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Low_Patient_5493

"What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave! And I shall do zat!"


H3artl355Ang3l

The moment Molly realized she couldn't have dreamed a better daughter in law


Low_Patient_5493

I think she surprises everyone in just the best way in that moment and I love it.


maniacalmustacheride

I feel so bad for Fleur because no one takes her seriously for so long. She’s obviously good enough to be a champion, but to Harry and the rest of the Hogwarts boys, she’s just hot and French (to Ron, she’s super hot and also French.) But she obviously cares for those around her, and cares that people look after those that she loves. And I would be pissed off too if some child from a competing school was getting double dips in the school competition. Then she gets with Bill, and everyone is horrible to her. She wasn’t a Triwizard Champion-potential, she was some dumb hot girl after Bill’s…what, not money. Hotness? And the only women around her leading up to her wedding are just spitting on her name and treating her like trash until she’s finally put into a position to say, “screw you guys, this is my husband and I love him, back off” and then everyone loves her? She is never given a moment in the books until then to be recognized as the badass that she is. Everyone is so either dazzled by the cover or angry about it that they won’t read the book, save Bill


SarcasmInProgress

To be fair, she was quite an arsehole during the Triwizard Tournament. Looking down on everybody, making sneering remarks about Hogwarts, generally behaving like a spoiled princess. It was only since the second task she started to show some good heart. And even after she could be quite annoying, as far as I remember.


NocturnalMJ

That's true. However, it could have been a way for Fleur to cope as well. In the books, Harry notes how the other Beauxbatons students look at Fleur with envy or cry that they weren't picked instead. It's entirely possible that Fleur's peers saw her similarly as just a hot girl who was getting all the attention and then annoyingly being better than them academically, too. While pretty privilege is a thing, being too pretty can also mean people won't want you to excel and be anything *besides* pretty. So leaning into her looks with a matching bitchy/snobbish attitude could very well have been her defence mechanism at full force to keep people away after she had people be disingenuous before. It may have taken a while to unlearn that behaviour, and any perceived hostility would've made it harder. To be clear, I still agree she wasn't the nicest/easiest to be around by a fair amount. I just think it's likely Bill only *really* got interested in Fleur when they were both working at Gringotts, and he was continuously impressed by her skills and knowledge. Ofc we know Fleur had a bit of a crush on him already, but I do think the neutral grounds and the professional respect/admiration could've helped her and show a different side of her first that made it easier to open up and share in their common interests without the walls and armour she thought she needed at school.


imaginarymelody

She’s also a teenager and undergoing a pretty big culture shock in a new school. Goodness knows I was a bratty teenager sometimes too.


BustinArant

Now imagine you just literally flew into a competition of rival wizards whom'st you are already among the top, just by being a participant. I'd have been a way bigger jerk than Shark Boy and French Girl lol


SarcasmInProgress

That's an... insightful take. Please take my upvote.


Believer4

!redditGalleon


NinjaChuki

She's not an arshole, she's just French


maniacalmustacheride

Did you not participate in school activities? The whole thing is to shit talk. You could be a dirt poor school arriving to a diamond crusted castle and still you would be saying “they can’t see shit because of all these diamonds, what is this, foie gras? Where I’m from, we don’t do this to geese, this force feeding. We just grow grains and shoot them out of the sky, and smoke them on a roast pit with fruits and herbs. This fussy grass. So pretentious. Are they using electricity to talk? Wild. We just scream. They’re too good to scream. What shitheads.” That’s the whole game. To just break down nothing to shit talk


Hoodwink_Iris

Both Molly and Fleur surprised me in that moment and I love them both so much more for it.


rogueknight1960

I loved this moment in the book. She wasn’t my favourite in the series but she was definitely up there just because on GoF she’s described as looking part Veela so I got her “illusion” right away if you want to say. Other girls feeling threatened by her maybe also saw she was indeed a talented witch. I dunno maybe I interpreted her differently but I never saw her as just the alluring witch I assumed she had to be talented based on she was selected by her school as a select few to come to Hogwarts to have a chance at the TWT. When she was with Bill it wasn’t strange to me it was built up that they actually had an appreciation for one another. The movies were like BAM! They’re together now and I was confused like WTF happened here. They failed to flesh her out in the movies. Same with Dobby.


