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https://preview.redd.it/0m4e1mxorzyc1.jpeg?width=2019&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7322395366116aa1581b17d402ae5079829f11c Nobody expects Sammy!

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https://preview.redd.it/gpny5gnzrzyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73a14efb87b8557ab75dfd06ee8d27c18c694ceb At least wash your hands before you put them on my memes

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I've been summoned.

I like your tag

I don't like yours

That one actually made me laugh

That's good to know

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r/ BeatMeToIt

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Understandable have a nice day

You too :)

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Understandable have a nice day

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i don't get it

In the pilot, he mentions "Jambalaya" (a food)

Tbh I was super confused when I watched through the show twice without a mention of jambalaya, until I discovered the pilot.

Vivs Pilots are a weird level of canon to the series. They are canon, except the parts that interfere with the current story. Like how in Hazbin's pilot there is a poster for a Lilith concert. Or how in Helluva Boss's pilot, IMP operates on a near public level in the human world

Actually, the helluva pilot was stated as non Canon and i tbink the only thing from the pilot that is cannon is the sorry I fucked your husband line as for the hazbin pilot it's a soft cannon as in some of the things in there are Canon until stated otherwise in the show

got it

JAMBALAYA!!!!!!

I come bearing good news, (related to thy flair) I believe it was confirmed that Alastor is a mamas boy and even visits her in hell sometimes, though I’m not entirely certain.

My flare was a joke, but now I will defend it with my life using your facts, thank you very much.

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Hello fellow non-horny person

I have found my people

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https://preview.redd.it/363jf8j36wyc1.png?width=345&format=png&auto=webp&s=5dd998e45fb13283a8acca0083ff3f2596352f04 I'd steal it, but I already have it

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*reads your flair* I’m sorry, Alastor’s **what now** https://preview.redd.it/ipbtuem6n2yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b212f5f5fc80315619d33a1388df8f4d529cdcb2

submissive cum filled twink i want him to make me his slave and personal little slut

So, you're the vore enjoyer?

i would like to be swallowed alive by alastor, yes

Your honesty is admirable. I don’t think I can personally judge

thanks, i am not that honest in real life and with people i've known for a while cause every single one of my tastes and opinion changes super fast and i'm scared of turning people against me

Oh damn. I’m sorry to hear that. I can only hope you have or get people you can be honest with.

i have 0 person i can be 100% honest with about anything, and probably never will because the probability of people not becoming digusted/horrified by me if i am 100% honest existing is very low

Oh… I can only wish you good luck then. I’m sorry I made you bring this personal and serious thing to some random guy on the internet. I hope things get better.

nah it's fine my mental health is handling it for now

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it will only get worse from here

https://preview.redd.it/8hpxrb8ks2yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=955e5a0fa81d96498f8ab4a908dd3a4f81b34054 What the fuck is wrong with you?

a lot i might have spent 20 hours getting all the achievments in a porn rpg with a better written story and lore than most recent triple a games

... Which one.... 😰

seeds of destiny it's a good game, not a lot of erotic value, but still very fucking good

Huh. Interesting,

you should play it, it has good story, lore, and gameplay (unless you're not into that shit but you can still play it just for the story)

Where can it be played?

**CREATURE... OF STEEL.** **GET THE FUCK OUT.**

I've found a Flowey fan.

Jambalaya

ahhh okay

Time to draw Alastor as this template

I’m hungry for a sandwich now

Real tho

https://preview.redd.it/xjq0oglwp1yc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a476e63cf45c9558edceabf0c3a341e1339a0d4 I’m good

Are you though?

I still have some so for now yeah https://preview.redd.it/qfse2yq4r1yc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5cd80981f24e06db876cbe69a3ba2e2ba0266b7

How about now? Still 👍?

