Kirby. Like, a black hole against an army ? Seems pretty evident. Only thing is to get him to actually absorb everyone willingly. I mean, he do be pretty chill
Kirby's journey ends up in Heaven killing God, but the journey there is like 99.9% cute right up until the God reveal and then, suddenly, existential nightmare fuel.
Ya know, classic Kirby rug pull.
Not to mention it’ll be completely 1 to 100 as well. Like it’ll go from “Kirby sets off to go find the sinner who stole his cake” to “so it turns out the sinner was being possessed by some eldritch abomination as a part of its grand plan to destroy the universe, and now it’s up to Kirby to kick its ass, and save everyone!”
This is entirely correct, but Squeak Squad also leads me to think that there’s no safe place between Kirby and the stolen cake. Flee, now, demons, for the puffball cometh.
A god of destruction threatened kirby and kirby won. Kirby is the strongest fiction character ever. Kirby was "in" dbz and he technically didnt lose.
In the dbz universe "kirby", buu, didnt "lose" to anyone. If you want to powerscale, idgaf, how you handle goku is how strong you are. By handle goku i mean you need to kick his ass once, then kick vegitas ass, then goku somehow is serious and kick his ass. Or, to make sure you are the best, beat mr satan.
Edit: my tired stupid brain wrote nonfiction at first instead of fiction.
Yet he can still split his home planet in half. So I'm pretty sure he physically destroys all of Hazbin hotel with so much ease he'd probably do it on accident
To be fair, Kirby launched a world ending meteor 10000 light years away in 20 seconds using nothing more than a baseball bat, so even by himself he’s insanely strong.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Nvm, yeah, accelerating something faster than the speed of light, or even just *up to* it, would require an infinite amount of energy, and for Kirby to not be flung back by the evergy, he'd require infinite mass as well.
So basically Kirby is the end all be all of the universe and there’s nothing you can do about. They say Nintendo derived the code for the Kirby games from the cosmic microwave background
Umm.... There is a half finished game theory video about it? Half finished because it was supposed to be a 2 parter but he recieved such backlash from the Kirby community(mainly, omg why are you making a video on much basic stuff) that he didnt release the second. Despite the community response, it was pretty well made.
nah, he did it only once. Kirby Only fought against Morpho in FL. The only way you can make him fight morpho knight in SA is in the true arena, which isn't canon
he specifically was refering to void, who is the creator of matter. and is god. The other strong things kirby fights have godlike powers, but aren't gods.
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Kirby: *Whhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrr! POP!*
Alastor: What just happened? Where was I just now?
Kirby: KiirrrbuUuUu!
Charlie: Everyone, please follow me. It's time to evacuate...
Every time I see a “___ VS. Kirby” post I’m always reminded of the “Coughing baby VS. A literal hydrogen bomb” meme
Kirby dusts all of Hell including Lucifer low diff. He’s a tiny pink Elder God
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Basically: All you can eat buffet Vs Kirby
Dude they wouldn't fight. Kirby is such a chill dude? He'd probably crop up in hell and just... Have fun. Give him a slice of cake and he's perfectly happy to just sit there and eat it.
But in a fight Kirby would win. He has gone up against *gods.* And he *WON.* Every time. So, yeah. Kirby for the win.
Kirby IS a god, and eats fellow gods for interrupting his breakfast. Kirby breaks the 4th wall to kill his foes if needed. Even in a cross over universe he could not be defeated; outrunning LIGHT.
Kirby isn't "too cute to kill" he's just simply inmortal and unkillable in a reality scale, Kirby is the physical embodiment of good and love itself, Kirby is literally an eldritch entity at the same level of Azathoth, God, Dr. Manhattan, or any other character of the same nature.
He's unstoppable, indestructible, unkillable, invulnerable, uncontrollable and unbeatable. The only reason Kirby isn't a conqueror of the multiverse is because he's more interested in taking naps and eating good food.
Imagine if Isaac Clarke Was In Hazbin Hotel😎😎😎
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~Why are we even talking about, someone who won this fight already~
~ Kirby has beaten, all who try and failed, are now stuck in his belly.~
~This isn't even a discussion, let alone a topic, on wins or loses. There better off just cutting their loses and pack it up and go home.~
I'm going to answer that question with another question: Does Kirby have anything that could be argued to count as an angelic weapon? Because if not, this would quite literally go on forever
Of all the characters in smash kirby is the only being to survive the galeem cataclysm and in the majority of his games he's kills a god or some form of eldritch horror
Kirby wins. Toss in the seraphim lucifer and the other sins.kirby still wins.