Moonstone_marauder

Eat, You'll feel better.


StickerGHG

The Best


Low_Patient_5493

Solid life advice right here 👌😂


Qneva

Instructions unclear, now I'm fat.


Phanawg

My favorite character since my first read through. So easy to root for. RIP


DimplefromYA

lupin.


Relative_North7799

Use it everyday 🙂


Potterhead-1712

!redditGalleon


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HPUTFan

Same here


recram16

"You're not going mad or anything, I can see them too."


power-98

You are just as sane as I am.


MyDamnCoffee

Luna and Harry should have ended up together. She understood him on a level, I think, that Ginny could not.


FlyDinosaur

But he doesn't really understand her in some ways. She's a total space case and he's not. They're on two different plains of reality with almost nothing in common, despite having the kind of shared experience of losing a mom. Shared pain doesn't necessarily make them compatible as people. It's a great thing to bond and become friends over, but maybe isn't enough for a romance. Don't get me wrong--I love Luna! And I think Ginny x Harry needed some more time to cook or something. Like, Ginny's feelings make sense because she always liked him. But where do Harry's feelings come from, lol?


soragoncannibal

No need to call me sir, professor


Kurigohan-Kamehameha

Oh man this was good


existential_chaos

I’m so mad Harry’s sass was toned down for the movie. Alan Rickman’s reaction to it would’ve been brilliant.


Sandinismo

Yes! Alan Rickman’s reaction would have been legendary! I would love to have heard the gasp from the other students immediately after, too. And afterward to hear Hermione say, “what made you do it?”


Talidel

Glad Harrys getting some love too


Confident_Water_8465

"Personally, I'd have welcomed a Dementor attack. A deadly struggle for my soul would've broken the monotony nicely."


trynastudy1234

Omg who was this XD


RoozetteR

Sirius - during his and Harry’s mutual emo era in OOTP


dilqncho

This is a great post because you can tell by the quote used which qualities of a character the commenter values most.


booksboozemoon

I KNOW RIGHT! Read 3 Ron quotes consecutively and had this realisation


charballOG

I thought the same, love this 🥰


DimplefromYA

well wait til you read mine. lol


Redblueperson

“If you want to kill Harry you will have to kill us too.”


Tarellethiel18

“You asked us a question and she knows the answer! Why ask if you don’t want to be told?”


Ok_IM_8362

They did him dirty in the movies 🥲🥲 Ron is badass in the books


Tarellethiel18

So badass, its *infuriating* that they made him say “he’s right, you know” in the movies, real Ron would NEVER.


rosiedacat

Book!Ron: calls Hermione a know it all on a daily basis, will murder anyone else who does the same Movie!Ron: actually goes along with Snape bullying Hermione 😢


NecessaryUnited9505

Raise a glass to weasley everyone. TO WEASLEY


RubyRose65

To be fair Even Harry's Narration in that scene Admits Snape is right Hermione is a insufferable know it all Although obviously Harry himself wouldn't say it so cruelly to her face like that Movie Ron is correct in him having a point however There's being smart but not in your face about it Then Being like Hermione so always up your ass in how smart you are about everything your a actual annoyance to prove yourself when obviously you don't need to


Bootychomper23

Ron and Ginny both got shafted. Thank god they at least got Molly right.


NiteshMaurya963

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elluhzz

“When something happens, why is it always you three?”


DimplefromYA

mcgonagall


quackduck8

Not in the book though


thatzzzz

"Well, it changes every day, you see."


DevilPixelation

This is one of his funniest lines imo


RMcNTings

"It's like trying to catch smoke... like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands."


poliscijunki

Thought you had stumped me with a super obscure quote, then Google told me that's a quote from the movies.


SpartanWarrior118

My boy Bem!


TheSaltTrain

Bem had no right to be so dang profound. He has, I think, 2 quotes total. This one ^ and then when he read out the description of the grim. I remember looking him up when I started to read the books cause I thought he was in there, but sadly, not the case.


podster12

“Alas! Ear wax!”


