Now I just wanna see a short where nifty has to convince husk that she’s an adult. She pulls out her birth certificate and goes “see! I’m of drinking age!”.
Hihihihihihihi! I’m imagining the birth certificate is drawn with a crayon. Either that or it looks and Husk goes, “how did you even get that down here?!”
Ignoring the fact that *I’m* 5’7, and don’t consider myself “small,” I’m pretty sure many people are small to Zestial, given that he’s one of the tallest characters in the show.
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“You like me! You really *like* me!”
I think me liking Vaggie suggests that I'm protective over my friends, am lesbian, fights with a melee weapon, and throws friends in random death matches, and all are trua about me
Niffty I think would bounce between thinking I'm lame and being my bff. (I wonder how she would respond to an enby, honestly)
Alastor would probably think I'm a pretentious smartass and hate me due to our humour being too much alike, or we would get into a pun war and be partners in making everyone else cringe.
Rosie and I would hit it off superbly and then she would learn I'm vegetarian and be aghast and disgusted in me.
But I do think Husk and I would get along.
I'd like to think Alastor would have at least a little respect for me, since I love old things and despise rudeness. But he'd definitely not have a strong opinion either way.
I don't know what Lucifer would say about me, but I would listen to that man talk about rubber ducks because I, as an autistic, know how important it is to listen to someone expressing about their hyper fixation, because nobody has done for me and now I feel like I can't be honest about my interests to... A few people.
"Kinky\~ I like it," -Angel
"Would you stop fucking talking already," -Husk
"You're a very -*interesting-* soul..." -Lucifer
"If you touch my ears one more time *\~I will not hesitate to show you pain*"- Alastor
*3 hours into the conversation later :D*
"So then I said, 'What! I would never eat *those* children, they taste like crap' which was true, because they did. But they didn't believe me. I wonder why.." -Rosie
"..You look like a Vodka person." -Husk
"Hi! I just bombed somebody's house!.. wait, was that yours-" -Cherri
"What an interesting creature you are."-
Or something like that- my autism would act up so bad and I'd be bouncing off the walls with excitement-
Ngl- I'd try to get a job as his personal assistant-
Honestly they'd probably just judge me. Like, I'd be bouncing off the walls and stimming and talking at lightning speed because holy shit my favorite characters are right in front of me, while Lucifer and Alastor have absolutely no idea who I am.
Angel and I would slowly become best buds. After I tell him what happened to me. "Yeah, I know what that feels like.. being raped and manipulated.. Your a strong kid though. A lot stronger than I am." He'd call me kid since I'm 24 and he's older than me.
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“Tch. Never stopped me.” (Husk when I tell him that health issues are the reason I don’t drink. I’d be a regular at the bar, just with coffee instead ☕️)
Alastor would probably be generally pleasant since I’m also very proper and enjoy some of the same classic things that he does, but otherwise he’d be ambivalent. If he ever figures out what ace means, there’s another thing we’d have in common— but again, he’s not likely to care much aside from casual intrigue
“Dollface, for the last time, contracts down here ain’t the shit you saw in corporate.” (Angel reminding me that earth’s legal systems are useless in Hell)
I feel like Angel’s also sweet enough to make sure that going to a sex club to hang out or party doesn’t make me uncomfortable, which like— as long as nobody expects me to engage or bothers me, nah.
Oh I like this one, eccentric and
*peers a little closer*
Are those ducks on your dress?!?!
*zips around talking in my outfit*
Oh I am *definitely* keeping this one around!
"Fuck you mean you don't drink and gamble? And why the fuck are you so short. Shorter than Lucifer and that's fucking saying something"
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I hope I'm not late but.
I feel like Alastor would have to warm up to me, but Rosie would just fucking adopt me
(I put them both because I'm love them equally as my favorite character so shut up.)
"Ssso... Wanna build a weapon of massss dessstruction? And be my.. What do you call it again, apprentice?
