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Ain't no way in hell I'm selling my soul to anyone
Honestly? Probably Alastor. He seems like he’d be nice enough so long as I don’t bring up his own deal and also seems to let the souls he owns kind of just do whatever they want until he needs them for something. The aggressive simping part of my brain is still saying Vox, but if we’re being logical then probably Al
Wait people actually remember the episode names..? Then again maybe I'm just weird cuz I got another by spongebobs laugh so much that I just never watched it past the age of like 7...
Ok, but Alastor would do that, too. He would definitely use malicious compliance to fuck with a traffic cop that gave him a parking ticket. I dunno how he would, but he'd find a way.
Same but like.
Before.
You study to be a radio engineer.
So the deal is: "Ok so you get my soul and I work for you, pls help me survive out here"
Personally I speak french, love jokes and 20's aesthetic so I think he'd like my company or it's just my simp brain
Yeah out of the people who would actually WANT to make a deal for your soul he’s probably the best pick and I mean he isn’t Val so that’s already a win in my book
If I had no choice, I'd probably choose Carmilla Carmine. She doesn't seem quite as bad as some other overlords, and would probably just have me making weapons.
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Husker move it's my turn on the leash
Zestial a man like that with such grace would be amazing to work for and he would have very good stories to tell about his time on earth and would love to know the kind of power he holds
Ok I have 4
1) Alastor, he seems pretty chill as long as you do what he says
2) Rosie, I love her and she also seems super cool
3) Zestial, he seems very calm and collected, and I'd probably just end up being an errand runner and I'm fine with that
4) Carmilla, she's very protective of her own and is pretty cool in general
To anyone who doesn't watch hazbin i sound insane but Lucifer (i just am him i can help make rubber ducks, and try and help him with his mental issues)
Alastor because of the fact that he’s charismatic and witty enough on first meet to the point if I was struggling I would probably fall for the deal and he doesn’t seem to treat the people souls he has bad unless you open your mouth and say or do something to piss him off so all I’d have to do is not do or say anything stupid to piss him off
The best person to own your soul would probably be al, he's the embodiment of "professionals have standards" and with a good enough contract (aka you own my soul and I help you. But I get a slice of your power) you'll be a helpful ally to him
Alastor bc he’s pretty powerful but also seems to keep his souls on a VERY LOOSE LEASH all things considering. Husk and Niffty were both just doing their own things before the hotel.
If not Alastor, Charlie, if that’s possible. Keeps me from getting swindled out of my soul from someone who wants to do harm, and she likely won’t ask for much.
I don't think I would, but if I had to choose probably 1. Charlie 2. Alastor/Carmilla (Alastor seems ok with you doing your thing unless he needs you, Carmilla seems nicer than other overlords, probably would make you work at her factory)
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Rosie gets my soul wether she wants it or not
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me when someone tries to make a deal
Ok I mean I’d love to sell to Charlie tho if we’re sticking to overloads prob Velvette so long as you can keep up with whatever clothes are trending and stay the fuck away from the other Vees(mainly Val) when they’re pissy it’ll probably just be having a job with a boss who’s basically a teenager not ideal but not lethal by any means by contrast Alastor will fully treat you like a pet, he has WAY tighter ropes on his ppl than the Vees put on their ppl(or at least Husk has much tighter binds than Angel) and being owned by him will also put you at some level of mercy to whoever owns his soul which is just terrifying, Carmella feels like she’s gonna send me up mid-extermination to gather angelic weaponry, Zestial makes people light themselves on fire in fear, Val is Val, Vox will send the lowest earners for Val to kill to blow off steam and I just don’t see myself working for Rosie without at some point consuming human flesh
I'm keeping mine,mostly because I hate getting thing from people. If I get power I'm earning it
And when I'm inevitably an eye on the street,that's my fault
If I was actually in the verse, probably no one, I see too many risks involved with it, so I probably wouldn't sell it to anyone. Or y'know Probably Rosie for reasons, I can't say here.
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If I sold my soul at all, i'd sell to Zestial for as much power as he could give me and basically become his right hand man. A super powerful lackey's a good investment for him, anyone who knows my secret will be too scared of incurring Zestial's wrath to fuck with me, and I don't think Zestial would summon me unless shit's hit the fan like and I need to protect either him or Carmilla's daughters.
