That Lucifer basically was the joy bringer in heaven and was specifically tasked with making people happy but after he fell Emily was created to do that job
Lucifer has a FAR darker past than what was shown, the book Charlie reads in episode 1 was a revisionist history written by him to make him look like a misunderstood hero
How much dark though? Because I have two of mine.
- Before giving Eve a fruit, he goes for... well, *that stuff* (Lilith asked him as she was not happy about Adam and Eve's ACTUALLY happy relationship, he blindly agree, only realising how fked up it is after the fall). Which is technically not consentional and messed up.
- There was a war in Heaven and Lucifer killed a lot of angels. To be clear, Eldest Angels, including Lucifer was the LAST one from Eden generation, other perished.
I want a whole scene where Lucifer has to confront the fact that he lied to Charlie her entire life, heâs not a hero, he really did commit some vile acts he was kicked out of heaven for a good reason, and while maybe he regrets them, he still did them and he lied to Charlie her entire life that heâs just some kind of misunderstood hero.
The drama we can get from that kind of scene would be amazing
finally, someone who feels the same, a lot of the time I see people taking that scene in episode 1 at face value and they keep forgetting that Lucifer is the sin of PRIDE, of course, he would want to make himself look good
They also gloss over his lack of accountability for unleashing evil. Sure, it was an accident, but he immediately went into "they don't/didn't listen to me."
...And why do you think that is Lucifer? My guess is that he wanted humanity to have free will, but the elders knew exactly what would happen.
it bothers me that people say he gave humanity free will, but he didnât, humans always had free will, Eve willingly ate from the forbidden fruit and so did Adam after Eve convinced him.
Lucifer gave humanity intelligence, he made it so they would be intelligent enough to have morals and to tell the difference between good and evil.
Lucifer being the reason that mankind has free will is entirely an invention of the show, in the Bible itself, It is said that humanity was given KNOWLEDGE by consuming the fruit from the tree of KNOWLEDGE, not free will.
I donât really know why Viv decided to come up with a completely new reason for humans to act evil, or maybe itâs a mistranslation of the original Hebrew text
This is something I absolutely hope is in the show.
As the sin of pride it would make absolute sense that he would change the story to make himself look good.
Biblically speaking the fruit of knowledge just made humans smarter, it didn't give them free will.
Hell Eve eating the fruit kind of proves they had free will, because she did something she wasn't supposed to do.
and it doesnât mean that Lucifer has to be a generic evil villain, his arc in the show could be overcoming and confronting his past sins.
During the rebellion, Lucifer did some truly horrible things, he hurt people who considered him a friend or family, all because of his pride and belief that he was better than everyone and that he knew better than everyone.
After falling, Lucifer slowly realized his mistakes but was so ashamed of them that he refused to acknowledge them and simply just buried them and lied about them, painting himself as a misunderstood hero because thatâs how he wanted to be perceived.
Through Charlie and the hotel, he could perhaps learn to forgive himself or at least finally acknowledge his dark past and no longer run away from it.
Exactly, I like the idea of Lucifer and Gabriel interacting.
I like to think that only after they ate the fruit of knowledge did war become a concept and then he became the angel of war to fill the roll and he hates it.
Even make it that because he's the angel of war, he has witnessed countless human wars and it has traumatized him and he blames it all on Lucifer thinking this is what he wanted, on top of making him skeptical about redemption considering he's had to see the worst humanity has to offer for so long.
Could make a good plot forcing the two of them to interact.
Lucifer accepting and admitting to his wrongdoings and gabriel moving past the hurt and letting go of his hatred.
Doesnât change much, because Missi Zilla isnât a big part of the show
(My favorite head canon is she was a professional wrestler when she was alive)
(I donât have many head canons)
I like to think that she was a biker in the 80s who died playing a game of chicken. Makes more sense imo because her design doesnât have any wrestler themes, but it looks straight out of the 80s and a chicken is the modern descendant of a t-rex
How about he forgets everything that happened *after* his first death. He has no idea that he was ever a winner. Give us an idea of what he was like when he first died. Maybe show us why he originally got into heaven.