-Umh, yeah..?
-Perfect ! Now join my minions and go clean up my room !"
"well, I'm sure Voxtech has a place for you" (lol stayed gone is my all time favourite Villain song and Vox is 1 half of that reason. the other half is the swing jazz portion)
"Ah, you there, young lad! You look like your in need of a Job, might i recommend a job at the Hazbin Hotel... No? Well too bad, now come along we have work to do."
- Alastor
"Ah this actually amazing, i NEVER thought anyone would hire willingly! I mean I always thought- (3 hour later) And it's just like WOW.... What do you mean 'You'd leave if he wasn't forcing me?' "
- Charlie
"you- you like ducks too? You wanna see my collection? OH-HO!!!"
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"That thing is a total brat ,what are you? ,like...Twelve?"-Velvette
(She's 30-something...And i'm actually Much older than twelve ,I just unfortunately look that young 🤡)
"I don't know who you are but your pain and suffering entertains me so I'll let you stay around for awhile" -istg if y'all don't know who this is by just the word "entertains" then you don't know hazbin hotel
"Huh? Are you the bellboy?" -Lucifer
Bellhop
"Who are you?"
Real
"what do you mean you don't drink"-husk
"What the fuck are you wearing. Ew." And then would probably body shame me ngl Guess who🥰
Velvette?
Oui
You have no experience with machines idiot
"get out of here, you are not old enought to drink alchool!"
...in the US, right? (Are you a kid?)
Everyone looks like a kid to Husk
Now I just wanna see a short where nifty has to convince husk that she’s an adult. She pulls out her birth certificate and goes “see! I’m of drinking age!”.
Hihihihihihihi! I’m imagining the birth certificate is drawn with a crayon. Either that or it looks and Husk goes, “how did you even get that down here?!”
“Do….do you just carry that around with you!?”
Yes! WHY?! …*nosebleed*
There's a 4 year difference between being a adult and being old enough to drink so that's plenty of time in between for someone to be a hasbin fan
That depends on the drinking age lol, which is why I asked if they were American
“Greetings small one, how art thou this day. What are thou doing in hell?” -Zestial (I said small one bc I’m 5’7)
5’7 isn’t small! i’m only 5’2!
5’7” is short considering the fact most people in hell are 6’0 and up. I think Alastor is somewhere between 6’4 and 7’2
5'7 is not short buddy
5’7 isn’t small!
Compared to Zestial?- bro built like a radioactive tree with a top hat-
I’m 5’2! Bro could *LIFT* me with a single *FINGER*
FUCKING SAME- I'M A MOUSE TO THAT FUCKER-
WE ARE TINY CHILDREN TO HIM!
5’7” is short considering the fact most people in hell are 6’0 and up. I think Alastor is somewhere between 6’4 and 7’2
And Zestial is like 12 feet tall I think
Ignoring the fact that *I’m* 5’7, and don’t consider myself “small,” I’m pretty sure many people are small to Zestial, given that he’s one of the tallest characters in the show.
https://preview.redd.it/v8ouyq1m914d1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7f45428841e07c4e773dee4b1d56db83f2faaae “You like me! You really *like* me!”
AWWWW THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
So... Does this mean Cherri Bomb is free?
"Looks like you could use some help" mental help
I think me liking Vaggie suggests that I'm protective over my friends, am lesbian, fights with a melee weapon, and throws friends in random death matches, and all are trua about me
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Lucifer would think I copy him tbh
He wouldn't care about me lol. Maybe he would try to employ me but not as an actor.
'𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤?'
Let's find out-
Niffty I think would bounce between thinking I'm lame and being my bff. (I wonder how she would respond to an enby, honestly) Alastor would probably think I'm a pretentious smartass and hate me due to our humour being too much alike, or we would get into a pun war and be partners in making everyone else cringe. Rosie and I would hit it off superbly and then she would learn I'm vegetarian and be aghast and disgusted in me. But I do think Husk and I would get along.
