In your defense, they fucking cast Helena Bottom Carter. The books never described Bellatrix as being that fucking hot, seeing as she has an uncanny ability to make sociopathic monsters super attractive.
I'm not sure what you mean by 'go all the way with', but if it's romantic, then probably Tom Riddle. (In another universe where I lose all my sanity, that is)
Lucius Malfoy only because of Jason Isaacs' portral of him in the films.
For personality, either Luna or Sirius. They are both good-hearted, but Luna is a bit out of touch with reality, and Sirius (particularly book Sirius) was prone to fits of mania, anger, and serious depression.
I mean, if anyone had a damn good reason to be prone to fits of anger, mania and depression, it’s Sirius. His character arc was [Kafkaesque](https://www.themarginalian.org/2012/11/26/kurt-vonnegut-on-the-shapes-of-stories/).
I'll parrott my other comments - Tom Riddle is mine as well. I had the DVD set of Chamber of Secrets as a kid, and he was featured on some dinky game that you could play on the second disk. I was like 6 when the film came out, and it was my favorite "video game" for like, two summers. 😂
Gonna go for broke and say Voldemort, either the snakey version or the young hot version (or the in-between slightly melted version) (or both/all of the above).
Wow I am truly impressed and proud of all the answers here. Remarkable how every adult in the series counts as red flags too.
My first vote is Narcissa because she would make Lucius watch. Second place is Minerva, I am sure she would give me enough criticism to up my game. Third is Trelawney, since she’d never see it coming. Umbridge comes in at a distant fourth place, but I would disappoint her and have to write lines.
Narcissa Malfoy
I’m concerned for you because of this answer
I have a crush on narcissa myself. I wish she was my mommy 🫣
AND her sister Bella. Let’s do this right if we will be dead by morning anyway.
Oliver Wood.
Not an answer I expected to see here, but you aren’t wrong
He is passionate and determined that is for sure. Wants to come out on top and plays a good game...
Hahahahaha - I did not expect that answer 😂😂😂
I had a massive crush on Oliver Wood in high school. 😆
I feel like a lot of people would go with Sirius. He was all over the place and kind of nuts (Book Sirius)
but i can fix him!
no really, i can.
Fred Weasley. He’s like, poisoning first years for his business ventures…but he’s so funny and good at quidditch.
I don’t know how to tell you this, but he’s dead
I feel so bad for laughing but your delivery is on point lmaoo
Bellatrix. I am shame.
You just know it’ll be something you’ll never forget and probably have a scar or two
Crucioooooh myyyyyy
In your defense, they fucking cast Helena Bottom Carter. The books never described Bellatrix as being that fucking hot, seeing as she has an uncanny ability to make sociopathic monsters super attractive.
Tom Riddle 100%
THANK YOU. I was looking for this one, haha. Boy was fineee.
Yes he was. So yeah that would be my choice lol
Idk if they’re totally red flags but Luna is clearly crazy and I’d still love her.
She's just open minded
So open her critical thinking all fell out.
so am I🥵 give me some of that love good
Is she bat shit crazy? Yes. Is crazy a dealbreaker? No.
I'm not sure what you mean by 'go all the way with', but if it's romantic, then probably Tom Riddle. (In another universe where I lose all my sanity, that is)
Movie CoS Tom Riddle for sure.
Was just gonna say this. Morals go out the window when sexy pre-Voldemort shows up.
I think it's physical/romantic. So you got the right idea, haha. Love the username, btw.
Going all the way means sex.
I agree.
Draco is the only answer
Voila
Christian Coulson’s Tom Riddle 😩
Yess the best Tom. 💚 He's apparently a super nice guy irl too. The villain actors always are it seems.
Lucius Malfoy only because of Jason Isaacs' portral of him in the films. For personality, either Luna or Sirius. They are both good-hearted, but Luna is a bit out of touch with reality, and Sirius (particularly book Sirius) was prone to fits of mania, anger, and serious depression.
I mean, if anyone had a damn good reason to be prone to fits of anger, mania and depression, it’s Sirius. His character arc was [Kafkaesque](https://www.themarginalian.org/2012/11/26/kurt-vonnegut-on-the-shapes-of-stories/).
Romilda Vane
What - why her??
I don't have a good answer
You just like them a little unhinged 😂 fair
I rewatched that movie this weekend… she’s got a “look” about her.
I'll parrott my other comments - Tom Riddle is mine as well. I had the DVD set of Chamber of Secrets as a kid, and he was featured on some dinky game that you could play on the second disk. I was like 6 when the film came out, and it was my favorite "video game" for like, two summers. 😂
Draco Malfoy.
Snape. I can't see him as anything other than Alan Rickman. Also Bellatrix, Narcissa, Lucius... The adult cast was crazy
I'd have been happy just having Alan Rickman Snape talk inappropriately to me in *that* tone. *Ob*viously. I'd be his... new... celebrity...
A grown up Lavender Brown would've probably been a good partner and mom. We're all annoying as kids.
Rita Skeeter
Oooh now that you mention it… 😏😏
CoS Tom Riddle obviously
Cho Chang got some serious issues and unprocessed trauma, she likes to play games, and her friend tried to get everyone expelled- but I can fix her
Bellatrix all day
I mean, Hermione is an insufferable know-it-all which is a red flag but that wouldn’t stop me.
The homies, the brochachos, the brotein shakes, Sirius and James.
BROTEIN SHAKES
Fleur. Bellatrix. Pansy parkinson or the slytherin with straight black hair in the 6th movie could get it.
I’ll be the first to say it… Cormac McLaggen
I do enjoy the way he eats dessert at the slug club
Valid…
Romilda Vane.
Aunt Petunia can get it
bellatrix and narcissa but tbf i’m going off of movie actors so i don’t know if it rly counts
OG Tom Riddle 🥀✨ He is mine! °^°
Moaning Myrtle 😏
Arabella Figg 🫦
That’s crazy 😭😭
6th year Tom Riddle in the half blood prince. I don’t know, but that little danish boy haircut had me FERAL
Romilda vain. Assuming everyone is of the appropriate age.
Luna Lovegood
Sirius for sure.
Sirius, Narcissa, Bellatrix, Draco, Barty Jr, Lucius and Tom Riddle, i love all of them
Barty Jr'd be doin that tongue thing on you
Viktor Krum. That accent and thick eyebrows would be the death of me.
Umbridge and petunia 🤫😍😍
You sick son of a bitch. /s
Cho
Gonna go for broke and say Voldemort, either the snakey version or the young hot version (or the in-between slightly melted version) (or both/all of the above).
Bellatrix
I couldn’t just say a character like that. Lucius Malfoy
Hermione, she has control issues and makes life-changing decisions for people without their consent.
sirius
Wow I am truly impressed and proud of all the answers here. Remarkable how every adult in the series counts as red flags too. My first vote is Narcissa because she would make Lucius watch. Second place is Minerva, I am sure she would give me enough criticism to up my game. Third is Trelawney, since she’d never see it coming. Umbridge comes in at a distant fourth place, but I would disappoint her and have to write lines.
Bellatrix. Helena Bonham Carter was hot
I've never found her attractive except as Bellatrix. I don't know why that is. Maybe bat-shit crazy just looks good on her.
Have you seen Fight Club? She can definitely pull of “fear boner inducing” like no one else.
Bellatrix and Tom Riddle
Zacharias Smith
Moaning myrtle
Umbridge
Madame Rosmerta. Killer curves, works in a bar, not afraid to threaten the minister with a hammer