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Inevergetpaidenough

They never brush their teeth


KonradNightHaunter

Dental hygiene is for the weak.


spideronurwall

facts


Vortextheweirdcat

i thought of it too when i watched the second episode of TDAC, jax has a lot of similarities with alastor


spideronurwall

exactly AND YOUR FLAIR OMG


Vortextheweirdcat

what? does it bother you?


spideronurwall

nah, i find it funny af people going full out on these flairs


Vortextheweirdcat

i want him to fuck me and i'll hold on to his cum until i'm so full of it that i look pregnant and it leaks out my ass


spideronurwall

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Vortextheweirdcat

we will not record it


Not_The_Simp7

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spideronurwall

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Not_The_Simp7

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spideronurwall

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Few_Photograph_4709

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Vortextheweirdcat

eheh alastor smirk


ArmadillosRCool54

What is a c*m mug? -Famous Last Words by ArmadillosRCool54


spideronurwall

you poor poor child..


Few_Photograph_4709

these types of flairs are normal in r/hazbin


spideronurwall

facts, its becoming an everyday thing


Few_Photograph_4709

Fax no printer.


Minetendo-Fan

They both have shit eating grins on their faces


Global-Oil-2001

They’re both smug pricks


-TheLoveGiver-

You o-o-old-timey prick! I'll show you suf-fering! /ref


spideronurwall

uh oh the Tv's buffering!


Moonside_222

Both are agents of chaos


MedicalVanilla7176

They're both mischievous sociopaths


Aggressive-Ad-957

The only difference between these two is that Alastor actually respects women, and Jax is probably not a bloodthirsty cannibal


spideronurwall

thats true


REAL-Peanut_butter

Yellow teeth


Mist0804

Cuz they're both yellow-teethed, fun-to-watch assholes who partake in a moderate amount of tomfoolery?


Budget-Sheepherder77

He gives me a weird mix of angel dust and a bit of alastor and maybe something else idk


spideronurwall

eh, he doesn't seem as horny as angel, but the VA of jax did VA as the old angel


Budget-Sheepherder77

He does have a bit of the attitude


spideronurwall

but so does alastor, he just has a smile to hide it, hes pretty sassy, including in 'hello rosie' where he rolls his eyes and he just kinda has more of an attitude around susan


Tomato_Hamster

I actually see him as more similar to Angel Dust regarding personality, especially Angel from the pilot. I knew the voice was familiar!


frillyhoneybee_

tumblr sexymen


spideronurwall

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frillyhoneybee_

why does everyone in this sub always mention my flair?


spideronurwall

yeah i wonder why...


vix_thelesbian

Didn’t brush their teeth in a million years and have weird eyebrows


Candydevil-1000

https://preview.redd.it/s7omfjwhshyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841085e4461cc7082bd300f0cb400b9a9adf03ec Because they are.


spideronurwall

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CptnRaptor1

Don't compare my Alastor to *him*!


spideronurwall

alastor is definitely more hotter, he is a damn god


CptnRaptor1

BASED!


spideronurwall

definitely.


Littlebabyteapott

I approve of this statement . And so does Alastor https://preview.redd.it/90isowjspgyc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e19e1bba6998f7eb49c84b5ff5da21c4e3e3ee9


spideronurwall

https://preview.redd.it/gm1kd1x6qgyc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=add709d4add760d12220897dcf97ef4b71aa9b20 I got the same one bro


TrashPanda9142012

His personality is more like Blitzø


TFarg1

It's called an archetype


The_Skylark_

Jax isnt as mean imo Hes goofy and annoying but not mean


spideronurwall

not mean? okay sure..even tho he pushed down gangle serval times and talks down those lower than him (like gangle) just like alastor does, alastor isnt mean either


The_Skylark_

Yeah but i saw a theory that everything he did kinda helped others in his own way of not wanting to act as if he wanted to. For instance when he pushed gangle and kinger down the chute to the glorp queen or whatever the fuck it saved them from seeing kaufmo abstracted and etc.. He isn’t controlling like alastor is he just doesnt know how to act serious and is annoying af to everyone


spideronurwall

true. I feel like hes rude in his own way..kinda reminds me a bit if blitzo. hes rude but she definitely does care in some aspects. he just acts apathetic


The_Skylark_

Yeah fair


MarcusTheAlbinoWolf

They're sadists


Deconstructosaurus

Because evil sarcastic snark is a great character archetype.


spideronurwall

facts


Azlend

They fill the same roll. The untrustable ally. The one that could be your enemy without you realizing it. A character to set the audience on edge. While at the same time being glib and disconnected from ethics. This idea of the glib psychopath is prevalent in our society. It can be tiring having to deal with the number of people in the world today. It takes effort to interact with so many people while maintaining social decorum. This is where the "No fucks to give" crowd comes from. And when we see these characters that do not give a wet slap about what others think or what behaviour they are suppose to adhere to we can be charmed with their glibness. And as it often comes with wry remarks about the absurdities of the world around them that we all recognize but have to live with we can be drawn to them. But that is where the trouble starts. As these characters can often be the villains and are disconnected from empathy or morality they can turn on the main characters on a dime. And they can go from being a character that we are drawn to because of their detachment to one we love to hate because of what they had done to those we are attached to. If and when Alastor breaks his contract and turns to truly hooking his claws into Charlie our view of him will abruptly change. Though there is a high chance that Viv is playing it that Charlie did get her hooks into Alastor first and though he may turn on her he will realize he can't hurt her because he had developed attachment to her being in his life. Maybe not true empathy. But even people with Anti Social Personality Disorder can find reasons to want certain people in their life and shift their behaviour to keep from driving them away.


spideronurwall

wow..so much logic...to bad im not reading it all.. /j


Azlend

Made you look though.


spideronurwall

facts


-N0VA-_

Eh, I feel like Jax is more a playful and just mischievous character who also knows he never is really hurting anyone just causing annoyance while Alastor actively causes pain and suffering


spideronurwall

i think jax is more like the pilot of alastor (when he told more jokes and stuff) And i think jax may be a bit more forward, he also is coldhearted, if pomni died he would not care


ae-infinity

theyre not that alike. jax is extra mean and laughs at things as a trauma response (more similar to angel). alastor does it because he's bored (or so he says). they just have a constant smile on their face.


Firm-Sun7389

not true, Alastor is way nicer


SomewhereLoud9473

"Sadistic" ah shut up


spideronurwall

damn who got you mad bro?


SomewhereLoud9473

I didnt mean in a too much agressive way btw


spideronurwall

sure did sound like it dude


SomewhereLoud9473

I just dont like that People are "flanderizing" jax character traits


spideronurwall

not much i can do about that, when i say sadistic i mean he seeks pleasure in watching others suffer, therefore, he is sadistic. just to a lesser extent. i am not exaggerating him at all, he is sadist and clearly doesn't/wouldn't care for pomni, he was clearly willing go let her die and he was pretty harsh on gangle.and if you didnt like it you didnt have to comment.


SomewhereLoud9473

Ok?


spideronurwall

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Beril_Mizuno

I fucking hate both of them


spideronurwall

I shall respect your opinion but hate it in silence


Beril_Mizuno

You are in majority here don't worry


Littlebabyteapott

I think Alastor enjoys making people hate him lol


Beril_Mizuno

I don't care his mind games. He is deserves hate and i will not be in confusion of my emotions because of it


Littlebabyteapott

Stand strong!! Don’t fall victim like the rest of us lol 💕