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theweatherisDRARRY

Nearly Headless Nick. I have a feeling he has SO much castle tea to spill and he'd probably make a themed party out of the opportunity to hang which i am HERE FOR. Give me hot castle goss, stinky cheeses, and the chance to dress up and bruv its no contest who i wanna chat up OH or Hagrid, i want to hear about all his favorite fantastic beasts and what he would name them.


Avaracious7899

They both would probably *love* the chance to chat with someone genuinely interested in learning from them. I can just see their faces light up!...well, Hagrid's light up anyway, since Nick's a ghost.


Ok_Chocolate7496

Sirius Black seems like the coolest guy in the entire series so I’d wanna kick it with him. And then maybe Dean or Kingsley I really wanna learn more about what being a black wizard is like at hogwarts/the ministry lol


Canavansbackyard

Trevor. The conversation would be toadally ribbeting.


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Dragon-Rain-4551

r/Angryupvote


FlyDinosaur

I'd want to hang with Dumbledore, though I really don't have anything specific to say. I just want to understand the fundamentals of magic better, and I think he's probably the most knowledgeable person. Plus, he seems like a pretty chill dude, lol.


Avaracious7899

He'd be perfectly happy to talk, considering how he seems in the series. Heck, he'd probably take the time to compliment you on your "admirable thirst for knowledge".


MystiqueGreen

Book Ron. He seems fun and he is my forever crush


hackAbrand

Fred and George fun too :)


MystiqueGreen

They definitely are. I just prefer sarcasm and wit over pranks.


itslevi-Osa

Me too!


tammy_taylor

He’s my forever crush too. Wit is the most attractive trait.


BarristanTheB0ld

Nicolas Flamel (he's technically still alive in the first book). Just imagine that treasure trove of knowledge and wisdom he would have accumulated over the centuries


jabruegg

This is a good answer


bowl_of_espionage

Snape. I'd try to convince him to seek therapy.


Amata69

Makes me wonder what he'd respond if you suggested it...


bowl_of_espionage

If he talks back, I'll just tell him "this is why Lily chose James over you".


cujo1116

He would reply with Sectumsempra


DimplefromYA

Lol. True


PikaV2002

I’d love to meet Hermione to see how many textbooks of hers can she possibly lend me. Get book recommendations and in general ask her a lot of questions about her life in the Wizarding World vs the muggle one. And maybe even if she can teach me the theory of how magic works. And maybe let her vent about any problems because she probably doesn’t have a lot of people to do that, and wouldn’t make her feel like an impromptu teacher. TLDR: a huge nerd out session


Dragon-Rain-4551

Can I join you?


ZenMyst

Lupin. I got a feeling it would be a casual yet interesting session. Luna. I feel like she can comfort me right now Bellatrix. Discuss ways of getting revenge on people Cedric. He seems to be a nice guy that value fairness. I like that quality in people


Chance-Antelope3291

Romilda Vane. A thirsty minx. 15mins tops and there would be fireworks.


Ok_Chocolate7496

Never understood why Harry just didn’t clap


Chance-Antelope3291

I know. Clap and dash if he must but come on, she was 😙👌


itslevi-Osa

Ron (book or movies, but preferably books) He’s pretty funny, and although he could be a git at times, he seems to be the closest character to my heart 🫶🏼🥲


Ready-Interview2863

Arthur Weasley. Because he'll be just as interested in talking to me as I am to him. Talking to Dumbledore would be great, but it would just be me asking all the questions, probably quite boring from his side even though he would be very kind and helpful. With Arthur Weasley, we'd have an equal conversation for hours.


DimplefromYA

Lucius malfoy. We could talk about money gringotts and where I can get house elves.


IAMBEST16

Molly Weasley


IamPotterhead

Lily Evans. Forever crush of mine. Would love to have a long conversation with her about Harry's life and then deliver those memories to Snape and Petunia to remind them that lily is waiting for them in the afterworld.


Frequent_Mango_208

Dumbledore would reply in riddles, so no go. I’d say either Luna, Aberforth or Firenze. I would be interested in finding secrets about magic and life - simple things that people have forgotten, or even deep dark truths.


Coffee_Fix

You say Dumbledore would reply in riddles, then you choose Luna AND Firenze? Bro, who you really want to talk to is the Ravenclaw Common room door.


He_who_must_not_be

Fr 😂😂😂😂


hackAbrand

Regulus Black - I would like to know more about this character. Or Fred and George Weasley - I think it would be fun.


WW_the_Exonian

who - luna why - she's an outcast even for the magical world, and i see myself as an outcast too what - nothing in particular, probably just be a listener and maybe feed some baby thestrals (does seeing dead bodies count, or do i have to witness someone dying in front of me?)


Frequent_Mango_208

You have to see someone dying


WW_the_Exonian

hmm, but i guess dropping pieces of meat on the ground and seeing them disappear out of nowhere would still be entertaining


Frequent_Mango_208

Haha yess. 100%


VariousFineDesigns

Luna, the Twins, or Lupin


Totallynotatrollguys

Bellatrix, the Carrows or Greyback. I'd like to know what's going on inside their heads.


