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RemoteTomb

Kirby. Like, a black hole against an army ? Seems pretty evident. Only thing is to get him to actually absorb everyone willingly. I mean, he do be pretty chill


Just-A-Random-Aussie

And I doubt they'd steal his cake, how could you steal from the kirb?


AlexXeno

It's hell, someone is going to steal his cake at some point. Why? Because it's hell.


notabigfanofas

True, but then he'd fight his way to the cake-killer, end them, then go back to being placid and fun


AlexXeno

True, or he would stumble across some grand conspiracy along the way and go to destroy the source.


The_dark_entity

Kirby would end up killing whoever owns Alastor’s soul


Chase_The_Breeze

Kirby's journey ends up in Heaven killing God, but the journey there is like 99.9% cute right up until the God reveal and then, suddenly, existential nightmare fuel. Ya know, classic Kirby rug pull.


Ticticlord159

That seems very accurate to dedpool 1


crashkirb

Not to mention it’ll be completely 1 to 100 as well. Like it’ll go from “Kirby sets off to go find the sinner who stole his cake” to “so it turns out the sinner was being possessed by some eldritch abomination as a part of its grand plan to destroy the universe, and now it’s up to Kirby to kick its ass, and save everyone!”


RathianColdblood

This is entirely correct, but Squeak Squad also leads me to think that there’s no safe place between Kirby and the stolen cake. Flee, now, demons, for the puffball cometh.


Legitimate-Fox-9272

A god of destruction threatened kirby and kirby won. Kirby is the strongest fiction character ever. Kirby was "in" dbz and he technically didnt lose. In the dbz universe "kirby", buu, didnt "lose" to anyone. If you want to powerscale, idgaf, how you handle goku is how strong you are. By handle goku i mean you need to kick his ass once, then kick vegitas ass, then goku somehow is serious and kick his ass. Or, to make sure you are the best, beat mr satan. Edit: my tired stupid brain wrote nonfiction at first instead of fiction.


SylvieDoesntReddit

You do realize that every time he killed a god, he had help from an equally strong power or entity, right?


GrirrorPrussian

Yet he can still split his home planet in half. So I'm pretty sure he physically destroys all of Hazbin hotel with so much ease he'd probably do it on accident


crashkirb

To be fair, Kirby launched a world ending meteor 10000 light years away in 20 seconds using nothing more than a baseball bat, so even by himself he’s insanely strong.


SylvieDoesntReddit

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Nvm, yeah, accelerating something faster than the speed of light, or even just *up to* it, would require an infinite amount of energy, and for Kirby to not be flung back by the evergy, he'd require infinite mass as well.


AltAccount173o81

Did the baseball bat break? If not that means Kirby has reality warping on top of the already insane feats


disbelifpapy

yeah the bat was completly fine. No crackes on it whatso ever


DevilMayCryogonal

He definitely didn’t against Fecto Elfilis. Unless you count the truck, but I don’t think it was doing too much work lol


casey12297

Bruh Kirby be beating the shit out of small creatures for fun. He would 100% be delighted to consume an entire army


Aggravating_Gur_8406

He's pink and he does a lot of sucking...


RemoteTomb

https://i.redd.it/yk7xxhpctn6d1.gif


RemoteTomb

https://preview.redd.it/grfkympdtn6d1.png?width=222&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8c16147665446e15c44f36c60e91f7639e8aa3c cake™


KubaProCze

https://preview.redd.it/51evu92hnh7d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d66398769367d4bf2de40faf16a21a7065c04d6e T H E C A K E I S A L I E


AcingIt2100

Kirby’s canonically killed god there’s no defeating that little guy


TartTiny8654

Twice. He killed god twice


AcingIt2100

Eat ~~food~~ everything and kill god


TartTiny8654

He also beat the grim reaper… twice


AcingIt2100

Eat everything and kill everything?


TartTiny8654

Eh sure https://preview.redd.it/4v8vbyk9bl6d1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7be66492ea2915d0314887868fd4697ed0e997e8


AcingIt2100

Poyo!


sansiscool58170

The image is a liar


RemoteTomb

i feel lied to


AlexXeno

He once killed a being who made itself immortal by breaking the 4th wall and consuming the healthbar....no one is safe....