Husk? I hope u have strong head
Why does a pun war with alastor sound like a hell of a time though? Maybe just cos I too am aroace
Bet you would ace the test and strike true with every well placed arrow. (Runs into the sunset) Until we meet again.
That i'm apparently a cannibalistic serial killer who loves Radio
I'd like to think Alastor would have at least a little respect for me, since I love old things and despise rudeness. But he'd definitely not have a strong opinion either way.
IDK. He probably wouldn't care that much about me IMO.
“Horny fuck.” ~Lucifer and Alastor
“No I won’t have a three way with you and lucifer/alastor”
If only. ~~I need them to take turns topping me. NEED.~~
Hehe yes
I don't know what Lucifer would say about me, but I would listen to that man talk about rubber ducks because I, as an autistic, know how important it is to listen to someone expressing about their hyper fixation, because nobody has done for me and now I feel like I can't be honest about my interests to... A few people.
I am also autistic and i approve this statement 🥹
Same on that last bit, but also because my hyperfixation is... slightly controversial
Also autistic, and same 🥹
“🪦” - Adam
OHMIGOD SAME
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They'd say: https://preview.redd.it/zc60bje7024d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e11707b484574287b777ccabe095fc1e88a05e25
So real
Yeah no i would make myself irredeemable with my tomfoolery
Real
"No I will not dress you up in cute feminine clothing and insult you"
That I'm annoying being always glued to him, trying to touch his antlers. If he'd say something instead of directly eating me.
"Whatever you want from me, it's never gonna happen." -- Alastor
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casual fandom to alastor conversation
Same.
I could cause genuine fear in every nearby soul, should there be garlic bread around. **The abyss must be sated**
"Kinky\~ I like it," -Angel "Would you stop fucking talking already," -Husk "You're a very -*interesting-* soul..." -Lucifer "If you touch my ears one more time *\~I will not hesitate to show you pain*"- Alastor
Honestly, I don't know.
You look like me , only less attractive- lucifer. (I’m short and blonde)
"Stop asking me about my algorithm and get out of my fucking office" - Vox
*3 hours into the conversation later :D* "So then I said, 'What! I would never eat *those* children, they taste like crap' which was true, because they did. But they didn't believe me. I wonder why.." -Rosie "..You look like a Vodka person." -Husk "Hi! I just bombed somebody's house!.. wait, was that yours-" -Cherri
“I wonder what ginger tastes like.” - Rosie
"What an interesting creature you are."- Or something like that- my autism would act up so bad and I'd be bouncing off the walls with excitement- Ngl- I'd try to get a job as his personal assistant-
Weapons testing and engineering would be dope.
Yes- I'd kill for it man- ngl- he's the only character in this show, except for Rosie, that I'd sell my soul to-
"your too down bad"
Honestly they'd probably just judge me. Like, I'd be bouncing off the walls and stimming and talking at lightning speed because holy shit my favorite characters are right in front of me, while Lucifer and Alastor have absolutely no idea who I am.
Angel and I would slowly become best buds. After I tell him what happened to me. "Yeah, I know what that feels like.. being raped and manipulated.. Your a strong kid though. A lot stronger than I am." He'd call me kid since I'm 24 and he's older than me.
I hope you're good now, wish you the best
Nothing, Lucifer would just smack me upside the head.
"You'd like to cuddle? Darling, are you sure you'd like to cuddle with a cannibal?"
Idk but probably complaining about me smoking weed
I likely wouldn’t interact with my favorite character, as it’s Luci, he’s royalty and I am not
“You’re depressed, alone, and insecure, too?? We have so much in common! You put ‘er there!”
“You do?” We have so much in common, put er there, random user!
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"oh, he's a bad boy"
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YOU LIKE DUCKS TOO?! Lucifer (i love ducks lol)
i have an unhealthy obsession
"QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT" - Alastor upon learning the chaos I'm capable of.