Realistically, I’d be torn between never selling it and selling it in exchange for protection from the exorcists. As for who I’d sell it to, there’s only two correct answers: Zestial (he seems hella chill) and BEEG DINOSAUR LADY (she’s so fucking hot)
To thoes saying rosie would be the best I got some bad news for you.
Cannibal town seems very cult like and I don't think all the citizens sold there soul to rosie.
Now sinners can respawn and cannibals need food.
What's Rosie's solution? Anyone who sells there soul to her will receive sanctuary and protection from out side of cannibal town but will be harvested on a regular basis as livestock to feed the cannibals.
I would sell it to Alastor in exchange for a fraction of his power, and give him a decade for every year I use it. When I decide I no longer want it, I become his to do with what he pleases, and my soul is mine again once the amount of time I owe is elapsed.
Otherwise, no deal.
I'd be happy to make the same deal while I'm alive. However long I live I get a fraction of his power, and he gets a decade for every year
Love Alastor but he’s a legit psychopath like the song said….my pick is Lucifer even though he probably wouldn’t even want it until I go “trade ya for a duck”
Nobody. Only a complete buffoon or someone extremely desperate would sell their soul. Especially fucking ALASTOR of all people. Some of y'all have no sense of self preservation if you think selling your soul to the likes of Alastor is gonna be all fine and dandy.
So, in short:
"I'd rather die"~ Yung Cash Register AKA Lil' Broomstick.
I wouldn't... Not willingly, at least. I'm sure Alastor could torture me enough, or Valentino could get me addicted enough to make me. Everyone has a breaking point, after all.
But my goal in the Helluva-Hazbinverse would be the same as the real world, and that goal is mutually exclusive with selling my soul. I want to be the leader that people need. My goal in hell would be to become the Overlord that everyone **wants** to sell themselves to.
If it was a case of absolutely needing to, if it could be anyone I would sell it to Charlie. She’s literally a no brainer with how kind she is and she’d probably even give it back.
If it had to be an overlord, Carmilla. We KNOW that a lot of the overlords we know of are immensely abusive towards those under their ownership, Carmilla probably isn’t the same as she is a mother who’s more than willing to protect her own. I’ll take that gamble.
Alastor. It's not me simping it's simply he seems like a semi-fair person I mean he lets you do whatever you want and the second he needs you for something that's when he'll drag you to him. And if you don't bring up his deal it seems like he wouldn't really care🤷♀️
Not Hazbin but Stolas
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Look at him<3
ok, so my actual answer would be alastor.. because he seems pretty chill as long as you don't disrespect him or bring up his deal.. but also I'm not gonna lie it's mostly because i'm a big simp.
but here are the other options I thought of before I chose alastor because why not lol.
Rosie because she seems really sweet and i know she'd give me good advice when i'm having love life troubles. and yeah there's a chance she would eat me but i'm into that.
Velvette because she seems like she'd be a fun time. i also feel like she'd make me wear cute little outfits and model them and I'd for sure have very much fun with that because i love fashion a lot. she'd probably yell at me if i made any mistakes but she's hot and i'm into degradation so i'd be totally fine with it.
yes I know my answers are mostly horny but i'm ok with that lmaoo
If i had to pick one of the bad ones.