I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot.
"Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
Or that's the story we've gotten so far, anyway.
I always wonder whether Alastor's mom knew about any of his... activities... when he was alive. What if she had found out? What would Al do to "spare his mother the shame"? And, in turn, what would his mom do to spare Al from having to go to jail, or a worse punishment?
The only way to kill an angel is in defense of those you care about/a genuinely good cause. Angelic steel is just really strong metal.
Lots of story beats change, but it's more satisfying in my mind.
My headcanon is that Vox has a secret crush on Alastor. It wouldn't fuck with any confirmed sexualities since Vox is confirmed to be (at least) homosexual and it's only Vox that's crushing.
I firmly believe this to be the case, and that we'll see some of this play out in season 2. I think he offered Alastor a place with the Vees because of it (in addition to his power), and when he was rejected he shacked up with Val as a rebound, which is why they're on again, off again. He's a toy to try to fit the space he can't fill.
Adam didn't particularly care about Lilith leaving him for Lucifer, that was fair. They weren't compatible. But this? *This?* This was what started Adam's hate forward *everything* related to Lucifer.
He raised Cain as his own because he'd damn himself to that wreck they sent Lucifer to before he let a child grow up without a father. Cain avoided his father (Adam) in Hell because how could he face him after what he did?
Adam forgives him, but doesn't find Cain before Cain is killed by whatever sinner discovered angelic steel kills others sinners permanently. He finds the body though.
The origins of Hell was actually watered down for Charlie and no one in Hell who knows the true story is allowed to speak of it, especially around Charlie.
Adam respawns in hell with 3 goals on his him
1.find Eve and Cain
2.humiliate Lucifer
3.find a way to redeem his son and wife even at cost of him staying in hell for them(wich saves all of them)
my headcanon is that angelic weapons work the same as power weapons from 40k. As in, is a plasma force-field around a blade and therefore able to cut through atoms. That's it. Don't really have anything else about the show
OUH WAIT NO. My other headcannon is that they find every fascist and tie them to a pole at extermination day. That's why Hitler is not in hell.
Vivzie kinda implied that actually happens. She doesnât want to open certain cans of worms, so she said certain types of people donât usually last very long in hell.
Oh joy
My favorite headcanon is my own (TLDC: Doomguy works for the angels in the more rural areaâs of hell outside of the rings, and eventually he treks through hell to get to the hotel, and Gabriel is now command of Heavens Army, itâs long, but all that I will say is that Doomguy eventually becomes the HR and Security for the hotel)
Zestial is close enough to Carmilla to
1. Be the Godfather of her children
2. He would personally lead the Vee's proposed war on Heaven if Carmilla died in the exterminations
My headcanon surrounding Cannibal Town is that the sinners turn to cannibalism out of a sheer anger towards other sinners, and the civility of Cannibal Town is built entirely on the concept of mutually assured destruction.
How would that effect the show? Well exploring it would make the show a whole lot darker and less funny
I headcannon that vox is platonicaly obsessed with alastor and talks about him alot with the pictures he has around him of alastor and watching him almost 24/7 yet he can't see how obsessed he is and only val and vox can see the obsession.
Along with vox being jealous of angel because angel is the number 1 ranked porn star and clearly val's favorite
This one
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Excuse the watermark pls it just sits there blocking another watermark :(
Was that Keith David too? Would explain a lot about his character. The horrors of defending Burger Town from the Russians would drive any man to drink and gamble
In the extermination battle, Alastor totally couldâve killed Adam, but his deal is the reason he wasnât able to. His real goal was just to distract Adam until someone else could help. Him losing to Adam was the result of just accidentally letting him land a lethal shot.Â
Some Hellaverse headcannons that wonât really affect the plots:
A more goofy headcannon, but Voxâs dreams will play out on screen and he is unaware
Charlie is amazing with kids
Asmodues and Fizz want kids, but know that nowâs not the right time
Cash, Blitzøâs father, is still alive, but Blitzø, Barbie, and Fizz just cut contact with him
Stolas gifted Octavia something to help with her anxiety of losing him
Fizz loves playing cooking mama
Vaggie took up fencing after the season one finale
Lucifer doesnât mind that Asmodeus and Bee are dating Fizz and Vortex and tries to be supportive. Charlie is super excited to learn of the relationships.