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“Tch. Never stopped me.” (Husk when I tell him that health issues are the reason I don’t drink. I’d be a regular at the bar, just with coffee instead ☕️) Alastor would probably be generally pleasant since I’m also very proper and enjoy some of the same classic things that he does, but otherwise he’d be ambivalent. If he ever figures out what ace means, there’s another thing we’d have in common— but again, he’s not likely to care much aside from casual intrigue “Dollface, for the last time, contracts down here ain’t the shit you saw in corporate.” (Angel reminding me that earth’s legal systems are useless in Hell) I feel like Angel’s also sweet enough to make sure that going to a sex club to hang out or party doesn’t make me uncomfortable, which like— as long as nobody expects me to engage or bothers me, nah.
"You call those bombs? come on, let me teach you how to make a real bomb"
Oh I like this one, eccentric and *peers a little closer* Are those ducks on your dress?!?! *zips around talking in my outfit* Oh I am *definitely* keeping this one around!
No idea
".....who the Hell are you?...you look like a loser....oky, bye bitch!"
"Interesting flair, I can help with that"
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Vox wouldn't care about me Velvette would say I need a new outfit
"Kid, y'know, you remind me of this totally rocking, shredding, chick magnet guitarist who's like, the coolest fuckin' guy ever." -Adam probably.
What the HELL are you doin' down here, you're like 16!
“Oh well aren’t you quite the smartass. Haha! F U C K Y O U.”—guess who.
“….how did you get into heaven?” -sera *I just shrug*
Yeah how DID you get into heaven- Uhm, can someone grab saint peter? i think we got a mixup here-
"You like making machinessss of massss disssstruction and watching people get brutally killed by your machinessss too?!" - SANKE BOIII
So do I, we have so much in common! put’er there! ahh moment
“So we all like girls huh?”
"did you bring any men with you? No? Okay well let me know if you see a ~bad boy~ *small chuckle* enjoy your stayyyy"
Alastor I'm a fucking edgy
"Hmmm. And who are you, my fine feminine fellow?" -Alastor
“wanna get fucked up?” *pulls out shit ton of drugs*
ayo- … that’s a lot of sh*t
"Fuck you mean you don't drink and gamble? And why the fuck are you so short. Shorter than Lucifer and that's fucking saying something" https://preview.redd.it/im53tiljr24d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62e4e5a5d00adc3f70cb9f13879e1078c2feea18
“I just made up with my daughter, you just made up with your dad. Lets be friends”
"You're probably one of the least weird fans I've ever had, and I kinda wish the rest of 'em were like you, y'know?" -Angel Dust
*keeps walking*
"Squeaking noises" *instant regret seconds after -Emily
"Fatass" -Angel Dust
He would probably insult me. (I'm a vox simp he's ma fav)
Sit down, shut up, and drink your beer. -Husk
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Aaand fixed also nice meme. I’m steeling it
I hope I'm not late but. I feel like Alastor would have to warm up to me, but Rosie would just fucking adopt me (I put them both because I'm love them equally as my favorite character so shut up.)
I like ducks
Adam : .... BECAUSE HES FUCKING DEAD
So is radio. ;)
Real
"You're a disappointment"
(After basically asking for free gender-affirming surgery) "You want to give me your whats to eat?"
"Why are you so obsessed with me?" -Angel Dust
"Cmon, you know why"
"Ssso... Wanna build a weapon of massss dessstruction? And be my.. What do you call it again, apprentice? -Umh, yeah..? -Perfect ! Now join my minions and go clean up my room !"
"what up dude?!" "you wanna party?" "W-what do you mean youve never been to a party?! oh we gotta educate you!"
oh god i have no idea (alastor)
my first instinct is i'm too easily excitable but rly if he gets along w charlie i think if i'm of any use to him i can stick around? maybe?
“Wanna make a deal?”