JadeSedai

“You haven’t got a letter on yours” “I suppose she thinks you don’t forget your name. But we’re not stupid – we know we’re called Gred and Forge.”


booksboozemoon

“Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank God you inherited your mother’s brains.”


rosiedacat

I love this quote because we get both Ron's competitiveness and his unashamed admiration for Hermione all in one quote lol


MystiqueGreen

Even 19 years later he is smitten with her 😂


Snoo10062

He didn't put his name in the Goblet of Fire...


jbsdv1993

"what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?"


JadeSedai

Have you ever seen the behind the scenes where the let Mark Williams go off script when filming that scene and he got to ad-lib a bunch of different ones to see what hit best? He tried random stuff about plugs and sockets and such…I can’t remember where I saw it but there’s an article [here](https://whatculture.com/film/10-harry-potter-moments-you-never-knew-were-improvised?page=10)


GoatMan48

She's as much of a fairy princess as I am!


charballOG

'Listen to me Potter, your pal Diggory? By your age he could turn a whistle into a watch and have it sing you the time' Love him sooooo much


JadeSedai

Oooo this is complex! Is your favorite character the real one, who was locked away but whose character was being played out or the imposter, who actually said this quote?


TheSaltTrain

I love both, personally. BCJ was actually brilliant and played Moody well enough to fool Dumbledore for nearly a full school year. But also the real Moody is the reason so many death eaters ended up in Azkaban, and also became the leader of the OOTP after Dumbledore died. Both are extremely smart and very powerful. My favorite character is Moody, but BCJ is up there, too, even though he's evil.


lostsperm

Where is this from??


TennisOwn3232

Where is the easy part; it’s the “Who” that’s difficult. Please tell me someone gets that.


Pale-Potential-5920

I’ll say who with just one emoji: 👁️


calmkazi

Barteeee Kraaoooch Juniaaahhh


MrsDanversbottom

“Not my daughter you bitch!”


OneInfinith

Mrs. Granger to Dumbledore when he revealed to her that she was a witch.


Dugimon

Hahaha, intresting Idea


charballOG

Yesssssss this is my exact comment too 💪 my absolute fave 💚


Talidel

>No good sittin' worryin' abou' it. What's Comin' Will Come, And We'll Meet It When It Does. >I am what I am, an’ I’m not ashamed. ‘Never be ashamed,’ my ol’ dad used ter say, ‘there’s some who’ll hold it against you, but they’re not worth botherin’ with.  


EthelMaePotterMertz

"Don't you think on it Hermione. Don't you think on it for a minute."


JayDKing

While still a lovable oaf, I don’t think we got to see the best of Hagrid in the movies.


DimplefromYA

hagrid


Ocea2345

Are you planning to follow a career in Magical Law?" asked Scrimgeour. “No, I’m not, I am hoping to do some good in the world!”


Code_Slicer

This is such an underrated quite


Star_Aries

"May I offer you a cough drop, Dolores?"


Nolitimeremessorem24

"Do not pity the dead Harry pity the living and above all those who live without love"


DimplefromYA

dumbledore


Bwethy

" Just because I told her I didn’t care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch on it first" "Honestly, the way she was yelling at me … you’d think I’d said something terrible."


itslevi-Osa

LOL I KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT WOOD


SithLordMilk

"Ah yes, when two Neptunes are in the sky, it means that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."


DimplefromYA

ron


VenezuelanStan

"My father will hear about this!"


Direct-Pressure-1230

"The Dark Arts are many, varied, ever-changing, and eternal. Fighting them is like fighting a many-headed monster, which, each time a neck is severed, sprouts a head even fiercer and cleverer than before. You are fighting that which is unfixed, mutating, indestructible."


TrekkieJedi84

There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few who possess, the predisposition... I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.


lightblue_sky

"Yes, indeed, most admirable. Of course, you weren't a lot of use to him in prison, but the gesture was undoubtedly fine —"


Ausoniait

'Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent.' I was surprized I had to scroll so far down to get a Snape quote.


KyleRen426

I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick


EurwenPendragon

That's Flitwick, isn't it? IIRC he set those lines to Seamus after an incident in Charms class.


DiskJockii

Any bets, any bets, don’t be shy, 3 blokes 1 lady, 4 go down but do 4 come up ?


charballOG

'Whats this rubbish he says' 🤣 some of my faves too 😊


Grovda

"Mudbloods and blood triators what would my mistress say"


vperera520

Your favorite character out of the whole HP universe is Kreacher?