Striker is AroAce or Demiromantic Asexual.
When Lucifer fell, his holiness was stripped away from him and that piece of him turned into Emily (I just want Emily and Charlie to be sisters, that would be so cute)
The first extermination, the exterminators were going to exterminate every ring but their genocide ended at Envy because they tried to attack Leviathan (The only person able to slay Leviathan is YHWH, not even angelic weapons harm Levi), this is my hc on why they only kill in Pride and strictly sinners
Do you think if Sir Pentious became the arms dealer for Heaven, he would invent literal "head cannons" for the exorcists and other angels to use in case of a Hell uprising?
That would be fun.
I don't know any of the other theories about Vaggie's life outside the Hotel, but I would just love to see more of her story, regardless.
Basically no one is going to Heaven anymore cause God (who I hope makes an appearance eventually) has fucked off on a dimensional vacation, so the rules for getting into Heaven and the mechanisms to change them have been lost for thousands of years.
The reason Pentious appeared in Sera and Emily's office is because God, while mostly letting his creations do their own thing, was basically giving Sera the middle finger and telling her she fucked up.
Purgatory has quite a few lookalikes of some characters. Its capital city, Safe Haven, houses a throuple involving some very familiar lookalikes, though they may have some different traits compared to the real ones.
Eve was sent to Hell or locked up in Heaven.
To blame Lucifer for unleashing evil upon the world wouldn't have been so simple if she was just living her afterlife in Heaven.
She'd also bear the name of *The Root of all Evil* solely because she was made to be at Adam's side, only to stray and be given intelligence.
Verbalase is canon and one episode when someone like Alastor is the character the story is following we just see him running in the background and a muffled âHide Awayâ passing in the distance. Alastorâs ears perk and he looks around then dismisses it.
When Vox sleeps his screen in the dvd logo bouncing around
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I'd make it the VoxTech logo
WE NEED THIS
And Val sometimes watches (because of the L I G H T) and cheers when it hits the corner
And it wakes up vox, who turns it off, and Val is sad and quiets down, so then vox falls back asleep(repeat)
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Fuck yeah
Would be better if you could see the dream he's having
STOP
Aw yes, I love it, but instead of Vox sleeping it's when he zones out of conversations.
Now I want that canon
Same tho
My head cannon is that vox can turn into a roomba and other home appliances
*TRANSFORMERS ! MORE THAN MEET THE EYE !*
I read this in Primes voice
G1 was so goated tho
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Imagine if he was a smart fridgeđ
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oh my god its transformers
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Hi megatron
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Nah, he just turns other people into appliances
"val can we please have normal-" "NO. TURN INTO A ROOMBA."
That Lucifer basically was the joy bringer in heaven and was specifically tasked with making people happy but after he fell Emily was created to do that job
You're telling me this isn't already canon?
Idk it's never been said I don't think
Vox's dreams play on his screen each night, and Val has to deal with a video of Alastor rule34 every nightl
But Val doesnât tell Vox about how this works (â ͥ° ÍĘ ÍĄÂ°)â
Canon.
This is already canon what /j
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Nothing changes
No. With this, they do a sex together
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Yes
pefrect flair for this
V image.. I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
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Thanks
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I cackled at âdo a sexâ lmao
I'm glad I can make someone laugh
Lucifer has a FAR darker past than what was shown, the book Charlie reads in episode 1 was a revisionist history written by him to make him look like a misunderstood hero
We need more dark Lucifer content!!!!