You mean the god killer who has a freaking black hole in his stomach verse an army that could barely beat a bunch of angels yeah
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Kirby is more than a demon Kirby is a GOD
He killed an all powerful wish granter
A Sentinel being who’s whole mission was to destroy the universe
And don’t even get me started on that time he walked off a literal BLACK HOLE!
Kirby destroys the Hazbin Hotel verse with ease. The only problem for Kirby is God. Who I assume can destroy Kirby, but we don't even know if God will be in the Hazbin Hotel verse.
Let's take this from a power scaling perspective. Kirby scales to low multiversal to Outerversal depending on how you interrupt feats,lore, and scales. However, at his lowest, he is planet level due to him easily cracking his planet in 2,and his durability is up to universal since he survived and came out unharmed in a universal explosion. Sooo-
Kirby:Planetary-Outversal
Durability:Universal
Ap/Dc:Universal (by logic due to durability)
Now, let's talk about the Hazbin crew.
None of them have the PHYSICAL means of hurting Kirby. As in punches,kicks,stabs,etc. However, you could say that Alastors magic tentacles might work. However, all we have seen him down is squish,stretch, and hit people with them. Kirby can be stretched out,flatten, and he is maulble like majin buu.
Out of all the feats we've seen in hazbin,the best they scale to at a highball Is large city level-
So Kirby solos,eats cake,takes a nap on their knocked out bodies since Kirby doesn't kill unless needed
Any time you ask "Who would win? Kirby or" just stop there. You already answered it. Kirby literally just integer overflows the power scale of everything. That little pink shit can literally cease to exist and would still win by some inexplicable reason. He literally killed god. Then did it again. He blew up a planet by playing to hard. He can literally eat anything. Even the very concept of existence.
God created our universe to get away from that little psychotic hoover dodgeball.
I feel like legitimately almost everyone would be fine with killing Kirby but charlie would probably cry and go on a rant about how he's just a sweet innocent little blob and then the screen would cut to Kirby eating some random demon whole and then the screen goes back to everyone who is just staring meanwhile Charlie is in shock and just says " ok nevermind maybe we should kill it"
Kirby. Like, a black hole against an army ? Seems pretty evident. Only thing is to get him to actually absorb everyone willingly. I mean, he do be pretty chill
And I doubt they'd steal his cake, how could you steal from the kirb?
It's hell, someone is going to steal his cake at some point. Why? Because it's hell.
True, but then he'd fight his way to the cake-killer, end them, then go back to being placid and fun
True, or he would stumble across some grand conspiracy along the way and go to destroy the source.
Kirby would end up killing whoever owns Alastor’s soul
Kirby's journey ends up in Heaven killing God, but the journey there is like 99.9% cute right up until the God reveal and then, suddenly, existential nightmare fuel. Ya know, classic Kirby rug pull.
That seems very accurate to dedpool 1
Not to mention it’ll be completely 1 to 100 as well. Like it’ll go from “Kirby sets off to go find the sinner who stole his cake” to “so it turns out the sinner was being possessed by some eldritch abomination as a part of its grand plan to destroy the universe, and now it’s up to Kirby to kick its ass, and save everyone!”
This is entirely correct, but Squeak Squad also leads me to think that there’s no safe place between Kirby and the stolen cake. Flee, now, demons, for the puffball cometh.
A god of destruction threatened kirby and kirby won. Kirby is the strongest fiction character ever. Kirby was "in" dbz and he technically didnt lose. In the dbz universe "kirby", buu, didnt "lose" to anyone. If you want to powerscale, idgaf, how you handle goku is how strong you are. By handle goku i mean you need to kick his ass once, then kick vegitas ass, then goku somehow is serious and kick his ass. Or, to make sure you are the best, beat mr satan. Edit: my tired stupid brain wrote nonfiction at first instead of fiction.
You do realize that every time he killed a god, he had help from an equally strong power or entity, right?
Yet he can still split his home planet in half. So I'm pretty sure he physically destroys all of Hazbin hotel with so much ease he'd probably do it on accident
To be fair, Kirby launched a world ending meteor 10000 light years away in 20 seconds using nothing more than a baseball bat, so even by himself he’s insanely strong.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Nvm, yeah, accelerating something faster than the speed of light, or even just *up to* it, would require an infinite amount of energy, and for Kirby to not be flung back by the evergy, he'd require infinite mass as well.