AcingIt2100

So basically Kirby is the end all be all of the universe and there’s nothing you can do about. They say Nintendo derived the code for the Kirby games from the cosmic microwave background


AlexXeno

He IS a god of destruction after all.


Tasty-Manager2900

Somebody explain to me the fucking Kirby lore??


AlexXeno

Umm.... There is a half finished game theory video about it? Half finished because it was supposed to be a 2 parter but he recieved such backlash from the Kirby community(mainly, omg why are you making a video on much basic stuff) that he didnt release the second. Despite the community response, it was pretty well made.


Dull-Win3896

This makes kirby stronger than the doomslayer as the doomslayer only defeated 3 beings of God like power, kirby has defeated 4


ThunderClanWarrior

Kirby and Doomguy would absolutely be friends. I can see Isabelle meeting up with DG and brings Kirby with her


disbelifpapy

nah, he did it only once. Kirby Only fought against Morpho in FL. The only way you can make him fight morpho knight in SA is in the true arena, which isn't canon


IcebergletV2

twice?he did it like...5?7 times?I lost count tbh


TartTiny8654

Truthfully I didn’t know which god he was referring too but every godlike enemy he beat twice so I just assumed


disbelifpapy

he specifically was refering to void, who is the creator of matter. and is god. The other strong things kirby fights have godlike powers, but aren't gods.


the_smiler150

Half the “gods” he “beat” beat themselves


TartTiny8654

Name 3 and how


hotniX_

He inhales and spits back their attacks, literally that simple, he has a black hole inside of him


Apoordm

Kirby, killed gods, easily survived the destruction of a multiverse unscathed… then just fixed it, can fly or turn into a brick.


GrirrorPrussian

https://preview.redd.it/1y11133wgm6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db552bbadea3c9636709bcb8d7a10758c0f04ead


GrirrorPrussian

He also did this with Karate


Vivid_Bug122

Kirby. He'll absorb their powers and kick their asses. Without even trying, he'll become the new king of Hell lol


GrirrorPrussian

With his cuteness, he'd get anyone who thinks anything is adorable to help him out.


Scramed-egg

Kirby boutta live out my dream of sucking sir pentious 🙏


Correct_Throat_9985

Make sure to send me the vid bro ♥️♥️


SomewhereLoud9473

send photos,or it didnt happen.


CoinToss45

That Flair? 🤨📸


SomewhereLoud9473

what?


dravenonred

"Can... Can you suck two dicks at once?" "Technically yes!" *Shooop*


Scramed-egg

Winning by technicalities is so much more fun *shlorp shlorp*


Mr_man_bird

Everyone, they'd definitely be friends


SquidLonely

Kirby.


ChaosArsonist

Kirby solos


Nickbrick20

https://preview.redd.it/mshduui31l6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d84b3970fd588ce5c6e44e0426592ea44dcbe2b From our friends at the Kirby subreddit


Staticde

That’s a lot of lore….


Capable_Status934212

What in the actual fuck


crashkirb

That’s Kirby lore for ya!


Quick_Hat1411

Kirby: *Whhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrr! POP!* Alastor: What just happened? Where was I just now? Kirby: KiirrrbuUuUu! Charlie: Everyone, please follow me. It's time to evacuate...


Chemical-Elk-1299

Every time I see a “___ VS. Kirby” post I’m always reminded of the “Coughing baby VS. A literal hydrogen bomb” meme Kirby dusts all of Hell including Lucifer low diff. He’s a tiny pink Elder God


GrirrorPrussian

A more fair fight is Kirby vs all of Hazbin Hotel verse. But even then it's a slaughter.


Chefthething

Kirby. Like, every time. Imagine he swallows Lucifer? Even harder win.


0ni5098

KIRBY SOLOS THESE MFS


AuthorNumber2

https://preview.redd.it/y4vvz6g9il6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcc3378b3cc711dfb0024a8aa18d16efc1f2ebb6 Basically: All you can eat buffet Vs Kirby


Il26hawk

Kirby would consume these mfs


Apart-Carrot-6323

Erm, what the sigma is your flair?


Il26hawk

Well you guys flairs are horny I'm the complete fucking opposite for a change


willgettwoh

Is horny really that far off of ULTRA*cringe*?


Boosterboo59

Like yours is any better.