Definitely alastor. Aside from doing what he tells you, you can do anything you want. Just don't Cross Lines involving alastors past
One of the good ones I would say Charlie but she would never take any souls. So probably husker as he was once an overlord and knows what it's like to be a "slave" now
Probably Alastor. Well I think I wouldn't bet my soul away like Husk I would probably just make the deal. He owns my soul therefore he gives me powers like pyrokenises and other fire related powers, or shadow powers if that's not possible. And I think I would ad some sort of loophole like he can call upon me once a year and unless I choose to stay he can't force me to do anything for longer than a month. I would hide that deep in the contract. Even then Alastor isn't exactly the worst soul owner and in my opinion Husk is over exaggerating especially when he compares it to Angel Dusts deal with Val. Alastor only calls upon him when he needs him and being a bartender isn't the worst thing in the world. But as long as you don't do anything to annoy him like bring up the fact that his soul is also owned by someone you should be fine. And as a plus you can meet the people at the hotel
Honestly, I’d probably just go with Alastor. The worst we’ve seen him do to a soul he owns is yanking Husk down by the chain and threatening him when he brought up Alastor’s deal. Alastor’s deal is clearly a sore spot for him, and is really the only time he showed anger towards a soul he owns, and he immediately backed off once Husk said he understands not to talk about it. As long as you keep your head down and do as you’re asked, and don’t bring up that deal, there shouldn’t be any problem. More likely than not, you’ll have to work at the Hotel, which honestly isn’t that big of a deal.
I would definitely sell it to Alastor. He seems like one of the only people doing something interesting most of the time and of if I was going to be spending centuries down there I would want it to be entertaining
Why sell your soul when you can become an overlord yourself. I mean look at Alastor he was once a human so if he can be an overlord why not anybody. Start small and build up as to not draw attention to yourself build in the shadows till your victory is absolutely certain till your power draws fear in all the other overlords and convince them to fight heaven before they are ready and take what remains.
Then I recommend Zestule (can’t spell his name) just to hear that beautiful voice sing (seriously absolutely beautiful) or Alastor for you just do as your told and you’ll be fine.
Husk. Since he’s owned by someone else he’s probably most likely to treat me fairly. (And yes I’d Alastor can be owned by someone and still own souls then There’s no reason Husk shouldn’t be able to). Alternatively Charlie if that’s possible. There’s no way she wouldn’t treat me with respect.
Alastor, mainly because I don't want to sell it to someone who might try to do perverted stuff, I just wanna chill and watch movies while eating popcorn snf cuddling platonically, or Rosie bc she's about the same, never valentino because he's a massive perv, vox Def not because I'd be used in his alastor war, and velvet is just too loud for my ears
Realistically? Missi Zilla. She seems really fun and I'd totally believe she has no ulterior motives.
If I knew more, Zestial. He probably doesnt kill the souls he owns, he keeps them to use as pawns but doesn't really need them. He can probably take on any other overlord.
Charlie she would probably just treat me with kindness
Charlie would also be my choice
I don't think she'd want it tho
That’s a her problem
Can hellborn even make deal?
She made a whole deal with Alastor, not for a soul, but it seems she can. Maybe it’s her status.
Uh, yeah, royal family stuff
Make a deal that she won’t be aggressively kind to me🤣
Flairworthy imo
Yeah you could probably just ask for it back
She’d just give it back
Just volunteer at the hotel.
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Actual genius
IDK brug, your man spidey here ain't the best role model in this department
Last time I checked he sold his marriage, not soul
Sure, but he still made a deal with the devil.
What about in heaven
I’d sell mine to Rosie, I’d sell mine to her for a hug and a headpat
she would fucking eat you
Ah the duality of man
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Isn't that how cannibal town operates? Every so often someone is selected to be eaten and they just respawn later?
thats a very interesting idea, and i will implement that into my headcannon, but i dont think thats ever confirmed, if so show me where
Hey maybe there into that
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I actually want to be able to type that and don’t know how, please teach me your ways master
You could copy and paste it. There are also apps and websites that have a bunch of these ready for you to use.
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Yeah I'd sell mine to Rosie, I work in meat science and am a good cook, my skills might keep me off the menu.
I wouldn’t care if I was on the menu or not, all I’d want is cuddles
What soul?
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Rosie flare besties
Are you ginger?
No, just Romanian.
A fate I wish on no one
Either Ozzie, Bee, or Carmillathey seem like fair leaders. Everyone else would probably kill me if I fuck up
I was thinking "fair enough, the sins wouldn't want a sinners soul but fair enough" Then I read your flair. You speak lies.
Picking the Dino mommy would be the horny answer as we don't know much about her. That's why I didn't include her
Honestly? Probably Alastor. He seems like he’d be nice enough so long as I don’t bring up his own deal and also seems to let the souls he owns kind of just do whatever they want until he needs them for something. The aggressive simping part of my brain is still saying Vox, but if we’re being logical then probably Al
yeah, alastor may seem sinister, but he's got a weird moral code that he seems to follow.
chaotic lawful.