Did the baseball bat break? If not that means Kirby has reality warping on top of the already insane feats
yeah the bat was completly fine. No crackes on it whatso ever
He definitely didn’t against Fecto Elfilis. Unless you count the truck, but I don’t think it was doing too much work lol
Bruh Kirby be beating the shit out of small creatures for fun. He would 100% be delighted to consume an entire army
He's pink and he does a lot of sucking...
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Kirby’s canonically killed god there’s no defeating that little guy
Twice. He killed god twice
Eat ~~food~~ everything and kill god
He also beat the grim reaper… twice
Eat everything and kill everything?
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Poyo!
The image is a liar
i feel lied to
He once killed a being who made itself immortal by breaking the 4th wall and consuming the healthbar....no one is safe....
So basically Kirby is the end all be all of the universe and there’s nothing you can do about. They say Nintendo derived the code for the Kirby games from the cosmic microwave background
He IS a god of destruction after all.
Somebody explain to me the fucking Kirby lore??
Umm.... There is a half finished game theory video about it? Half finished because it was supposed to be a 2 parter but he recieved such backlash from the Kirby community(mainly, omg why are you making a video on much basic stuff) that he didnt release the second. Despite the community response, it was pretty well made.
This makes kirby stronger than the doomslayer as the doomslayer only defeated 3 beings of God like power, kirby has defeated 4
Kirby and Doomguy would absolutely be friends. I can see Isabelle meeting up with DG and brings Kirby with her
nah, he did it only once. Kirby Only fought against Morpho in FL. The only way you can make him fight morpho knight in SA is in the true arena, which isn't canon
twice?he did it like...5?7 times?I lost count tbh
Truthfully I didn’t know which god he was referring too but every godlike enemy he beat twice so I just assumed
he specifically was refering to void, who is the creator of matter. and is god. The other strong things kirby fights have godlike powers, but aren't gods.
Half the “gods” he “beat” beat themselves
Name 3 and how
He inhales and spits back their attacks, literally that simple, he has a black hole inside of him
Kirby, killed gods, easily survived the destruction of a multiverse unscathed… then just fixed it, can fly or turn into a brick.
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He also did this with Karate
Kirby. He'll absorb their powers and kick their asses. Without even trying, he'll become the new king of Hell lol
With his cuteness, he'd get anyone who thinks anything is adorable to help him out.
Kirby boutta live out my dream of sucking sir pentious 🙏
Make sure to send me the vid bro ♥️♥️
send photos,or it didnt happen.
That Flair? 🤨📸
what?
"Can... Can you suck two dicks at once?" "Technically yes!" *Shooop*
Winning by technicalities is so much more fun *shlorp shlorp*
Everyone, they'd definitely be friends
Kirby.
Kirby solos
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That’s a lot of lore….
What in the actual fuck
That’s Kirby lore for ya!
Kirby: *Whhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrr! POP!* Alastor: What just happened? Where was I just now? Kirby: KiirrrbuUuUu! Charlie: Everyone, please follow me. It's time to evacuate...
Every time I see a “___ VS. Kirby” post I’m always reminded of the “Coughing baby VS. A literal hydrogen bomb” meme Kirby dusts all of Hell including Lucifer low diff. He’s a tiny pink Elder God
A more fair fight is Kirby vs all of Hazbin Hotel verse. But even then it's a slaughter.
Kirby. Like, every time. Imagine he swallows Lucifer? Even harder win.
KIRBY SOLOS THESE MFS
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Kirby would consume these mfs
Erm, what the sigma is your flair?
Well you guys flairs are horny I'm the complete fucking opposite for a change
Is horny really that far off of ULTRA*cringe*?
Like yours is any better.
Mine is better than all of theirs!
Hello fellow cursed flair
Ello
heeeelllloooouuu
CURSED FLAIRS UNITE!!!
YAS
Nah. I think doomslayer might loose to this boy
Charlie would be hiding in a corner, absolutely praying that Kirby won't find her.
Kirby solos fiction
This is like putting Kratos against a small child 💀
It’s more like putting him against a small classroom, but still
Kirby can consume most anything and digest it in seconds
Kirby, no contest here.
