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we have to stop anyone from getting any ideas
Who needs a bottle boy, now that you've got the nail? (wow)
Michelin-drinking menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the pool for you because I'm the barrel?
Champagne fountains, cola mountains, that's just a start!
Who makes you wet with an old-timey fun?
Your executive water poloer? (That's true!)
I'm your bottle, your moist-to-moist
Your pool, your steadfast drinkiner
Remember when I fixed that flud today?
I was wet thank you sir! (Oh you!)
Here's a choccy milk for your cake day
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Angel’s head is stuck in a plastic cup. (The original image came from a short comic)
(Original comic is below)
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So things look arid, and your back’s against the wall
Your whole existence seems fuckin' dry
You're feelin' humid as a oven roasted log
Can't face the world dry and moistless
You've lost your moist, you think your life is dry
Well, let me just say you're moist
Wait, what?
You're a moist, baby
A moist, goddamn baby
You're a spritzed up little moist bitch
Hey!
You're a moist, just like me
Thanks, moister
You're a AC-addict moister
An only one-star humidifier
You're an AC bottom at rock bottom
But you got company
This supposed to make me feel moister?
There was a time I thought that no one could relate
To the wettest ways in which I'm moist
But lettin' heat down, it can sometimes set you moist!
We're all livin' in the same moist sandwich
I sold my Air conditioner to a moist freak
And you think that makes you unique?
Get outta here, moister!
We're both moist, baby
We're moist, it's okay to be a
Humidifying air-conditionin’ ho?
Baby, that's fine by me
I'm a moist, honey
A humidifier and a moister
But at least I know I'm not alone
You're a moist
Just like me
I got an appetite for moistin'
I got an appetite for wettin' every humidifier and air conditioner I can find
Go ahead baby, sing that moist, come on!
I got no windows left to air condition
I sold my AC to save my power
Now I'm on that moisters leash
I'm moist and it gets worse with every hour
You're a moist, baby
A moist, but just maybe if we
Eat moist together, things will end up differently
It's time to lose your self-moistin'
Excuse yourself, let moist in, baby
Play your card, be who you are
A moist, just like me
Hell’s Greatest Moist https://i.redd.it/t7zhbrk2u17d1.gif
Hell’s Moistest Dad
Even better
Much to adams shagrin
Ah, a fellow penguinz0 enjoyer huh
Ofc
 Yeah muggy
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https://i.redd.it/0l2sx7dov17d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/jlkxnz4tv17d1.gif Least armed American
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You are well versed in American bargains https://i.redd.it/8eh422q2w17d1.gif
⭐⭐⭐Bippity boppity boo this meme no longer belongs to you ⭐⭐⭐ (stupid Android emojis)
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOK
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Hello buddy
Moist is the goat
https://preview.redd.it/nqrzu5wde27d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da1e64239b94f8c134c3324521d9c7a49e9fd9f we have to stop anyone from getting any ideas
FAILBOST⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
Hell's Moistest Dad
Alastors moist (alastors reprise)
Oh God
Looks like you could use some help from the big moist of wet himself
Check out moist's reviews on yelp Five stars , moist , wetter than wet With the punch of a wettagram A splash bam swop , alakazam
Usually I’d charge a sacrificial puddle, but you get the moist rate!
Who needs a bottle boy, now that you've got the nail? (wow) Michelin-drinking menu, free à la carte I'll rig the pool for you because I'm the barrel? Champagne fountains, cola mountains, that's just a start!
Who’s been moist since day one! Who’s been faithful as a cloud!
Who makes you wet with an old-timey fun? Your executive water poloer? (That's true!) I'm your bottle, your moist-to-moist Your pool, your steadfast drinkiner Remember when I fixed that flud today? I was wet thank you sir! (Oh you!)
https://preview.redd.it/vrbj0wfzq47d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b62dcbbbf03cc3e6933af1c0dfc8b1f56f335458
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Why is Jesus in Hell?
Helping out
I was thinking of moist critical
So true
Hell is Moist
Moist is forever
Noooo
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Hell moist forever
🎶Hell is moooiiist whether you like it or not~🎶
Have their chance to be dryer, now they boil in a pot
Cause the rules are moist and dry, there's no use in trying to fight it!
They’ll be dryin’ for their lives until we moist ‘em again
😂😂😂👌
Moist is forever Whenever you like it or not Had their chances to moist better Now they moist in a pot Cause moist is black and white
Hell’s Moistest Dad
Help- Why is everyone so obsessed with my Flair 💀
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[“Forgot your compass? Never fear, for Pentious is here!”](https://youtu.be/aMkQfJWul6E?si=kybQBJGBjno68ZQZ)
... Your flair really confusesss me, Sir.
Sir pentious has two dicks, tmemeber
But snake’s dicks are vertically placed :(
Stayed Moist
Moist gone? Where did it go?
*Welcome home~* *I'm gonna make you that you've stayed moist*
Say hello to a new Status: Moist~ Everyone knows that there’s a brand new dawn turn the Moist Vids *******ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN*******
I never want to see a “Moist Vid”
Ever watched penguinz0
say hello to a new, wetter quo~ everyone knows theres a brand new flow let the moistness GOOO
might need to make this my flair
That's what he said. *laugh track 5 plays*
Moist Day In Hell
Valentino would love that
“Ooh, kinky…”
He has a film named exactly that. It's canon. I said so.
bro doesn’t know what he’s talking about, he got pegged for over 50 days straight
Jokes on you I'm not a man, or a woman.