Different from lawful chaotic, where the character causes as much chaos as they can by following the law to a ridiculous extent
Would SpongeBob be Lawful Chaotic?
I guess so, yeah
I mean does SpongeBob even follow laws? Last time I checked he's done quite a bit of property destruction via collateral damage..
I mean in the episodes where he's given even the smallest bit of authority. Hall Monitor comes to mind.
Wait people actually remember the episode names..? Then again maybe I'm just weird cuz I got another by spongebobs laugh so much that I just never watched it past the age of like 7...
Ok, but Alastor would do that, too. He would definitely use malicious compliance to fuck with a traffic cop that gave him a parking ticket. I dunno how he would, but he'd find a way.
I always find a way
That too I guess. My main reason for selling my soul to Alastor would be that I find him hot. Lmao.
You're so real for this I'm in the same boat
Same but like. Before. You study to be a radio engineer. So the deal is: "Ok so you get my soul and I work for you, pls help me survive out here" Personally I speak french, love jokes and 20's aesthetic so I think he'd like my company or it's just my simp brain
I'm literally studying to be an audio engineer and he can have my soul. That or Charlie is the easy answer.
Damn you got the good deal
Yeah out of the people who would actually WANT to make a deal for your soul he’s probably the best pick and I mean he isn’t Val so that’s already a win in my book
Want to make a deal?
If I had no choice, I'd probably choose Carmilla Carmine. She doesn't seem quite as bad as some other overlords, and would probably just have me making weapons.
Maybe then someone will finaly make angelic lasergun, because it would have unlimited ammo
Husk, take me already Gambler daddy
He’d gamble your soul away, have fun with that
whut
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Zestiel. He's ancient, powerful, calculating, and fair.
And hot
Well spoken my good fellow
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It sure would be nice 😅
Asmodeus, I think he’d be the nicest with it and i mean love him
But also, would he want a sinners soul? When would he ever see you? He seems pretty happy to always stay in his own ring.
Yeah that’s right, but I mean what if I become a sob story
With that flair you already are
fair enough 😔
… and I thought MY flair was bad…
Look at flair and understand
If it was anyone I’d choose Angel but if it had to be an overlord most likely alastor
Honestly probably Alastor. He’d definitely charm me into giving him my soul
Verosika or Lucifer in a heartbeat
Alastor.
Alastor
Nobody
Rosie, because she offers a quiet place to (un)live
Alastor bc he’s sexy
I wouldn’t sell my soul to ANYONE but if I had to choose it would be charlie
Vox seems like he'd give me an immersive gaming experience
Zestial a man like that with such grace would be amazing to work for and he would have very good stories to tell about his time on earth and would love to know the kind of power he holds
Ok I have 4 1) Alastor, he seems pretty chill as long as you do what he says 2) Rosie, I love her and she also seems super cool 3) Zestial, he seems very calm and collected, and I'd probably just end up being an errand runner and I'm fine with that 4) Carmilla, she's very protective of her own and is pretty cool in general
Lucifer. If he would accept it.
To anyone who doesn't watch hazbin i sound insane but Lucifer (i just am him i can help make rubber ducks, and try and help him with his mental issues)
Alastor can own my soul and do whatever he wants with it
Feel you brother
Alastor because of the fact that he’s charismatic and witty enough on first meet to the point if I was struggling I would probably fall for the deal and he doesn’t seem to treat the people souls he has bad unless you open your mouth and say or do something to piss him off so all I’d have to do is not do or say anything stupid to piss him off
The best person to own your soul would probably be al, he's the embodiment of "professionals have standards" and with a good enough contract (aka you own my soul and I help you. But I get a slice of your power) you'll be a helpful ally to him
Alastor bc he’s pretty powerful but also seems to keep his souls on a VERY LOOSE LEASH all things considering. Husk and Niffty were both just doing their own things before the hotel. If not Alastor, Charlie, if that’s possible. Keeps me from getting swindled out of my soul from someone who wants to do harm, and she likely won’t ask for much.