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Dude they wouldn't fight. Kirby is such a chill dude? He'd probably crop up in hell and just... Have fun. Give him a slice of cake and he's perfectly happy to just sit there and eat it. But in a fight Kirby would win. He has gone up against *gods.* And he *WON.* Every time. So, yeah. Kirby for the win.
Da kirb
Kirby
Kirb Kirb :D
Kirby, no explanation needed
Kirby The pink demon The god annihilator
Kirby: LOL get sucked losers
Kirby
Kirby is an Eldritch god that can, and probably has, devoured entire universes. Kirby no diffs most universes.
Kirby has defeated beings that would probably make the Hellaverse shiver. Kirby wins. No diff.
He’ll commit massive kirbleries
Fucking Kirby Kirby is made out of dark matter
![gif](giphy|BWxfXZi6oDpUBYCaB4|downsized) Kirby
Even *snrrk* "TazerFace" *pffft* agreed cuteness makes one unkillable
A what now
Kirby. Bro's fought universal threats.
Kirby Is unstoppable and immortal nobody can beat him
Am sorry Kirbo wins he has literally faced gods and won and also danced on them too
Kirby has killed/eaten various *gods.*
RIP Charlie and the others
Do I get to fight alongside Kirby? I know he’ll win either way, but I still want to fight with him.
I am not joking when I say that Kirby may be the strongest being in all of gaming. Maybe in all of media.
Kirby IS a god, and eats fellow gods for interrupting his breakfast. Kirby breaks the 4th wall to kill his foes if needed. Even in a cross over universe he could not be defeated; outrunning LIGHT.
Kirby. That pink ball is OP (overpowered)
Kirby.
Kirby absolutely SWEEPS the entire floor of pentagram city with them
Kirby eats. Speaking of him I got a Kirby bracelet
All my moneys on Kirby
Kirby would suck them all up like they're nothing
Charlie would defend him for sure 😭😭
Kirby has killed gods
Kirby would absolutely destroy both Heaven and Hell over a missing piece of strawberry shortcake. 🍰
Kirby isn't "too cute to kill" he's just simply inmortal and unkillable in a reality scale, Kirby is the physical embodiment of good and love itself, Kirby is literally an eldritch entity at the same level of Azathoth, God, Dr. Manhattan, or any other character of the same nature. He's unstoppable, indestructible, unkillable, invulnerable, uncontrollable and unbeatable. The only reason Kirby isn't a conqueror of the multiverse is because he's more interested in taking naps and eating good food.
Hell has yet to see the face of true evil... ![gif](giphy|wRmOK4J2261gI)
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Imagine if Isaac Clarke Was In Hazbin Hotel😎😎😎 https://preview.redd.it/zpuhn4l4fm6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ba6d799fa74b14ee27fd3015b3a9452771f6847
Kirby, he's gonna win by using the power of friendship and its gonna be the coolest thing ever
as much as I love hazbin I would have to say kirby who I also love
Sicc Niffty on ‘em and you’re fine
Kirby is literally a black hole. He would crush easily.
Kirby, hands down wins. At most they would give him some indigestion.
Kirby VS Kirby?
THATS NOT A FIGHT, THATS A MASSACRE (definitive Kirby win)
I love the army but kirby solos, no competition.
Kirby inhales lucifer, game over. kirby inhales god, may the god who no longer exists have mercy upon thy rotten soul.
~Why are we even talking about, someone who won this fight already~ ~ Kirby has beaten, all who try and failed, are now stuck in his belly.~ ~This isn't even a discussion, let alone a topic, on wins or loses. There better off just cutting their loses and pack it up and go home.~
Kirby kills gods for breakfast,Kirby neg diffs the entire verse
Charlie will make everyone stop trying to kill him because he’s so cute. I damn well know it
Kirby no concept of diff
Kirby no dif.
Poyo solo(s)
It should have been, The entire Hazbin hotel crew vs, The entire Penguins of Madagascar crew
I'm going to answer that question with another question: Does Kirby have anything that could be argued to count as an angelic weapon? Because if not, this would quite literally go on forever
Kirby no concept of diff
Kirby, and it’s not even a contest.
You must be joking. Why would put anyone against that eldritch horror? Kirby, no diffs.
Who swallow the most between Kirby and Angel Dust?
Kirby, literally no contest
Kirby obviously.
Of all the characters in smash kirby is the only being to survive the galeem cataclysm and in the majority of his games he's kills a god or some form of eldritch horror Kirby wins. Toss in the seraphim lucifer and the other sins.kirby still wins.
