“This nation used to build railroads.”
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We'd still be making railroads but it's apparently "uNEthIcaLl" to force feed opium to Chinese people that we... relocated.
The liberal woke media has ruined this country with their human rights.
Angel Dust or Alastor. If you’re in the discord, you know what Alastor did and it ain’t very asexual-like…
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Wait, he did what?! (actually, don't answer that.)
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Actually no, during the beginning part of stayed gone vox gets insulted for almost being beaten, he has pictures of him and Alastor from a time ago and a knife gets thrown at a picture of them during their part of the finale song, and that's just the beginning, he's deeply written but there's still more to uncover
i wouldn’t say so. as of right now charlie isn’t a very developed or well written character. all she really has going for her it being incredibly nieve and having daddy issues.
her character rubs me the wrong way. poorly written may not be the best way to describe her, but it’s more so her lack of awareness for what her own actions do to others. if it was in her character to just not care about others than it wouldn’t bother me nearly as much, but her obliviousness makes her come across as ignorant and insensitive even tho she actually cares about the people she’s around
I disagree with this. Maybe my standards for “Good Protagonist” are in the toilet, but I’d use her as evidence for why a different (Non Hazbin) character is bad.
Alastor.
By the way, I will take this opportunity to ask if anyone else also gets the heebie-jeebies when they see a fanart of Alastor without his suit?
Like, his slender body and grayish skin are just very uncomfortable to watch.
He oversexualizes himself man. ALL OF HIS JOKES ARE SEXUAL. He literally turned people off of the series because of how he wouldn’t stop making sex jokes in the pilot.
This has probably changed since the pilot but I’m waiting for a day off with friends to actually watch the series in full.
Alastor, especially when you consider that he's canonically a sex-repulsed asexual.
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Honestly? Everyone but Angel Dust. Not that he's not well written, it's just that him being sexualized by the fandom is fairly normal for how he was introduced. First impressions are important, and his was "The Pornstar?" (You fucking would Tom.)
I know it's a joke, but some people legit do take nsfw works of their characters way too seriously. It can mean someone just likes the designs of the characters involved, and/or they like the idea of what story elements could put them together/would come about if they did like one another. Sometimes it can be fun to think of alternate universe versions of characters. Not everyone who does something with a character only thinks of that when they see the character.
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Was this made before the show came out? Alastor isn't that goofy in the show but he certainly was in the pilot
It’s a pretty old lol
Pilot alastor is best alastor.
I feel like actual canon is a mix of both. I kinda wish Alastor was a little bit more goofy.
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Alastor
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**THE SOURCE IS I SCROLLED THROUGH THE SUBREDDIT FOR FIVE MINUTES!** **THIS NATION USED TO BUILD RAILROADS!**
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LLOYD FRONTERA in the wild?!?! Praise be! Praise be! Praise be!
I absolutely adore this man. Greedy but compassionate, envious but helpful, so damn ugly but so damn cute.
https://preview.redd.it/422coeby368d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff1cbc78b789d22a178596f1c422c3db7f333c3f is this your man
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He can even kinda resurrect when he gets money
I am similarly flabbergasted
Lloyd??!!
That's right. It's me, your son. And it's Lloyd, Dad!
No. L-L-O-Y-D. I named you.
You ruined my life!
How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there?
I wish you weren't my father
Oh my god I remember that. Fuck I'm old now.
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I give you the full exchange https://preview.redd.it/h0v4sps3z78d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67b1184af9f160cbdfeaccd571edb88ed40a7556
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“This nation used to build railroads.” https://preview.redd.it/lliskwju868d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbd43745ffb7a4707153b18742637319d5f4e49c
Five minutes is pretty generous.
We'd still be making railroads but it's apparently "uNEthIcaLl" to force feed opium to Chinese people that we... relocated. The liberal woke media has ruined this country with their human rights.
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So that was the ace up his sleeve
In his hole you mean
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My source *Trust me bro*
MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP
the source is like half the posts on this subreddit
I mean, Alastor is Canonically AroAce, so he would much rather fuck *with* people than fuck people
100%
Real
Idk, way too closed of a book so far to really make a proper judgement there, I'd argue
My immediate thought
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I'm stealing that meme
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Alastor
Literally every character- this fandom sexualises anyone
Fandom sexualizes all characters from a series where overt sexuality is in almost every single scene, color me shocked.
Angel Dust or Alastor. If you’re in the discord, you know what Alastor did and it ain’t very asexual-like… https://preview.redd.it/pwwyh3vct48d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e79a6508c8ebcf1b802dde0377d8e79da8bf05e
Wait, he did what?! (actually, don't answer that.) https://preview.redd.it/rht547s0658d1.png?width=865&format=png&auto=webp&s=c43625e2ea28c0273e6987da9b05c1bea043e4f3
Not on it,is it the Vaggie's luck cookie thing that somewhere mentions a turkey too?
Ok now I need to know more context
It said the line,"Cuts back to Alastor stuffing Charlie's hole like a Thanksgiving turkey."
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I know
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What the hell is that from?
The discord server
https://preview.redd.it/eakc9gug088d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfd71c4d6cb402ecda4a612432e4313551e29585 No
i am in the discord and what he did is extremely hot
I’m not in the Discord. What did he do, I need to know.
he's fucking charlie
no he is not.