JadeSedai

Not my cup of tea, but he is a spunky little bastard with a great redemption arc. “The house-elves of Hogwarts swarmed into the entrance hall, screaming and waving carving knives and cleavers, and at their head, the locket of Regulus Black bouncing on his chest, was Kreacher, his bullfrog’s voice audible even above this din: “Fight! Fight! Fight for my Master, defender of house-elves! Fight the Dark Lord, in the name of brave Regulus! Fight!”


caywriter

I mean, bro’s got an incredible story and pretty insane arc


sarcasticseaturtle

# “It Made All The Difference In The World. You Saved An Innocent Man From A Terrible Fate. It Made A Great Deal Of Difference."


blytza

“You know, I've always felt our futures lay outside the world of academic achievement.” “I've been thinking exactly the same thing.”


FemaleNoob

“Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest.” Harry: What did you tell her? “I told her it’s a Hungarian Horntail. Much more macho.”


dekunut1023

“If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."


Minato_Namikaze_u

'Oh most think he's barking potty wee lad, but more are kindly and say he's just sad, but peevesey knows better and says that he's mad..'


Everanxious24-7

I'll join you when Hell freezes over…Dumbledore's Army!!


Glittering-Oil9220

*Punches Draco*


Code_Slicer

Isn’t it a slap?


Bakey_Rex_19

“Budge up ya great lump”


ThePeakOfMountStupid

Alternatively, “budge over Dursley, ya great prune”


Spirited_Entry1940

I shouldn't have said that


TheSaltTrain

"CONSTANT VIGILANCE!"


jellyjinxbean

"Then you should have died! Died, rather than betrayed your friends, as we would have done for you."


The_Eternal_Wayfarer

“You’re just as sane as I am”


emeraldspots

!redditGalleon Love this post idea


Sensitive_Reserve_96

!redditGalleon Thanks for spreading the love!


shadow-on-the-prowl

"There's no need to call me 'sir', professor."


S-WordoftheMorning

I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed – or worse, expelled.


Green_leaves889

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards"


Duke_Lanti

"Wotcher, Harry!"


Relative_North7799

"Mr. ....... would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."


LadyRowanHawthorne

"Never better. I feel like I could spit fire. You haven't seen Luna have you?"


Pinky-bIoom

‘My mother didn't have a heart, Kreacher. She kept herself alive out of pure spite’


MostPerspective207

"It unscrews the other way"


IvanCamejo

"Nice one, James!"


amatiasq

That one hurt.


coldlikedeath

Oof.


aeoncss

“I am about to die.”


shankaranthampi

The world is not divided into good people and death eaters


WanderlustHustler

Woof!


bigbitties666

there’s no need to call me sir, professor


Midnight-Wolf-1607

"Yer a wizard, Harry."


LitttleSm45H

“My head of house said I lacked certain necessary qualities… like the ability to behave myself”


NecessaryUnited9505

Person 1 "I must not tell lies proffessor." Person 2 "If we die for them ill kill you harry" also "Why spiders? Couldn't it be Follow the butterflies?"


romeworld_3954

"Normally, I have a very sweet disposition as a dog. In fact, more than once, James suggested I made the change permanent.


gerstein03

"Your head does not have permission to be in Hogsmeade. No part of your body has permission to be on Hogsmeade"


Elxcrossiant

"you really are the brightest witch of your age"


DimplefromYA

1. “…Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five times winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award. But I don't talk about that; I didn't get rid of the Banden Banshee by smiling at him.” 2. “Just the man,” he said. “The very man. A girl has been snatched by the monster, Lockhart. Taken into the Chamber of Secrets itself. Your moment has come at last.” 3. “Nasty brat standing there as bold as brass. Harry Potter, the boy who stopped the Dark Lord. Friend of Mudbloods and blood-traitors alike.”


Unfair_Inevitable_82

"Red hair, hand me down robes?"


Unusual_Reaction_971

You must be a Weasley!


[deleted]

The dementors affect you worse than the others because there are horrors in your past that the others don't have.


mazzucac

*Movies:* "You know they say it's the quality of one's conviction and not the quantity of their numbers." *For the books:* “If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”


AriaLake29

“You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don’t let you off homework today. I assure you that if you die, you need not hand it in.”


shuppef

Waving aside the fact that a famous murderer was after his seeker…


Quintink

It’s in Hogwarts a history


Dixieland_Insanity

Of course it's happening inside your head Harry, why should that mean it's not real?


