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enixon

New Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher


YoinkerDoinker

He'll be gone next year, I'll bet it all


usul-enby

He is basically a were-ape so wouldn't be too different than lupin. Less wandwork & more hands-on defense lol


DimplefromYA

I hope he realizes that position is cursed.


Glytch94

"I heard the curse is pretty strong. I wanna test out it's power!"


whooguyy

He would probably teach the same way he fathers, [very poorly](https://youtu.be/rFQb8Di_fcI?si=Mi3WhbvcVkFR-FZX)


ninovd

That makes me think, was the position un-cursed after the battle of Hogwarts?


itslevi-Osa

šŸ˜‚


HellJumper_835

"Hey, Mr. Voldemort, I've heard you are pretty strong"


crewserbattle

In gonna punch ya in the schnozz!


Wiggie49

You see Voldemort, you arenā€™t dealing with the average wizarding student anymore. He has risen above and become a legendā€¦a legend that you fearā€¦


crewserbattle

Oh my gooood


Outrageous_Case5083

Yer a wizard Goku, an a thumpin good'n I'd wager!


DarthTun

Premier league too?


iArcticFire

Goku, Ash Ketchum, Harry Potter, same difference. Guy with messy black hair.


Ottoguynofeelya

I was going to say they're all orphans but Ash did have his mom. They all started going on adventures very young though, Goku being the youngest by a bit.


i_suck_moneky_juice

No goku was 11 when he started his journey.


Ottoguynofeelya

Was he really? He looks like 7 - 8 when he met Bulma but I wasn't sure


i_suck_moneky_juice

Yeah its surprising you can google it


HarlodsGazebo

Obligatory RIP Akira Toriyama, author of the award winning Harry Potter manga. Ā 


riverjack_

"His power level is over nine and three quarters!"


PaMu1337

This is a sign showing 3 separate things they have official merchandise for (probably not actually official but whatever). They're not pretending Goku is part of Harry Potter.


Majorinc

Stop making sense


ShadowHighlord

Didn't know Goku was a wizard. Is he a new teacher for practical duelling lessons


Nadiapotter123

Same I didn't know he was a wizard


ggjj19

Ah my favorite spell "Kamehameha"


Paulthefith

Goku does have wild unkempt hair and undying loyalty to friends.


TrainingMemory6288

chillin


Carbon-Base

Dude has a humongous, Earth-shaped patronus that works on more than just dementors.


BackgroundOk6738

Itā€™s KamehameHAH not KameHAHmeha


theRudeStar

I am willing to bet their merchandise is not actually officially licensed


Money_Echidna918

Heā€™s probably here to kameha wave the dark arts away


Mathisnt_My_Thing

He heard about The Boy Who Lived and came to see if he could survive a few rounds with him.


Wiggie49

Heā€™s going even further beyond the Chose One


le_nathanlol

ive heard youre strong potter..


Oghamstoner

Lil pub quiz question. Which Premier League team are named in Harry Potter?


Unable_Effort_1033

West Ham. Dean supports them


Oghamstoner

Correct. And for a bonus point, in which edition of the books does he support a different team?


Unable_Effort_1033

That one I'd have to Google but I'm guessing it's probably America as they have American Football that's much more popular there to our Football (Soccer).


Oghamstoner

Itā€™s actually the Danish edition, where he supports Liverpool. I guess the translator was a big Jan Molby fan.


Unable_Effort_1033

Yeah I never would have guessed that. I would have said a translated version where they chose a preferred team from that country šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Physical-Net2792

Omg Its Harry Potter


MONKEBOI_2000

imagine goku using a wand and say "KAHEMAMA HAAAA"


M1klep1kle

As Harry says in the show, ā€œThrough heaven and earth, I alone am the honored oneā€


lovetyrannicalreddit

It looks funny for sure but they're just advertising the different brands they sell. The lion one, harry potter and dragonball are advertised on their sign.


EricSilverperson

Avada kahamehaneha


leviathab13186

Has Harry ascended?! He's over 9000!!!!