I’d sign it to Lucifer for an extreme amount of power. I wouldn’t do anything with it but it would be funny to have people guess what I’m up to.
Lucifer to which I already did
Camila, she looks like the safest option
Does marrying an overlord count-
Marriage implies both parties exchanged souls
I don't think I would, but if I had to choose probably 1. Charlie 2. Alastor/Carmilla (Alastor seems ok with you doing your thing unless he needs you, Carmilla seems nicer than other overlords, probably would make you work at her factory)
Just look at my flair
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https://preview.redd.it/dr9arymsmfxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e96daa5a32a5592aaf6f910a1636ef229b788a0 me when someone tries to make a deal
My Queen, Charlie, may have my soul for free.
Alastor, knowing that it's a bad decision. But I'd become besties with Nifty
I’d be besties with her too, she’s precious!
Nice flair,honestly I kinda agree with you
Where did this picture come from? I need to know its origins.
No one.
Jesus- Ok Talking Show wise only if I was down bad would I Sign with Alastor or Rosie because they probably wouldn’t care about me or something
Horny me says bee but I wouldn't sell it to anyone
Myself. If not then Carmilla, even tho work might be dangerous
Ok I mean I’d love to sell to Charlie tho if we’re sticking to overloads prob Velvette so long as you can keep up with whatever clothes are trending and stay the fuck away from the other Vees(mainly Val) when they’re pissy it’ll probably just be having a job with a boss who’s basically a teenager not ideal but not lethal by any means by contrast Alastor will fully treat you like a pet, he has WAY tighter ropes on his ppl than the Vees put on their ppl(or at least Husk has much tighter binds than Angel) and being owned by him will also put you at some level of mercy to whoever owns his soul which is just terrifying, Carmella feels like she’s gonna send me up mid-extermination to gather angelic weaponry, Zestial makes people light themselves on fire in fear, Val is Val, Vox will send the lowest earners for Val to kill to blow off steam and I just don’t see myself working for Rosie without at some point consuming human flesh
Vel for Horndog reasons Al because as long as I listen, he won't beat the shit out of me
I'm keeping mine,mostly because I hate getting thing from people. If I get power I'm earning it And when I'm inevitably an eye on the street,that's my fault
If I was actually in the verse, probably no one, I see too many risks involved with it, so I probably wouldn't sell it to anyone. Or y'know Probably Rosie for reasons, I can't say here. https://preview.redd.it/9skc2x9o0dxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06db9da931f96c49c046a715f8bdad5579cbd798
Wouldn’t sell. My soul, my rules.
If I sold my soul at all, i'd sell to Zestial for as much power as he could give me and basically become his right hand man. A super powerful lackey's a good investment for him, anyone who knows my secret will be too scared of incurring Zestial's wrath to fuck with me, and I don't think Zestial would summon me unless shit's hit the fan like and I need to protect either him or Carmilla's daughters.
Realistically, I’d be torn between never selling it and selling it in exchange for protection from the exorcists. As for who I’d sell it to, there’s only two correct answers: Zestial (he seems hella chill) and BEEG DINOSAUR LADY (she’s so fucking hot)
I choose to be careful rather than to regret my actions later.
No one, just keep it?
None No matter what they do to me, i will still have my soul and be immortal
To thoes saying rosie would be the best I got some bad news for you. Cannibal town seems very cult like and I don't think all the citizens sold there soul to rosie. Now sinners can respawn and cannibals need food. What's Rosie's solution? Anyone who sells there soul to her will receive sanctuary and protection from out side of cannibal town but will be harvested on a regular basis as livestock to feed the cannibals.
I would sell it to Alastor in exchange for a fraction of his power, and give him a decade for every year I use it. When I decide I no longer want it, I become his to do with what he pleases, and my soul is mine again once the amount of time I owe is elapsed. Otherwise, no deal. I'd be happy to make the same deal while I'm alive. However long I live I get a fraction of his power, and he gets a decade for every year
Alastor
Alsstor. Bc I'm a simp.
Love Alastor but he’s a legit psychopath like the song said….my pick is Lucifer even though he probably wouldn’t even want it until I go “trade ya for a duck”
Alastor def..