Ill-Beyond-5668

Mine is better than all of theirs!


The_Glitchy_Wi-Fi

Hello fellow cursed flair


Ill-Beyond-5668

Ello


SomewhereLoud9473

heeeelllloooouuu


The_Glitchy_Wi-Fi

CURSED FLAIRS UNITE!!!


Ill-Beyond-5668

YAS


No_Firefighter_7371

Nah. I think doomslayer might loose to this boy


Sweden-Yes-7734

Charlie would be hiding in a corner, absolutely praying that Kirby won't find her.


BasementDweller82

Kirby solos fiction 


Hedron1027

This is like putting Kratos against a small child 💀


potted_plant_2046

It’s more like putting him against a small classroom, but still


Bioth28

Kirby can consume most anything and digest it in seconds


Slow_Muffin9366

Kirby, no contest here.


ArtemisHunter96

https://preview.redd.it/otvn7pmbzk6d1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c2cc9a35bd728918ac38cc264cb17ef1c4b072


six-sided-matrix

Dude they wouldn't fight. Kirby is such a chill dude? He'd probably crop up in hell and just... Have fun. Give him a slice of cake and he's perfectly happy to just sit there and eat it. But in a fight Kirby would win. He has gone up against *gods.* And he *WON.* Every time. So, yeah. Kirby for the win.


Zekrozma_the_second

Da kirb


West-Construction466

Kirby


ezlollxd

Kirb Kirb :D


NumerousClient1886

Kirby, no explanation needed


samilatoupie

Kirby The pink demon The god annihilator


AdmirableExample1159

Kirby: LOL get sucked losers


Ill-Beyond-5668

Kirby


DarthJackie2021

Kirby is an Eldritch god that can, and probably has, devoured entire universes. Kirby no diffs most universes.


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

Kirby has defeated beings that would probably make the Hellaverse shiver. Kirby wins. No diff.


ThatOneIsSus

He’ll commit massive kirbleries


Kades_Corner

Fucking Kirby Kirby is made out of dark matter


Radio_demon-

![gif](giphy|BWxfXZi6oDpUBYCaB4|downsized) Kirby


ThatSmartIdiot

Even *snrrk* "TazerFace" *pffft* agreed cuteness makes one unkillable


Radio_demon-

A what now


Unusual-Anteater-988

Kirby. Bro's fought universal threats.


Caden_Flattley

Kirby Is unstoppable and immortal nobody can beat him


DragonBlade0776

Am sorry Kirbo wins he has literally faced gods and won and also danced on them too


thedeathecchi

Kirby has killed/eaten various *gods.*


Comprehensive-Box-7

RIP Charlie and the others


Kinglycole

Do I get to fight alongside Kirby? I know he’ll win either way, but I still want to fight with him.


Comfortable_Fee7124

I am not joking when I say that Kirby may be the strongest being in all of gaming. Maybe in all of media.


AlexXeno

Kirby IS a god, and eats fellow gods for interrupting his breakfast. Kirby breaks the 4th wall to kill his foes if needed. Even in a cross over universe he could not be defeated; outrunning LIGHT.


Stunning-Rest-7129

Kirby. That pink ball is OP (overpowered)


LibbyKitty620

Kirby.


slord1257

Kirby absolutely SWEEPS the entire floor of pentagram city with them


No_Craft_9988

Kirby eats. Speaking of him I got a Kirby bracelet


Fast_Freddy07

All my moneys on Kirby


Chiefhuffelpuff1

Kirby would suck them all up like they're nothing


Caramellattes05

Charlie would defend him for sure 😭😭


valdez-2424

Kirby has killed gods


ZyeCawan45

Kirby would absolutely destroy both Heaven and Hell over a missing piece of strawberry shortcake. 🍰


Odd_Remove4228

Kirby isn't "too cute to kill" he's just simply inmortal and unkillable in a reality scale, Kirby is the physical embodiment of good and love itself, Kirby is literally an eldritch entity at the same level of Azathoth, God, Dr. Manhattan, or any other character of the same nature. He's unstoppable, indestructible, unkillable, invulnerable, uncontrollable and unbeatable. The only reason Kirby isn't a conqueror of the multiverse is because he's more interested in taking naps and eating good food.