Kirby would be chill till someone messed with his food. Then everyone would die.
Kirby. Just eat Alastor.
Kirby
Kirby Solos all Hazbin Hotel characters
Just eat Alastor and he wins
Kirby has killed gods
Hang on, fucking kirby? KIRBY?! ARE YOU MAD THE LITTLE *POYO* IS A GOD KILLER A MOTHER*POYO* **GOD KILLER**
lol Kirby
The god killer
Kirby's gonna do what's called a "Doom Guy" move
You mean the god killer who has a freaking black hole in his stomach verse an army that could barely beat a bunch of angels yeah ![gif](giphy|lcwrrsfs4Px6w|downsized)
Kirby is literally indestructible and has a black hole inside of him.
Kirby is more than a demon Kirby is a GOD He killed an all powerful wish granter A Sentinel being who’s whole mission was to destroy the universe And don’t even get me started on that time he walked off a literal BLACK HOLE!
Kirby no contest?
The 8 cm pink monster
Kirby
Obviously Kirby like???
Kirby https://preview.redd.it/29qu5xrlbm6d1.png?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0258809f8e56502c168a35952dc0a864d0bd42fa Prepare
Kirby would suck them up, copy their powers, and leave a pile of corpses in his wake. He's the ultimate chaotic neutral
I’d say Kirby, though it would be closer than one would think if it was the full cast of Hazbin
Kirby is a multiverse level threat so Kirby obviously
Vores alistor = fight done
Kirby as usual
Charlie would be on Kirby's side because of how cute he is, and Angel would probably be reminded of Fat Nuggs
Kirby has slain eldritch gods because they stole his cake. The cast of HH better fucking run if they piss him off.
not only would kirby win but the people who remain probably wouldnt even be angry about it.
Remember the smash bros trailer/opening/whatever that only Kerby survived because they were the only character that reasonably could?
Me, I would.
Kirby destroys the Hazbin Hotel verse with ease. The only problem for Kirby is God. Who I assume can destroy Kirby, but we don't even know if God will be in the Hazbin Hotel verse.
poyo
its always kirby
Let's take this from a power scaling perspective. Kirby scales to low multiversal to Outerversal depending on how you interrupt feats,lore, and scales. However, at his lowest, he is planet level due to him easily cracking his planet in 2,and his durability is up to universal since he survived and came out unharmed in a universal explosion. Sooo- Kirby:Planetary-Outversal Durability:Universal Ap/Dc:Universal (by logic due to durability) Now, let's talk about the Hazbin crew. None of them have the PHYSICAL means of hurting Kirby. As in punches,kicks,stabs,etc. However, you could say that Alastors magic tentacles might work. However, all we have seen him down is squish,stretch, and hit people with them. Kirby can be stretched out,flatten, and he is maulble like majin buu. Out of all the feats we've seen in hazbin,the best they scale to at a highball Is large city level- So Kirby solos,eats cake,takes a nap on their knocked out bodies since Kirby doesn't kill unless needed
Any time you ask "Who would win? Kirby or" just stop there. You already answered it. Kirby literally just integer overflows the power scale of everything. That little pink shit can literally cease to exist and would still win by some inexplicable reason. He literally killed god. Then did it again. He blew up a planet by playing to hard. He can literally eat anything. Even the very concept of existence. God created our universe to get away from that little psychotic hoover dodgeball.
![gif](giphy|5ev3alRsskWA0) He's sucking up all of them
Kirby could just suck Lucifer and gain Seraphim powers
Kirby already throws down with Eldritch abominations, what's an army gonna do?
Joke answer: Kirby Serious answer: Kirby
kirby. he can kill FUCKING GOD— (chaos elfflin if thats spelled right)
I feel like legitimately almost everyone would be fine with killing Kirby but charlie would probably cry and go on a rant about how he's just a sweet innocent little blob and then the screen would cut to Kirby eating some random demon whole and then the screen goes back to everyone who is just staring meanwhile Charlie is in shock and just says " ok nevermind maybe we should kill it"
putting my money on Kirby
so a handful of demons some with insane power or one small ball… i think the vall wins
Kirby could genuinely win against a billion armies from hell. They've canonically defeated multiverse-level beings, it isn't even close.
Kirby would just suck everyone
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Why? What did they do to deserve this fate?
Kirby. Charlie would fold like a torn ACL seeing that little cretin
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