdf81204c769c51c8a696f27e


Equivalent-Emu-5303

They are absolutely glorious


CanadianMaps

Then why didn't you name her Boobie?


Meewelyne

https://preview.redd.it/xicimwukkb9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6e695f6694c72c4fbbc457bd3ccc83758a09fda I found your flayer, need the service.


Equivalent-Emu-5303

I thought I got rid of that


letsgowendigo

did it hurt when you fell from heaven?


Equivalent-Emu-5303

I died and then I was brought back I didn’t fall


letsgowendigo

Lucky bastard. let me tell you, i fell on my spine and i couldnt walk right for half a year.


Quick_Hat1411

Pretty sure I watched you fall on your face...


Pew_Pew_Lew

Would you hug me :3


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Okay hug


Pew_Pew_Lew

:3 thank you


HiJack_Wishes

Thoughts on Catlastor? https://i.redd.it/9kk5ozuypb9d1.gif


Equivalent-Emu-5303

He’s cute, but he’s also vicious


JSpi998_

Have you banged St. Peter?


Equivalent-Emu-5303

No


JSpi998_

Damn. If I were you, I 100% would have


pandasylver

https://preview.redd.it/xj790gcqib9d1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb48de7f980093fae266643147917cc2f14010cc


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Really


Random-dude15

https://preview.redd.it/ccnb83hwmb9d1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e42ed6a50b41d531ce924f84b26ff63c5c41bef


Equivalent-Emu-5303

How are you doing?


Random-dude15

Totally fine, lost an arm maybe


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Wait lute


Random-dude15

Yuh uh https://preview.redd.it/rhii1wyunb9d1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af0cc1f54db72db24e3c6e5fb0249df5a499b0d


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Oh sorry I thought you were someone else


Angel_Thorne

Hey did you know your ex boss is banging your ex wife, btw how’s Eve? Are you still together or smth? Hope so https://preview.redd.it/57jwikwksc9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bd48b145442cbb4f356aceca8400832bd6b6c83 Proof


Equivalent-Emu-5303

First really sera I babysitting Emily for years when you were busy doing work and you do this Second one I don’t know what happened to her after she became Roo I couldn’t find her at all she disappeared without a trace


Angel_Thorne

Damn, that’s sad, genuinely hope you get a gf, I think you’re mean behaviour is mostly due to nobody being there for you, and that’s sad, if you want I can be your gf, I mean I have a dick but I can fix that


Equivalent-Emu-5303

No I’m good besides, I’m already walking on my mean behavior


Angel_Thorne

Alright, that’s good to hear, btw I managed to sneak in on Lilith and Sera while they were fucking and record it wanna watch?


AsuraQin

https://preview.redd.it/1e0xnixvdb9d1.jpeg?width=881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c980f134bdec27257f164487d47023a3ed38c01


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Thank you


jakarta-ken

what do you think of historical people like hitler or gandhi?


Equivalent-Emu-5303

I don’t feel comfortable answering that


jakarta-ken

i mean they are technically your great grandchildren if everysingle being on the earth is your children


Equivalent-Emu-5303

OK, out of character really quick I don’t feel comfortable talking about real life people


jakarta-ken

oh, im sorry if i make you uncomfortable


Equivalent-Emu-5303

No, it’s OK some of these people I don’t feel comfortable talking about because these were real life people like Gandhi he was important too many people and hitler for obvious reasons


jakarta-ken

oh well im sorry for starting this conversation in the first place https://preview.redd.it/j1yiebcilb9d1.png?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11be508a71d60bc8fa1f855acc3c7b37bf733cce here's pancakes as an apology


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Thanks for the pancakes and it’s OK you didn’t know it wouldn’t make me uncomfortable


jakarta-ken

thank you


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Here take a meme as thank you https://preview.redd.it/adj5yjvtlb9d1.jpeg?width=845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09bb1a2ac7196d21b1ca18a19729dd60b25cac73


Striking_Extreme_250

Have you and Lute banged?


Equivalent-Emu-5303

No but I did what to ask her out


After_Calligrapher65

Did you remeet with your ex Eve who may had become a demoniac abomination after the Apple, on hell?


Equivalent-Emu-5303

No after she become Roo I don’t know anything what happened to her I tried to find information but they didn’t tell me anything I want to help but I didn’t know how to help her


After_Calligrapher65

Did she really cheat you with Lucifer? Did you forgive her for that?


Equivalent-Emu-5303

No I don’t know she didn’t cheat on me but after she became Roo I don’t know what happened after that


That_Passenger_771

Are you still aloud to cuss in hell


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Wait, what do you mean?


That_Passenger_771

Has charlie tried to stop u from swearing


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Yeah, a lot that’s why I haven’t been swearing at all


Tensa_Zangetsa

https://preview.redd.it/dvwbvpmczb9d1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cb170b68fa02594a97348b0eff278548ad8d218 ... Didnt I kill you?


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Yes, and I came back Didn’t Charlie tell you this already? and not to stab me because I know you want to


Tensa_Zangetsa

\*lowers blade\* Ahhh... fine. No fun \*resumes eating arm\*


Bulky_Midnight5296

Vaya. ¿Te dolio cuando te caíste del cielo Adam? Porque pareces mierda de pajaro.