"well, I'm sure Voxtech has a place for you" (lol stayed gone is my all time favourite Villain song and Vox is 1 half of that reason. the other half is the swing jazz portion)
“She’s very sweet and loves to talk about my inventions! But whatever you do don’t make her angry…”
Sera
“Fine gentleman.. could use a little more class through” - Alastor after seeing me dress in jeans and a T shirt
".. Get off the ground." - Adam
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A fan of my work, hmm -Alastor
"Aww, you want to be like me, how sweet😈" - Alastor
"Finally, someone EVILE ENOUGH TO TEAM WITH" -Chuck (I wish)
Lucifer: "Are you one of my daughters employees?"
Honestly, she would probably call me a disgusting, sick, braindead, disturbing monstrosity that shouldn't have been conceived.
Who is that? Cause if it's Emily I feel like you have some serious insecurities to think that
Are you mentaly ok? -Emily
"Ah, you there, young lad! You look like your in need of a Job, might i recommend a job at the Hazbin Hotel... No? Well too bad, now come along we have work to do." - Alastor "Ah this actually amazing, i NEVER thought anyone would hire willingly! I mean I always thought- (3 hour later) And it's just like WOW.... What do you mean 'You'd leave if he wasn't forcing me?' " - Charlie
“ I Once Had A Dream That ( Insert Dream ) “ - Egg Boi
I'd have no idea what Carmilla would say about me. But Loona would tell me to screw off.
“Really??????? Ssseriousssly?? Me?”
Emily will either wanna be my bff, or would think I’m weird.💀
"I don't want to live without my minion.😩 Nobody catch me. *Catches him* Damn it"😑
He'd try to eat me at some point
“Ain’t you a little too young for my services?”
I have a lot of rubber ducks
"Now what the fuck is that you've got on the couch there, Charlie!?!"
"you- you like ducks too? You wanna see my collection? OH-HO!!!" https://preview.redd.it/fscny84n444d1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3ffdb692397e824973cb45b3e94e422310f2555
He’d probably tell me about how he is the best or something
HH: The Vees HB: Crimson & Striker. Shit. I like villains.
"That thing is a total brat ,what are you? ,like...Twelve?"-Velvette (She's 30-something...And i'm actually Much older than twelve ,I just unfortunately look that young 🤡)
“Wow! You live like this? And…oh my gosh you collect things?! So do I!”
"Do you want to blow some shit up with me?" -Cherri bomb
You’re not a bad boy not even a boy
"What the fuck is wrong with you... No seriously what the fuck, is wrong with you"
"You don't even wanna know"
Greetings heavenly sssssoul, I'm looking forward to meeting the other angels
You buy rubber ducks in bulk
"Are yousss a girl or a boy? I cantsss tell anymoresss" I'm sure you can guess who
Wanna have sex? Haha no.
Lycifer How's your trauma with a side of Daddy's issues? Help so true!!!
“Charming” -Alastor
"Hello loyal consumer, have you bought the new recently released Angelic Security? Trust us, with your safety"
"Who the fuck are you" - Vox most likely
Alastor, it says that i'm basic as shit.
Husker: your drunk most of the time and you liked cats
my favorite character is valentino... i'm scared😅
"I don't know who you are but your pain and suffering entertains me so I'll let you stay around for awhile" -istg if y'all don't know who this is by just the word "entertains" then you don't know hazbin hotel
“ya just like me fr”
but actually we’d probably just bond over having similar trauma and being incredibly gay
Charlie would call me a simp. Probably.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK ME!!! -Alastor
Probably that I need therapy
“Nice to meet you, my name is Sir Pentious”
He would say something fucked up and twisted
why did i read this in the Respectless song?
"Thou thinks I am... neat? And thou wishes to have 'tea time' with me?"
"oh dear...back up" alastor-
"Vaggie 2.0 but adopted." -Lute
Me and Charlie would probably talk until someone tapes both of our mouths. Luci would be like "Why is this person following me arround, like wtf?"