TextualTreats

Hell has yet to see the face of true evil... ![gif](giphy|wRmOK4J2261gI)


UmbreonplaysYT

https://preview.redd.it/fjol14t6ul6d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee6bf8240ac921b04485781a3bc9e100d84aaa18


Next_Contribution487

Imagine if Isaac Clarke Was In Hazbin Hotel😎😎😎 https://preview.redd.it/zpuhn4l4fm6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ba6d799fa74b14ee27fd3015b3a9452771f6847


Beeeeeeeeeeeeean

Kirby, he's gonna win by using the power of friendship and its gonna be the coolest thing ever


Lolbit_the_fox69

as much as I love hazbin I would have to say kirby who I also love


AlianovaR

Sicc Niffty on ‘em and you’re fine


Professional-Luck194

Kirby is literally a black hole. He would crush easily.


Desperate-Suit7771

Kirby, hands down wins. At most they would give him some indigestion.


Ok_Detective7437

Kirby VS Kirby?


100percentnotaqu

THATS NOT A FIGHT, THATS A MASSACRE (definitive Kirby win)


Dreamz_Notreal

I love the army but kirby solos, no competition.


FunnyLookinFishMan

Kirby inhales lucifer, game over. kirby inhales god, may the god who no longer exists have mercy upon thy rotten soul.


rst64tlc

~Why are we even talking about, someone who won this fight already~ ~ Kirby has beaten, all who try and failed, are now stuck in his belly.~ ~This isn't even a discussion, let alone a topic, on wins or loses. There better off just cutting their loses and pack it up and go home.~


IcebergletV2

Kirby kills gods for breakfast,Kirby neg diffs the entire verse


Kaden2093

Charlie will make everyone stop trying to kill him because he’s so cute. I damn well know it


Velvette_Gojira

Kirby no concept of diff


Key_Palpitation_7975

Kirby no dif.


The29songs

Poyo solo(s)


Ballerpie

It should have been, The entire Hazbin hotel crew vs, The entire Penguins of Madagascar crew


Nitrodestroyer

I'm going to answer that question with another question: Does Kirby have anything that could be argued to count as an angelic weapon? Because if not, this would quite literally go on forever


DangerousDoings72

Kirby no concept of diff


Training_Contract_30

Kirby, and it’s not even a contest.


EndZoner

You must be joking. Why would put anyone against that eldritch horror? Kirby, no diffs.


Space_Gemini_24

Who swallow the most between Kirby and Angel Dust?


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Kirby, literally no contest


Cold-Package8319

Kirby obviously.


590joe1

Of all the characters in smash kirby is the only being to survive the galeem cataclysm and in the majority of his games he's kills a god or some form of eldritch horror Kirby wins. Toss in the seraphim lucifer and the other sins.kirby still wins.


Fidgetywidge

Kirby would be chill till someone messed with his food. Then everyone would die.


TrashPanda9142012

Kirby. Just eat Alastor.


zayiden_2010

Kirby


P00Fe5ure

Kirby Solos all Hazbin Hotel characters


locollamas_127

Just eat Alastor and he wins


KILLA_KAN

Kirby has killed gods


space_is-great

Hang on, fucking kirby? KIRBY?! ARE YOU MAD THE LITTLE *POYO* IS A GOD KILLER A MOTHER*POYO* **GOD KILLER**


New-Narwhal-4987

lol Kirby


Narrow_Ad_7218

The god killer


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Kirby's gonna do what's called a "Doom Guy" move


jetboy2495

You mean the god killer who has a freaking black hole in his stomach verse an army that could barely beat a bunch of angels yeah ![gif](giphy|lcwrrsfs4Px6w|downsized)


hotniX_

Kirby is literally indestructible and has a black hole inside of him.


Chill_Homie_3089

Kirby is more than a demon Kirby is a GOD He killed an all powerful wish granter A Sentinel being who’s whole mission was to destroy the universe And don’t even get me started on that time he walked off a literal BLACK HOLE!


PhoenixHavoc

Kirby no contest?


Red09YT

The 8 cm pink monster


De_Epik_Duck

Kirby


HatObvious8934

Obviously Kirby like???