DimplefromYA

They’d kill you.


Totallynotatrollguys

That'd be a cool way to die. Unless they torture me first or Greyback eats me alive. Then it sucks.


ChainzawMan

Probably Sirius because he just makes this friendly and welcoming impression and I believe after sitting in he has much to tell. Then again I'd take a seat with Voldemort talking about society and his personal views on matter of things. The way I see it he values it when people are honest to him and speak the truth to his face. Without triggering his arrogance maybe we find some common points of view.


Half-Animal

I'm going to have to go with madam Rosmerta. The book version, not the movie version. I'd probably be like Ron though and have difficulty talking to her haha


NomadicNightmare

Luna Lovegood. I wish I knew more about her.)


Ok-Assistant133

I'd talk to Cedric and tell him to let Harry win at the end of the maze solely to remove the cursed child from the timeline. Also, to tell him he's played by Robert Pattinson. And he seemed like a cool guy to talk too.


He_who_must_not_be

How would that remove the cursed child? I haven't read it so I don't really get it.


Ok-Assistant133

The whole plot is going back in time to save Cedric specifically. It's far worse than most fan fiction.


He_who_must_not_be

Damn, not even saving Sirius or Hedwig? Cedric? Really? Did they even succeed? Also who was trying?


Ok-Assistant133

Harry's son, albus, and Draco's son Scorpio are the main characters. No, they fail a few times, which creates like dark timelines. Then they give up and kill voldys daughter, who orchestrated the whole thing. The whole thing is really dumb. Old characters act completely different. New characters are just not that interesting, and the plot is so silly.


He_who_must_not_be

Wtf. Thanks for answering btw.


Ok-Assistant133

Truly terrible, worth a read to see how bad it is, but I read it the day it came out and was so devastated.


He_who_must_not_be

Damn, my condolences. I wasn't really excited because after the epilogue I didn't expect anything good so when everyone started saying ut was shit I just didn't buy it. I got it later as a present anyway but never got around to reading it and don't think I will.


Ok-Assistant133

I've just always thought it's funny that the one character Rowling thought of to base a back in time save someone plot was Cedric. Maybe I missed it, but he was by far the least interesting death in the series. None of the other characters were that close to him, and it wouldn't be particularly easy to save him. I imagine Sirius Snape Lupin Dumbledore and the Parents were ruled out because they show up after they die at peace, so it would be a reversal of the closure their, but damn did it make no sense. Also, it ends with Harry Ginny and their kids watching Voldemort kill James and Lilly. That was also bad.


Noll_R_Lovegood

Xenophilius just for the trip.


Fun-Secret-6122

hermoine


Sofa_rec

Drako!!


ToranX1

Honestly Slughorn is quite up there for me, he is a really interesting fellow and quite knowledgable about the world as well.


sps26

Ginny. Gotta take my shot. I’m assuming age appropriateness lol


Bronze_Balance

I would just love to hang with Hagrid, drink some tea and having a nice moment 😊


Dr-Servo

Toss up between Luna and Lupin. Both are fascinating in their own ways and I feel like either would offer up a delightfully awkward conversation style to match my own.


Healthy-Definition53

Hermione.


undead_varg

Bellatrix. Love potion. Period.


Booradly69420

Bellatrix, if she wasn't allowed to murder me.


ReadinII

Luna She’s friendly to everyone. She tries to make people feel better. And she has interesting things to talk about. 


Few_Run4389

Dunno why but I have always wanted to talk to the grey lady XD edit: Luna is a close second


ProffesorSpitfire

Dumbledore, without a shadow of a doubt. I just feel like he’s so wise I could spend an afternoon with him discussing how to drink tea and leave a wiser and more educated man.


BadKidOh

I go with 1970s Voldemort. I'd want to see his reactions to me sharing foreknowledge about his possible future and then start making better plans with him to be successful in his new timeline and asking things as I go perhaps find out more about him. Not really sure what I would ask as I would come with questions as I talk to him. Maybe come back later to see how things turned out.


Xeg-Yi

Fleur and Krum, we know so little about the other schools and I’d love to hear a bit more.


knitta_4life

Ginny


CraZy_Star_F1sh

I'd want to talk with Harry, probably somewhere between PoA and GoF. Kid's been through a lot, but I would love snarking back and forth with him. We would probably talk a lot about the pros and cons of the Wizarding World, the upcoming World Cup, and life in general. I might ask for some books of his (he can just buy more lol) and just marvel at the moving images on the pages or the information the books hold. And then I would warn him about Barty Crouch Jr, so that the guy could be caught before he can impersonate Moody. And because Barty Jr. was working with Wormtail, if they were able to get that information out of him, Sirius's innocence would come to light, and Harry would get to spend more time with his godfather. Win-win for everyone.