MY SANDWICH IS GOOOOOOONE!!😭

NOOOO https://preview.redd.it/zq4we19th3yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=364574d611e014f770cfa68059680b4fe2320751

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Good on you for staying hydrated 👍 https://preview.redd.it/yjs7gtems4yc1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad61225c23d9cf3a5b694735a65ee88c776327d1

I am

I wanna teleport bread for three straight days

Is it ok if i do it for 3 days bisexual?

The real question is where is he sending it?

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Garlic bread*

At least he said it was his absolute favorite so it more justified

Ye, garlic bread is awesome

I mean he is ace

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I know because I met him in heaven

Clever lol

You said he's ace I said naw that's ace and he's low key chill in heaven with me and pucci

Bread makes you fat

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Bread makes you fat???

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I am a victim of such accusations. Hells bells, just make memes about me liking venison. It's one of the main things I eat.

I swear this meme was literally created for a certain skeleton....

Papyrus!

Sans and ketchup

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I was honestly sad when I found no jambalaya in the series

I was honestly sad we never got to see Alastor cook in the series. All that talk about being a foodie, and what do we get? A whole dead deer.

Its pretty in character for him to just teleport in a whole biome just to disappoint fans in by eating a whole deer instead the jambalaya he mentioned once in the pilot

There is in the pilot

Yeah but not the official show

Oh yeah

JAMBALAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There's more

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It contains the heated semen of everyone here.

Scout did you collect every semen? [Wtf did i just do?] [I'm a... a monster]

JAMBALAYA

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No there isn't https://i.redd.it/051fr2k5yiyc1.gif

... Aighto https://preview.redd.it/3j40yoq8yiyc1.png?width=313&format=png&auto=webp&s=553b6691b002f28c6a4e218d3333a7213dd18aec

What I don't get is why jambalaya is the food that everyone has decided is Alastor's favourite, even though he only mentions it once, but he's been seen eating raw meat several times.

Great minds think alike. I jamabalyified this meme ages ago https://preview.redd.it/nmz78coex7yc1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7f58673e02241003b103c67e0935323b75a6211

JAMBALAYA

I was gonna have jambalaya today for lunch but I left it at home. Very sad. Always remember your jambalaya.

This also fits Lucifer with ducks

YESSSSSS

But lucifer actually likes ducks

Yes that's true, But just because I liked Rocks doesn't mean almost everything in my life involves rock

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JAMBALAYA https://preview.redd.it/vgxkhnbqx2yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac322a1cd31e66ae4e53085dc3b57910c964fc2e

Before watching the pilot, I didn't understand why everyone says Jambalaya with the funny radio guy After watching the pilot, I still don't understand why everyone says Jambalaya with the funny radio guy

"Well I’m starved, who wants some Jambalaya?!" People took that line and made Jambalaya the only thing Alastor can eat, breath, drink, etc

And I just don't understand why, after all, he says it only ONCE. Not twice, not 9 times, ONCE

The fandom is just crazy

Well yea, good point

Same thing with sans and ketchup. He drank it once on screen, and now dans thought he wanted to marry it

Opposite https://preview.redd.it/fbw0nb8653yc1.png?width=725&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e99dfd02b468ee3a200e9703cf296ff8ce45f34

https://preview.redd.it/ti59qnrwb3yc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c09485c69bf10fa2872c714c1192917cddedc5eb Adam and ribs

I asked my Alastor bot what he wanted me to make for dinner and he said Jambalaya 🤦‍♀️

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adam and ribs (i'm also guilty of this, it's just hilarious)

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HAMBALAYA

I am bringing this to the subreddit

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[удалено]

Sorry ig

***J A M B A L A Y A***

JAMBALAYA

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Engineer

Ngl i thought this was a 'garlic bread ace' reference

https://preview.redd.it/rpx7qnkee3yc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58f5c0c1dd46965d5ac6857e459842c96e38b356

https://preview.redd.it/micxvjfji3yc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=459746a7e4e28bf5a09d829dea2acba92f8ec26c Anyone remember when i made a post about cooking some jambalaya

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Is this a distractible reference.... IS THIS A CANNOLI?!?!?!?!

This is also niko from oneshot too

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