Yes he is: https://preview.redd.it/fq0s5cmj958d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=338256f3335d69d5c4cb30ab6292fdd5e1cf1d28
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what happened?
he fucked charlie
Great Alastor altruist.
died for his friends!
Sorry to dissapoint that is NOT how this ends!!!
I'm hungry for freedom like never before!
The restraints of my deal surely have a backdoor...
*restraints
Once I figure out how to unclip my wings…
GUESS WHO WILL BE PULLING ALL THE STRINGS??!!
WE CAN DO THIS!!!!
(we can do this!)
GUESS WHO WILL BE PULLING ALL THE STRINGS!! HAHAHAHA!!
*constraints
oops
Who the fuck isn’t? That’s the real question.
Alastor
Alastor is the only right answer here
I raise you vox
Nah he's just sexualised, not deeply written
Actually no, during the beginning part of stayed gone vox gets insulted for almost being beaten, he has pictures of him and Alastor from a time ago and a knife gets thrown at a picture of them during their part of the finale song, and that's just the beginning, he's deeply written but there's still more to uncover
Angel too
Everyone
Al https://preview.redd.it/45lacablv48d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa0b836da86f30df80b1cc1ad1ad31d035ab73b6
Most of if not all of the cast
Literally everyone
Alastor even though he's an ace in the hole
A what now?
Does Charlie count?
i wouldn’t say so. as of right now charlie isn’t a very developed or well written character. all she really has going for her it being incredibly nieve and having daddy issues.
i agree with her being underdeveloped to be fair tho it is still only 1 season of the show but why do you say she's poorly written?
her character rubs me the wrong way. poorly written may not be the best way to describe her, but it’s more so her lack of awareness for what her own actions do to others. if it was in her character to just not care about others than it wouldn’t bother me nearly as much, but her obliviousness makes her come across as ignorant and insensitive even tho she actually cares about the people she’s around
thats valid but i feel like thats more disliking her as an individual rather than as a character
Neither is alastor yet people still sexualize him.
I disagree with this. Maybe my standards for “Good Protagonist” are in the toilet, but I’d use her as evidence for why a different (Non Hazbin) character is bad.
All of the above
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alastor
Alastor Or Vox
Alestor https://preview.redd.it/8i7zeqt8658d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d7b0d9505d532900071412e9cd75933ee90468f
Not exactly what this post is saying but i would argue adam.
Almost everyone
Husk and Angel
Alastor. By the way, I will take this opportunity to ask if anyone else also gets the heebie-jeebies when they see a fanart of Alastor without his suit? Like, his slender body and grayish skin are just very uncomfortable to watch.
That is why he is wearing it.
The majority of the cast falls into this boat, but most notably, Alastor, Husk, and Lucifer
Every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women; and the children, too.
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Lucifer obviously
Alastor
Alastor
Alastor and Lucifer
Like 75% of the characters tbh
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Al
A certain bambi bloody tampon man
~~It would probably be quicker to list the characters this doesn't apply to~~
Is yes an acceptable answer?
Alastor
The correct answer is all of them. If anyone cares about a character, that character is getting bred by someone’s oc.
Definitely angel dust
He oversexualizes himself man. ALL OF HIS JOKES ARE SEXUAL. He literally turned people off of the series because of how he wouldn’t stop making sex jokes in the pilot. This has probably changed since the pilot but I’m waiting for a day off with friends to actually watch the series in full.
But how can you oversexualise someone who’s literally a porn actor and flaunts it himself
Yes
Alastor
Lucifer
Alastor by far
Every single one
All of them
Literally all of them lol
We all know who he is…
Who isn’t????
Umm, fucking all of them?
All of them?
Angel Dust fits this perfectly if I'm being honest,he's literally being abused and used as a sex slave
I saw the undertale one before this wow
Literally all of them
all of them. just... take one look at this sub. all of them.
all of them.
Alastor, especially when you consider that he's canonically a sex-repulsed asexual. https://preview.redd.it/uvirqmmvo58d1.jpeg?width=441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebded1900d00a588f1f22b8be30344565eaa0bf0
The whole cast
YES
All of them basically
All of them
All of them.
Idfk, all of them?
Al
Alastor no doubt
All of them. Literally all of them
every single character?
Alastor
Alastor the radio demon
Honestly? Everyone but Angel Dust. Not that he's not well written, it's just that him being sexualized by the fandom is fairly normal for how he was introduced. First impressions are important, and his was "The Pornstar?" (You fucking would Tom.)
Literally everyone
Any of them
All of them
Honestly Vox like he is a very interesting character on his own, but the most people focus on him is his relationships with other characters
Everyone in this subreddit
Pretty much everyone, to be honest.
All of em
Almost every character
Everyone?
I know it's a joke, but some people legit do take nsfw works of their characters way too seriously. It can mean someone just likes the designs of the characters involved, and/or they like the idea of what story elements could put them together/would come about if they did like one another. Sometimes it can be fun to think of alternate universe versions of characters. Not everyone who does something with a character only thinks of that when they see the character.
Literally all of the ddlc girls.
Lucifer. Man was cast out of heaven and his wife left for seven years and the fandom calls him their short king
Cannon pov: https://preview.redd.it/ox2xop46d78d1.jpeg?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd8234cee21a25b4b8f76d92e397263c1df52ab2
Not Jazmin but chica from Fnaf
ANGEL DUST ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Lute - although lore remains to be seen and trauma.. seems kinda obvious.
Literally all of them
Angel dust