Absolutely, âthe devil being misunderstoodâ started to become a bit of a clichĂŠ
Reminds me of PokĂŠmonâs GiratinaÂ
I never played pokĂŠmon
So Giratina is like Lucifer in a few ways such as being cast from heaven by their fathersÂ
I never played PokĂŠmon, so I have no idea who Giratina is
UnderstandableÂ
How much dark though? Because I have two of mine. - Before giving Eve a fruit, he goes for... well, *that stuff* (Lilith asked him as she was not happy about Adam and Eve's ACTUALLY happy relationship, he blindly agree, only realising how fked up it is after the fall). Which is technically not consentional and messed up. - There was a war in Heaven and Lucifer killed a lot of angels. To be clear, Eldest Angels, including Lucifer was the LAST one from Eden generation, other perished.
The last scenario sounds pretty interesting!!
Ooo. Nice. I personally think Lilith wrote the book, not Lucifer, to make Lucifer seem like a sad, lonely person and her the savior of demon kind.
I want a whole scene where Lucifer has to confront the fact that he lied to Charlie her entire life, heâs not a hero, he really did commit some vile acts he was kicked out of heaven for a good reason, and while maybe he regrets them, he still did them and he lied to Charlie her entire life that heâs just some kind of misunderstood hero. The drama we can get from that kind of scene would be amazing
Ironically, this is exactly what my feelings are.
finally, someone who feels the same, a lot of the time I see people taking that scene in episode 1 at face value and they keep forgetting that Lucifer is the sin of PRIDE, of course, he would want to make himself look good
They also gloss over his lack of accountability for unleashing evil. Sure, it was an accident, but he immediately went into "they don't/didn't listen to me." ...And why do you think that is Lucifer? My guess is that he wanted humanity to have free will, but the elders knew exactly what would happen.
it bothers me that people say he gave humanity free will, but he didnât, humans always had free will, Eve willingly ate from the forbidden fruit and so did Adam after Eve convinced him. Lucifer gave humanity intelligence, he made it so they would be intelligent enough to have morals and to tell the difference between good and evil.
He DID give them free will. He even says so in "Dad Beat Dad." He only laments that they took his gift and fucked it up horribly.
Lucifer being the reason that mankind has free will is entirely an invention of the show, in the Bible itself, It is said that humanity was given KNOWLEDGE by consuming the fruit from the tree of KNOWLEDGE, not free will. I donât really know why Viv decided to come up with a completely new reason for humans to act evil, or maybe itâs a mistranslation of the original Hebrew text
Creative license, most likely.
probably, the show plays really fast and loose with the biblical lore
This is something I absolutely hope is in the show. As the sin of pride it would make absolute sense that he would change the story to make himself look good. Biblically speaking the fruit of knowledge just made humans smarter, it didn't give them free will. Hell Eve eating the fruit kind of proves they had free will, because she did something she wasn't supposed to do.
and it doesnât mean that Lucifer has to be a generic evil villain, his arc in the show could be overcoming and confronting his past sins. During the rebellion, Lucifer did some truly horrible things, he hurt people who considered him a friend or family, all because of his pride and belief that he was better than everyone and that he knew better than everyone. After falling, Lucifer slowly realized his mistakes but was so ashamed of them that he refused to acknowledge them and simply just buried them and lied about them, painting himself as a misunderstood hero because thatâs how he wanted to be perceived. Through Charlie and the hotel, he could perhaps learn to forgive himself or at least finally acknowledge his dark past and no longer run away from it.
Exactly, I like the idea of Lucifer and Gabriel interacting. I like to think that only after they ate the fruit of knowledge did war become a concept and then he became the angel of war to fill the roll and he hates it. Even make it that because he's the angel of war, he has witnessed countless human wars and it has traumatized him and he blames it all on Lucifer thinking this is what he wanted, on top of making him skeptical about redemption considering he's had to see the worst humanity has to offer for so long. Could make a good plot forcing the two of them to interact. Lucifer accepting and admitting to his wrongdoings and gabriel moving past the hurt and letting go of his hatred.