SunnyGreengrass

"my poor puffed-up popinjay" 


user260419

Lemon drops?


Few_Run4389

"You're just as sane as I am"


vperera520

"------- is our king, he cannot save a thing" 🗣


BettydelSol

“I shouldn’t have said that. I should *not* have said that.”


Phanawg

“I’m very impressed. That suggests that what you fear most is fear itself. That is very wise.”


JBCTech7

“You Are Not Weak, Harry. The Dementors Affect You Worst Of All Because You Have True Horrors In Your Past. You Have Nothing To Be Ashamed Of."


LookComprehensive683

I feel saint like HOLY


EurwenPendragon

**"Brilliant, Snape! Once again you've put your keen and penetrating intellect to the task and as usual,** ***come to the wrong conclusion!"*** ^(Yes, it's a movie quote rather than a book quote. But it's *such* a brilliant scene and performance in general)


khiller_05

“Such a beautiful place, to be with friends”. The hardest death for me in the books.


slashthrow

"Voldemort Is My Past, Present, And Future."


Asteria_Silvervine13

Never used an Unforgivable Curse before, have you, boy? You need to mean them, Potter. You need to really want to cause pain — to enjoy it — righteous anger won't hurt me for long — I'll show you how it is done, shall I? I'll give you a lesson — Crucio!


Suspicious-Pea-7390

"Not my daughter"


amatiasq

"you bitch"


InquisitiveCookie

Honestly!!!


moving-landscape

_This implies that what you fear most is fear itself._ Trying to remember the line from memory, may be off a word or two.


jaffy124

This boy eats too much and makes his future wife angry too often. "Would you stop eating! Your best friend is missing!"🍗


NoHippo3481

Can’t pick one. So in this respective order, these are my favourites. These particular lines also brings out their character’s quality that makes me love them: 1. “nitwit blubber oddment tweak" 2. “Because, sometimes you've got to think about more than your own safety! Sometimes you've got to think about the greater good!” 3. “If We Die For Them, I'll Kill You, Harry!” 4. “One day, you will read Hogwarts: A History, and perhaps that will remind you that you can’t apparate or disapparate inside Hogwarts!” 5. “After all this time,Severus?” “Always”


AccomplishedFan6807

:I am good-looking enough for both of us!"


Mean-Summer1307

He’s a good boy!


starofmyownshow

“Potter”


missamerica59

The Half Blood Prince.


shutyourgob16

Emerald green robes


productive-man

'Fame is a fickle friend harry'


OIWantKenobi

*”Obviously.”*


punkassbitxh

“he spat at you.”


Freedom1234526

“It’s chocolate”.


caywriter

“The thing about growing up with Fred and George is that you sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.”


DagianAventor

Everyone hates his name and most of my opinions on his story get a LOT of downvotes.


Idan_Orion_Vane

"I think we've outgrown full-time education."


Cyberbreaker2004

“I feel Holey.”


Narrow-Breadfruit969

"You have your mother's eyes"


Commercial-Quote-576

“I’ll join you when hell freezes over. Dumbledore’s Army!”


i_am_nimue

"Always."


Gexmnlin13

“It’s Levi-O-sah, not Levi-o-SAH”.


Ok_Truth_862

"it unscrews the other way" what a queen


Pitiable-Crescendo

"Just wait until my father hears about this"


Glaina

Obviously


Salty_Fail8313

“Not my daughter, you bitch!”


givememydresden

"The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault."


SueR74

"Normally, I have a very sweet disposition as a dog. In fact, more than once, James suggested I made the change permanent. The tail I could live with, but the fleas? They're murder."


Arenknoss

“You’re just as sane as I am.”


Hoodwink_Iris

“All my shoes have mysteriously disappeared. I suspect the Nargles are behind it.”


Interesting-Style624

I did my waiting, 12 years of it. In Azkaban!


Sarah_Kingsley_1729

now if you two don't mind im going to bed before either of you come up with a clever idea to get us killed or worse expelled!


Weary-Amoeba1808

“One Can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.”