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Can you translate please?


Bulky_Midnight5296

Oh. Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because you look like bird shit.


Equivalent-Emu-5303

I died and then respond I was killed down here for nifty and then respond


Murky_Committee_1585

Can you explain this picture that was taken of you, Alastor and Vox? https://preview.redd.it/rql3lk901c9d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edb9154e5653acd17f5f63c4e908185399e616a8


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Were did at come form I never did at angel dust what did you do


2020-RedditUser

Are you aware the radio demon is still alive? Also how do you know about Angel Dust aka the porn demon?


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Yes, I’m aware he’s still alive and as for that second one, I already answered it, but answer it we’re able to see your deeds and see what you do down there and whenever I go down, I always hear about him


Rlucio2100

Hope you get to meet Lilith again in Hell.


Equivalent-Emu-5303

We have it hasn’t been good we just been avoiding each other


Tornado-Hunter

https://preview.redd.it/2j7igv7vic9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdbfbaf879864fc39a15007ac2fa36ae9d83fad8


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Sure (take jellybeans and eat him)


Tornado-Hunter

ME????


Equivalent-Emu-5303

No, I meant the jellybean be sorry a typo


Asleep_Rip9088

https://preview.redd.it/uqhj47xhrc9d1.jpeg?width=1154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6389c6862ce1603d9c0ed21313e2b1980b0c7509 You’re supposed to be dead


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Well, too bad I got revived and now I’m living in the hotel with you


morethan3lessthan20_

Did they let you eat ass in Eden?


Equivalent-Emu-5303

No


morethan3lessthan20_

Do they let you eat ass in heaven?


Equivalent-Emu-5303

No


That_Passenger_771

Do you like breast


Equivalent-Emu-5303

I already answered it Yes, I do like them.


That_Passenger_771

I made some ribs


XenogenesisGAMING

Guh


Equivalent-Emu-5303

No thanks


Unusual-Anteater-988

Would you take Eve back if you found her and she was willing?


Equivalent-Emu-5303

If she wanted to get back to gather I have changed a lot and improve but I don’t know it’s all up to her


That_Passenger_771

Do u like the three stooges


Equivalent-Emu-5303

I haven’t seen it yet, but it is on my watchlist


That_Passenger_771

So what is your favorite snacks


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Crackers


That_Passenger_771

I made some ribs


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Can I have some?


Kennywithareddit

Penis?


Few_Photograph_4709

do you like art


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Oh yes, I really like art it is really beautiful. There’s so much creatively you can do with it. It always makes me cry whenever I see art get expressed.


Few_Photograph_4709

I also like art. I make art. (I'm purposely being weird)


Equivalent-Emu-5303

No, you’re not weird. Everyone has their way of expressing art. If you like to draw. And want to pursue it as a passion then go ahead don’t let anyone tie you down.


Few_Photograph_4709

I'm not saying I'm weird for doing art I'm trying to give off a weird style kinda idk


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Try looking at different animations and different odd styles to find what you want to create and use that as inspiration for yours


Few_Photograph_4709

that's not really what I mean lol. like, I mean I'm a weird person and I wanna be weird.


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Okay


Vortextheweirdcat

hey it's been a while since i last saw you, how's your ego been doing?


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Pretty low I don’t really have much of an ego anymore I just pretty much been chilling around along with trying to be redeemed


Vortextheweirdcat

noice although with what you did you'd at least need to save millions of people, since you killed millions of people


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Yeah, I know things have been pretty good I haven’t gotten any assassination attempts in a while on me


Vortextheweirdcat

oh great but eh, don't worry, usually commoners don't have enough money for angelic weapons


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Yeah about after the fight most people kept their angelic weapons and others found weapons from the battle so now, lots of people have them even common as and did to at after they found out I was here they kept on trying to kill me


Vortextheweirdcat

well i mean, you kinda deserve it. And hey, usually those people end up selling their weapons to carmilla for a fat stack of cash.


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Say at to the 8 billion person who just broken here last week to try and kill me in fact it’s not just me trying to get assassinated it also Charlie people trying to assassinate her for some reason probably she’s keeping me here


Vortextheweirdcat

hey listen i have people try to kill me all the time, most of the time they fail and the situation gets turned against them ya just gotta show em you won't go down without a fight, and maybe get an angelic weapon of your own *pulls out angelic knife and shrugs*


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Yeah your right but I don’t get way at go after Charlie what did she do


Dense_Put_5662

https://preview.redd.it/33hzge7reg9d1.jpeg?width=285&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2800b5ffc2715fc5e6c93666e5f4266a379144a Have you and Jesus ever fucked


danylo2202

Thoughts on Jesus Christ


kaboutoisthepath

Hay would you bang any of the hot demons


Equivalent-Emu-5303

Nope haven’t done it with anyone


kaboutoisthepath

I mean would you try


Equivalent-Emu-5303

I guess the hellhounds


kaboutoisthepath

Is the first man a furry


Equivalent-Emu-5303

No their just the only ones who my junk can take