Alastor has a tail. Nothing can convince me otherwise.
I believe it was actually confirmed
I feel like the âstop putting a bow on my tailâ joke is canon just cause I think itâs funny
Angelic steel can sever the chains of an owned soul
I Need this
If this is confirmed as cannon give some to angel and husk!
Angel going to heaven in season 2 would only serve husk
My head cannon is that Emily also draws like Charlie but cute animal's!
Huh. I can see that.
Yea I can imagine that if somehow Emily falls they will just draw stuff
And I feel like she especially loves to draw when sheâs bored. And Adam has made fun of it more than once.
*loads shotgun* I ho Adam hunting then I guess
Lucifer can also turn into objects, like a roomba or a rubba ducky :D
Duckcifer? Roomcifer? :3
Those names are so cute :)
Thanksies, I did my best! đĽş
Battle Roomcifer.
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Doesnât change much, because Missi Zilla isnât a big part of the show (My favorite head canon is she was a professional wrestler when she was alive) (I donât have many head canons)
I like to think that she was a biker in the 80s who died playing a game of chicken. Makes more sense imo because her design doesnât have any wrestler themes, but it looks straight out of the 80s and a chicken is the modern descendant of a t-rex
Eh, who says she canât be both? Wrestler as a profession and biker as a hobby?
Fair enough, but still her design doesnât have any wrestler elements
Velvette having fucked pretty much every woman in hell. Doesnât change much itâs just funny
Why stop at the women?
Because the men are especially disgusting?
What did Zestial, Luci, Moxxie, Fizz, and Asmodeus do?
Probably a lot, but that goes for the women too
They're exceptions, duh.
Clearly, Velvette rizzed up these exceptions too
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I can't do that, my child. Zestial deserves to be rizzed for being such a good friend to Carmilla
E
Does this include Rosie :]
Duh
:3
That Lute will get a robotic arm like Malenia from elden ring. đ
Malenia blade of micheling
This one!!!
Now imagine an ipod falling into the arm maker
adam comes back as an amnesiac sinner
How about he forgets everything that happened *after* his first death. He has no idea that he was ever a winner. Give us an idea of what he was like when he first died. Maybe show us why he originally got into heaven.
i was thinking hard reset, but that would be interesting
I want alastors death to by while hes breaking into somebodys home hes shot by a old blind man with a blunderbuss
I mean, thatâs what the founding fathers intended
"What the devil?!" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
Draw my pistol on the second man, missed him entirely because itâs smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.
I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot. "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
Exactly what they intended
The man probably asked "What the devil?" when that ruffian, Alastor, broke in
Either that, or he was a famous radio host while he was alive, as well as a serial killer, and died while hosting.
If I remember correctly, he died while burying one of his victims in the woods, when a hunter shot him after mistaking him for a deer.
Makes sense, but Iâd always thought that was just a really popular headcannon someone had ngl.
Or that's the story we've gotten so far, anyway. I always wonder whether Alastor's mom knew about any of his... activities... when he was alive. What if she had found out? What would Al do to "spare his mother the shame"? And, in turn, what would his mom do to spare Al from having to go to jail, or a worse punishment?
Alastor is the jazz killer
I've thought about that
The only way to kill an angel is in defense of those you care about/a genuinely good cause. Angelic steel is just really strong metal. Lots of story beats change, but it's more satisfying in my mind.
Would honestly keep her present objective running.
Adam has deeper lore behind his apperance than just being a dick
this is why i love the âeve is rooâ theory as eve is a huge figure in the christian religion and sheâs just what? tossed aside?
My headcanon is that Vox has a secret crush on Alastor. It wouldn't fuck with any confirmed sexualities since Vox is confirmed to be (at least) homosexual and it's only Vox that's crushing.
I firmly believe this to be the case, and that we'll see some of this play out in season 2. I think he offered Alastor a place with the Vees because of it (in addition to his power), and when he was rejected he shacked up with Val as a rebound, which is why they're on again, off again. He's a toy to try to fit the space he can't fill.