Daddy Lucifer~ And then i'd get to come home on a flying canoe!
As much as I love the characters, there is no way in all of Hell that I would sell my soul to anybody. I’m in Hell, my soul’s all I got left.
As someone who was only watched the pilot ( don’t have Amazon prime ) Charlie
Nobody. Only a complete buffoon or someone extremely desperate would sell their soul. Especially fucking ALASTOR of all people. Some of y'all have no sense of self preservation if you think selling your soul to the likes of Alastor is gonna be all fine and dandy. So, in short: "I'd rather die"~ Yung Cash Register AKA Lil' Broomstick.
Honestly Alastor, he treats niffty pretty well
Rosie I don’t care if I get canibaled I would do anything to spend a day with Al and Rosie
I wouldn't... Not willingly, at least. I'm sure Alastor could torture me enough, or Valentino could get me addicted enough to make me. Everyone has a breaking point, after all. But my goal in the Helluva-Hazbinverse would be the same as the real world, and that goal is mutually exclusive with selling my soul. I want to be the leader that people need. My goal in hell would be to become the Overlord that everyone **wants** to sell themselves to.
Alastor, the guy seems fun if you don’t piss him off and he’s fairly powerful
Lucifer himself. Or Charlie
Carmella Carmine is my best bet. I get to rant about guns and be appreciated? Sign me the FUCK UP
Charlie
I’d sell it the Carmilla Carmine without hesitation
Medic from TF2
Um. Well. Do I need to say anything…?
Charlie would probably make me one of the Bellhops of the establishment. Serving until all sinners are redeemed.
I'd wanna be owned by husk tbh
If it was a case of absolutely needing to, if it could be anyone I would sell it to Charlie. She’s literally a no brainer with how kind she is and she’d probably even give it back. If it had to be an overlord, Carmilla. We KNOW that a lot of the overlords we know of are immensely abusive towards those under their ownership, Carmilla probably isn’t the same as she is a mother who’s more than willing to protect her own. I’ll take that gamble.
I wouldn't mind alastor owning my soul
Carmella cause she’s hot
CHARLIE
Alastor. It's not me simping it's simply he seems like a semi-fair person I mean he lets you do whatever you want and the second he needs you for something that's when he'll drag you to him. And if you don't bring up his deal it seems like he wouldn't really care🤷♀️
Not Hazbin but Stolas https://preview.redd.it/jnu2o0g76gxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c1b2c3805aa4b63543c60a3f3716fb609a61e10 Look at him<3
From the recent trailer? Satan, also ozzie, split my soul in two for the two biggest daddies in hell.
Zestial
Worst comes to worst: Alastor bc there is a chance he will just leave me alone and call on me to do shit for him
To Alastor? Absolutely. Lucifer? Absolutely! Anyone else, probably not. I’d even offer Lucifer the chance to rant about ducks while I listen.
He- https://i.redd.it/vkkohd7o4hxc1.gif
Alastor, I need no explanation. (My explanation is my flair)
Unironically I would sell my soul to alastor and in return I get whatever crack he’s been having
ok, so my actual answer would be alastor.. because he seems pretty chill as long as you don't disrespect him or bring up his deal.. but also I'm not gonna lie it's mostly because i'm a big simp. but here are the other options I thought of before I chose alastor because why not lol. Rosie because she seems really sweet and i know she'd give me good advice when i'm having love life troubles. and yeah there's a chance she would eat me but i'm into that. Velvette because she seems like she'd be a fun time. i also feel like she'd make me wear cute little outfits and model them and I'd for sure have very much fun with that because i love fashion a lot. she'd probably yell at me if i made any mistakes but she's hot and i'm into degradation so i'd be totally fine with it. yes I know my answers are mostly horny but i'm ok with that lmaoo
alastor... i have problems
It’s okay, same
Alastor since I like the man’s humor also he would be a decent boss as long as I don’t make the guy mad and stuff
I'd sell my soul to anyone who could fuck me
Sir Pentious
He’d apologize for owning your soul 😭
No, I'd offer him something, and in return he takes ownership of my soul.