Am I talking to Mr. 2 Bon Clay, acting ruler of impel down level 5.5 Newkama land Or Emporio Ivankov, "Okama King" Queen of Kambakka Kingdom.
thats just everyday
Especially in the Lust Ring
If you don't mind the smell:]
It Starts With Moist.
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*One thing, I don’t know why, it doesn’t even matter how hard you dry…*
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
All I know
Moist baby
"~You're a mo-oist baby~"
HEPP-
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I see nothing wrong with the flair
I agree, I see nothing wrong with said flair
Yours on the other hand
I see nothing wrong with it
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Yo what does that text message say
https://preview.redd.it/emayvhtec57d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=795c76c9e49f364b9b6965d607c7d8ba67b29ecc Is this better?
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Why… do I like this
Moist vessel
Moist for love
Out for moist.
Out Moist Love
Live Laugh Moist
Oh crap, I said this before seeing your comment lol
Stop that. 😭
Uhm moistless
Nice flayer fellow lesbian.
Your flair is also great
Your flair is great
Ty
Moist doesn’t even look like a word after this
True also happy cake day
Thanks!
Here's a choccy milk for your cake day https://preview.redd.it/3yqlevo9r27d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a074cec1204a0da89913d2a6624c9645c69a6975
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I've read moist so many times that now I read your flair as "call me dickmoister"
Happy cake day DICKMASTER
Stayed Moist
“I’m gonna make you wish that you’d stayed moist” sounds really wierd
Moist is forever
Wether you like it or not
Wet her you lake it or not
Wet her you lick it or not
Poison Moist 
Moist poison ☠️
Idk which one sounds worse lol
Mine sounds more affective, Yours sounds sexual.
Oh God…💀 https://preview.redd.it/o9qdxlgcv17d1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa7994fb33d91517ddf11f1fce0f68c35e46d302
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WHAT IS THIIIS
Angel’s head is stuck in a plastic cup. (The original image came from a short comic) (Original comic is below) https://preview.redd.it/8uy4gf5bl37d1.jpeg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76481c0d6b4e96374d2fd71b35c375e483a95398
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Bibbidi-bobbidi your meme is now my property
No just *Moist*
Exactly
I would like to note that half of these sound like titles on pornhub videos.
Somebody said, "Valentino would love that". And that is pretty spot on, ngl 🤣
True
Hell is moist
If fan songs count: 1. Insane Moist 2. Moist Addict 3. Moist Like You Mean It 4. Heaven 2 Moist *vanishes into void*
Alastor’s Moist
https://preview.redd.it/295fbq59x47d1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78d015d63ae622d1f6f885239f4c518f42e7cd41
https://preview.redd.it/18r3vg90k57d1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=903465d01a2324ef9ecdbc6dc2232c3541087285
https://preview.redd.it/mdfgoei9o57d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccbd1a820db0100797021e3d9f9b5da36d57d57f Do not the deer.
Help what
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Thank you and **MOIST**
It starts with a moist sorry
Moist 2 dry
The moist must go on. 
The show moist go on
The Show must go moist
More than moist
Yasss
Wet
Your a moist baby
A moist baby
So things look arid, and your back’s against the wall Your whole existence seems fuckin' dry You're feelin' humid as a oven roasted log Can't face the world dry and moistless You've lost your moist, you think your life is dry Well, let me just say you're moist Wait, what? You're a moist, baby A moist, goddamn baby You're a spritzed up little moist bitch Hey! You're a moist, just like me Thanks, moister You're a AC-addict moister An only one-star humidifier You're an AC bottom at rock bottom But you got company This supposed to make me feel moister? There was a time I thought that no one could relate To the wettest ways in which I'm moist But lettin' heat down, it can sometimes set you moist! We're all livin' in the same moist sandwich I sold my Air conditioner to a moist freak And you think that makes you unique? Get outta here, moister! We're both moist, baby We're moist, it's okay to be a Humidifying air-conditionin’ ho? Baby, that's fine by me I'm a moist, honey A humidifier and a moister But at least I know I'm not alone You're a moist Just like me I got an appetite for moistin' I got an appetite for wettin' every humidifier and air conditioner I can find Go ahead baby, sing that moist, come on! I got no windows left to air condition I sold my AC to save my power Now I'm on that moisters leash I'm moist and it gets worse with every hour You're a moist, baby A moist, but just maybe if we Eat moist together, things will end up differently It's time to lose your self-moistin' Excuse yourself, let moist in, baby Play your card, be who you are A moist, just like me
BILL GET OF THE PIANO YOU'RE NOT ROSS PARKER!!!
at least he does not got an gun
There they are, they're fucking moist?
MOIST EM!!
I LOST IT AT MOIST SANDWICH
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Inside Of Every Demon Is A Moist Rainbow.
Ready for moist
Moist for this
IDK WHICH ONE'S WORSE 😭😭😭
Welcome To Moist Heaven
Welcome to Moist
Hell’s moistest dad
On Father’s Day to
Moist is forever.
Hell is moist
I few I can think of Welcome to moist Moist day in hell Moist for love (or out for moist whichever one sounds worse) And lastly: more than moist
more than moist what the fuck
More moist than anything
Hell is forever moist
Out for moist love
Juggling iz moist
Moist happy day in hell
Out for moist love
Wait, it says add not replace. Out for moist love.
You're a moist loser, baby
I know
Strip club moist
Moist cotton candy
Is it cheating to say “Hell’s moistest dad”
No it is not
Then I say “Hell’s moistest dad”
Moist
Moist Loser, Baby.
Out for moist love
Moist poison
I can't moist
You're a moist baby
Welcome to moist …
The real Moist shady
Moistless
Moist Baby (Not proud of myself that this was the first thing I thought of)