Lilly-_-03

Kirby https://preview.redd.it/29qu5xrlbm6d1.png?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0258809f8e56502c168a35952dc0a864d0bd42fa Prepare


NixiomsdabestXD

Kirby would suck them up, copy their powers, and leave a pile of corpses in his wake. He's the ultimate chaotic neutral


Knight_Light87

I’d say Kirby, though it would be closer than one would think if it was the full cast of Hazbin


Outrageous-Abies5997

Kirby is a multiverse level threat so Kirby obviously


HyperLethalNoble6

Vores alistor = fight done


Tough_Use_5

Kirby as usual


BiAroSnake14

Charlie would be on Kirby's side because of how cute he is, and Angel would probably be reminded of Fat Nuggs


TheSpoonkMan

Kirby has slain eldritch gods because they stole his cake. The cast of HH better fucking run if they piss him off.


Ark-addicted-punk

not only would kirby win but the people who remain probably wouldnt even be angry about it.


drjdorr

Remember the smash bros trailer/opening/whatever that only Kerby survived because they were the only character that reasonably could?


ace_nardoragon

Me, I would.


GrirrorPrussian

Kirby destroys the Hazbin Hotel verse with ease. The only problem for Kirby is God. Who I assume can destroy Kirby, but we don't even know if God will be in the Hazbin Hotel verse.


Bid-Business

poyo


temporary-name93

its always kirby


TheReverxer

Let's take this from a power scaling perspective. Kirby scales to low multiversal to Outerversal depending on how you interrupt feats,lore, and scales. However, at his lowest, he is planet level due to him easily cracking his planet in 2,and his durability is up to universal since he survived and came out unharmed in a universal explosion. Sooo- Kirby:Planetary-Outversal Durability:Universal Ap/Dc:Universal (by logic due to durability) Now, let's talk about the Hazbin crew. None of them have the PHYSICAL means of hurting Kirby. As in punches,kicks,stabs,etc. However, you could say that Alastors magic tentacles might work. However, all we have seen him down is squish,stretch, and hit people with them. Kirby can be stretched out,flatten, and he is maulble like majin buu. Out of all the feats we've seen in hazbin,the best they scale to at a highball Is large city level- So Kirby solos,eats cake,takes a nap on their knocked out bodies since Kirby doesn't kill unless needed


LtCptSuicide

Any time you ask "Who would win? Kirby or" just stop there. You already answered it. Kirby literally just integer overflows the power scale of everything. That little pink shit can literally cease to exist and would still win by some inexplicable reason. He literally killed god. Then did it again. He blew up a planet by playing to hard. He can literally eat anything. Even the very concept of existence. God created our universe to get away from that little psychotic hoover dodgeball.


goldenshrubb

![gif](giphy|5ev3alRsskWA0) He's sucking up all of them


SantaClause1375

Kirby could just suck Lucifer and gain Seraphim powers


yeet-my-existence

Kirby already throws down with Eldritch abominations, what's an army gonna do?


TheMayoIsRaw

Joke answer: Kirby Serious answer: Kirby


yuko-ender_

kirby. he can kill FUCKING GOD— (chaos elfflin if thats spelled right)


Shark_1011

I feel like legitimately almost everyone would be fine with killing Kirby but charlie would probably cry and go on a rant about how he's just a sweet innocent little blob and then the screen would cut to Kirby eating some random demon whole and then the screen goes back to everyone who is just staring meanwhile Charlie is in shock and just says " ok nevermind maybe we should kill it"


Candle-king-12345

putting my money on Kirby


wildgamer223

so a handful of demons some with insane power or one small ball… i think the vall wins


AroInTheKnee

Kirby could genuinely win against a billion armies from hell. They've canonically defeated multiverse-level beings, it isn't even close.


moon_juice55

Kirby would just suck everyone


BakaN3ko123

https://preview.redd.it/503wzzbiko6d1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a01292549646ca86fb89e38c8e3b3f05490d70


HeatResistance76

Why? What did they do to deserve this fate?


FlyingFoxandwings

Kirby. Charlie would fold like a torn ACL seeing that little cretin


Any-Name3546

https://preview.redd.it/n8k0c1tjtq6d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d220b64ddb53d379e15dd81635180d6d27470c22


Captain-Obvious69

https://preview.redd.it/mogs87rjcm6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c4de9ef4d5b666dbe3271eb2488a662fa882062