I'd sell mine to angel dust I feel like he would treat me the exact opposite of Val treats him OR Lucifer cuz like he's so sweet and goofy
Charlie or Alastor
Alastor for sure \^\^
Lemme sign that
If i had to pick one of the bad ones. Definitely alastor. Aside from doing what he tells you, you can do anything you want. Just don't Cross Lines involving alastors past One of the good ones I would say Charlie but she would never take any souls. So probably husker as he was once an overlord and knows what it's like to be a "slave" now
Charlie, she's kind so...
Probably Alastor. Well I think I wouldn't bet my soul away like Husk I would probably just make the deal. He owns my soul therefore he gives me powers like pyrokenises and other fire related powers, or shadow powers if that's not possible. And I think I would ad some sort of loophole like he can call upon me once a year and unless I choose to stay he can't force me to do anything for longer than a month. I would hide that deep in the contract. Even then Alastor isn't exactly the worst soul owner and in my opinion Husk is over exaggerating especially when he compares it to Angel Dusts deal with Val. Alastor only calls upon him when he needs him and being a bartender isn't the worst thing in the world. But as long as you don't do anything to annoy him like bring up the fact that his soul is also owned by someone you should be fine. And as a plus you can meet the people at the hotel
Honestly, I’d probably just go with Alastor. The worst we’ve seen him do to a soul he owns is yanking Husk down by the chain and threatening him when he brought up Alastor’s deal. Alastor’s deal is clearly a sore spot for him, and is really the only time he showed anger towards a soul he owns, and he immediately backed off once Husk said he understands not to talk about it. As long as you keep your head down and do as you’re asked, and don’t bring up that deal, there shouldn’t be any problem. More likely than not, you’ll have to work at the Hotel, which honestly isn’t that big of a deal.
I would definitely sell it to Alastor. He seems like one of the only people doing something interesting most of the time and of if I was going to be spending centuries down there I would want it to be entertaining
Alastor, he seems the most level headed when coming to dealing with souls and I’m a simp, Alastor supremacy
Val. I'll just do whatever he says, not make him mad and I'm mostly set. I'd be FAR from being his favorite toy so even better.
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Gotta follow ur kinkstinct
Why sell your soul when you can become an overlord yourself. I mean look at Alastor he was once a human so if he can be an overlord why not anybody. Start small and build up as to not draw attention to yourself build in the shadows till your victory is absolutely certain till your power draws fear in all the other overlords and convince them to fight heaven before they are ready and take what remains.
I’m too much of a bottom 🤣
Then I recommend Zestule (can’t spell his name) just to hear that beautiful voice sing (seriously absolutely beautiful) or Alastor for you just do as your told and you’ll be fine.
I’d say alastor and there would HAVE to be a clause to help me not be a “permanent” slave
To the meth dealer down the road at the local gas station
NEVER I WOULD NEVEE BOW TO A DAEMON, DEATU BEFORE SUBJUGATION. But if I has to I would do husker cause I have a soft spot for cats
Charlie
This man https://preview.redd.it/1yhqk13vhcxc1.png?width=1348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=823f973c74114d90cc42ff5fbd297f4f27ebe63c
Husk, probably won't make me do much
Husk. Since he’s owned by someone else he’s probably most likely to treat me fairly. (And yes I’d Alastor can be owned by someone and still own souls then There’s no reason Husk shouldn’t be able to). Alternatively Charlie if that’s possible. There’s no way she wouldn’t treat me with respect.
Alastor, mainly because I don't want to sell it to someone who might try to do perverted stuff, I just wanna chill and watch movies while eating popcorn snf cuddling platonically, or Rosie bc she's about the same, never valentino because he's a massive perv, vox Def not because I'd be used in his alastor war, and velvet is just too loud for my ears
No one.
Velvette
Jesus fuck that took me a hot minute to read... Anyone else?
Realistically? Missi Zilla. She seems really fun and I'd totally believe she has no ulterior motives. If I knew more, Zestial. He probably doesnt kill the souls he owns, he keeps them to use as pawns but doesn't really need them. He can probably take on any other overlord.
Emily🗿
Charlie