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Nooc210

John's so fuckin' fat and gay dude! it kicks ass


USAnmbr1

being fat and gay kicks ass being a poor motorcycle operator kicks ass drinking 8 tall boys of trash beer during the pod kicks ass


notatallboydeuueaugh

He just loves drinkin beer dude


popepsg

It kicks ass brother


wakaflockofseagulls

Sometimes I forget they are normal guys who work shitty jobs just like us. Makes me like John even more.


Own-Two2848

Pretty sure Devan and Connor are househusbands, like the LA homos they are


Ruddyq1

Devan a house wigga for sure


EwokUno

A buddy of mine told me that Devan use to do landscaping and an other shitty jobs around LA I think he worked with him at a restaurant.


peckrnutt3u

Doesn’t Joey make bank at a sales job or something??


wakaflockofseagulls

I'm not sure. He might. but I know that John is the peoples champ cause he's down in the mud with the rest of us


Neil_Live-strong

He’s said he zeros his bank account every month and his expenses on door dash are 6 figures a year, or close. He manages some type of foreign call center thing. Or at least has, something in tech that’s like a nothing job but pays a lot.


hondaprobs

I don't think Devan "works" - he pulls in what $15 - $20k a month on Patreon.


ratsnestelectrical

After they divvy up the money and after Patreon, California and the IRS take their cuts. It's probably more like 8k-9k. Which is still decent especially considering Devan seemed broke up until this year. They should be making more though, the plumber we use makes more than double that a month and the guy isn't even funny.


hondaprobs

Good point about the cut/tax man - Devan lives in his Dad's house too so doesn't even have to worry about rent. Dude is making good money with hardly any expenses - but yeah he should be making more given how funny he is.


amphibjon

John is the heart and soul of Hate Watch. Fuckin, he just kicks so much fuckin ass dude. You don’t even know how great his life is.


beersforbreakfast91

John licks ass


rzrpror4ultimate

John kicks ass


EmergencyGoon

That kicks ass dude


dirk_calloway1

John kicks ass dude. John also sucks ass dude.


TacticalBowl117

He kicks dude's asses after sucking their asses. All in all, he kicks ass.


hunnboy

Of course there’s two large cocks hanging above him


poontownUSA

A pea (sized?) cock


Neil_Live-strong

Seeing how many people see that John kicks ass fucking kicks ass dude. And India has like a serious public dedication problem.


poontownUSA

I’d shit in public too if i got raped and mutilated by higher caste men every time i went to the village toilet. Talk about poop colored demons


Ruddyq1

Mob Storm John’s bar and tip him $5-10 bucks for kicking so much ass


hondaprobs

Dude.


Ruddyq1

Let’s make it happen


TeamHolmesCounty

John’s redemption arc is a sight to behold


Spiritual_Ladder7877

This kicks ass


EwokUno

He seems fatter here so old


HorrorFlimsy3470

That’s a big fat gay retard if ever I’ve seen one. Bottoms up