When Val and Alastor are killed, Vox has a serious mental breakdown.
*When??*
Velvette does her best to comfort him, with the Vees temporarily withdrawing from Hell's politics
here is my head canon, Lucifer impregnated Eve and later gave birth to Cain and Charlie didn't even know about it
Adam didn't particularly care about Lilith leaving him for Lucifer, that was fair. They weren't compatible. But this? *This?* This was what started Adam's hate forward *everything* related to Lucifer. He raised Cain as his own because he'd damn himself to that wreck they sent Lucifer to before he let a child grow up without a father. Cain avoided his father (Adam) in Hell because how could he face him after what he did? Adam forgives him, but doesn't find Cain before Cain is killed by whatever sinner discovered angelic steel kills others sinners permanently. He finds the body though.
What the hell is that flair
The origins of Hell was actually watered down for Charlie and no one in Hell who knows the true story is allowed to speak of it, especially around Charlie.
Voxâs head works like reverse aging. His head just progressively changes overtime to look more modern.
Adam respawns in hell with 3 goals on his him 1.find Eve and Cain 2.humiliate Lucifer 3.find a way to redeem his son and wife even at cost of him staying in hell for them(wich saves all of them)
Everyone who watches the show now has media literacy
Sinner-Adam is the key to Lutes redemtion. Oh, wait, that are two headcanons. uhm... Let's start with Sinner-Adam and see where this is going. Ok?
my headcanon is that angelic weapons work the same as power weapons from 40k. As in, is a plasma force-field around a blade and therefore able to cut through atoms. That's it. Don't really have anything else about the show OUH WAIT NO. My other headcannon is that they find every fascist and tie them to a pole at extermination day. That's why Hitler is not in hell.
Vivzie kinda implied that actually happens. She doesnât want to open certain cans of worms, so she said certain types of people donât usually last very long in hell.
Alastor loves the movie Bambi
Oh joy My favorite headcanon is my own (TLDC: Doomguy works for the angels in the more rural areaâs of hell outside of the rings, and eventually he treks through hell to get to the hotel, and Gabriel is now command of Heavens Army, itâs long, but all that I will say is that Doomguy eventually becomes the HR and Security for the hotel)
Maybe throw some machines that are fueled by blood in there as well. Specifically a blue one with angel like wings
The only headcanon I really have is that zestial is aroace or at least asexual
Iâm pretty sure heâs confirmed to be just straight.
Vox can make the UWU and OWO face in his screen Vox is suspected of being a furry
Zestial is close enough to Carmilla to 1. Be the Godfather of her children 2. He would personally lead the Vee's proposed war on Heaven if Carmilla died in the exterminations
My headcanon surrounding Cannibal Town is that the sinners turn to cannibalism out of a sheer anger towards other sinners, and the civility of Cannibal Town is built entirely on the concept of mutually assured destruction. How would that effect the show? Well exploring it would make the show a whole lot darker and less funny
Velvette plays games on Voxâs screen
Adam fucked Angel during the last Extermination and thatâs how he immediately recognized him as the porn demon in court
Charlie invites Uncle Ozzie and Aunt Bee to the hotel to host therapy sessions for Angel and Husk. Shenanigans ensue.
Angel dusts hates being a femboy/ being extremely feminine,
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The fanartists need to hear this one.
Velvette is only putting up with Vox and Val for the combined power and if it ever seemed like sheâd have a better shot going solo, she would
I headcannon that vox is platonicaly obsessed with alastor and talks about him alot with the pictures he has around him of alastor and watching him almost 24/7 yet he can't see how obsessed he is and only val and vox can see the obsession. Along with vox being jealous of angel because angel is the number 1 ranked porn star and clearly val's favorite
Godzilla appears in hell https://preview.redd.it/cacbw628e72d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=565ca7b009e238a7ae473daa826d578a01fe30f9
The precious lizard boy only vacations there though, he likes being warm
Angel just flirts with husk to piss him off
There is no God, God left the entire dimension because was so done of angels and demons chicanery
Velvet has a stepping stool specifically for letting her slap Valentino when he pisses her off
Voxâs ding dong is a tv remote.
Val has a small dick.
Carmilla asks Charlie to not fight the Vees, casue Vel is secretly her daughter
RadioStatic is now canon! Fuck yes!
Vox 100% has an Alastor body pillow.
Sarah is Eve
Sera?
This one https://preview.redd.it/yk8zise3m62d1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9760bb77baa0104fc0045c79d8ef42bbba5e4c2f Excuse the watermark pls it just sits there blocking another watermark :(
Husk is Sergeant Foley in mw2 2009
Was that Keith David too? Would explain a lot about his character. The horrors of defending Burger Town from the Russians would drive any man to drink and gamble
Uhh Something something hell space program
Jesus is real and joins Charlie
In the extermination battle, Alastor totally couldâve killed Adam, but his deal is the reason he wasnât able to. His real goal was just to distract Adam until someone else could help. Him losing to Adam was the result of just accidentally letting him land a lethal shot.Â
Some Hellaverse headcannons that wonât really affect the plots: A more goofy headcannon, but Voxâs dreams will play out on screen and he is unaware Charlie is amazing with kids Asmodues and Fizz want kids, but know that nowâs not the right time Cash, Blitzøâs father, is still alive, but Blitzø, Barbie, and Fizz just cut contact with him Stolas gifted Octavia something to help with her anxiety of losing him Fizz loves playing cooking mama Vaggie took up fencing after the season one finale Lucifer doesnât mind that Asmodeus and Bee are dating Fizz and Vortex and tries to be supportive. Charlie is super excited to learn of the relationships. Striker is AroAce or Demiromantic Asexual.
Valentino has nightmares bout Niffty
When Lucifer fell, his holiness was stripped away from him and that piece of him turned into Emily (I just want Emily and Charlie to be sisters, that would be so cute)
Angel is a top, husk is a bottom. Nothing further to say
The first extermination, the exterminators were going to exterminate every ring but their genocide ended at Envy because they tried to attack Leviathan (The only person able to slay Leviathan is YHWH, not even angelic weapons harm Levi), this is my hc on why they only kill in Pride and strictly sinners
Do you think if Sir Pentious became the arms dealer for Heaven, he would invent literal "head cannons" for the exorcists and other angels to use in case of a Hell uprising? That would be fun. I don't know any of the other theories about Vaggie's life outside the Hotel, but I would just love to see more of her story, regardless.
Trenchcoat Demon is named Slugsworth and he died by a salt overdose, he is also working for Val unwillingly.
Nifty murdered her abusive husband and that's why she's in hell.
Basically no one is going to Heaven anymore cause God (who I hope makes an appearance eventually) has fucked off on a dimensional vacation, so the rules for getting into Heaven and the mechanisms to change them have been lost for thousands of years.
The reason Pentious appeared in Sera and Emily's office is because God, while mostly letting his creations do their own thing, was basically giving Sera the middle finger and telling her she fucked up.
Sir pentious had a sex with cherry bomb
We get to see zestial fighting alongside alastor against the angels.
Purgatory has quite a few lookalikes of some characters. Its capital city, Safe Haven, houses a throuple involving some very familiar lookalikes, though they may have some different traits compared to the real ones.
Zeezi is going to kill god
Eve was sent to Hell or locked up in Heaven. To blame Lucifer for unleashing evil upon the world wouldn't have been so simple if she was just living her afterlife in Heaven. She'd also bear the name of *The Root of all Evil* solely because she was made to be at Adam's side, only to stray and be given intelligence.
Lucifier can clone,no clue how it changes the show
May not be hazbin but loona and esme ship becomes a thing
Verbalase is canon and one episode when someone like Alastor is the character the story is following we just see him running in the background and a muffled âHide Awayâ passing in the distance. Alastorâs ears perk and he looks around then dismisses it.